Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 24 I dare to fly a plane after drinking!

The crosstalk performance that day began. As usual, Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang were the second to last to perform, while team leader Meng Hetang was still the main performer.

The order is Qin Xiaoxian, Shang Jiuxi, Jin Henan, Qi Long. That's it.

The performances of several junior apprentices were pretty good. Although Qin Xiaoxian hadn't mastered the basic skills yet, his partner was able to hold his own and performed the segment in a very proper manner.

To be honest, Qi Long didn't understand some of Shang Jiuxi's jokes. In his previous commercial performances, most of the audiences were not amused by him either.

But in the small theater, these jokes worked and the effect was quite good.

Maybe some of the people who come here to watch his crosstalk are those who like him. If the audience likes to listen to you and understands your style, then those jokes that don't amuse others can amuse these audiences.

This is fine, but if you want to move onto a bigger stage, you need to organize the jokes properly and make them funny to most passers-by.

Worthy of mention are Jin Henan and Zhu Hecong. Zhu Hecong performed the structural art of crosstalk on stage, with all kinds of funny gags.

Jin Henan said: "I wanted to write a word, but I forgot it when I picked up the pen!"

Zhu Hecong, who did not play by the rules, directly replied: "Then put down your pen!"

Jin Henan was stunned at the moment, and the audience burst into laughter at this unexpected way of telling the story.

"Who did you learn this from?" Jin Henan asked.

Zhu Hecong pointed to the backstage and said, "Uncle Master, the effect of your jokes is so good. I am also doing this for our performance, to give the audience a more exciting and funny crosstalk. Don't you think I am doing something wrong?"

He also added a wave of value, which left Jin Henan speechless again.

After such a performance, the duo's crosstalk broke the traditional style of the funny man bullying the supporting man. Instead, the supporting man led the audience to join in the funny man's performance. The audience had a strong sense of participation and bursts of laughter. The only one who felt uncomfortable was Jin Henan, who was confused by his partner in various ways.

"You've led another one astray!" Gao Dong emphasized his partner while listening to the crosstalk at the front desk.

Qi Long spread his hands and said, "What a great effect! When Jin Henan tells the jokes, his tone and rhythm are fine, but maybe it's his image that makes the jokes unfunny, so we have to rely on the supporting actor!"

"Hahahaha, the effect is really good. For crosstalk performers like us who have listened to crosstalk so many times, all of them are unexpected laughs!"

Soon, Jin Henan and Zhu Hecong went off the stage. When they did, Zhu Hecong ran away and Jin Henan hurriedly chased him, which brought laughter to the audience again.

"Now please enjoy the crosstalk "Invulnerable to Cold and Heat", performed by Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang!"

The performances of Shang Jiuxi's group and Zhu Hecong's group had just ended. The atmosphere was very lively at the moment. As soon as the announcer finished speaking, the audience gave warm applause.

"Thank you all for your applause. This applause is for us who just came on stage, and also for the two who just stepped down!" Qi Long said, pointing to the side curtain.

"That's right!"

Qi Long continued, "The two actors just now were very good. The funny one is called Jin Henan, and the supporting one is called Zhu Hecong! They brought everyone a brand new experience, where the supporting one bullied the funny one!"

Gao Dongqiang nodded heavily, smiling: "Yes, it's really refreshing!"

When he said this, the audience laughed.

"Let the two of you take a break. It's our turn. Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang will speak to you guys!"

"Keep on performing crosstalk!"

"Yes, you just said you felt relieved?"

"Yup!"

"You must be wrong. What's there to be angry about? I, the funny guy, am not bullying you, am I?"

"Uh" Gao Dongqiang was stunned for a moment: "Really?"

"Don't be like that, I really won't bully you, mainly because I don't dare to, because you have someone behind you, a backer! The stray dog ​​rescue center is protecting him, and every time I say something about him, the rescue center sends me a private message to accuse me."

"Wait a minute, I'm a dog?" Gao Dongqiang pointed a finger at himself and asked.

"Why do you embellish yourself so much?"

“Is this beautification?”

The interaction between the two was back and forth with a tight rhythm, which immediately pulled the audience from the previous show to the rhythm of this show and made them laugh along.

"No, why are you vilifying yourself!" Qi Long corrected.

"Didn't you say so? The stray dog ​​rescue center is protecting me!"

Qi Long said seriously: "Yes, don't you often donate to the stray dog ​​rescue center?"

"That happened, but it's not worth mentioning!" Gao Dongqiang waved his hand. Qi Long praised his partner: "You are very kind and did such a good thing!"

"Personification?" Gao Dongqiang's voice rose an octave.

