Shenhao: Please stop messing around

Chapter 2, Can you call me dad?
Early the next morning, Lin Chu was awakened by a strange cry.

Then, I felt someone pinching my face.

"Baby, stop making trouble..."

Thought it was a girlfriend's morning game.

However, soon after, Lin Chu suddenly started to realize, I broke up!
When he opened his eyes, he saw Wang Zhefei staring at him.

"What are you doing! You scared your dad to death!"

Wang Zhefei clenched his fist and made a microphone shape: "You drank yourself into a fool? You borrowed 10,000 yuan from me? You transferred one yuan to me? You recharged my phone bills with 100 and 1,000 yuan respectively? And you paid back the 10,000 yuan?"

"May I ask what was going through the client's mind at that time?"

Lin Chu: …

Huh?
I was drunk, and this was the perfect excuse for all the testing I did last night.

"Give it back to me. One thousand one hundred and one dollars."

Lin Chu stretched out his hand and made a gun shape, pressing it against his forehead.

Wang Zhefei couldn't help but sneer: "Do you think it's possible? I'm going to work. Bye."

Lin Chu quickly lifted the quilt, jumped out of bed and grabbed his arm.

"Give it back."

"I have no money to eat."

Wang Zhefei turned around and glared at him: "It depends on my mood."

"Then wait for me, I'll get dressed, and then treat you to breakfast. Will that make you feel better?"

An idea suddenly occurred to Lin Chu's mind, and he immediately smiled politely.

Wang Zhefei:?

Is he out of his mind?

No, there is a conspiracy!

There must be a conspiracy!
"You're not going to ask me for money again, are you? You didn't pay your credit card last night?"

He just guessed that Lin Chu paid it back first, and then used the POS machine to swipe it out again, making a profit.

But Lin Chu's "gentle" attitude at this moment was really weird.

"Hey, what are you talking about? What's wrong with inviting you to breakfast? Brother Fei, we are brothers, bro, half brothers!"

Wang Zhefei: …

"I'll fuck you!"

……

The breakfast shop downstairs.

I ordered rice rolls, pork and wolfberry soup, and two braised eggs.

"Brother Fei, let me ask you a question. If you woke up one morning and found yourself turned into a woman, would you let me have some fun first?"

Lin Chu was telling this joke that was widely circulated on the Internet.

"Will you give me money?"

Wang Zhefei asked back.

Lin Chu: “Yes.”

Wang Zhefei: "Fuck! You are still a big idiot!"

Lin Chu: …

He felt a little mad, scratched his hair and sighed.

First, just bear with it.

damn thing.

"Brother Fei, the iPhone 15 is out. If I call you dad, will you buy me one?"

Wang Zhefei rolled his eyes at him and said, "If you call me a hundred times, I'll buy you a tempered glass screen protector for iPhone 15..."

Lin Chu didn't care about his mocking attitude at this time, but smiled and said: "Then call me and I will buy it for you."

Ok?
Wang Zhefei was slightly stunned: "Do you think I'm stupid?"

"I swear, if you ask me, I will buy it. If you don't, I will never stand up straight again in my life."

hiss……

Wang Zhefei was shocked by such a cruel oath.

Although bragging and swearing are common among brothers, once the price involves the lower body, it will definitely be real.

"father?"

He hesitated and called out.

"Oh, it's so big."

Lin Chu responded, then took out his mobile phone, opened JD.com, placed an order, selected Wang Zhefei's delivery address, and paid.

I bought things for him before and saved his company address.

“Well, today is the day.”

Lin Chu took screenshots of the payment and order and showed them to him.

Wang Zhefei: …

stunned.

incredible.

I couldn't help but slap myself lightly.

Oh my god!
The sun comes out in the west?

"No, then...I...you..."

He hesitated.

After several calls, he asked cautiously, "Hey, buddy, I know a good neurologist. How about…"

"roll!"

