I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 99: What is falling from the sky?

"Fuck, I'm also an idiot. I've been listening to your nonsense for so long."

Zhao Xiaoliang cursed: "Brothers, let go of your hands and feet today. I will be responsible if anything goes wrong."

As he said this, he led his men forward, holding a machete and looking very aggressive.

Yao Guihong had a look of satisfaction on her face as if she had gotten her revenge, and she looked at Su Lin and Guo Huai with smugness on their faces.

"Run, you two, run again if you dare. I'll see where you can run to today."

She really hated these two people.

Especially Guo Huai, damn, his shit is so fast and smelly, I’m so envious... Oh no, no, what am I talking about.

Damn, he poops so fast, maybe the shit in the thermos, the rice cooker, and yes, the shit in the pit, were all his shit.

Ahhh, I'm so angry. I'm going to kill you, you lunatic, today.

The more Yao Guihong thought about it, the angrier she became, and she was ready to take action.

When the anchors at the back saw that the two were about to start a fight, they excitedly raised their selfie sticks to take pictures and squeezed forward, fearing that they would miss any exciting shots.

The battle was about to break out.

But at this moment, a raindrop suddenly fell from the sky and landed on the tip of Su Lin's nose.

Here it comes, the weather forecast didn’t lie to me! !
Su Lin was instantly overjoyed: "Quick, system, I want to change the logic, I want to change the logic!!!"

[Ding! The current target key logic is detected]

[Original logic: It suddenly started to rain heavily, soaking Yao Guihong, Zhao Xiaoliang and others]

[The host can modify the above logic by no more than one word]

Hahahahahahahaha, as expected, as long as Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang are involved, it can be modified.

Although it is only one word of permission, it is enough.

Su Lin was so happy that he went crazy and happily changed “heavy rain” to “heavy shit”.

[Ding! Modification successful]

[The current target behavior logic is: It suddenly started to rain shit from the sky, soaking Yao Guihong, Zhao Xiaoliang and others]

[Logic is taking effect... Successfully taken effect]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha~~~~
The hunting time has begun!!!

After Su Lin finished modifying the logic, he and Guo Huai quickly opened the umbrella and protected themselves tightly.

Everyone was stunned and looked up at the sky.

It turned out that the blue sky, which was clear just now, had turned into dark clouds without me noticing.

Yao Guihong said: "Damn, it's really going to rain. I should have checked the weather forecast before going out."

Zhao Xiaoliang said ruthlessly: "It's okay if it rains. Even if it rains knives today, I will chop these two idiots to death."

As he was speaking, a drop of yellow liquid fell on Zhao Xiaoliang's shoulder, and a smell of "rain" wafted out.

Zhao Xiaoliang frowned. For some reason, he felt that the rain had a smell.

"What's that smell? I feel like I've smelled it somewhere before. Am I standing too close to my wife?"

Zhao Xiaoliang moved aside silently.

But the next second, another raindrop fell on his head, and a more familiar smell drifted into his nostrils.

"So familiar, this is..."

Zhao Xiaoliang's face changed. He reached out to touch the "rain" on his head, then put it in front of his eyes and took a look.

"This is……"

There was a look of fear in Zhao Xiaoliang's eyes, but he didn't give up. He put his hand on the tip of his nose and observed it carefully.

next second...

“Ahhhhh, it’s S, it’s S, it’s S, damn it, this is not rain, this is S.”

"What the hell, how can it rain from the sky? Are you fucking mentally ill?"

Yao Guihong didn't believe it and looked up at the sky, and then she saw a scene that made her extremely panic.

In the sky, groups of "Big S" were falling from the sky, whistling towards them.

“It’s…it’s S?!!!?!!??”

Yao Guihong instantly became mentally confused and started screaming with her mouth open: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" As a result, all of Big S's punches hit her in the face.

“Ahhhhhhhhhh~ Ugh~~~”

Yao Guihong went crazy and started wiping his face frantically.

However, just as she was wiping her face, more "rain" fell.

When the anchors saw it, they were stunned at first, and then they all looked up at the sky.

result……

Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff ~~~
It hit his face, nose and mouth very accurately.

"Ahhhhhhh~~"

“Ahhh, it’s… it’s S~~”

"Fuck..."

"Damn it, what the hell, why is it S, and a big S, fuck!!"

"Help, help, what is going on?"

"Ahhh, hurry up and hide from the rain... No, hide from S."

The anchors ran around in panic, looking for places to hide from S, but where could they hide?

This is the wilderness, there is not even a tree, and the wormwood on the ground is useless. There is nowhere to hide.

The hooligans also went crazy. They were so scared that they threw away their machetes and sticks, and ran around with their heads covered. Some even carried their companions on their heads and used them as umbrellas.

The person who was treated as an umbrella was definitely not happy about it, so he squatted on his companion's head and pulled, or rather, hit him! It soon turned into a melee.

While beating him, he kept shouting frantically: "Ahhh, Mom, help me."

"Oh my god, you have indigestion!!"

"Ouch, my head is bleeding!"

At this time, the anchors' live broadcasts were still going on, and the netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"Fuck, is this a crime? Who can I go to for justice?"

"I'm crazy. I'm completely crazy. There's still S in the world? This must be fake."

"My mom asked me why I was kneeling down to watch the live broadcast, and I immediately had a big shit."

"Ugh~ Stop talking upstairs."

“Ahhhhhh, my eyes, my eyes are blind.”

"Stop talking. My nose is blind, so what about my eyes?"

"It's impossible for S to come down. I guess there was a septic tank truck exploded nearby. It reminds me of the video of the septic tank truck exploding on the street last time."

In the end, even the live broadcast officials were disgusted.

In order to avoid the adverse effect of causing the audience to lose their appetite, all the live broadcast rooms of "Xia Da S" were directly blocked, and these accounts were permanently banned.

……

on site!

It was so crowded that you couldn't see the people on the opposite side. The ground was wet and slippery, and many people couldn't stand and fell into the S.

"Where's the umbrella? Who has an umbrella?!"

Everyone ran around howling, but there was nowhere to hide. They were soaked all over and almost went crazy.

At this time, someone suddenly reacted:
"Hey, I remember that crazy guy selling umbrellas."

Finally, everyone remembered that Su Lin was selling umbrellas, and they all ran towards Su Lin, falling down as they ran, with all of them having bruised faces and noses.

Finally, I ran to Su Lin and found that Su Lin was holding an umbrella and had already taken out a big QR code, waiting for payment.

"An umbrella costs ten thousand!" he said.

"Damn it, he's already a big S, and he's still thinking about selling it for money. Rob him."

an anchor shouted.

This shout immediately attracted a hundred responses, and everyone rushed forward in an S direction, ready to grab the umbrella.

Su Lin had thought of this scene a long time ago. He slowly put on rubber gloves and a cruel smile appeared on his face.

(End of this chapter)