I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 67: Feel sorry for the boys around you

Boy: "Then just borrow it."

What the hell!

This made Lin Feng laugh.

"Dude, I'm asking you to lend her money to make her do you a favor, but I'm not asking you to borrow money and not pay it back. What the hell are you thinking?"

"Oh oh oh!"

"But Military Advisor, if I try harder, will there be any results?"

Lin Feng: “From your description, the chances are slim, but the other party currently has no better options, so you are not completely without a chance.

Bro, tell me the truth, are you not good enough in some aspects?

Like appearance?"

Boy: "It's OK. I'm fair and clean. The only drawback is that I'm a little short."

Raymond Lam: “How high?”

"One meter sixty-five."

Lin Feng: "That's really not good enough."

Well....

Lin Feng: "But buddy, don't be too discouraged. This thing is 30% determined by fate and 70% depends on diet. If that doesn't work, just exercise more."

"Brother, I'm 25."

what?
Lin Feng: "Dude, if you say that, then you are the floor heating. She only needs you when she is cold. My advice is to lend her money, keep lending her money, until she is completely submissive to you."

"Brother, I don't want to be with her anymore. Is there really no possibility for me and her?"

Lin Feng: "It is possible that floor heating can be upgraded to a boiler."

Well. . .

.........

On the barrage.

Floor Heating Boiler

Hahahaha.

CC: "No, what do you mean? I don't understand."

Tianqing: "By examining the topic and combining it with the content of the live broadcast, we can know that the male protagonist is a warm man, but the reason why he cannot be a boyfriend is because of his height. What is the difference between floor heating and radiator? It is height, so floor heating = a warm man with a shorter height."

Awesome, bro.

October: "So... floor heating = short, boiler = scapegoat?"

Stranger: "No, no, no, the boiler can heat many people, not just one."

Xiao Wan: "So many nouns... Another day of learning new knowledge."

Hahahaha.

.........

Boy: "But this is not what I want. Is it still possible without becoming a boiler?"

Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard.
"It seems I have to use my last resort."

As he spoke, Lin Feng quickly wrote three words on the blackboard.

'Internal height increase'

After wearing the shorty clothes, you are no longer short.

"Dude, LA NEW height enhancement makes you taller than others."

Well. . .

.........

On the barrage.

What the hell!

Internal increase.

I really didn't expect this.

A fatal move!

Xiao Wang: "The happy little pig didn't smile, the floor heating boiler didn't smile, but I laughed like crazy. Everyone in the office looked at me... What should I do? Should I send it to the work group? I'm waiting online and it's urgent."

Stranger: "Publish it, publish it now, let's go crazy together."

Hahahaha.

Gouzi: "When the insoles came out, I just laughed my ass off."

Mr. Xu: "I am not very talented, but I have a few pairs of thick-soled shoes on hand."

Old Demon: "A Dou Zong master is so terrifying that he can actually change the structure of space!!"

Haahahahaha.

.........

The comments were so funny that the boy left in embarrassment.

What can I do?

Raymond Lam is not a god.

It can help him analyze his feelings and help him grow taller.

Height is a disadvantage.
You either have to be extremely rich, extremely talented, or you have to work hard to improve your personal charm.

Otherwise you can only face reality and add two layers of padding to increase height.

Be confident.

It's not a big deal.

After hanging up the microphone, Raymond Lam said to the live studio: "Brothers, let me tell you the cruel reality. No girl will choose six-pack abs over six houses, so brothers, go to the gym less often, work hard, and make money.

It's the same for girls. No one will check whether the short-sleeved shirt you wear is LV or Gucci, and no one will check whether your bag is real or fake.

But whether you are fat or thin, tall or short, whether your waist is thick or not, whether your face is big or not, I can see it clearly from 50 meters away.
This is how society is. Girls are required to have good looks, and boys are required to have money.

But then again,
Family members, boys are under more pressure because money is so damn hard to earn.

In fact, as long as a woman can earn 3000 yuan, she will dare to travel around the world and post on WeChat Moments.

But even if a man earns 10,000 yuan a month, he still has no spare money.

Because of car loans, mortgages, adoptive parents and family education, and there is also a wife and girlfriend in between, there are so many festivals in 365 days that require a sense of ritual and romance.

A man is busy all his life, and in the end the property belongs to his children, the salary belongs to his wife, and only the hard work and grievances are his own.

To tell you the truth, when a woman has no money, 90% of men will choose to continue making money to support her.

But when a man has no money, 90% of women will choose to leave him.
When money confuses people's hearts, all the burdens fall on men.

So please be more considerate of the boys around you."

…………

On the barrage.

What the hell!

This dog military advisor finally spoke up for us men.

Liangzi: "Here's a simple test. Open your closet at home. You can say that 90% of the clothes inside are girls'. Men may only have a few clothes to change into. If you don't believe me, go home and open your closet and take a look."

? ? ? ?
"Wardrobe? What's a wardrobe?"

“I’m a cardboard box.”

"I just have a plastic bag."

"I have a cloth bag."

What the hell!

You are all ruthless people.

"I saw it. There are only two sets of clothes hanging there."

"Where did you get two sets? Just wash and dry them at night and you can wear them again the next day."

Bro, you win.

Hahahahaha.

User 2314: "No kidding, if I hanged myself at home, my wife would think I was on the swing."

Stranger: "Brother, you must hold on and swing higher."

You must swing the swing vigorously and don't stop there.

Hahahahaha.

Daxing: "My defense is broken! I think I am the same."

Lost: "You are wrong, brother. If you hang yourself up, your wife will just say: What are you doing! Come down and cook! Come here and change my shoes for me."

"It was very sad, and now it's even sadder."

Brother, don’t be so pessimistic, because there will be many more days of pessimism in the future.

It hurts, bastard.

You better have a fucking typo.

Hahahahaha.

…………

All right,

Please welcome the next guest.

Hey~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"

The other person is a girl.

The voice is coquettish, with a hint of Taiwanese accent.

"I'm sorry, military advisor, I had my jaw done so it's a little hard for me to speak."