Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

In desperation, Qin Xiaoxian even called Gao Dongqiang "brother". Although he changed his words immediately, he was still caught by Qi Long and was beaten twice more.

Although he offended Gao Dongqiang, Qin Xiaoxian completed his mission successfully. Next, it was Qi Long who was beside him who played the game.

The first question: "Please name three couples among the members."

Qi Long immediately said: "Sha Yi, Hu Ke, Shen Teng, Wang Qi, me and Zhang Wanyi!"

"Wow, you can react to this!" Sha Yi was a little surprised, mainly because Qi Long blurted it out.

Qi Long laughed and said, "That's nothing. I can name four more. Chaoyue and Xiaohou, right? Are they the couple in that idol drama they filmed in a variety show? Right? Wang Jiaer and that Thai actress, the couple in the MV, Qin Xiaoxian and Meng Hetang, they were a couple on the crosstalk stage, and there's also Dongqiang and Shasha!"

"Fuck you!" Gao Dongqiang pulled the pillow over again.

Everyone burst into laughter. This joke of Sasha's wouldn't work in this show.

The questions continued, asking Qi Long to name the three things Sha Yi would do after waking up. Qi Long: "Open your eyes, go to the toilet, and let the toilet go!"

"Hahahaha, the toilet is awesome!"

"The jokes in our show are always hard to get over because of Teacher Qi Long!" Wang Jiaer concluded.

Usually when people say something funny in variety shows, everyone forgets about it afterwards. But in "Let's Run", Qi Long's memory is so abnormal that he can always call back to the previous jokes, just like repeating the same jokes on the crosstalk stage, which makes people laugh continuously.

In addition to repeated hilarious moments, this also deepens the members' personalities, killing two birds with one stone.

The last question asked Qi Long to name the member he hated the most. This question really confused Qi Long. According to the question, he had to answer three questions, but Qi Long directly gave a single answer that would not offend anyone even if he said it:
"Gao Dongqiang, Dongqiang and me! I hate him the most. I like the others!"

Dongqiang smiled and punched him twice, not caring at all.

After Qi Long, it was Shen Teng in the front row who improvised The Emperor Has Died. He was asked to recite three TV dramas by Sha Yi, but he couldn't say anything. He was asked to recite three songs by Wang Jia'er, but he couldn't say anything. He was asked to recite three crosstalks by Qi Long and Dong Qiang, but he couldn't say anything either.

His main idea is to treat everyone equally and not care about anyone's affairs. He claimed that he deleted all their WeChat accounts after work, and then added them back when he wanted to record. Anyway, if they didn't delete him, they wouldn't notice that he had deleted them.

After creating some show effects, it was announced that the challenge had failed.

However, Shayi, Chaoyue and Dongqiang still played a round. If there are any interesting ones, they can be added to the editing and used as material.

Soon, the vehicle arrived at the mission location. The task of this level was to shoot a commercial. The members ran forward. After reaching the advertising point, they shot and published a short video according to the advertising words and requirements above, and then ran to the finish line. The person with the shortest time won.

Because it was held on the street, there were quite a few spectators on the road. Led by the members, passers-by shouted their names.

"Qi Long! Qi Long!"

"Gao Dongqiang! Gao Dongqiang!"

When Qin Xiaoxian stood out, a girl wearing a mask took off her mask and shouted loudly: "Qin Xiaoxian is not a fool!!!"

After shouting, he quickly put on the mask.

The members and the audience were immediately amused by this girl and burst into laughter, while Qin Xiaoxian covered his face and stood there in embarrassment.

Qi Long went up to summarize: "This girl's main point is that as long as I'm not embarrassed, the embarrassed ones are the artists I like!"

"Hahahahaha!"

After interacting with the audience, Qi Long took the lead in carrying out the task, while the other members could watch from the advertising point. Anyway, everyone had to shoot different things, so they could shoot whatever they were drawn.

Qi Long ran for a while and came to the advertising spot where the mobile phone was placed. He took out a piece of paper from the lottery box. It said: "Please shoot the advertisement, high-pressure garlic, the slogan is as follows"

After taking a look at the advertising slogan, Qi Long was stunned. What a mess.

When the staff saw that Qi Long had drawn this, they had already brought him a box of noodles with soybean paste and a peeled single garlic.

After taking a look, Qi Long focused on memorizing the words, then clicked the button on the table, took a bite of the noodles, and then took a big bite of the garlic.

Ouch, the taste of this single-headed garlic is not simple. The spicy taste instantly fills my mouth, and I feel that the garlic flavor goes up to the top of my head through my mouth.

Qi Long swallowed the noodles and garlic with all his might, and smiled at the camera: "This guy wants to eat garlic as soon as he eats noodles. In the past, he peeled two cloves one by one, which was troublesome! Now it's better. With the Xinsuan Zhongsuan brand single-headed garlic, one clove is equivalent to five cloves."

The director who was checking the script nearby suddenly shouted, "Cut! Wrong, five petals went over with one head, try again!"

Qi Long read the lyrics several times and felt like he was back in his apprentice days. At that time, he basically just said the lyrics on stage. Now, he doesn't write lyrics strictly according to the lyrics.
While reading the lyrics, others started laughing. At first they thought it was a serious advertisement, but it turned out to be a spoof advertisement!
Isn't this the new cover?
"How fresh! New Garlic Zhongsuan brand single-headed garlic. Hahahaha!"

After reading it carefully twice, I started over, took another big bite of noodles and garlic, and started over again.
"One head pushes over five cloves of high-pressure garlic with a fruity taste. One will make you fart to the fifth floor." Qi Long couldn't help laughing when he said this, but he was told to cut. He couldn't laugh anymore and had to continue.

The third time, Qi Long had to start over again because he didn't continue eating the noodles and garlic after he finished speaking.

It took the fourth time to finally finish filming this weird advertisement. It took a little more than five minutes in the end, and most of the time was spent memorizing the advertising slogans.

After Qi Long, Sha Yi came out. Sha Yi pulled out a piece of paper. Qi Long was depressed when he saw it from a distance: "Why are there so few words in his paper?"

Sha Yi raised his head, but his face didn't look good: "I might as well have more words!"

The next second, the staff handed Sha Yi a can of Wangzhihe stinky tofu and a piece of fried steamed bread and asked him to start.

The crowd stepped back when they saw this. