I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 10 I just want to make friends with your family, sincerely
Su Lin expressed his understanding of Wang Xinmin's secret sewing.

After all, the yellow-faced woman in their family is really uninteresting. Her face looks like fried chicken that has been left out for several months and is almost covered with hair.

To be honest, zombies are prettier than her.

But even though we understand, we can’t not do what we should do, right?

So Su Lin took a few close-up photos of his little silver needle, then went to a copy shop to print out a lot of photos and pasted them all over the company.

Su Lin also sent the photos and videos of him stealing and selling goods in the warehouse to their boss.

The boss got angry immediately.

They showed him photos of the things he was selling and questioned him about what was going on, and they also wanted to call the police.

The evidence was irrefutable and Wang Xinmin was speechless and looked completely confused.

After much persuasion, the boss finally let him pay the money for the sake of his brother-in-law.

Wang Xinmin didn't dare to say a word and quickly paid a large sum of money to settle the matter.

But naturally he lost his job and was fired on the spot by his boss.

When he was packing up to leave, he found that his colleagues were pointing at him and he didn't know what was going on.

When I looked back, I saw that my huge League of Legends poster was pasted all over the wall.

The ugly thing was like a toothpick in his hand.

The so-called people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong.

Wang Xinmin was so happy that he went crazy on the spot, his face turned as black as coal and tears came down.

"Su Lin, I'm not done with you!"

He roared at the sky.

He's quite smart. He knows I want to be friends with him.

Su Lin thought.

But after looking at the degree of completion, I am not very satisfied.

After a lot of effort, the completion rate increased a little bit, from 53% to 62%.

Not even 10 percent.

It seems that Wang Xinmin's needlework is worthless.

It turns out that social death seems to be more effective than real death.

Wang Xinmin suffered such a severe blow that he became a little mentally unstable.

He returned home in a daze, locked the door, and never came out again.

It seems like he's become a coward.

How to play this?
Su Lin was a little anxious and thought to himself, I really want to be friends with you.

How could you do this to me.

of course,

After making friends, he still had to cut up the family and put them in sacks.

The family of three hid at home and did not come out.

Su Lin was so anxious that he called the police directly.

The police arrived after a while. When they saw that it was Su Lin who called the police, they were overwhelmed.

"What's wrong with you?"

Su Lin pointed at the closed door of Wang Xinmin's house with confidence:
"I wanted to make friends with their family, but they wouldn't open the door."

The policeman almost vomited blood and yelled, "Brother, please be kind and stop causing us trouble. We've been following you around all day long."

Su Lin said innocently: "I'm not causing trouble. I just want to make friends with them. I really mean it."

The policeman was speechless and asked feebly, "What about making friends?"

Su Lin said: "Chop it up and put it in a sack!"

Police: (;Дi|!)
Just as he was shocked, Wang Xinmin and his family heard the noise and came out.

"Officer, it was him. He was the one who threw snakes into our house and took pictures of me everywhere..."

Wang Xinmin cried with tears and snot.

His wife also cried:

"Officer, you have to help us. He spat in my mouth and hit me."

The little guy also started crying and was about to complain, but then he saw Su Lin looking at him with a smile.

He swallowed his words back and hid behind his mother without saying anything.

"Su Lin, did you really do this?"

The police stared at Su Lin and asked. Su Lin spread his hands and said innocently: "You have to provide evidence when you speak."

"There are surveillance cameras here, and they recorded everything. You're still trying to make excuses."

the old bastard yelled.

Su Lin said: "If there is surveillance, then adjust it."

"Just adjust it."

The old man was furious.

So the police took us back to the police station and started checking the surveillance footage.

After checking all the surveillance cameras for a long time, they only found Su Lin wandering around the door of the old man's house.

As for the scenes of Su Lin throwing snakes and hitting people, due to the angle, none of them were captured.

Although it was not captured, the old man still shouted:
"Look, officer, it's him. He's the one who did it. Otherwise, why would he be hanging around near our house?"

Su Lin rolled his eyes. "Come on, is this road yours? I'm a normal citizen of the People's Republic of China. I can go wherever I want. Is it your business?"

"You...you are making excuses!" The old man was so angry that he jumped up and down.

Good guy,
You still know how to make specious arguments? This word is really wasted.

"How am I making excuses? Then show me the evidence."

Su Lin said.

The police were helpless: "Su Lin, it really wasn't you who did it?"

Su Lin shook his head confidently: "It's not me."

I thought that the surveillance camera didn't capture it anyway.

I have no morals, and I can tell lies without blushing or feeling any guilt.

The old man was almost angry to death, but he couldn't do anything to Su Lin.

You can't beat him, and you can't win by scolding him.

I can only sit in a chair and hope for the best.

Wang Xiaoqiang's mother may have forgotten the pain after the wound healed, so she jumped up and shouted:

"He…he also spat in my mouth and slapped me."

"Who saw it?"

Su Lin asked her back.

Zhang Aiqin shouted at the top of her voice: "All the neighbors saw it, and they can all testify."

"Then call them to testify." Su Lin shrugged.

Unexpectedly, she actually asked the police to call several neighbors who were there that day, including the sanitation worker.

"You guys help me testify, did he spit in my mouth that day and slap me?"

As soon as the witness arrived, Zhang Aiqin immediately became alert and spoke louder.

But what she didn't expect was.

Given the quality of their family, who would be willing to testify for her?

So they all shook their heads: "No."

"Didn't see it."

"No, this guy is really nice. He even helped me cross the road."

"No, I didn't see it anyway."

……

Zhang Aiqin was furious and pointed at their noses and yelled, "Are you blind? Ah? He spat at me and slapped me in the face. Are you all blind?"

When she realized that no one paid attention to her after she had shouted for a long time, her face turned dark again.

The police also noticed something and tried to hold back their laughter, saying, "Alright, alright, stop shouting. Since the surveillance camera didn't capture it and no one saw it, then it didn't happen."

Su Lin continued, "Yes, I clearly didn't do anything, but she insisted that I did it. Is this considered defamation? Officer, I'm going to sue them for defamation."

The policeman said, "Okay, I told you you're fat and you're out of breath, so calm down."

Su Lin once again said confidently: "No, I will sue them for defamation. I can't swallow this."

This time the police were speechless.

The old man and his family were also very angry.
Not only did they suffer losses, but they were also accused of slander. Is this justice?

When this person is in a hurry, he may come up with an idea.

The two old men discussed it and rolled their eyes.
But he came up with another plan.

(End of this chapter)