I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 39 The Ugly King's Difficult Path to Promotion

"I spent 20 yuan on the flirting period", "You are not 24K pure handsome", "You are 24K pure clown"...

Hahahahaha.

Linlin: "Oh my god, 20 yuan! I've lived for nearly 30 years, and no man has ever spent yuan on me. Why is there such a big difference between people?"

A Smile Is Alluring: "I'm even more miserable. Not only do I have no flowers, but I also have to pay for them."

Almost: "The key is that there are no such rich people in the circle."

Meow Meow: "Why am I still working so hard to move bricks?"

Mojito: "My friend spent nearly 30 yuan on a girl using a chat app in three months. When they met in person, he found that the photo was seriously inconsistent with the girl. In the end, he didn't get the money back and told the girl not to cheat again."

Songqiuqiu: "Please, push your brother to me."

It was Ayun: "Which friend? I have a sister I want to meet. Good people will have a peaceful life."

Zhang: "Which app is your friend using? I'll create a female account."

VIVI: “I don’t believe it unless you @ him.”

Hahaha, it has to be you, sister.

Qi Yan: "If it doesn't work, push that girl to me. I want to become your disciple."

Hahahahahaha.

.........

Boy: "Actually, she and I have been quite ambiguous since last year. It's very ambiguous. Except that she didn't give me a name, it was almost like we were in a relationship."

Besides not giving me a name,
Raymond Lam was also really impressed.

"Man, in this relationship, I personally think you are definitely a clown, and you are also an ATM machine."

Boy: "No, in fact she is richer than me."

Lin Feng was speechless: "Rich people don't use ATM machines? Who would complain about having too much money? Who doesn't enjoy having someone please them and be willing to spend money on them?"

Well....

.........

On the barrage.

Changed name: "I can actually understand what that girl is thinking. He said that the girl is not short of money. Maybe the girl feels that the 20 yuan he spends is not much. If he doesn't take the initiative to lick her, the girl will not pay attention to him at all. This can also be regarded as an exchange of interests."

Loves caramel: "Now that you put it that way, I understand everything."

.........

Boy: "I thought our relationship was basically confirmed, but one day she said she was going abroad with her roommate. Later I heard that she was actually going with someone she was in a relationship with."

Raymond Lam: "Another ambiguous object?"

"No, it's PY."

Blast!

Lin Feng: "Then this girl is even more wrong. I don't recommend continuing."

"Actually, she told me about that guy before, but she said they've cut off contact now."

Ha ha.

Raymond Lam: "You are quite open-minded buddy."

“Isn’t this because of love?”

Lin Feng shook his head: "This is really not because of love, because of this."

Lin Feng said this as he drew a fat man on the small blackboard.

"Do you know what this is?"

Prime Minister!

Man, you have a big belly!
Well....

Lin Feng: "Don't be happy yet. With your previous identity as a clown, you are no longer the prime minister. You are now the old pig, the second brother!"

???

.........

Prime Minister + Clown = Old Pig

Xiao Wan: "Second Brother: Don't talk nonsense, I have a wife in Gao Village."

Hahahahaha.

.........

Lin Feng: "Brother, did you break the law in your previous life? You have to suffer this love disaster."

"I don't know either, but I haven't finished my story yet."

Lin Feng was happy: "Come on, continue."

"Actually, this matter has passed and I didn't mention it again, but she didn't contact me for a month afterwards. She rarely replied when I sent her messages, and she wouldn't tell me where she was when I asked her.

Then I heard from her roommate that she and her boyfriend went to Mexico.

I said she didn't have a partner.

Then I questioned her again.

She also confessed that she had been dating that guy for only half a month.

I said that our two years of relationship is not as good as others' half a month."

Raymond Lam: "Dude, what's your bullshit about a two-year relationship? You just liked her for two years, but she didn't agree to be with you. She had a lot of fun in those two years."

The boy was silent for a while and then said, "I was also angry at the time, so I asked her to delete me, but she said no. Military Advisor, why do you think that happened?"

Lin Feng: "Why else? To keep you as a spare tire! No, buddy, why did you come to my episode?"

Well....

Lin Feng: "And then?"

"And now she keeps pestering me, and I can't let her go, and I can't delete her. I just want the military advisor to help me analyze it."

