I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 95: How dare the dung monster eat S in public? ! !

Yao Guihong hasn't set up her stall during this period.

In fact, I can’t get out.

The anchors were waiting in front of the stall, and when they saw Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang, they rushed up like crazy.

In today's society, traffic is king.

There are a lot of small vendors who cheat and defraud, but it is rare to find those who cheat and take advantage of others.

Su Lin didn't find Yao Guihong in the fruit market, so he went straight to their hometown.

Yao Guihong’s hometown is not in the town, but in a village near Baima Town called Sancao Village.

Yao Guihong's home is at the west end of Sancao Village, with its own entrance and separate house.

When Su Lin arrived at Yao Guihong's house, Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang were planting vegetables in the field behind the yard.

Su Lin couldn't help but praise: You have such a big heart that you still have the mood to grow vegetables?

After scolding someone, you feel pretty good, right?

Okay, okay, okay. Then I’ll let you plant as much as you want.

Su Lin used "Logical Behavior Modification" without hesitation.

[Ding! The current target key logic is detected]

[Original logic: Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang are growing vegetables in the vegetable field]

[The host can modify the above logic by no more than two words]

Su Lin smiled evilly and turned the vegetable patch into a manure pit.

[Ding! Modification successful]

[The current target behavior logic is: Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang grow vegetables in the manure pit]

[Logic is taking effect... Successfully taken effect]

next moment.

Yao Guihong slipped and fell into a large pit covered by grass next to the vegetable field.

"Ahhhhh!!"

Yao Guihong never imagined that a big pit would suddenly appear next to her vegetable garden, and it was so deep.

He screamed in fright and kept floundering in the pit.

Zhao Xiaoliang, who was standing next to him, didn't know what was going on. He turned around and saw that it was his wife who had fallen into the pit.

He jumped into the pit without hesitation to save his wife.

"Honey, I'm here!"

It has rained heavily in the past few days.

Before jumping, he naively thought it was just a puddle washed out by rain.

But when the foul-smelling yellow, sticky substance poured into his mouth and nasal cavity, Zhao Xiaoliang realized that something was wrong.

“This, this, this… is this a cesspool??????!!!”

Zhao Xiaoliang was numb, completely numb.

At this moment, he had no time to think about why a manure pit suddenly appeared next to his vegetable garden?
"Ahh, I can't swim... Ugh, swim!!!"

He struggled desperately, stuck his head out of the feces, and vomited wildly while breathing.

“Ugh!! Ugh~~~~”

Fortunately, the depth of the pit was not greater than his height, so he avoided the danger of drowning in the pit.

But Yao Guihong was not so lucky.

This woman was short and fat, like a dead fat pig. The semen had flooded her mouth, and the thick juice filled her mouth.

“Ahh, wuwuwu, ahhh, help…slurp, slurp, ugh~~ Help~~ ugh ugh ugh~~”

She was struggling in the pit, drinking, vomiting, and shouting for help. She was so busy!!!

While struggling, she grabbed Zhao Xiaoliang's clothes.

Drowning... A person who is drowning in feces is in extreme panic. If he grabs something in his hand, it would be like grabbing a life-saving straw.

Yao Guihong grabbed Zhao Xiaoliang's clothes and held them tightly, pulling Zhao Xiaoliang to the center of the pit.

But Zhao Xiaoliang was in extreme panic at the moment, and he had forgotten that he jumped down to save his wife. He had just swam to the shore and saw hope, but was pulled back by something. He didn't dare to look back, thinking it was a monster.

"Ahhh, help!"

He shouted desperately and subconsciously kicked Yao Guihong away.

Poor Aunt Yao Guihong was kicked into the deep of the pit by her husband, and she opened her mouth wide and took a big bite.

The feces water even covered his head.

"vomit!!!!"

Yao Guihong completely collapsed and didn't want to live anymore.

At this time, Zhao Xiaoliang finally climbed ashore, turned his head and was immediately shocked.

Only then did he remember that he jumped down to save his wife, and ended up climbing up by himself.

what happened?

"Wife, I'm here to save you~Plop!!!"

He jumped into the pit again.

The neighbors nearby heard the two people's screams and ran over to pull them out.

Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang were both almost going insane.

He lay on the ground, vomiting and crying, crying so heartbrokenly.

When many neighbors heard that the couple had fallen into the pit, they all rushed over excitedly.

They had heard that Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang liked to eat S, but they didn't expect that they would not be shy about it now and would go straight into the pit to eat it?

The neighbor tried to hold back his laughter and asked, "How did the two of you end up in the pit?"

Zhao Xiaoliang vomited the yellow substance and cried, "I don't know. How did we know there was a manure pit next to the vegetable field? Who is so uncultured that they dug a manure pit next to the vegetable field? Ugh~!!!"

Yao Guihong vomited for a long time and seemed to have recovered some strength. Then, without saying a word, she kicked Zhao Xiaoliang in the face, causing Zhao Xiaoliang to vomit more yellow substance.

"Ugh!! Wife, why...why did you kick me?"

He asked in confusion.

"Kick you?! Ugh~~~I'm going to kill you, Zhao Xiaoliang, you dare to kick me in the cesspool~ Ugh~~~, do you want to drown me so you can find your lover?"

Zhao Xiaoliang shuddered, and then he remembered that he seemed to have kicked his wife in the pit just now.

"Wife, I...I didn't mean it!" Zhao Xiaoliang cried.

"You did it on purpose!" Yao Guihong pounced on Zhao Xiaoliang, grabbing and beating him, making him cry for his parents.

They forgot that both of them were covered in yellow, smelly soup, and when they wrestled with each other, the soup splashed everywhere, scaring the neighbors into retreating collectively and staying away.

Su Lin was trying so hard to hold back his laughter that his body was shaking like a tractor.

As a result, Yao Guihong saw it unexpectedly.

She immediately stopped fighting, jumped up, pointed at Su Lin and cursed:
"You little jerk, tell me, did you dig that cesspool? Ugh~~~"

Su Lin rolled his eyes and shouted, "Hey, where did you come from, you shit monster? How dare you eat S in public in broad daylight? Believe it or not, I will find a magician to take you away."

"You...you are the shit demon, your whole family is shit demons~~~"

Yao Guihong was so angry that she cursed and vomited.

When Su Lin saw that this was a rare opportunity, he immediately started modifying the logical behavior.

[Ding! The current target key logic is detected]

[Original logic: Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang kept vomiting acid because of nausea]

[The host can modify the above logic by no more than one word]

This is what I want.

Su Lin immediately changed [acid water] to [shit water]

[Ding! Modification successful]

[The current target behavior logic is: Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang vomited feces and water because they were nauseous]

[Logic is taking effect... Successfully taken effect]

(End of this chapter)