Chapter 98: Scumbag? You deserve it
The live broadcast continues.

Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"

Still a boy.

Raymond Lam: "Hello, do you have any emotional problems?"

"Military Advisor, I'm not a good person. I've been a scumbag."

Lin Feng smiled.

Are you here to turn yourself in, buddy?

"So you are the Sea King, right?"

Boy: "Not really. I've been a scumbag before."

Lin Feng: "Brother, how's your mental quality? Are you tough enough?"

The boy was taken aback.

"Okay."

Lin Feng nodded: "That's good."

"Dude, the public screen will be full of insults for the next two minutes. Are you ready?"

Well. . .

. . . . .

On the barrage.

"I was wondering why I could smell the stench of scum through the phone."

"I look like a jack, so everyone looks like a spare tire."

"What brand of garbage bag do you have that can hold so much?"

"The handsome one is called Aquaman, and you are at best a water ghost."

"A toad wearing a frog skin, he doesn't wear fancy clothes, but he plays with fancy things."

"The longer I interact with you, the more I like dogs. After all, dogs are always dogs, and you are not really a human being."

"I wish you infertility but a large family."

"Are you 185cm tall? Are you handsome? Do you have a car, a house, and an eight-digit savings? Can you sing, dance, and freestyle?"

"You have nothing and you can't do anything. You are just a scumbag at best."

. . . . .

"Stop scolding, stop scolding."

The boy almost broke down.

Lin Feng: "Are you feeling comfortable?"

"Don't say there's anything to brag about. Instead of being ashamed of it, I'm proud of it. Brothers, just listen to it for fun and treat it as a joke."

Well....

Lin Feng: "Come on, tell me your problem."

"Military Advisor, I can't forget my ex-girlfriend. What's the problem?"

Lin Feng smiled: "Isn't this retribution?"

Well. . .

Raymond Lam: "Brothers, get your melon seeds ready. Come on, bro, tell us your melon."

"I...I don't have any."

Lin Feng: "Brother, I understand. You don't produce melons. You are just the dregs of the melons."

Well. . .

On the barrage.

Xiaodu: "I don't have any bad intentions. I'm just a simple little girl who loves to eat melons."

I want to listen.

Love to listen.

"Young people nowadays are either eating melons or on their way to eating melons."

"There was a quarrel downstairs in our house, and my mom and I were lying on the ground listening."

What the hell!

"The melon gate lasts forever."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Boy: "We met while playing mobile games, and we fell in love online. Actually, I didn't say anything else at the time. She kept asking me to meet her, so we met.

We were together for about a year. During that time, I always told others that I had a girlfriend. I also posted on WeChat Moments that I had a girlfriend.
But she never posted anything, nor did she say that she had a boyfriend.

Later, I felt that it was not suitable and broke up.

About two or three months after the breakup, I started dating a girl I had known for a long time who quite liked me, so we got together.

But I just feel like I can't forget the one in front of me.

After such a long time, I contacted her and she kept saying that she liked me. She also replied to my WeChat messages, but it took her a long time to reply.
I don’t know what attitude I should have towards her now.”

Raymond Lam: "So your last relationship ended in a breakup?"

"No, I suggested it."

Confirmed.

Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard and wrote quickly.

Dude,

You are not a scumbag.

You're a fucking pure sword. Ugh...

. . . . .

Boys: "I broke up with you" and "I regret it again"

Military Advisor: "You Are Not a Scumbag" and "You Are a Pure Sword"

Hahahaha.

Xiaoyao: "Military Advisor is really my mouthpiece. I am dying of laughter."

Xia Xia: "You think you are very flirtatious, but you are actually a pure sword."

Gouzi: "I just like people who don't like me. It's not that I have a personality. I am a pure sword."

Xiao Xin: "It's really cool. I can't get it and I can't see it, but I like it so much."

Miss Zhang: "If anyone confesses to me, let me reject him."

Sunny day: "It's not good to confess, it makes you look dirty."

"You have done it by reading the random replies."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Boy: "Actually, I feel pretty good about her, but she's much older than me. She's 8 years older than me."

Raymond Lam: "After you broke up with her, you started another relationship."

"Well, I've known that friend for more than ten years. She told me that she likes me very much and wants to be with me."

Lin Feng: "Brother, you accept everyone who comes to you. Aren't you a pig? Why are you still lingering over me?"

Well....

. . . .

On the barrage.

Little Fairy: "What does zhongzhu mean?"

Biaozi: "Metaphor, describing the next level of accepting everyone who comes, a bootlicker."

Watermelon: “He has to line up behind the dog, hahahaha.”

Gouzi: "No, why should he be behind me?"

Stranger: "Let's just arrange it according to the zodiac, buddy, what's the point of arguing about this?"

The stream flows: "Haven't you heard of it? Pig! Worse than a dog."

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Boy: "After we got together, we didn't do anything, so I broke up with her. She came to me a while ago and wanted to kiss me, but I refused."

Raymond Lam: "I don't think he's particularly bad."

Boy: "The one I cheated on is another one."

Raymond Lam: "So you are a prodigal son who has returned."

"Well, actually my problem now is that I know it's impossible for us to be together. I'm very clear-headed because sometimes I also serve as an emotional counselor to others, and I know very well where our problem lies.

The first reason is that I don’t have enough money.

Second, there is a big age gap between us.

But now, every time I open my eyes, she is the only thing on my mind.”

Raymond Lam: "You know that this relationship has no future, but you still let yourself get involved, deepening your longing for her. Man, the only thing I can feel is that you may have too much free time."

"So do I need another relationship now?"

Raymond Lam: "If you start another relationship now, you are just using your relationship to fill your empty window period. You are just going back to being a scumbag again.

I suggest you find something to keep yourself busy.”

"Brother, am I a scumbag?"

Lin Feng shook his head: "At the moment, I don't hear any scumbag feeling, I just hear a clown's late-night monologue."

Well....

. . . . .

On the barrage.

Mr. Xu: "Military Advisor Volume 1: If you don't take the initiative once, you will never know how much of a clown you are."

Baby: "Military Strategist Volume 2: If you take the initiative, there will be something interesting. You will have a role to play in the circus tonight."

Hahahaha.

Stranger: "Brothers who can't get out, come on, come on, sit at the dog table."

Gouzi: "Everyone sit down, everyone sit down, eat your food, why are you looking at me?"

"Come on, come on, eat this bone first."

"I'm not a clown, nor a bootlicker, I'm just a loser goblin."

"No more talking. I should go back to the cave."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Raymond Lam: "My old pants don't fit me, but I can't bear to throw them away because I spent money to buy them, they are not torn and can still be worn. But when I wear them, I feel that they are tasteless and it's a pity to throw them away."

Dude,

You're a pure clown.

Still want to label yourself as a scumbag?
he tui~

(End of this chapter)

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