Lin Feng: "This thing has been explained very clearly, is there any need to analyze it? Look, buddy, you are a lookout dog at first, you like people, but you can't get close, you can only lick from a distance,

After licking for two years, I finally got a kiss from the other party.

You fucking gave the girl 20 gold coins. So you went from being a lookout dog to a 24K pure clown, and at the same time determined the zodiac sign of the ATM machine.

During the period when she was having an affair with you, you knew about her relationship with PY, but you still chose to forgive her.

You were promoted to the position of Prime Minister.
Add on the clown mask and you are actually Old Pig.

You have now confronted the other party, but he still holds out hope for you.

Finally you are promoted to the spare tire.

Buddy, you said that even being a spare tire requires you to go through so many transformations, aren’t you a pure ugly king! "

Well....

.........

"Lookout Dog", "24K Pure Clown", "ATM Machine", "Prime Minister", "Old Pig", "Spare Tire", "Ugly King"...

Stranger: "Damn, I'm impressed by this guy. He has exactly 7 identities, and he changes one every day of the week."

Just be happy: "With so many achievements, what on earth does this guy do?"

Frappuccino: "Ugly King, this BUFF makes me sigh."

Xue Duoduo: "It's a difficult road to promotion."

Hahahahaha.

.........

"She said I couldn't give her any emotional value and being with me was too tiring."

Lin Feng: "Then you are not a spare tire. A spare tire can bring emotional value. She is just using you to kill time, venting the unhappiness of others on you to relieve her worries.

Confirmed.

You are the exhaust pipe!
And it’s an exhaust pipe.”

Well....

.........

Xiao Wan: "Hahaha, forget about the exhaust pipe, it's still the waste pipe."

Yaoyao: "But I feel like this boy is very stable emotionally. With so many titles, he's not angry at all."

The stream flows: "How can you use your unstable emotions as a vent? That would be like a firecracker."

Hahahaha.

Zaizai: "I really need a pure gold exhaust pipe."

Xinxin: "I want it too."

.........

Raymond Lam: "Brother, besides holding hands, did you have any actual love affair?"

"No, never. But she said that when I lose weight to 160 kg, she will be with me..."

Raymond Lam: "You are 180cm tall now?"

"200."

Lin Feng: "Okay, you're still the second brother."

Well....

Lin Feng: "Second Brother, she doesn't like you, you should stop all your efforts, she treats you as a..."

As he spoke, Lin Feng glanced at the blackboard.

He waved his hand again and said, "Forget it, there are too many. I won't say any more. They are all your words."

Boy: "Then why is she pretending to be so affectionate? I asked her to delete me, but she said it's been two years..."

Lin Feng interrupted directly: "What do you mean two years? It's because you have been trying to please her for two years, not because he likes you or has feelings for you, bro.

Who can refuse someone who spends money on them and pleases them?
Buddy, your buffs are fully stacked, this person is definitely not right.

If you don't stay away from her, she will definitely hurt you badly, which will distort your future views on love and marriage, and you will take revenge on society.

Moreover, this person has an immoral private life, and there is a chance that you might turn into a poisonous mushroom.”

Well....

Lin Feng: "Brother, I am also a foreigner, and my family is not bad, can we stay away from her, this is a bad fate,
Let's be a real man and stop being a bootlicker.

You pursued her for two years but she didn't agree. She held your hand and you gave her 20.
Are her hands made of gold?

Stop loss in time, ok buddy."

Boy: "In fact, we held hands not just once, but every time we met, we held hands."

Lin Feng: "Get lost!"

.........

Lin Feng hung up the microphone and the whole school went crazy on the public screen.

"Go Away"

Hahahaha,

Look how angry the military advisor is.

Awakening: "Military Advisor's excitement is in vain."

Qiu Yi: "Once WeChat rings, the military advisor's words are in vain."

User 767: “The WeChat hasn’t rang yet.”

Makeup: "I feel like there's no hope."

Mang: "I'll get 20 for 'Hands Made of Gold', hahahaha."

Xiao Wan: "It's not just holding hands once, it's holding hands every time we meet."

Hesitant: "What kind of woman is hurting my innocent buddy?"

Yuzu: "I think it must be very beautiful."

The stream flows: "The focus is on "She is Richer Than Me"."

Yaoyao: "This is a white, rich and beautiful girl!"

(End of this chapter)