Shenhao: Please stop messing around

Chapter 1 01, Good Brothers Super Rich System
Lin Chu felt that his life was trapped in a curse:
When the balance in your bank card exceeds 100,000, you will definitely be able to find a girlfriend.

After dating for more than half a year, the balance in my bank account was cleared and I was left with a lot of debts.

In half a year at most, we will definitely break up.

Hey.

Lin Chu calls this law - the law that you can't have both money and a girlfriend.

In his life, this law even surpasses the "Law of True Fragrance" and ranks first.

……

"Split up again?"

In a craft beer bar, Lin Chu and his childhood friend Wang Zhefei sat face to face, and the other party winked and smiled.

"Who told you?"

"Do I need someone to tell me this? When you were in love, did you ever come to a place like this with me? Street stalls are luxury goods. You can't even afford Budweiser, but you drink Tsingtao instead. Fuck you! And you're running away with the bill! Let me pay!"

Wang Zhefei said excitedly, and picked up the box of cigarettes on the table: "Evidence 0.5, Lotus. Tsk, Boss Lin, you are awesome. You can smoke Lotus. When you were in love, you always smoked Zhongnanhai, , and you even said that it has less tar and is good for the lungs."

"Evidence three: ..."

Lin Chu was sweating profusely, and he almost knelt down in front of him.

Bro, stop talking.

elder brother.

I know I was wrong.

"Brother, please stop talking. Please stop talking. I'll pay for tonight."

Wang Zhefei smiled evilly and held out his hand: "Boss, another dozen of the monastery four materials!"

hiss!
Lin Chu took a breath of cold air.

"Half a dozen!"

"Please, half a dozen!"

Wang Zhefei: "Haha... just one dozen!"

Lin Chu: …

After half an hour.

"Brother Fei, are you drunk?"

Wang Zhefei was already lying on the table, Hubi grinning, with a sweet smile, and no one knew what he was thinking about, but his eyes were a little hazy.

Lin Chu: "Brother, actually this time, I want to discuss something with you. Lend me 10,000 yuan first. I can't pay off my credit card."

"what……"

Wang Zhefei's voice was hazy and he was obviously drunk.

Lin Chu turned on his phone camera and recorded: "So you agree?"

"what."

"Okay, I'll take it myself. Your phone password is still 970822, right?"

"what."

"Here is the evidence. I'll send it to you tomorrow. I'll write you the IOU later. You have to pay it back in three months."

Lin Chu recorded the entire scene, took his phone, unlocked it, opened WeChat, transferred 10,000 yuan, entered the password, and it was successful.

Get it done.

"Thank you, Brother Fei. Boss, I wish you safety. Come on, I'll take you to the hotel to rest."

Carrying Wang Zhefei effortlessly on his back, Lin Chu booked a double room in a nearby hotel.

As soon as I helped him onto the bed and took off his shoes and socks, Wang Zhefei was already snoring loudly.

……

The faucet was running.

Lin Chu's eyes were a little dull, and his thoughts were a little free. He let the hot water pour on his head. This was the most relaxing moment of the day.

How could we break up?

He still couldn't figure it out.

I am 24 years old this year. I graduated from university two years ago and work in a financial company, selling financial products.

The income is not low.

The monthly salary ranged from over 10,000 yuan to nearly 50,000 yuan.

He is not ugly, about 1.85 meters tall. Although he doesn't have six-pack abs, he definitely doesn't have a belly and his face is pretty. He was the host of a welcome party in college.

It’s not that I haven’t been in love before.

From college to now, four sections.

Can……

Anyway, there is no good result every time.

Often, when money is gone, love fades.

"Ah, love brain, there is no cure..."

"Once you fall in love, you will be crazy about spending money on your partner, buying bags, clothes, lipstick, fruit, milk tea, underwear..."

"I spent more and more and more, and my girlfriend's spending level has also increased. The bags she wants are getting more and more expensive..."

"I couldn't afford it, so she got angrier and angrier, and we had more and more small conflicts, and then... crash! We broke up."

"Fuck, I'm such a fool!"

This time, Lin Chu learned his lesson and decided to turn over a new leaf and start a new life.

……

There was more and more mist in front of my eyes, and a panel that looked like a science fiction picture quietly appeared before my eyes.

[Good Brothers Super Rich System: Spend money on boys and get double return. If the other party's intimacy reaches above 90, unlock the system to authenticate the friend status. After the other party calls you dad, you will get ten times the return effect. ]

[Current friend position: 1]

[Friends: Wang Zhefei]

[Intimacy: 100]

Lin Chu:?
Am I crazy?
Tongzi?

Is that you?
Or am I hallucinating because I drank too much?

He rubbed his eyes and the shower gel went in. Lin Chu screamed in surprise and quickly rinsed them off. He rubbed his eyes again and the panel was still there.

