I'm reborn and I'm an international student again?
Chapter 129: Literary fight in KTV, I am a cultured person!
Chapter 129: Literary fight in KTV, I am a cultured person!
"Clap clap clap!"
After Matthew finished his song, the man in the windbreaker was the first to applaud. Everyone was stunned and started to applaud as well.
Seeing this, Chen Xi breathed a sigh of relief.
Either this man was very well-mannered and did not lose his temper on the spot, or Matthew's singing deeply touched this man, expressing his inner emotions and making him feel the same way.
In short, the atmosphere at the scene was pretty good. Chen Xi quickly asked Matthew to sit down to prevent him from causing any more trouble.
"Come on, drinking alone is boring, let's play some games!" Alin sat down on the sofa and asked everyone to gather together.
When Chen Xi heard that they were going to play a game, he immediately picked up the sieve beside him.
Generally speaking, drinking involves playing dice, which is something he is very familiar with.
Even though he hadn't done much since graduation, his skills were still there, so dealing with these old friends shouldn't be a problem.
However, A-Lin held Chen Xi's hand and said with a smile: "Put it down quickly. We were all teachers and cultured people. Of course, we should play games with cultural content."
"I'm a new college student, so I have limited education. I hope the teachers will go easy on me!"
Chen Xi picked up the beer on the table and clinked glasses with a few people.
"Now it's time for the drinking game." A-lin picked up a peanut and said while chewing it.
"Haha, we didn't have enough fun playing the game last time. What new ways to play are there this time?" Mediterranean asked excitedly while gnawing on chicken wings.
"Today, let's add a word to the character's name and see whose added word can make the character funnier!" A Lin stated the rules of the game with a smile.
"Okay, okay, this game seems to be more interesting than the last one." The tall and thin man in a suit also became interested and was eager to try it.
"Then let's get started!"
The man in the windbreaker might have drunk some alcohol, as all the gloomy mood caused by the divorce had disappeared, and he became lively at this moment.
"Okay, the game officially begins! I'll go first and show you how to do it."
"Zhu Bajie's poison!"
"puff!"
Alin stood up and cleared his throat. As soon as he finished his answer, Chen Xi and Matthew were so shocked that they spat out the wine in their mouths.
This is not an ordinary path!
Is this still a teacher?
How funny.
The other people did not do the same as Chen Xi and Matthew. They just covered their mouths and laughed secretly, as if they were already familiar with Alin's tricks.
"Okay, I'll come with the second one, Zhuge Liang's 'gun'!" At this time, Lao Zhang stood up, pointed at the ceiling, and shouted loudly.
"Haha! What a great Zhuge Liang gun. Is there anyone who can connect it?" A Lin couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Bones tonight," the Mediterranean uncle patted his belly and said with full energy.
"Haha, awesome! You are all cultured people!"
Chen Xi laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he quickly gave them a thumbs up.
Now he finally understood what Alin meant by "cultured people".
"It's my turn, Sha Wujing's body!"
The windbreaker man's words shocked everyone. The Mediterranean uncle next to him immediately patted him on the shoulder and praised him, "Awesome!"
Oh my god, this guy must have been traumatized by his divorce and wanted to be a father-in-law to come up with such a cool name.
Chen Xi couldn't help but look at the man in the windbreaker differently.
"Come on, you two can speak too." Alin pointed at Chen Xi and Matthew.
"Uh... the Xu family prints money!"
Chen Xi didn't know what to say, and suddenly thought of a celebrity from his previous life. But then he thought that printing more money probably wouldn't be able to save him.
"What do you mean? I don't understand. Change it." A Lin was a little confused. Chen Xi pondered for a moment. It was 06, so it was normal not to know about this.
"Oh, I know. He's a domestic boss. I've heard of him." At this time, the tall and thin man stood up to rescue Chen Xi.
"It doesn't count, it doesn't count. Have another one." Alin said relentlessly.
"Tang Sanzang'Jiao'!" After some thought, Chen Xi finally came up with a name.
"Hahaha, sure, sure, you're really talented!"
"It's true that young people are heroes, and the young are really to be feared!" Several middle-aged men praised Chen Xi with a smile.
"It's your turn, Matthew. You've been sitting there without saying a word. How can you be a teacher if you're so boring? A teacher should make students happy to learn. If you can't make people happy, how can others be interested in listening to the class? Come on, don't dawdle."
Alin pointed at Matthew and said.
"Du Shiniang's cannon!"
Matthew, the taciturn man, didn't think much and gave the answer directly.
Chen Xi turned his head and looked at this guy in surprise. He didn't expect that he could respond so quickly. He was indeed a cultured man.
"One more, let me see how well educated you are!" Alin didn't let Matthew stop and continued to ask.
"My tooth hurts!" Matthew answered without even thinking.
"Hahaha, that's awesome!" Lao Zhang laughed out loud after hearing this and raised the bottle of wine in his hand and clinked it with Matthew.
"Come again!" Alin still didn't stop.
"Lu Dongbin's House" Matthew blurted out.
"Come again!"
"Kaoru Goku 'sister'!"
"Hahaha."
Ah Lin couldn't help it and sprayed out the wine in his mouth. Chen Xi and the others also lost their composure and laughed out loud.
"Okay, I also thought of one, but I didn't mention it yet. It's Zhang Sanfeng's 'chest'!" The tall and thin man stood up and said the answer he had been thinking about for a long time.
