Chapter 66 You are a happy little pig
Then the two of them played until seven o'clock in the evening.

After winning another round, Qiao Jingjing looked through the historical data.
Oh my god.

Fourteen consecutive wins!

Qiao Jingjing looked at her own record happily. It had both positive and negative results, but it was still pretty good.

I couldn't help but take a screenshot and send it to Sister Ling to show off a little.

When I returned to the game interface, I found that Fengxian had already quit the game.

On QQ.

"Fengxian, don't you want to play anymore?"

"Well, I have work to do later."

Qiao Jingjing was stunned for a moment. Do you still have to work so late?

"By the way, I noticed that your second skill of Cai Wenji is very accurate. You can try Mozi and Zhong Kui."

"Ah? Really? But I heard these heroes are hard to practice."

"Try it, maybe there will be a surprise."

"Yeah! Thank you Fengxian, go to work now."

"You're welcome. Bye!"

Lin Feng left.

Qiao Jingjing sat alone in the room, constantly recalling Feng Xian's voice in her head. She couldn't help but wonder what this boy looked like.
.........

After logging out of QQ, Raymond Lam recorded last night’s emotional story as usual.

It didn't stop until half past eight.

Then turn on the computer and log in to the live broadcast room.

"Wow, Military Advisor is finally on air."

"All the flowers I waited for have faded."

"Good evening, my friend!"

"Good evening everyone, type 'I'm here' on the public screen so I can see your yellow vests!"

I am coming!
I am coming!
I am coming!
. . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Thanks to all the family members in the live broadcast room, please give a thumbs up and send some light signs."

"I know some people come here to listen to gossip, some come here to learn, some come here to be hypnotized, and some come here to kill time.
what?
I am leaving!
don't go,

Young man, please stay!"

Hahahahaha.

After a brief warm-up, there were already more than a dozen people waiting to connect to the microphone backstage.

The number of likes and shares in the live broadcast room quickly exceeded 10,000.

Lin Feng did not waste any time and directly started the one-on-one live broadcast session.

Hey~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"

The first person to connect tonight is a boy.

Raymond Lam: "Brother, tell me your story."

"Military Advisor, I'm pursuing a girl. Since we were classmates and knew each other well, I confessed to her that I liked her.

But she said we can only be friends,

I thought to myself that since he had confessed his feelings, we definitely couldn’t be friends anymore.

At least that's what I think.

So I said forget it, let’s just be strangers from now on.

But she said she couldn't bear to do so.

Then it kept pulling back and forth, which was very painful for me.”

Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard.

Quickly write two words:

'Spare tire'.

The boy was not surprised and said, "Actually, I also guessed that this might be the result. I blocked her in the middle. I didn't contact her for about ten days. Suddenly, she came to me again and said that she was in a bad mood and wanted to drink with me."

Lin Feng: "Dude, are you sure there are no other boys around her?"

"Sure!"

Raymond Lam: "Is it possible that we are too impatient? I tell you, buddy, falling in love is a process.

For example, from the initial affection for each other, it gradually develops into high-frequency chatting, then voice, video, and finally some intimate actions between lovers.
You can't expect results right away.
Can we try to get along slowly first and use our own charm to further attract each other? "

Boy: "But we have already had some intimate actions."

???

Raymond Lam: "Brother, what is the intimate behavior you are talking about?"

"Just hugging, kissing, holding hands, I have done all these with her."

Lin Feng smiled: "Brother, if you say so, then you are not a spare tire, you are a happy little pig."

Well. . .

.........

On the barrage.

Xiao Wan from "The Happy Little Pig": "I laughed so hard, hahahaha."

Yaoyao: "I know a girl who raised happy piglets in this way, hahahaha, a routine."

Don't understand.

what does it mean?

Milky white Yukiko: "Just being able to do intimate things without taking responsibility, isn't that happiness, little pig?"

Chestnut: "Alas! An unhappy little pig passed by."

Hahahaha.

.........

Boy: "But she didn't admit it. She kept saying we can only be friends."

Raymond Lam: "That means she enjoys ambiguity. After weighing the value, she feels that you are not suitable to be my boyfriend. I want to find someone I really like, but I am emotionally lacking and lonely in my heart, so I use you temporarily."

It's confirmed bro,
“You are relatives and friends!”

???

Raymond Lam: "You don't understand, right? This is also called lip friendship, commonly known as lip buddy!"

Well. . .

.........

On the barrage.

"Friends and Family" "Also Called Lip Friendship" "Commonly Known as Lip Friendship"

Hahahaha.

"Wait, I had a fever in the ICU, what does this mean?"

Stranger: "I just don't want to fall in love, I just want to kiss her."

"Then the question is, where do you put your hands when you kiss?"

“Maybe I’ve figured out the size.”

Hahahahaha.

Xiaotuji: "In the past, women were afraid that men would not give them a legitimate status, but now women are so afraid that men will give them a legitimate status."

Xiao Yao: "Even if we take a step back, is it too much to kiss a stranger?"

Stranger: “Who called me?”

Hahahahaaaahaha.

.........

Boy: "Military Advisor, I don't want to be like this either, but every time I want to break up with her, she comes back to me. Can you teach me a way to stop her from coming to me and not make her too sad?"

Very simple,
Lin Feng quickly wrote two words on the blackboard.

'Borrowing money'

Then he said, "In this world, there is nothing that can make a girl lose her head faster than borrowing money."

"But I borrowed money from her. I borrowed 5 yuan."

???

Lin Feng: "Brother, is it possible that they keep looking for you to pay you back?"

"No, no, I've already paid it back."

if it is like this……

Lin Feng: "Then there is only the second way, continue to borrow money. Let her continue to be submissive to you."

Well. . .

.........

On the barrage.

"Borrow Money", "Let Her Head Down", "Keep Borrowing Money", "Let Her Head Down"

User 12353: "New here, what does the word 'below' mean?"

He is the man with a clear mind in the afternoon.

understood!

6!

“Years of doubts have finally been answered here.”

Hahahaha.

Hua Clam: "By the way, borrowing money is really a sure-fire way to test all kinds of relationships."

Jiang Cheng: "A married woman always sent me messages to bargain for a low price. Later, every time she sent me a message, I said I wanted to borrow money and she never sent me any messages again."

Hahahaha.

Primary school student: "I had forgotten about it, but after hearing what the military advisor said, I remembered that my ex-girlfriend had borrowed 20,000 yuan from me and hasn't paid it back yet. I'm going to send a message now."

Stranger: "Brother, lend me 20,000 yuan. Tell me who you like and I will try my best to find you a matchmaker."

Xiaoyu: "Brother, let's talk. It's not about money. I just don't feel comfortable if someone cheats you."

Hahahaha.

(End of this chapter)

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