I am submissive in Journey to the West, I strike hard at the gods

Chapter 3: Just a Gatekeeper

In a world where spiritual energy has been revived somewhere, the "waste prophet" who was confidently about to predict the future of the newcomer looked solemn after seeing the newcomer's self-introduction.

"Heaven? Lingshan? Six Realms? Four Continents..."

"Hearing this description, why does it feel like the world of Journey to the West?"

"The guard guarding the South Heaven Gate in the Journey to the West world... Could the newcomer be one of the four Heavenly Kings: Dhritarashtra of the East, Virūdhaka of the South, Virūpākṣa of the West, and Vaiśravaṇa of the North?"

"Hi~"

The Waste Prophet gasped!
Could it be that the new guy is one of the Four Heavenly Kings? Then wouldn't he have a super thick golden thigh!

Hugable!

The waste prophet's beautiful eyes sparkled!

Just as she was about to enter the chat group to reply, she changed her mind and realized that something was wrong.

If the newcomer is really one of the Four Heavenly Kings, it would be difficult to deal with.

Because she had no idea about the life trajectories of the Four Heavenly Kings.

Apart from the appearance of these four during the Conferred God Ceremony, they did not appear much at other times.

Even if there are records, they are in Taoist scriptures or legends.

How could she have had the time to look at these things before she traveled through time?

It's over.

The good-for-nothing prophet's face fell.

The identity of a prophet that I had worked so hard to create in the dimensional chat group was about to be shattered in an instant.

When he thought about the situation he was in and realized that without the help of group members, his future would probably be in dire straits, the Waste Prophet paused for a moment and then made a decision.

Come edit!

Come build it!
Anyway, the other group members don’t know whether what she said is true or false.

……

After waiting for a long time, the useless prophet did not speak again, which made Jiang Wang suspect that the other party was frantically looking up information.

After all, his self-introduction just now was very leading.

This time traveler who claims to be a prophet certainly does not really believe that he is a heavenly soldier and will definitely think of other things.

For example, the Four Heavenly Kings guarding the South Gate of Heaven.

In fact, Jiang Wang had been traveling through time for so long, but he had never seen the Four Heavenly Kings come to the South Heaven Gate.

After all, they are all famous gods, how could they really come to Nantianmen to see the gate?

Unless it is an important moment, such as the Queen Mother's Peach Banquet, these four will come to Nantianmen to act as a face.
Just when Jiang Wang was about to reveal his hand, the Waste Prophet finally showed up in the Dimension Chat Group.

Useless Prophet: "@Nantianmen Guard, I kneel down to apologize to you, sir! I was wrong, I will never dare to cheat again, please forgive me this time! I was wrong... wuwuwu."

Master Tian: "..."

Snake Queen: "What the hell? You don't know the future of the newcomers? Aren't you a prophet?"

Mosquito's lifelong enemy: "@Waste Prophet, are you saying that the half-price sale on Friday is actually fake?! Huh? No way!"

Little Spider: "Ha! I knew that everything you said before was a lie."

Waste Prophet: "@Spider-Man, don't misunderstand Parker, your future is indeed real, I didn't lie to you, your daddy Tony was really killed by the purple potato spirit, oh... sorry, I almost forgot, you were already reduced to ashes before Tony died."

Spider-Man: "Damn it, I won't trust you anymore."

Nantianmen Guard: "@Waste Prophet, why are you kneeling down to apologize? I'm still waiting for my future, tell me about it."

Waste Prophet: "Newcomer, I was so wrong! Please forgive me once, I kowtow to you. I was just cheating to get some benefits, I really didn't mean to... do anything bad!"

The useless prophet is so annoying.

It was difficult to establish the image of a "prophet" in the dimensional chat group.

She hadn't been proud for a few days when she was completely ripped off by the newcomer. How could she be a prophet?

I am just pretending to be foresighted with the help of some anime novels I read in my previous life.

Just deceive the characters she knows.

