Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

When Dongqiang suspected there was a hidden mission, Qilong gave Shayi a look and asked him to proceed according to the plan.

Someone was bound to be suspected, so Shayi, who was the weakest at name tag tearing, became the victim.

Sha Yi nodded, provided cover for everyone, picked up his bowl and headed out the door.

This unusual behavior immediately caught Dongqiang's attention, and others also wondered what he was doing?

"Going to the bathroom!" Sha Yi responded righteously.

Qi Long pointed at the bowl in his hand and asked, "You're going to the toilet with the bowl?"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Amid everyone's laughter, Sha Yi awkwardly put his bowl on the table, then ran out holding his stomach.

Qin Xiaoxian stood up immediately: "I'll go see what he is doing!"

"Does anyone want more rice? I'll go get some for everyone!" Yang Chaoyue asked as he picked up his bowl.

Qi Long immediately cooperated and handed over the empty bowl: "Give me some more."

"I want some too. This soup is so delicious when soaked with rice!" Shen Teng handed over the empty bowl.

Gao Dongqiang looked at this and that: "They all look like they are doing hidden tasks."

Yang Chaoyue, Qin Xiaoxian and Sha Yi successfully moved the shoes to the bottom compartment, and put them on the car while Sha Yi was taking action.

The first one to come back was Qin Xiaoxian, who said that Sha Yi had indeed gone to the toilet. Then came Yang Chaoyue, who came with a tray full of rice. He looked the most normal one. Lastly, Sha Yi came running back in a hurry.

Dong Qiang motioned Qi Long to make way, sat down next to Sha Yi and nudged him with his elbow: "Brother Sha, have you completed your mission?"

Sha Yi looked confused: "What mission?"

There were obvious traces of his performance, and it was obvious at first glance that it was not a normal performance. Everyone laughed immediately. Qi Long even pretended to tell the director that if the undercover this time was Sha Yi, then we might as well start recording again, as we couldn't go on any further.

"Let's just pretend nothing happened and start over!"

Sha Yi defended himself: "What? I'm not an undercover agent!"

"You must have not run away. You must have an accomplice, so you are still struggling!" Dongqiang put his arm around Shayi's shoulders and said with a smile, "Well, tell me your accomplice, and we'll start recording again!"

"I have no accomplices!"

Dong Qiang immediately said seriously: "So you admit that you are an undercover agent!"

"I'm not undercover!"

The others watched Dongqiang "inducing" Shayi to confess, smiling on the surface, but they all sympathized with Shayi in their hearts. After all, they were all undercover agents. If it was them who were being stared at, a muscular man staring into their eyes and asking them questions, it would be speechless just to think about it.
Qi Long took a disposable slipper and slammed it on the ground, like a gavel, to cooperate with Dongqiang in asking questions. After all, if you ignore it, Dongqiang will definitely find out that you are the only one reasoning and then find the flaws.

So Qi Long pretended that he was also looking for an undercover agent. He looked at Sha Yi:

“Shayi, you’ve reached the point of being in the mountains and clear waters!”

Dong Qiang turned around and pushed Qi Long as if by reflex: "I'm at the end of my rope!"

"Yes, yes, yes, you have reached the end of your rope. I advise you to confess sooner rather than later!"

"It's better to explain early than late!" Dongqiang corrected again.

"Yes, it's better to explain early than late, and it's better not to explain at all than to explain early!"

"Shut up!" Dongqiang pushed him with a smile.

Everyone was already used to their impromptu crosstalk performances and laughed.

Soon, after the meal, when everyone was leaving, Dongqiang discovered that his shoes were missing. He immediately grabbed Shayi's collar and started shaking him back and forth: "Tell me, where did you put my shoes?"

"It's not me, I didn't!"

Qi Long grabbed Qin Xiaoxian's collar and said, "Tell me, where did you hide Dongqiang's shoes?"

Shen Teng rubbed his hands aside: "There is another one who got out. How about I extract a confession from him?"

As he said this, he looked at Yang Chaoyue, who immediately slapped him back on the triceps, causing laughter.

The director also announced the theme of this episode. There was a thief among the members who stole Dongqiang's shoes. After each round of the game, the winning team will get clues about the thief. At the end there will be a referendum. If the thief is caught, the civilians will get prizes.

If they are not caught, the thief's killing time will begin. The thief can tear off the civilians' name tags, and the civilians cannot tear it back and can only escape.

"Why don't we just vote directly?" Qi Long looked at Sha Yi and smiled.

Sha Yi sighed: "It's really not me. I tell you, the real thief must be laughing now. It's unreasonable for you to doubt me like this."

In the mouth cannon, the first round of the game has begun. It is a very simple game. The game content is two people. One of them speaks words or sentences with his lips, and the other wears headphones and guesses by looking at the lip movements. The group that guesses the most words within the specified time wins!
The members were divided into two groups. Due to uneven numbers, they were divided into groups of three and four. Each group played two rounds of the game, and one person in the group of three had to play twice.

