I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 100 The rain is so loud that I can't hear anything

A few minutes later……

"Stop hitting us. We'll buy it. Can't we buy it? Wuuuuuu, if you keep hitting us, we'll be S-ed."

"Woooooooooo, he's so strong, I love it!"

"You're paralyzed, is that the point? Anyway, why is he so good at fighting?"

Everyone was confused by Su Lin's beating and took out their mobile phones to scan the code to buy an umbrella.

As a result, Su Lin raised the price, 20,000 yuan for an umbrella. There were only ten umbrellas, and the quantity was limited, so he could buy it if he wanted.

When the anchors heard that there were only ten umbrellas left, they became anxious and quickly scanned the code to buy umbrellas.

Su Lin made 20 in seconds.

Those who bought umbrellas breathed a sigh of relief and held up the umbrellas to block the attack of Big S.

But those who didn’t buy an umbrella were very miserable.

Screaming and running away in S.

Especially for Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang, in the midst of the loud and pouring Big S, their memories of the cesspool hidden deep in their hearts surfaced again.

They wanted to rush over to Su Lin and snatch the umbrella, but those Big Ss seemed to be chasing them and smashing them, making them slip and fall every time they took a step.

Not only did he not walk to Su Lin's side, but he fell all over the body.

At this time, the anchor who bought the umbrella was very angry when he saw that his live broadcast room was blocked.

But they didn't dare to do anything to Su Lin, so they could only direct their attacks at Yao Guihong and his wife.

"That's them, the shit demon couple."

"That's right, they must be shit monsters, otherwise why would S follow them wherever they go?"

"First they used a thermos cup, then they used a rice cooker, and then they jumped directly into a manure pit. Now they are not acting anymore and Big S just dropped from the sky. Damn it, if they are not shit monsters, who are they?"

"I didn't believe it at first, thinking that there was no way there could be something as outrageous as a shit demon in the world, but now... Damn, my Baleno, the brand, is all S."

"This must be a mysterious ceremony held by two shit demons. If Big S is drenched in water, she will be able to receive the arrival of the Shit God. When the Shit God arrives, the whole world will be surrounded by Big S."

Well, Su Lin was stunned after hearing this.

It seems that you are still a stupid anchor.

The shit god or something like that, isn't that too embarrassing?
"Quickly interrupt their ritual and stop the Shit God from coming!!"

"That's right, kill them!!"

Everyone was scared. Even the hooligans they brought with them rebelled because they were soaked in S and followed the host in shouting:

"I remember now. They both like to poop and run to the toilet every day."

"Is that for poop? Then it must be for dining."

"Ugh~~ This is so disgusting. Ugh~~~"

"Too horrible, these two stupid shit monsters, beat them to death."

"Kill them, kill them! Interrupt their rituals."

Everyone was angry, and all the criticism was directed at Yao Guihong and her husband.

Anyway, my head and face were already soaked, so I didn't care.

He simply grabbed the Big S on the ground and threw it at them.

There is strength in numbers. Soon the couple was smashed to pieces and disappeared, leaving only their screams.

Su Lin pretended not to see it.

I thought to myself there was nothing I could do, the sound of Big S falling was too loud and I couldn’t hear your shouting.

In the end, the couple, who were covered in S's all over their bodies and faces, finally couldn't stand the pressure of this overwhelming S, and they suffered a mental breakdown and went crazy.

"Hehehehehe, Big S, this is fun. My wife is so fun."

Zhao Xiaoliang smiled foolishly and threw handfuls of Big S onto Yao Guihong's head.

Yao Guihong was also sealed, her eyes were dull, there was an S on her eyelashes, drool was flowing from the corner of her mouth...smiling foolishly.

“Haha, hehe, we are shit monsters, we are shit monsters, the shit god is about to descend, huhu~~~bajibaji!!!”

"Ugh~~~"

Everyone vomited, including Su Lin and Guo Huai!
……

Finally, Big S stopped.

Su Lin found out through the system.

This big S only hit the suburbs of Baima Town, which is a very small area and did not affect other places.

In fact, if those people had just turned around and ran, they would have probably run out of Big S's range quickly.

But who could have thought that we were so panicked at that time.

Oh my god, a Big S fell from the sky, from the soft and thin S to the pouring Big S, oh, so disgusting! ! Even Su Lin was disgusted.

Although he and Guo Huai opened their umbrellas early, just imagine, there were Big Ss everywhere around them, and they were all dizzy from the stench.

After Big S finished, Su Lin looked at the vast expanse of yellow and was stunned.

Big S, my friend, it smashed down and flattened the entire wasteland. Looking up, it was a vast expanse of S that was more than a foot thick.

Fortunately, after Su Lin opened the umbrella, he and Guo Huai stood there without moving, and there was no shit around them.

Otherwise it would be absolutely disgusting.

Guo Huai was still excited: "Brother, who do you think pooped this? Hey, it's so much, more than mine. It seems I have to work harder and eat more when I go back."

"Ugh~~~ Can you please not talk about such disgusting topics? Are you crazy?"

After hearing what Guo Huai said, one of the anchors' stomach, which had finally calmed down, began to churn again, and he finally vomited everything.

Su Lin ignored Guo Huai.

He is now thinking deeply about a very serious problem.

That is... Shit, how the hell do I get back? ? ?

There is disgusting stuff more than a foot thick all around, it's difficult to walk, do I really have to step on it to get back?
It’s better to die.

Or fly back like a bird... Well, it seems that the birds and small animals here are dizzy from the stench and are in the process of a great migration.

The little hedgehogs, little rabbits, little snakes and so on were all moving in a hurry.

That guy was covered in S and he ran away while covering his nose.

After thinking it over, Su Lin came to a dead end. He sighed, "This is the only way. I wanted to save it for later use, but it seems that's not going to work."

"System, I want to change the logic."

[Ding! The current target key logic is detected]

[The original logic is: The wasteland where Yao Guihong, Zhao Xiaoliang and others are located is full of shit, with nowhere to stay]

[The host can modify the above logic by no more than one word]

"Change it, change it, change the shit to...wait."

Su Lin originally wanted to change shit into water, but suddenly an idea came to him.

"System, change my shit into gold."

[Ding! This change does not conform to the existing world logic and cannot be modified]

"Uh, change it to money."

[Ding! This change does not conform to the existing world logic and cannot be modified]

"Where's the diamond?"

[Ding! The word count exceeds the limit, please select again]

"silver!"

"copper!"

"bread!"

"durian!"

""

"Aoi Sora"

……

[Ding! This change does not conform to the existing world logic and cannot be modified]

[Ding! This change does not conform to the existing world logic and cannot be modified]

[Ding! This change does not conform to the existing world logic and cannot be modified]

[Ding! The word count exceeds the limit, please select again]

[Ding! The word count exceeds the limit, please select again]

[Ding! The word count exceeds the limit, please select again]

……

"Damn it! Why are there so many restrictions? Is there any justice left?"

Su Lin was so tired that he was out of breath. In the end, he had no choice but to change "shit" to "water"!
[Ding! Modification successful]

[The current target behavior logic is: The wasteland where Yao Guihong, Zhao Xiaoliang and others are located is full of water, with nowhere to stay]

[Logic is taking effect... Successfully taken effect]

Thanks to the book friend 20240724580_Cd for the reward, thank you big brother! !
Thanks for Primo's reward, thank you big brother!!

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