At this time, a virtual panel appeared in front of Lin Chu. [Get rebate: 144240]

14 million!
The phone is the highest-end version, Apple 15PM, with 1TB of memory and a price of 14424.

The original double rebate became ten times, 14, because of calling dad.

This feeling is so refreshing!
Wang Zhefei was still confused.

If it wasn't a mental problem, then there was another possibility -

"Lin Chu? You... wake up. You are not going to be gay from now on, are you?"

"Hey... this... first of all, I don't discriminate, but secondly, you, you don't come to me."

Wang Zhefei spoke nervously, almost stuttering a little.

Lin Chu:!!!
"roll!"

"No, nothing. I just figured it out. Instead of spending money on my girlfriend, I might as well have fun with my buddies."

"If I spend money on my buddies, I am the big daddy. If I spend money on my girlfriend, I have to be the grandson, like a dog."

Hearing this, Wang Zhefei felt relieved.

"You just know it!"

"With this awareness, I think you can still be saved. Come on, I'm in a good mood now. I'll give you one thousand and one yuan."

He transferred the phone bill money back to Lin Chu.

After thinking for a while, he said, "I can't have the phone either. What's the point? You're so proud of it. It's worth more than 10,000 yuan. You can take it back."

Lin Chu waved his hand.

"Don't be such a bitch, I've already bought it. Just consider it as your birthday present this year."

Although the rebate has been received, it is uncertain whether it will be taken back if he refuses to accept it.

Hearing this, Wang Zhefei was silent for a few seconds.

"Thanks, brother."

He took the initiative to scan the breakfast order.

Lin Chu's hands were not fast enough and he failed to grab it.

Youyuan glared at him and said, "From now on, I will pay for everything! Don't fight for it! This is the privilege of being a father!"

Wang Zhefei: …

……

After chatting with him for a few minutes, Lin Chu went to work.

Take the subway, Line 5 and transfer to Line 1, go to Chegongmiao, the industrial park next to Shimudi, and a financial company called "Jiuding Wealth".

This company has a pretty wild approach.

The business is diverse.

Personal loans, insurance sales, financial product sales, bridge loans, foreign exchange, Amazon account transfers...

As long as you can make money, you can do anything.

Although it's a bit miscellaneous, it does make a lot of money, ten thousand yuan a month, which is an easy job.

Walking into the company elevator.

The elevator was already quite full during the morning rush hour.

Lin Chu tried hard to suck in his stomach and turned his back to the elevator door. His 1.85-meter height made him stand out like a crane among chickens as he looked at the crowd inside.

then……

Lin Chu's eyes suddenly became dull.

Ex-girlfriend.

Three days ago, I broke up with my ex-girlfriend, Yaoyao.

She was hugging a boy's shoulders, very intimate, definitely a couple.

When she saw Lin Chu, her expression became a little unnatural, but she acted as if nothing had happened and pretended not to see it.

Lin Chu works at the financial company on the 9th floor.

My ex-girlfriend Yaoyao is a coach at a dance training institution on the 7th floor.

We first met in the elevator.

just now……

The 7th floor has arrived.

"Excuse me, can you lend me this?"

She and he walked down the elevator.

Lin Chu gave way.

Standing in front of the door, Lin Chu looked at him with an expressionless face and said nothing.

——"Don't act like a loser, no matter what the moment."

Go back to the elevator.

Got up to the ninth floor.

Sitting at his workstation, Lin Chu still hadn't recovered from that emotion.

Seeing that she found a new boyfriend in just three days, this feeling is really... very frustrating, as if I am really a loser who lost miserably in the war of choosing a mate.

Take a deep breath.

Lin Chu posted a message on WeChat Moments.

——Happy breakup! Officially, Yaoyao and I have broken up and I am single again. To show the sense of ceremony, tonight, 404 bar, breakup party, sign up quickly, I will pay the bill. (For boys only)

Fuck your uncle’s ex-girlfriend!

get high!
At this moment I just want to make money!
……

……

(End of this chapter)