I am submissive in Journey to the West, I strike hard at the gods

Chapter 4: The Snake Queen's Comfort

In a field of yellow sand, the snake queen leaned on the throne.

Her appearance is almost enchanting!
A pair of narrow and long lavender eyes, with a natural charm in their moving eyes.

The queen was wearing an elegant purple brocade robe, and her delicate body beneath the robe was plump and exquisite.

Three thousand strands of black hair casually fell from her shoulders and landed directly on her slender waist.

Behind the brocade robe, a purple snake tail swayed slightly, looking very comfortable.

Since joining the Dimension Chat Group, she spends most of her day chatting in the group.

In the words of the Waste Prophet...it's a high-intensity water group.

There's nothing we can do about it, life in the desert is just too dull and boring.

She finally got a toy that could relieve her fatigue, so how could she not be happy.

However, this excitement quickly faded after I learned that I would have some contact with the man who played with fire in the future.

Cultivation has become the main theme!
If there hadn't been a new person today, she would definitely not have stayed in the chat group for even a second longer.

"Well! Just chat for ten more sentences! If you chat for one more sentence, I...I will punish myself by not allowing you to chat in the group tomorrow."

"This new guy doesn't seem to be doing very well either."

There was a hint of confusion in the eyes of the snake queen.

How long would ten yuan last?

Are the year and month units in the newcomer's world different from those in other worlds?
But I think the newcomer shouldn’t be too weak.

After all, the useless prophet in the group has been behaving very humbly since the newcomer entered the group, and even revealed his identity.

In the past, the useless prophet's mysterious self-confidence would never allow her to do so.

Snake Queen: "He doesn't seem to be that powerful, @Waste Prophet, I always feel like you're afraid of him, can you explain?"

Waste Prophet: "Sister Queen, please shut up!"

Snake Queen: “…”

Old Heavenly Master: "@Guardian of the South Heaven Gate, Immortal, please accept my greeting."

Waste Prophet: "Sister Queen, look at how much the old master knows about current affairs."

Mosquito's lifelong enemy: "The immortal is not a weirdo? That's a pity. I wanted to challenge the newcomer."

Waste Prophet: "@Mosquito's lifelong enemy, Saitama-sensei, don't mess around, go find a weirdo if you want to fight."

Spider-Man: "So, the unit 'Yuan Hui' is a unit of time? One Yuan Hui is equivalent to 100 years? The newcomer has a lifespan of years? That's incredible."

Waste Prophet: "@Little Spider, please don't embarrass yourself by being ignorant!!! 'One Yuan Club' is the year 129600!"

Little Spider: “???”

The mosquito’s lifelong enemy: “???”

Snake Queen: “!!!”

In the desert, the snake queen's eyes widened, and the plump snake tail in her lower body swung quickly.

One Yuan Club, 129600 years?!

Doesn’t that mean... that the newcomers’ lifespan is up to a million years?

The snake queen's heartbeat suddenly began to accelerate.

With a lifespan of a million years, what kind of monster must he be... No, according to the useless prophet, the other party is an orthodox god!

immortal?

A strange noun.

An inexplicable thought flashed through the Snake Queen's mind.

According to the Waste Prophet, the boy who played with fire and whom she hated so much in the future was very powerful, and even broke through to the Dou Di level and was promoted to a higher level world.

With her background as the snake queen, even if her Purple Nether Flame Snake eventually upgraded to a Nine-Colored Sky-Swallowing Python as the prophet said, she might not be a match for the boy who played with fire.

What if...what if we could get help from an orthodox god?
As the snake queen thought about it, her delicate body under the brocade robe became more plump and exquisite, like a ripe peach, revealing a subtle charm.

Her consciousness sank into the chat group again.

Spider-Man: "Wardfa?! One Yuanhui is 129600 years, so doesn't that mean the newcomer has a lifespan of a million years!"

The old Taoist priest said: "Don't make a fuss, young man from a foreign country. Isn't it normal for gods to live for a million years?"