Nantianmen guard: "Is that so? That's a shame."

Jiang Wang sat upright on the futon and couldn't help laughing out loud.

This time traveler probably didn't expect that there was another time traveler.

The "prophet" clothes that he had finally put on were stripped off completely.

Old Heavenly Master: "The identity of the prophet is fake?! I am shocked. When I think about it, isn't it a loss for me to exchange several unique skills of the Heavenly Master Mansion for a fake future?"

Snake Queen: "@Waste Prophet, you'd better give me an explanation! Otherwise, I should have the right to take back my gift, right?"

Jiang Wang didn't say anything and just watched this great show silently!
It turns out that this "useless prophet" really was able to swindle and defraud group members of their respective unique skills.

Waste Prophet: "I was wrong! I was telling the truth."

The spiritual energy revived the world, and the useless prophet breathed a sigh of relief.

Apparently she did the right thing.

She pretended to be pitiful and admitted her mistakes, so that the group members did not have too much bad feelings towards her.

Waste Prophet: "Actually, all of you are characters from movies, TV shows, cartoons, and novels that I have watched before. It is because of these works that I know your origins and future."

Waste Prophet: "I'm Fa Si, I really don't mean any harm! Because I traveled to a world where spiritual energy is revived, I am facing a major crisis, so I have to cheat. I hope to get your help. Please believe me, I will never dare to do this again."

Snake Queen: "Traveler? Major crisis? No choice but to cheat? Okay, I'll trust you for once."

Old Taoist Priest: "I see. Then your actions are understandable. What I don't understand is, isn't the newcomer the character from the TV series, anime, or novel you mentioned?"

Nantianmen Guard: "+1, please help!"

Waste Prophet: "@Old Master, the new guy might be a legendary figure, and the records are unclear, so I don't know his origins."

The lifelong enemy of mosquitoes: "After hearing what you said, my long-dormant heart is actually a little passionate again!"

Spider-Man: "I am actually a character in movies, TV series, anime, and novels? Are we all fake?"

Waste Prophet: "Peter is a normal person! Old Master, Queen, and Teacher Saitama, aren't you surprised? I thought you would feel distressed because you are characters in movies, TV shows, anime, and novels."

The Snake Queen: "Why are you surprised? Whether it's true or false, I am who I am. I clearly feel my existence. What's the point of being distressed? I just want to gain powerful strength and change the future you mentioned. Don't let me meet that kid who plays with fire, or I will kill him!"

Old Taoist Priest: "I have lived for over a hundred years. Don't I know what is true and what is false? I just want to reach a higher level now."

The mosquito's lifelong enemy: "Ah? Instead of caring about these, I'd rather know if there will be a sale at the supermarket this Friday!"

Spider-Man: "So I'm the only one who doubts life."

Waste Prophet: "Peter, from now on, you can add a prefix and call yourself Waste Spider."

The Snake Queen: "Let's not talk about these things for now. I just want to know who the newcomer is. We are all characters in those TV series, animations and novels. What about the newcomer? Are the legendary characters different from us?"

Old Heavenly Master: "The newcomers seem to be immortals from heaven, so it's normal that they are different from us."

The mosquito's lifelong enemy: "What is a fairy? Is it a branch of a weirdo?"

Waste Prophet: "@Mosquito's lifelong enemy, Mr. Saitama, please don't talk nonsense. Immortals are extraordinary beings. The monsters you mentioned... even the most powerful monsters are not as good as immortals, especially the orthodox gods like the new boss."

Snake Queen: "After talking for so long, can you give me a definite answer? How strong is he! @South Gate Guard."

Nantianmen guard: "Ah? Me?"

Jiang Wang was stunned when he saw the snake queen suddenly mentioned him.

He was thinking about how to introduce himself.

Snake Queen: "Yes!"

The guard at the South Heaven Gate: "I am just a gatekeeper who is at the bottom of the Heaven Court and has a life span of only ten yuan."

(End of this chapter)