I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.
Chapter 96 also said that she is not an S demon, so how do you explain this?
Chapter 96 also said that she is not an S demon, so how do you explain this?
Zhao Xiaoliang didn't realize the seriousness of the problem yet, and he and his wife cursed:
"You bastard, it must be you who did this, otherwise how could there be a manure pit next to our vegetable garden? And my wife just happened to fall into it?"
Su Lin laughed and said, "How do I know there is a manure pit next to your vegetable garden? Maybe you dug it yourself to store food. Anyway, you put it in a thermos, so it's reasonable to dig a manure pit to store it."
"You...you are talking nonsense. Ugh~~~How dare you make up dirty rumors about us!!" Zhao Xiaoliang was anxious.
The neighbors were stunned.
Wow, the love ballad can be used in this way, what a new invention!
But you know what, it's quite appropriate.
"Anyway, it must be you who did this. You dug a manure pit in advance for us to jump into."
Yao Guihong cursed.
Su Lin was furious: "Well, you two shit monsters, you clearly like to eat S, but you still frame others."
A neighbor said: "They are not shit monsters, they are Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang, we all know them."
Su Lin said: "They are obviously shit demons. Maybe they are possessed by shit demons and harmed Yao Guihong and her husband."
The neighbors all rolled their eyes: "What the hell is going on here? How can there be something as strange as a shit monster in the world?"
Su Lin continued, "Think about it, how can a normal human like to eat S? And put S in a thermos cup, and cook S in a rice cooker, is this something a normal person can do?"
When these words were spoken, the neighbors were a little stunned.
Yes, that’s right.
Who in the world likes to eat S? They even put it in a thermos cup, cook it in a rice cooker, and now they even jump into the manure pit?
“Maybe this is their special hobby?”
The neighbor was skeptical.
"You are the one who likes it so much~~ Ugh, your whole family likes it so much!!"
Yao Guihong became anxious, and kept spitting out S while shouting.
Su Lin pointed at them and shouted, "Look everyone, everyone is vomiting rice and acid, but they are vomiting shit, what else can they be but shit monsters?"
"what?"
Everyone was stunned and looked over.
This is a remarkable sight.
"Huh? It seems to be true. They have been vomiting S since a while ago, and they haven't finished vomiting it yet. A human can't hold so much S in his stomach."
"That's right, I just found it strange. How could someone keep vomiting?"
"What a huge amount! My goodness! Could this pit of feces be vomited out by the two of them?"
"Fuck, now that you mention it, I remember that there was no manure pit here before. How come one suddenly appeared?"
"I guess they really vomited it out. Look, they are still vomiting now."
Everyone covered their noses and started discussing.
Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang were both so anxious that they argued, "You are talking nonsense. This is not what we vomited up. We are not shit monsters."
Su Lin sneered: "You still say you are not shit monsters, look at the front, how much shit you have vomited, can your stomach hold so much shit?"
The two were stunned and looked in front of them. They were numb when they saw it.
Wow, they have already vomited out two S mountains, and they are still vomiting.
"You said you're not a shit demon, so how do you explain that?"
Su Lin continued to add fuel to the fire.
"That's right. How can a human spit out so much S? There's something strange about this couple."
"Oh my god, he's still vomiting. This can be used as fertilizer."
"Ugh~~~ This is so disgusting. I can't bear to watch it anymore."
The villagers were all disgusted.
"We're not, we don't!"
Both Yao Guihong and his wife were on the verge of collapse.
They didn’t know why they kept vomiting, as they clearly didn’t eat that much.
While they were talking, they both vomited a lot.
“Call…call the police. If this keeps vomiting, our village will be flooded with S.” “Ahhhhh, it stinks!!!”
The villagers said with fear on their faces.
So they quickly called the police.
As soon as the police entered the village, they found that the whole village was filled with a foul odor.
When I looked at the situation on the scene again, I was also confused.
Oh my god, what's going on?
Why did you two poop so much? Don’t you think it smells bad?
"Ugh! What happened? You two... pooped in public?" the police asked.
"No... Ugh~! We didn't!!"
Yao Guihong was about to collapse.
"What's going on?"
Someone explained to them: "Comrade police, we didn't know what was going on. We heard the noise and ran over, and saw the two of them swimming in the pit. We finally pulled them out, but they kept vomiting shit. This is all their vomit."
"what?"
The police were collectively horrified, their eyes almost popped out of their heads.
Are all these S's vomited by the two of them? Are you sure they didn't poop?
Wow, you two can open a fertilizer factory.
While they were talking, the two were still vomiting.
There was a foul odor in the air, making it impossible for anyone to enter.
Everyone retreated together again, not daring to get close, and finally they all ran to the upwind side, which made the situation a little better.
"Comrade police, are these two shit monsters?"
A villager asked cautiously.
The policeman said angrily: "Nonsense, animals are not allowed to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Besides, where in the world is there such a strange creature as the shit demon?"
"Then how do you explain the two of them constantly spitting out shit? It's almost forming a mountain."
"Uh~~~"
The police were also confused.
Yes, ever since they arrived here, these two have been vomiting non-stop, and they haven't stopped yet. How can a person vomit so much?
Are they really shit monsters?
"We are not, police comrade, you have to believe us!"
Zhao Xiaoliang became anxious, stood up and ran over to explain.
"Stop, don't come over here, Hongdan!"
The police and villagers were terrified and turned and ran.
……
After vomiting S for three hours, Yao Guihong and his wife finally stopped and no longer vomited S.
Su Lin then realized that the effect of logical behavior modification is also time-limited, and it is impossible to keep vomiting S for fun.
But even after three hours, the couple had already spewed out an overwhelming amount of S.
That guy is a mountain of shit!!!
Not to mention their home, the entire Sancao Village was filled with the smell.
Especially the neighbors near their house, they didn’t want their houses anymore and were crying and shouting about moving away.
During this period, doctors from the town came several times, but no one could explain why Yao Guihong and his wife vomited so much.
"Maybe they ate too much in the pit, and their stomachs couldn't hold any more, so they sprayed out the shit in their stomachs when they got excited. That doesn't mean they are shit monsters."
After discussion, the doctors finally came to this conclusion.
"Well, we have something else to do in the hospital. The patient is about to jump off the building. We'll leave first."
After saying that, the doctors ran away at such a fast speed that the villagers and police were dumbfounded.
No, if you guys ran away, what should we do?
How to deal with so many Ss?
(End of this chapter)
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