"Zhang Sanfeng's breasts are so fucking amazing!"
The man in the windbreaker patted the other man's shoulder. Now his face was filled with smiles. He was like a completely different person compared to when he first came in.
"No, I want to compete with him!" Alin turned his head to look at Matthew, his words revealing an attitude of not admitting defeat.
"Xu Xiake's Inn!" A Lin spoke first.
"Give me a tire!" Matthew replied quickly.
"Also the tire? I'm still trying to repair it!" For a moment, Alin didn't know how to respond.
He sat down, picked up the bottle and took a big sip, as if the speech just now made his mouth dry.
In comparison, Matthew's condition seemed much more relaxed. His face wasn't red and his heart wasn't beating fast.
Chen Xi began to not understand this guy. He spoke dirty words without any hesitation.
"No, the Yangtze River's waves behind push the waves ahead, and A-Lin died on the beach."
Lao Zhang began to tease the other party. He said that Alin always won the game in the past, but he didn't expect that this time an ordinary young man would leave Alin speechless.
"Wait, let's change the game. This time I'll talk first, and you'll compete..." Alin adjusted his state, rolled his eyes, and said to Matthew.
"The eunuch enters the bridal chamber." Alin came up and threw out a big move.
"A monk enters a hair salon!" Matthew was not afraid. As an educated person, he might not be good at speaking in other situations, but he had excellent ability in language.
"Looking at my crotch makes me feel heartbroken!" This should be the area that Alin is good at. He started again without thinking.
"G foot into the court!"
"Hahaha! That's right!" Mediterranean clapped his hands and laughed.
"Let me add a horizontal banner: It's useless!" The man in the windbreaker was very excited and actually added a sentence to them.
"There is no such thing as a man in the world!" Alin continued.
"I'm afraid there will be groans!" Matthew replied fluently.
"Pfft~"
The peanuts Chen Xi was chewing spat out. He never expected that Matthew was so good at telling jokes.
"A wise man never falls in love."
"Build a beautiful China!"
"The front L gland has collapsed."
"The sphincter is attacked!"
"Fuck, they are two talented people." Chen Xi teased, constantly cheering for Matthew in his heart.
He observed Alin's character and thought that as long as Matthew won the game, things would be much easier.
"Die under the peony flowers."
"Slap the seeds in your face!"
"Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains."
"Don't go to Mingzhi Mountain!"
"I drink with my youth."
"Feed love to the dogs again!"
Alin was speechless and stood there thinking for a long time.
He turned his head to look at Chen Xi who was laughing, and knew in his heart that Matthew was too powerful and he was no match for him.
So he turned his target to Chen Xi.
"You're the one who laughs the most, come and compete with me."
Alin pointed at Chen Xi, and Chen Xi turned his gaze to Matthew.
Matthew shrugged helplessly.
Chen Xi had no choice but to go on stage.
"I drank the wine this morning." A Lin might be taking care of Chen Xi, so the first sentence was easy to answer.
"The stomach was washed at noon!" Chen Xi said after thinking for a while.
"The man left in the afternoon."
"I did it at night!"
"Pfft~ What are you talking about?" A Lin was amused by Chen Xi, while Chen Xi scratched his head with a red face.
He knew that he was not as capable as Matthew, and now that alcohol was on his mind, he could only rely on his feelings and improvisation to deal with it.
"Okay, I'll give you a harder one. Listen carefully, if you can match it, you're awesome and the judge won't be able to judge."
"Uh... this question is so difficult, most people can't answer it." Mediterranean scratched his head. He racked his brains but couldn't think of an answer.
Matthew pondered for a moment and shook his head, indicating that this question was indeed a bit difficult.
"Isn't this child's play? Let me do it!" Chen Xi thought for a moment, then stood up.
Everyone's eyes were on him because they really couldn't think of an answer and wanted to see how Chen Xi would answer.
"The judge can't judge the officials, and the security guard can't ensure safety!"
"Hahaha, that's right!"
"Talent!"
When Chen Xi came up with the next sentence, everyone couldn't help laughing, even Matthew, the taciturn man, was no exception.
"My lifelong reputation has been ruined by you two guys today..." Ah Lin sat down with a red face and took a big sip of wine to ease the embarrassment.
He took the initiative to propose the game, but lost to two people in a row. This was an unprecedented defeat for him.
"Um... We've been playing for so long, but we haven't introduced ourselves to each other yet. This is Lao Xing, Lao Li, and A Wei."
Alin pointed at the Mediterranean, the tall and thin man, and the man in the windbreaker respectively. He wanted to ease the awkwardness by introducing them to each other.
"My name is Chen Xi, and this is my friend Matthew." Chen Xi pulled Matthew up, picked up the beer and clinked glasses with a few people.
They were the youngest in the group, so naturally they had to behave with due courtesy.
"Don't be so polite. This is Australia, be more casual." Mediterranean is the oldest of the three. He looks like Maitreya Buddha and is always smiling.
He quickly pulled Chen Xi to sit down, and Chen Xi could see that he had a very good temper.
"I heard that you are planning to open a cram school, but the education market in Australia is not easy to do business. Moreover, your customers are mainly international students, and the number of this group is not large. It also requires a lot of investment to open an educational institution. As you know, teachers' salaries in Australia are very high."
Mediterranean cleared his throat and started talking about business. He had a good impression of Chen Xi, so he wanted to remind him of these issues.
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