In the end, Sha Yi, Shen Teng and Qi Long formed a group of three, and the other four formed the second group.

When the game started, the first to come on stage were the Military Art School's school handsome group, Shen Teng and Sha Yi. Shen Teng shouted and Sha Yi guessed.

Qi Long put headphones on Sha Yi and noticed that there was a volume adjustment wheel on the right earmuff. He immediately adjusted the volume to the lowest level.

The judge of the program team showed the question board behind Sha Yi. When the question board was shown, Shen Teng was stunned. He didn't expect that the speech would be so long.

The sentence is: If apologies are useful, what do we need the police for?
Shen Teng took a deep breath, clasped his hands together and shook them, while shouting, "Apologize!"

"Apologize?" Sha Yi shouted.

Shen Teng saw that Sha Yi understood immediately and continued: "If an apology is useful!"

Sha Yi responded: "If an apology is useful?"

Now everyone was confused, how could it be so good looking?

Shen Teng was confused and pointed at him: "Do you have any songs in there?"

Sha Yi instantly answered: “There is a song!”

"There's a song? Hahahaha!"

“There is indeed a song!”

Such a smooth conversation instantly made everyone burst into laughter. Qin Xiaoxian from Gao Dongqiang's group took off Sha Yi's headphones and put them on his own head: "The volume is turned down to the minimum!"

Sha Yi tried his best to argue that he didn't know and it wasn't him, but this only deepened the suspicion of the undercover agent.

I adjusted the volume of the headphones to maximum and started over. Naturally, that sentence no longer worked, so I replaced it with something else.

Shen Teng looked at the words on the other side, not understanding what they meant, but he still started to perform and patted his chest: "Me!"

With this lip shape and action, Shayi repeated the word "I" very clearly.

Then Shen Teng pointed to the sky and shouted, "Go to the morning!"

Sha Yi was stunned: "Huh?"

"I—go—to the—early—8!"

"Why are you cursing?" Sha Yi's eyes widened: "Is there such a word?"

The main thing is that the lip shape is exactly the same as a classic swear word, so from the perspective of Sha Yi who couldn't hear any sound at all, it was just a swear word. There was definitely no way that the person recording the show would use any swear words, so he was confused.

Under Shen Teng's strenuous gesture, Sha Yi gave the answer "I'll do it, you eight".

In the end, Shen Teng had no choice but to change the words, and the new word was: You are so tall!
Unsure and doubtful, Sha Yi said in Hong Shixian's tone: "You are so sexy."

"Hahahahahahaha!" the onlookers burst into laughter.

I really didn't expect that this segment would be so hilarious. At first, everyone thought that this kind of game that is often played in company team-building activities would not have much effect. Unexpectedly, the program team put a lot of effort into the entries, which maximized the program effect.

Shen Teng gestured and shouted, and finally in two minutes, Sha Yi guessed three words.

When it was another group's game session, Qin Xiaoxian and Yang Chaoyue started. After Chaoyue put on the headphones, Qi Long immediately came over, checked the headphones, then turned around and slapped Qin Xiaoxian.

"Ok?"

"Bluetooth is disconnected!" Qi Long pointed at the Bluetooth switch on the headset.

When the Bluetooth is disconnected, it’s not that the sound of the earphones is low, it’s that there is no sound at all!
Qin Xiaoxian was shocked: "How did you find out? Who are you? How do you know everything I do?" "You learned all your dirty tricks from him. Don't you know you are going to cause trouble?" Gao Dongqiang said with a smile.

When the game started, a term came out: internal love.

Qin Xiaoxian shouted first: "Internal love in the company!"

When talking about love, he even made a heart shape with his hands.

Yang Chaoyue was confused: "Heart shape? Speak louder and make your mouth bigger!"

Qin Xiaoxian: "Company!"

"Salary?" Yang Chaoyue repeated.

Qin Xiaoxian pulled his clothes hard: "Tear it up, company!"

This time Yang Chaoyue heard it clearly, and he was able to repeat it smoothly.

"Internally in the company? What does that mean?" Yang Chaoyue's brows were already furrowed.

Qin Xiaoxian gestured anxiously: "A man and a woman!"

"Inside the company, a man and a woman?"

Qin Xiaoxian narrowed his eyes, raised the corners of his mouth, and gave a check mark smile.

Yang Chaoyue imitated his smile.

The onlookers were immediately overjoyed.

Qi Long concluded: "How can someone have an expression that is both cute and vulgar at the same time?"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Yang Chaoyue's expression clearly drove a wagon in her brain. There was a man and a woman inside the company, and there was an action of clothes tearing. This couldn't have happened on the show. Then she thought back and answered the question correctly.

The next word was passed smoothly. When it came to the last word of the song "yes ok", Qin Xiaoxian first made a "yes" gesture and then made an "OK" gesture. Yang Chaoyue didn't understand and looked confused.

Anxious Qin Xiaoxian pointed at him and even performed two dance moves.

But when the time came, no one had guessed it.

