I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 99 Sister, are you raising a pet here?
Military advisor with sword,

Not to be offended.

The boy left in despair.

Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said to the live studio: "When it comes to love, those who know how to play it well are all single.

It's just like being in love. How can a person who is in love say that he is in love?

Those who call themselves scumbags are most likely clowns, and are actually very humble in relationships.

Those who tell everyone they are in love are actually scumbags in the true sense of the word.

Still don't understand?
Have you ever seen a bad guy carve the word "bad guy" on his forehead?

In the final analysis, human nature is that the more you lack something, the more you show off it.”

. . . .

On the barrage.

Xiao Pa Cai: "Speechless, you got it right."

Man Man: "People who are too sober can't fall in love."

Dandan: "That's me, so we just chatted and it disappeared."

Xiaoxian: "Okay, I understand. From now on, tell everyone I see that I am in love."

Chubby: "It's more direct to say you're a bootlicker."

Hahahaha.

98k: "So it is not an empty saying that wise men do not fall in love."

Big Pineapple: "Brother, there is another sentence, the injustice repeats the same mistake."

6.

. . . . .

"@Military Advisor, now that you are so sober, can you still fall in love in the future?"

Lin Feng: "Remember, if one day I enter a temple and become a monk, it is not because I have seen through the mundane world, but because I have fallen in love with the nuns in the temple."

what?
"It turns out that dating a nun is the highest level. I have learned something."

"Fuck 6."

"Kneel down and listen."

"Really, some nuns are really okay."

"Think twice, Master."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Play with the brothers and have fun.

The live broadcast continues.

Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"

First girl tonight.

Raymond Lam: "Hello, do you have any emotional problems, sister?"

"Military Advisor, it's me and my ex-boyfriend. My relationship with him is quite complicated. I want to ask, does he love me?"

Raymond Lam: "How long have you been apart?"

"Three months."

Raymond Lam: "Did he ask for reconciliation during the breakup?"

"He didn't say reconciliation, he just said he would change."

Raymond Lam: “What should I change?”

“It means that he was playing games and chatting with other girls before, and he was also with his ex-girlfriend.

After I found out, he still refused to admit it, and the two of us had a fight over it.”

Lin Feng: "Did you take action?"

"some."

Lin Feng tapped the blackboard and highlighted the key point: "When playing games and chatting with the opposite sex, what you are talking about is not the nature, but the coquettishness.

Being with my ex-girlfriend is like taking a nap.

He still refuses to admit it after being discovered and is just lying.

Fighting and fighting is domestic violence.

Sister, this guy is not right, he has many bad qualities. "

The girl was silent for a while and then said, "Because he always lives next to me. If I find out there's a third party, I'll tell him to get out."

Raymond Lam tapped the blackboard and wrote: "He is still a parasite."

"I told him to get out, so he left. Then he came back a few days later. I asked him why he came back, but he refused to leave."

Lin Feng emphasized again: "Not only a parasite, but also a scoundrel."

"I told him that if he didn't leave, we could stay together. But after being together for half a month, he ran away again and didn't answer my phone calls at night."

Raymond Lam was amused: "He is not only a scoundrel, but also a two-faced turtle."

"Sister, why don't you run away and keep a pet here?" Uh...

. . . . .

On the barrage.

"Parasite", "Snake", "Two-Faced Turtle"

"Sister, are you keeping a pet here?"

Hahahaha.

"I fucking laughed my ass off."

Sunny Day: "The parasites are simply devils. I was unconsciously treated as a blood bag for many years, and finally I became depressed, anxious and had severe insomnia."

"Generally, such people have another characteristic: they are very good at PUA."

"That's right, he was allowed to say anything, and he was very hypocritical."

"Even if we live together, both of us have to pay."

"This kind of person doesn't want to give anything, but still wants to eat free food."

Ah Huan: "I understand parasites and snakes, but what is a two-faced turtle?"

Concerned citizen: "High EQ: two-faced turtle. Low EQ: dead duck from nowhere."

what?
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

The girl was silent for a while and then said, "After he left, he didn't answer my calls. When I came back, I broke up with him, but he didn't say goodbye either, so I told him to get out of here. Then he left again and came back a few days later."

Raymond Lam: "I acted very affectionate and loved you very much, but in reality I did things that did not show my love for you."

"Yes, but he won't leave and keeps pestering me."

Lin Feng: "I'm not going to say anything more, you parasite, you scoundrel, you two-faced turtle. When I get tired of playing, I'll just come to your place and stay overnight."

"But his family conditions are pretty good."

Lin Feng: "Because you are the easiest to get, cheap, no cost. If he wants to pursue other girls, he has to chase them again and please them again. But it's free to find you."

Well. . .

. . . .

On the barrage.

"free"

Hahahaha, re-enacting the classic quote.

Shepherd boy: "New here, what does free mean?"

Exclamation point: "This car can be driven however you want, and the engine can even pull the cylinder."

what?
Jiangnan: "Brother, remember this: there is no free lunch in the world, unless it is dinner."

"Where's breakfast?"

Jiangnan: "No breakfast, because I can't get up in the morning."

Stranger: "Brother, what you said is wrong. Young people may not get up in the morning, but they can definitely get up."

"Are you speaking a human language?"

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Girl: "Every time he goes out, he says he has no money for gas, what is he doing?"

Lin Feng: "Sister, not only is this free, but it also drops gold coins. You're just like that dungeon. If I hit you, I'll drop a bag."

Well. . .

"In fact, he didn't give her much. He said he was going to find her mother, but he didn't answer the phone at night. I knew there must be something wrong again."

Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: "You are still a kid."

"He said he was going to see his mother, but it was actually a lie. Later I found out he was going to see another girl."

Lin Feng: "Because he went to look for his mom, but she didn't care about him. Sister, please stop talking. He has already been called so many names in just a short while.

I'm an emotional strategist, not a fucking name.

If you don't even run away, you deserve to be stuck to me for the rest of my life."

Girl: "I ran away. I blocked all his contact methods, but he can still find me."

Lin Feng: "Sister, you are running too slowly, you don't have Wusu shoes. If you don't have Wusu shoes, how can you run fast?

Do you know what Wusu shoes are?
Just run far away and don't let him find you."

Girl: "But I've moved twice."

Lin Feng: "Then it's not enough to just buy speed boots, you also need to add sprint and bring purification, and it would be best if you also have anti-armor."

???

The girl looked confused.

Lin Feng: "Even if he cries poor to you, you should cry to him too, reverse the situation, do the opposite."

Well. . .

(End of this chapter)