I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 9 Wang Xiaoqiang: Ahhhhh, don’t come over here

The little bastard returned home.

Su Lin followed and listened outside the door, and heard the old beast screaming inside.

Feeling very satisfied.

I thought to myself, look at how nice I am. Not only did I pick up my child from school, but I also thoughtfully prepared a gift for him.

How considerate.

Look at the task completion rate, wow, not bad.

45%.

It seems that if I work harder, I will get the reward.

I don’t know what kind of reward the system will give. It would be great if it could give two kilograms of arsenic or a machete.

Su Lin thought happily.

The old beast shut the door tightly and refused to come out.
The godson is nowhere to be seen.

There was nothing left for Su Lin to do, so he just went home.

When I got home, I found that my uncle Lin Jianqiang was alone at home.

Still looking drunk.

When he saw Su Lin coming back, he didn't look happy and snorted coldly.

Su Lin felt annoyed.

If anyone else had dared to do this to him, he would have exploded long ago.

But Lin Jianqiang can't do that.

After all, he is his uncle, he has to endure it.

In fact, he also understood.

Lin Jianqiang thought he was poor, had no money, and was a burden.

"Hmph, when I have money in the future, I will use it to smash you to death."

He thought angrily.

So Su Lin ignored him and went into his room.

Lying in bed,

Su Lin began to seriously think about how to destroy the surveillance cameras near the old beast's house.

But after thinking for a long time, I couldn't come up with any good solution.

I can only go to bed feeling unhappy.

I slept until three or four in the afternoon.

When I got up, I found that Lin Jianqiang had gone out again.

So Su Lin ate something at random.
Prepare to continue strolling around the old beast's house.

On the way, I stopped by the vegetable market and bought a bag of snakes.

It is colorful, messy and very cute.

However, when I arrived at the old beast's house, I found that no one in the family was there.

I don’t know where he went and the door was locked.

I leaned over the wall and looked inside, and found that the things in the yard were not cleaned up.

It seems he left in a hurry.

Su Lin also felt a little regretful.
We should be kind to others.

No, let’s be friends.

So he climbed over the wall and helped them pack their things.

Of course, he threw the little cuties in the sack into the room.

It's a meeting gift.

After doing all this, Su Lin came out again and continued to block Wang Xiaoqiang at the school gate.

He plans to make friends with Wang Xiaoqiang first.

School was over soon after.

Wang Xiaoqiang walked out with a pale face and no longer had the intention to bully other students.

He looked around, as if looking for something.

Su Lin was very happy and walked over to greet him.

"Hi, Wang Xiaoqiang, are you looking for me?"

As he spoke, he swung several snakes in his hands, making a whirring sound.

This was what he had just left in his pocket.

"Ahhhh, don't come over here."

Wang Xiaoqiang immediately cried with joy, and his legs became twisted into a knot and he couldn't move them.

All the kids around ran away.

Even the teachers and security guards were nervous and protected the children behind them.

The conscience of heaven and earth,

Su Lin swore that he really only wanted to be friends with Wang Xiaoqiang and had no thoughts about anyone else.

So he walked over and stuffed the snake into Wang Xiaoqiang's clothes.

"Ahhh~~"

Wang Xiaoqiang was so happy that he not only cried but even peed himself.

He rolled his eyes on the spot and then fainted from happiness.

This child is too easily satisfied.

So Su Lin took out a few toads from his pocket and stuffed them into Wang Xiaoqiang's clothes.

There was chaos at the school gate and the teachers didn't dare to approach Wang Xiaoqiang. They could only call 120 and 119.

120 came first, but they didn't dare to get close. Finally, 119 came.

Only then did we catch all those little cuties.

During this time, Wang Xiaoqiang woke up once, but after seeing that he was covered with snakes and toads,

He fainted again from happiness.

He also lost control of his bowels and feces, with urine and feces flowing out at the same time, and the stench was overwhelming.

Su Lin hid far away and pouted, thinking that there was nothing to be afraid of snakes.

How cute.

It acts as an air conditioner in summer and a stick in winter.

You can eat it if you're hungry, but it just doesn't taste that good.

After a lot of trouble,
Wang Xiaoqiang's father hurriedly ran over from a distance.

As soon as he saw his son's condition, he got angry on the spot.

"Who did it? Who did it? Fuck him."

"Does your teacher eat shit? My son has become like this. You have to pay me money. Without 1 million, there is no way."

Su Lin saw that he was so happy.

So I walked over and patted him on the shoulder.

"Who is stepping on the horse..."

When the old man turned around, his face turned green and the rest of the words got stuck in his throat.

Su Lin pointed at his nose with a smile:
"Let's be friends."

"Leave it to you..."

Maybe because he thought of Su Lin as his father, the old man forced himself to hold back the word "mom".

He ran away holding his son.

Since the victim has run away, the teachers naturally won't interfere.

They all dispersed.

But Sulin is not so easy to beat.

So he followed slowly.

Follow the old man back to their home.

I leaned over the wall and looked,
The little beast who had just woken up was once again frightened unconscious by the cute little girls in the room.

He was foaming at the mouth and was so excited that he couldn't hold his urine, so he peed all over the old man's face.

The old man's face turned black and he trembled, not daring to approach the little cutie on the ground.

My legs are almost twisted into dough.

He turned around and saw Su Lin lying on the wall watching, so he shouted angrily:
"Did you do it?"

Su Lin made a "yeah" gesture to him and ran away.

Behind him came the old man's happy roar.

When I got home, I found that the task completion rate had reached 53%.

"Not bad, not bad. Keep working hard tomorrow!"

Su Lin encouraged himself and fell asleep happily.

In the next two days, Su Lin prepared to continue making friends with Wang Xiaoqiang.

But he found out that after sending a few cute little ones that day,
This kid is a little mentally abnormal and refuses to go to school no matter what.

Hiding at home and not coming out.

His mother doesn't go to work either, she just stays at home with him.

Since Wang Xiaoqiang doesn't go to school, Su Lin naturally has no fun.

He can only go and play with his dad.

In fact, if his father was also hiding at home, Su Lin really wouldn't be able to do anything to him.

After all, forcibly entering someone's home is trespassing.

It's illegal.

But unfortunately, Wang Xiaoqiang's father has to go to work and make money.

This gave Su Lin an opportunity.

this morning,

Su Lin followed Wang Xiaoqiang's father to where he worked.

The old man works in a trading company as a warehouse keeper.

After following for a while,

Su Lin found that this old guy was also a good-for-nothing.

Relying on the fact that his brother-in-law is the manager here, he bullies men and women and his colleagues.

He even molested the company's cleaner, causing her to run away crying.

It's really not a thing.

But because of his brother-in-law, everyone dared to be angry but not to speak out.

However, Su Lin discovered that he secretly took things out of the warehouse and sold them.

She also secretly watched short videos and did needlework during work hours.

So I took a few photos of him and recorded a video.

After the filming, Su Lin studied it for a while.

"Tsk, it's so small!"

He thought with disdain.

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(End of this chapter)