I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 100: Military Advisors Don’t Go to the Battlefield, Even if They Go, They’re Uh-huh Weird
Chapter 100: Military Advisors Don’t Go to the Battlefield, Even if They Go, They’re Uh-huh Weird
On the barrage.
"You run too slowly" "What should I do?" "You wear speed shoes"
Hahahaha.
"I can't laugh anymore."
Jiujiu: "Every time I buy equipment, I hide in the bushes and search for a long time. My teammates ask me if I am bargaining?"
Girl: How much do straw sandals cost?
Shops: 250
Girl: No, 25.
"Sister, you are going to make me laugh to death."
Hahahaha.
. . . . .
Girl: "I don't understand, can you teach me?"
Lin Feng: "It's very simple. You tell him, I like a live streamer recently, I gave him a lot of gifts, and now I'm using Huabei. Can you give me 20,000 yuan first?"
"But he has no money."
Lin Feng was speechless: "You are so stupid. I asked you to borrow money not because you can really borrow the money, but because I want him to know that you have no money now."
"oh oh!"
"But Military Advisor, I just want to figure out now, do I love him or not?"
Raymond Lam: "You don't love him, because if you did you would be crying and suffering every day, you wouldn't be as calm as you are now."
"But I feel like I am suffering, but I can control myself."
Lin Feng: "Very good, then you continue to restrain yourself."
Well. . .
"But you said I don't love him, so why do I feel soft-hearted when he comes to me?"
Lin Feng: "Sister, it's up to you whether you like it or not. You have the same problem as that buddy just now. You are a sword, a pure sword."
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "Are you satisfied? If you are, go down by yourself. If you keep talking, I will get stupidity-phobic. Don't force me to do it."
The girl slipped away.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"You Are the Sword" "Pure Sword"
"Hey, why are you still cursing?"
"I just offended the sword, so what? Kill me."
"Oh, yes, what's the matter, kill me!"
"Don't worry, I have my sword skills."
"What swordsmanship?"
"Leave it alone!"
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Continue to connect with microphone.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a boy.
Raymond Lam: "Dude, what emotional problems are you having?"
"I'm 21, she's 20, and today is our 209th day together."
Raymond Lam: "Lovesick!"
"Not really, because we quarreled twice a week when we were together. I think it was caused by my family of origin. I am the type who is very possessive and controlling."
Raymond Lam: "Do you think it's because of your lack of security?"
"Correct."
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard.
Come,
Dude,
Look here.
"Now let me analyze it and see if this is true for you."
"When you are with her, if she doesn't respond to your messages in time or ignores you, you will be very painful.
Normally, he has high demands on his girlfriend, is possessive, and is extremely sensitive.
There are many times when you encounter someone doing something that makes you feel uncomfortable, you will not tell them about it immediately. You hope that the other person can see that you are in a bad mood and come to comfort you.
When you are in a relationship, you need the other person to express his love and stick to you when he is free.
This will make you feel safe.
But the other person will feel that your behavior is a constraint on her, making her feel suffocated.
So the two of them often sulk when they are together."
Boy: "Yes, yes, you are right, and we both don't like to talk when we are angry."
Lin Feng: "Not only does he not like to talk, but he also likes to say the opposite when we have an argument." "Oh my god, how can he be so accurate?"
Lin Feng: "Come on buddy, if you have any questions, give me more information."
"It's just that he has a male best friend."
Lin Feng: "So this guy is definitely a thorn in your side in your eyes."
"Correct!"
Raymond Lam: "Because you absolutely cannot accept the fact that she has a male bestie, every time you have a small argument in life, you like to bring it up again, which is equivalent to digging up old issues.
"Yes, I often go back to the past."
The boy was quite honest and said, "I have made it very clear that he and I cannot have both. You have to choose one, but my choice is that person."
Lin Feng: "The reason why you mind your male best friend so much is because in your opinion, although she may not have any feelings for that male best friend, that male best friend must have some ambiguity and thoughts about your girlfriend."
"Oh my god, can you read minds?"
The boy was shocked again.
Lin Feng smiled and said, "Brother, let me tell you, although you feel that you have every reason to be angry, the more you do this, the more your girlfriend will feel that your love is too suffocating.
The key point is that you like to sulk for no reason, and you are a particularly difficult person to please.
You ask her whether she would choose a male best friend or you, and she says she would choose a male best friend.
In fact, she didn't choose the boy. She chose a free lifestyle and didn't want to be interfered with even in making friends.
And you
In the process of getting along, I always like to ask the other party to change this or that.
It sounds like the other party did everything wrong.
In fact, you have strong demands on others, but not on yourself.
In short: You are a selfish person. "
Boy: “But…”
Lin Feng: "Dude, don't rush to refute me. Didn't you just ask me why I can read minds?"
Now I tell you.
Because... I'm in the mirror.
???
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Do you know why I can read minds?" "Because... I'm looking in the mirror"
what?
Hahahahaha.
Little Rabbit: "Ku Ku talked a lot, and it turned out to be the military advisor's own experience."
Xiao Meng: "Hahaha, so the military advisor is this kind of person."
Liuliumei: "Military advisors don't go to the battlefield, because they will be obsessed with love."
Evolution mystery: "Absolutely, a calm love-brained person, definitely a weirdo when he's on stage."
Maomao: "That's how I am. When I help my friends, I always help them. But when I do it myself, I fail one step at a time."
Hahahahaha.
Big Spicy Piece: "Not only the military advisor, I am also looking in the mirror."
Mr. Xu: "Is this a typical Capricorn? I feel like I'm looking in the mirror too."
+1
+1
+1006
. . . . .
Boy: “Then what should I do?”
Lin Feng: "Dude! This is a disease, a psychological disease, it's not the responsibility of the military advisor."
"I can only tell you as someone who has experienced this that you can talk to this woman, and she may be able to cure your illness."
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
The Powerpuff Girls: "It's so funny. I'm a girl and I got them all."
Scrambled eggs before dinner: "The military advisor is right, this is really a disease, it is too difficult to change, so I choose to be single forever, because I know my problem is too serious."
Huahua: "Cancer girls like this. They like to be controlled. It makes them feel safe. Let's date one."
Xiao Lebao: "But my family of origin is very happy and I am still like this. Is it normal?"
Mu Mu: "Maybe it's because my original family is very happy that I want to find a partner who loves me very much."
the truth!
. . . . .
Hang up the mic,
Lin Feng was just about to take the next one.
Suddenly, my attention was attracted by several comments.
Xiao Wan: "Jiu Min, I just came over from Dai Mei's place. Dai Mei was scolded badly."
Yaoyao: "It's so pitiful. Not only have all the old fans run away, but there are also a room full of young haters."
(End of this chapter)
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