I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 19: Be a licker! Be a licker who is not defined!

Xiaomi: "What the military advisor meant should be that whether a person is infatuated or not depends on the other person's conditions. If the other person's conditions are very good, such as good looks, good figure, high education, or a good family background, then it is difficult not to be infatuated."

Tiancha: "Infatuated with your ex? Hahaha! That's because your current one is not as good as your ex."

Lavender: "Infatuation has nothing to do with character, responsibility is character."

Lu Ming: "Infatuation does not mean loyalty."

Drunk and dreaming: "I understand!"

.........

"Okay, take the next mic."

Hey~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"

The other party is a young man.

Lin Feng: "Hello, tell me about your situation."

"My last name is Wang, I'm 24 years old, I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a crush on someone."

Raymond Lam: "In the same city or in a different place?"

"Long distance. We had a big fight a few days ago, and then we completely lost contact."

Raymond Lam: "What are you fighting about?"

"There's no specific reason, we just chatted for more than half a year and felt good about each other, but we just didn't agree. Anyway, we kept in touch as usual, and it's been on and off until now."

Lin Feng: "Brother, please be clear, is it you who disagrees, or is it the other person who disagrees?"

The person on the other side hummed for a while before mumbling, "She!"

Lin Feng smiled, then picked up the small blackboard and drew a 'concentric circle' on it.

Asked, "Dude, do you know what this is?"

"Donut?"

Raymond Lam: "Bullshit, spare tire, big spare tire."

Well. . .

Raymond Lam asked again: "Do you know why the spare tire is round?"

The young man thought for a moment and said, "Because... it saves effort and is stable?"

wrong!
"Because it's convenient, go away!"

puff~
My family members are so unhappy that they can’t live anymore.

"Donuts? Bullshit! Spare tire, hehehe..."

"It's fine to have a spare tire, but it's a big spare tire, hahahaha."

"Military advisor, this is killing people and destroying their hearts!"

"'Because it's convenient to go away' made me laugh so hard."

“Hahahahahahaha…”

The barrage of comments made me burst out laughing.

"Okay, I'll be your backup. I'm just a bootlicker anyway."

The young man is very open-minded and looks like he has given up everything.

Then he continued, "We were still in the process of trying last month, and we talked a lot in the meantime. But this month he suddenly stopped replying my messages. We contacted each other a few times, but the chats were sporadic. But I understand, he's just a spare tire."

Lin Feng shook his head, "Brother, you are no longer a spare tire."

Then he drew a shape similar to an upside-down figure on the small blackboard.

"Dude, do you know what this is?"

The young man looked confused.

Raymond Lam: "Jack, bro!"

???

Raymond Lam: "She's not contacting you because she's in contact with someone else."

"Replacing the spare tire with a jack, buddy, you are not even a spare tire now. People only use you when they need to replace the spare tire. You are just a tool for others."

Well. . .

"Actually, I also... guessed that she might not be the only one chatting with me. I felt that this would affect my mood too much, so I deleted her contact information."

Lin Feng: "You know how to stop losses in time, that's good."

"But later when I was watching short videos, I saw her again, maybe the day before yesterday, it was a video similar to an official announcement."

Lin Feng shook his head: "Brother, the jack is no longer suitable for your identity. You are now this."

As he spoke, Lin Feng drew another "triangle" on the small blackboard.

This time, before Lin Feng asked, the young man asked first, "What is this?"

Raymond Lam: "Congratulations buddy for successfully upgrading from a jack to a tripod. She goes out in pairs and you can only watch silently from 50 meters away."

Uh... "But Military Advisor, you know what's even more amazing is that the person she officially announced is also a girl."

Lin Feng was stunned at first, and then he drew a small bottle on the blackboard with a sympathetic look on his face.

"Military Advisor, what is this?"

Raymond Lam: "Car fragrance."

???

Lin Feng: "Brother, you are no longer just a tripod, and you and your brothers are no longer spare tires. You are all car fragrances, playing the role of setting the atmosphere."

Well. . .

Although...but...well, it is indeed like this.

The young man accepted his fate.

Then he continued, "I didn't know what I was thinking at the time, so I gave her a "like". Then she contacted me the next day and angrily asked me to cancel the "like". Military Advisor, what do you think she meant by that?"

"Please look at the blackboard!"

The young man took a look and found that Lin Feng had already drawn a "mask" on the blackboard.

"A clown?"

"Congratulations buddy, you finally learned how to answer quickly."

Well....

Raymond Lam: "If you give someone a like, they will ask you to cancel it. Don't say anything, just put on your mask."

"Military Advisor, I have one last question."

"I cancelled her like, but she suddenly called me last night and said I was flirting with her, and then she scolded me over the phone. Do you think this woman is mentally ill?"

Lin Feng couldn't laugh anymore at this time.

"Dude, don't you get it? You've gone from a clown to an exhaust pipe."

???

Raymond Lam: "I feel sick just seeing you now, I have to let this anger out."

puff~
Hahahahaha!
Xiao Wan: "Big Spare Tire", "Jack", "Tripod", "Car Fragrance", "Clown", "Exhaust Pipe"

The stream flows: "Class representative."

Rabbit: "Hahaha, I feel like I'm out of date. Apart from the spare tire, I haven't heard of the rest."

Kid next door: "This guy used to be the center of attention, but gradually he became a homeless person."

Xiao Juanbao: "Brother, you have many identities."

Stranger: "When you are away from home, you give yourself an identity."

Jasmine: "No Pokémon evolves as fast as you do."

Xiao Yuer: "Hahaha, I almost vomited from laughing."

Xiaonan: "The military advisor taught us a truth, love stories must be shared. Only when you are severely laughed at by others, you will never fall in love again."

Xiao Han: "This is not love-brained, this is clearly a dog-licker."

Do not disturb: "The highest realm of a dog licker is an exhaust pipe, hahahahaha."

.........

Raymond Lam: "Don't be sad buddy, there is nothing wrong with being a dog licker, the problem is the wrong way of licking."

???

Lin Feng: "A true licker must first have absolute initiative, that is, I lick you when I want to, and I don't lick you when I don't want to. I can advance and retreat."

"I lick you today if I am happy, and I won't lick you tomorrow if I am unhappy. Once the person being licked accepts our emotions, he will not be used to it if you withdraw at this time."

As the saying goes, if you lick one person, you are a dog; if you lick ten people, you are a wolf.

If we're not in a romantic relationship, is it okay for me to lick ten of them?
no problem!

We call this communication.

So, be a bootlicker.

舔，
Go lick it.

Licking it boldly,

Be a bootlicker who is not defined.

You must remember that when we don't lick them, they are the ones who are uncomfortable, and they are the ones who are worried and anxious.

When licking becomes a habit, it is a terrible thing.

Others laugh at me for loving someone in a miserable way, and I laugh at them for not even having the courage to lick him.

Bros,
The public screen collectively tapped: Licking the door! ! Awesome! !

(End of this chapter)