Taking off his headphones, Qin Xiaoxian was speechless: "You can dance to your girl group's theme song, "Yes OK"!"

Yang Chaoyue immediately became anxious: "I don't know how to say 'yes ok'!"

Qin Xiaoxian immediately made a cross with his hand: "Be careful what you say and do!"

Yang Chaoyue was speechless and explained: "I'm not from Youth With You Girls Group, I'm from Produce Camp"

Qin Xiaoxian hit himself on the head: "Uh, oh, right, right."

"Hahahahahahahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter and accused Qin Xiaoxian of not paying attention to the members and not even knowing which show they came from.

Yang Chaoyue looked at Qin Xiaoxian with a gossipy look on his face: "Who are you thinking about?"

"Hahaha!"

The game continued between Gao Dongqiang and Wang Jiaer. Since Jiaer was not very familiar with the popular memes on the Internet and the sentences from movies and TV dramas, he only answered two questions. Although Dongqiang was very upset, he could do nothing about it and did not doubt Wang Jiaer.

As for Qi Long and Shen Teng, Qi Long spoke and Shen Teng answered, and with their standard Mandarin, they successfully mastered five groups of words, and the trio won!
Qi Long, Shen Teng and Sha Yi got the thief's clue photo.

The photo shows a foot wearing slippers, with part of the calf exposed. There are five other pairs of shoes surrounding the foot in slippers, indicating that the thieves are actually six of them.

However, for those who see the photo, the first thing they suspect is that the person with that leg is the thief, and they will not think of the meaning of the other shoes at the first time.

"Jiaoer, what do you say?" Gao Dongqiang asked.

Qi Long turned around happily: "It's Brother Sha, hahahahaha!"

"It's not me, my legs are not that thin!" Sha Yi is still making a "useless struggle".

Seven people got on the bus and headed to the next location. On the bus, the director suggested a round of question-and-answer game. If all members answered three questions in a row, they would get a clue.

The questions are quick questions and quick answers about topics related to members, and you have to give three answers quickly.

Dongqiang pushed Shayi and told him that if he wanted to clear his suspicion, he should perform well in this round.

The game started with Wang Jiaer answering a question first. The director asked, "When did you feel that Super Leap was good?"

Wang Jiaer was stunned for a moment: "Uh, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!"

Hearing this answer, Yang Chaoyue smiled happily.

"Wow, isn't this every day?" Shen Teng cheered.

Qi Long accused the director: "What do you mean, are we going to hype up couples on our show too?"

The director's next question directly shattered the rumor: "When did you feel that Super Leap was ugly?"

"The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow!"

"Hahahaha, what a scumbag!"

Yang Chaoyue's smile disappeared instantly: "I am becoming uglier and uglier?"

"Tell me three shortcomings of Gao Dongqiang!" The director immediately changed the question so that he couldn't preset the answer.

Wang Jiaer was indeed stunned, but he still quickly listed: "Small eyes, ugly, bad temper!"

"Hahahahahaha!" Everyone looked at Dongqiang and laughed.

Gao Dongqiang picked up the pillow on the seat, turned around and hit him, appearing to be hitting him with great force, but in fact he was hitting him lightly.

"Brother, the game is just for winning!" Wang Jiaer blocked the attack and hurriedly explained.

Qi Long fanned the flames: "He was stunned for a moment and blurted it out. He must have thought so in his heart!"

"I, I lose, okay?" Wang Jiaer raised his hands in surrender.

Gao Dongqiang hit him again and replied, "No!"

In order, the next person to answer was Qin Xiaoxian, who was sitting next to Wang Jiaer. Qin Xiaoxian was concentrating on waiting for the director's question.

"Why does Gao Dongqiang travel so often?"

Qin Xiaoxian answered directly as if he hadn't thought about it: "Go see his wife, his daughter, and his son!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

This time Dongqiang didn't do anything, he just laughed along.

"Qi Long said Dongqiang had a daughter, but it turns out he also has a son!" Sha Yi shouted beside Dongqiang.

The questions continued, still about Dongqiang: "Qin Xiaoxian, please name three people who are closer to you than Gao Dongqiang!"

Qin Xiaoxian said without hesitation: "Guo Degang, Qi Long, Sun Jiuxiang"

Gao Dongqiang nodded: "I agree, I agree. He is my master, my uncle and my partner. I have no problem lining up behind him."

The director continued: "Besides these three, let's talk about three more."

Qin Xiaoxian looked ahead and saw the combination of Sha Yi, Shen Teng, and Gao Dongqiang. He just read it out: "Sha Yi, Shen Teng, dog!"

When he found out that Gao Dongqiang was wrong, he immediately said "Dog!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

There was an instant explosion and the whole car burst into laughter. Only Gao Dongqiang took out the pillow behind him again and hit his close nephew. The force he used was much greater than when he hit Wang Jiaer. He hit him hard!

"Brother, brother, no, uncle, it's for the game!"

"I'm not as close to you as a dog!" (End of this chapter)