The guard at the South Heaven Gate said: "Indeed, if you throw a brick into the Heaven Palace, it can knock down a group of people whose lifespan is longer than mine. Of course, the premise is that you can withstand the wrath of the gods." Jiang Wang did not lie.

A low-level heavenly soldier like him can be hit by a brick.

Not to mention the real great gods.

Among the 365 immortals and numerous registered gods, which one is not more powerful than a mere celestial being?

A lifespan of one million years is just a starting point in heaven.

Spider-Man: "Are there many beings with life spans longer than a million years?"

Useless Prophet: "Yeah! Peter, what's so surprising about this? There is more than just one god. Your world also has a group of gods with long lifespans. It's just that your gods die too easily."

Spider-Man: “!?!”

Waste Prophet: "Stop asking questions and calm down."

Revitalize the world.

The time traveler who called himself the Waste Prophet hid in the bedroom with a flushed face.

She was dressed coolly and had a great appearance.

She wore a white T-shirt on the upper body and tight jeans on the lower body, which made her figure look curvy.

After hammering the poor bed hard, the time traveler muttered to himself, "Finally, I finally caught a real big guy! A god, a legendary god! If I don't clamp such a thick golden thigh, I will be unworthy of my reputation as a time traveler."

After saying that, she immediately shook off all distracting thoughts and entered the chat group.

She made the right bet before!

Now she wants to take another gamble!
If she wins the bet, she can walk around freely in the world where spiritual energy is revived!
If you lose the bet, the worst that can happen is that you’ll be laughed at by your group members.

As soon as she entered the chat group, she began to speak hurriedly.

Waste Prophet: "@Nantianmen Guard, God! Can you take me with you? I am all alone now, please have mercy on me, please! I am willing to offer incense to you, day and night."

The Snake Queen: "What are you doing? Useless prophet, it is better to rely on yourself than to rely on others. What I have taught you is enough for you to learn."

Waste Prophet: "Sister Queen, I think the magic given by the gods may be a little more useful than what you taught me."

Snake Queen: “…”

The old Taoist priest said: "The gods are merciful, but little girl, you are blackmailing me morally."

Useless Prophet: "Old Heavenly Master, please don't expose me. I am so miserable. I just want to survive. What's wrong with that?"

The guard at the South Heaven Gate said: "The old Heavenly Master is very fashionable. He even knows about moral kidnapping?"

Old Heavenly Master: "Thank you for your praise, Immortal. Although I have been in the mountains, I am not averse to modern electronic products such as mobile phones."

The mosquito's lifelong enemy: "Wait, is there something wrong?"

Little Spider: "There's something wrong. How come the gods... know the words from the old Taoist priest's world? I looked up information and found that there are gods in the country across the ocean! According to the legend over there, gods live in seclusion in heaven. They shouldn't use their phones, right? So how do newcomers know words like 'fashionable' and 'moral kidnapping'?"

Jiang Wang couldn't help but sigh, there really is no fool in this world.

He casually said some words that were not in line with his identity, which immediately aroused speculation.

Of course, he said this on purpose.

He actually didn't want to hide his identity as a time traveler.

Someone in the group has already admitted it, so there is no problem if he admits it too.

Just as I was about to explain, that useless prophet started speaking again.

Useless Prophet: "Stop talking! You are just like a frog in a well! Isn't it normal for gods to be able to tell fortunes? Even if the gods reveal my identity now, I will not doubt it at all."

Mosquito's lifelong enemy: "I see. After hearing what you said, I want to challenge the new god even more."

Spider: "Is that so."

Ok?
After this interaction, Jiang Wang felt a little insecure.

Am I a time traveler? I guess... I guess so.

Forget it.

Since they don’t think so, let’s not talk about it. Let’s just treat it as a beautiful misunderstanding.

At this moment, a group announcement page suddenly popped up in the chat group.

Notice: Since the number of group members has reached six, the sign-in function is enabled! The sign-in function can earn points! The minimum point is 1, and the maximum is 100 points. Points can be used to modify nicknames, exchange props, transfer items, etc. Please wait for notification when the prop store opens.

(End of this chapter)