"That looks like a human?" Qi Long asked tentatively. Seeing that Gao Dongqiang still had a gloomy face, he quickly changed his words again: "A good man who did a good deed!"

"That's pretty much it!"

"Teacher Gao just likes puppies, but in fact, even Teacher Gao himself doesn't know why he likes puppies."

"why?"

“Like attracts like!”

"Bah, you called me a dog again?"

"Don't be impatient. Listen, there's a saying that goes, 'When you're drunk, you're going to make love.' Once you drink, your true nature is exposed!"

As he spoke, Qi Long began to tell the story he had just made up, saying that the two of them had gone to a farm house to drink together after a performance, and they drank too much, so Gao Dongqiang had to go to the bathroom.

Qi Long was acting and talking at the same time, and his style was almost the same as Guo Degang: "I said I would support him, but he refused to let me, saying that he was not drunk, and went out in his cotton jacket. When he got outside, he took off the cotton jacket, leather jacket, sweater, undershirt, and bra."

When talking about the first few, Gao Dongqiang's interlude was "Why are you taking off your cotton jacket?" "Wow, you're taking it off too." "Ah? I'm really drunk!"

At the last word, Gao Dongqiang pushed Qi Long directly: "I'm a man, I won't wear that stuff!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Oh yeah, you're good at taking that thing off for others!"

"Go away, there's no such thing!"

The audience continued to burst into laughter, it was a barrage of jokes!
After everyone's laughter died down, Qi Long continued: "Okay, since you're done taking off your clothes, just lift one leg and it will be convenient!"

Qi Long raised his right leg and kicked it backwards, simulating the look of a dog going to the bathroom.

"Go, is it convenient for me to stand on one leg when I'm drunk?" Gao Dongqiang asked.

"It's just his true nature. After using the toilet, Teacher Gao put on his autumn clothes, sweaters, leather jackets, and cotton-padded jackets and went back to the house. He said to us, 'Oh, it's too cold. When I went to the toilet, I felt like the sky was frozen outside. It was cold and smelly!'"

Gao Dongqiang suddenly realized something and said, "Why didn't I take off my pants when I took off so much clothes just now?"

After telling one joke, Qi Long started telling the second one, saying that Gao Dongqiang could communicate with dogs when he was drunk. This time he was drinking in the city, and halfway through his drinking someone called him and asked him to move his car, so he went out.

Qi Long was also confused at first, but suddenly he remembered that he was drunk and couldn't move the car. If he started the car, wouldn't that be drunk driving?

As soon as I went out, I saw Gao Dongqiang arguing with the police dog. Both sides were barking at the same time. I quickly stopped him and explained to the uncle in the hat that he was drunk and we would let others move the car.

"I immediately hit Dongqiang and told him to look carefully. Uncle Hat and Uncle Police Dog saved you. Otherwise, you would have been driving under the influence, did you know that? Dongqiang also sobered up a little and quickly bowed his head to admit his mistake!"

"Yes, if you make a mistake you must admit it!"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Hat, woof woof, uncle woof woof!" Wangwang Qilong at the back imitated the emphasis of the one in front saying sorry.

Gao Dongqiang was surprised: "Hey, I actually understand this dog language! Sorry!"

"See, I told you that your true nature is revealed when you're drunk. Do you understand dog language?"

"That's nonsense!"

"Dongqiang is a man who knows how to correct his mistakes. Not only did he apologize, he also sang a song for Uncle Hat to make amends. He refused to listen, but he insisted on singing!"

"How do you sing it?"

Qi Long cleared his throat and sang the following song to the tune of "The Capital Welcomes You":
[Uncle Hat, listen to me. Please don't be angry. I have nothing to do with the drunken car move. (You have to have the right attitude!)
My partner wants to treat me, and he asked me to come along, with red wine, yellow wine, beer, foreign wine, and two boxes of Daqu. (All the wine has arrived)

No matter how far or near we are, we are all friends. I cannot be polite. Let’s get together and drink together.

Qi Long blinked, imitated a drunken look, and suddenly pointed ahead angrily:

[Uncle, let me tell you, I have no problem with my alcohol tolerance. I was just unlucky to meet you today!

Uncle, let me tell you, anyone with a dream is great. I even dare to fly a plane after drinking! 】

At the end of the song, Qi Long raised his hands horizontally, as if he was flying an airplane upside down.

The audience burst into laughter, the laughter was overwhelming and the applause was thunderous. The girl from the drum music society sitting in the corner and Wang Hui, who had listened to many crosstalks, were also laughing so hard that they were bent over.

This song is so well adapted!
(End of this chapter)