Really!
But...Tongzi, you are very different and unruly!

Spend money on your good brother?

I always feel like... I'm losing out.

If I go to his house for a meal and don't order a bottle of wine from him, I'll feel like the meal isn't good enough.

However, thinking of his first law and all his stupid behaviors, Lin Chu took a deep breath, quickly dried his body, wrapped himself in a bath towel, and walked out of the bathroom.

Lying on his bed, propped up with a pillow, and looking at Wang Zhefei who was sleeping soundly, Lin Chu fell into deep thought. It turned out that Feizai actually "loved" me so much.

The intimacy has reached 100.

At critical moments, brothers are still reliable.

……

Compared to himself, Wang Zhefei is an out-and-out country bumpkin, a man who likes to finger pussies and is a sucker in women's mouths.

He hardly ever buys new clothes. In a place like Shenzhen, T-shirts, shorts and flip-flops are all he needs in all seasons. He's a programmer anyway, and the company doesn't have any dress code requirements, so he can wear whatever he wants.

I don’t smoke. I used to smoke, but I quit to save money.

I don’t have a romantic relationship, and even when I occasionally eat out with female colleagues, I always pay for my meals.

After two years, he successfully saved up enough money to buy a car and had more than 300,000 yuan in savings.

But still no romance.

The deposit figures are still increasing year by year.

Gou Shi has already made plans to retire at the age of 35 and travel around the world.

This science and engineering guy who has no feelings or love is so awesome!

……

If I spend money on him, I can get a rebate?
Lin Chu looked at him sleeping soundly, but he couldn't fall asleep at all. He wanted to test the system function first.

Transfer, 1 yuan.

Then he took his phone and clicked receive.

Ok?
Why not?

The system panel in front of me did not appear.

Just as doubts emerged in Lin Chu's mind, a panel appeared and a stream of text emerged.

[Newbie guide: spend money, not transfer money]

[Spending money must be for joint consumption by both parties, or a gift must be given and accepted by the other party]

[Tip: The rebate has been automatically bound to the host's commonly used salary card, a first-level account savings card of China Construction Bank with the last number 233]

【Tip: System funds are not subject to any supervision】

Lin Chu: …

Tongzi, you can't do it.

Not crude enough.

So, in the future, won’t I become… the one who pays the bill among my male friends?

As a financial salesperson, this is awesome!
Lin Chu quickly discovered this new "scene".

However, at this time, he still wanted to test it first.

So he opened his phone and recharged Wang Zhefei's phone bill by 100 yuan.

[Spend 1 yuan for friend No. 100 Wang Zhefei and get a rebate of 200 yuan]

Seeing the number of dollars deposited into his bank account, Lin Chu excitedly curled up on the bed.

continue!

Go for 1000!

[Spend 1 yuan for friend No. 1000 Wang Zhefei and get a rebate of 2000 yuan]

Lin Chu started to get excited.

However, if I recharge my phone bill, I will look like an idiot.

It will be difficult to explain to others if I get angry tomorrow.

Think about it for a moment.

Lin Chu thought of his father.

Dad, you should also be considered a male friend, right?

Hey?
I go!

The intimacy level between my dad and me is not even 90?

Dad... he has become indifferent, indifferent.

Forget it, between father and son, let’s not worry about this.

Lin Chu recharged his father's phone bill by 1000 yuan.

Soon, I received another rebate of 2000.

This business is really capable, isn’t it?

……

After thinking about it, Lin Chu became even more excited. He opened his mobile phone address book and quickly screened the "non-idiot male friends" he knew.

For "stupid leaders", "sly colleagues", "bad classmates", "sly clients"...

Even if I don't want rebates, I can't let them get away with it.

This is the principle!

Anyway, the system is here and can be used anytime, there is no need to rush tonight.

Next, Lin Chu recharged the phone bills by RMB 1000 for more than a dozen male friends with whom he had a good relationship, from elementary school to junior high school, college to work.

Total rebate received: 2.

I will pay back Wang Zhefei's 10,000 yuan, and pay off my credit card and Huabei loans completely...

Lin Chu...felt great.

It feels totally great.

This is not an address book, it's clearly a large money printing machine!

Not only did you earn favors, you also got rebates.

In the future, I have to continue to expand my circle of friends and get to know more good brothers and good big brothers!

Although, in this world, my brothers and I are close to each other and they play tricks on me, but we can still pick out some good ones from the pile of scum.

The point is, he can get rebates!
……

All kinds of thoughts ran wild for a while...

Lin Chu couldn't bear it anymore.

Go to bed first.

Get up tomorrow and do some big work!
This requires a lot of money to buy my dad an Audi A6, his dream car?
And... Wang Zhefei...

Buddy, I'm sorry to have troubled you today. Go to sleep first. When you wake up tomorrow, I'll take you to the water party!
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(End of this chapter)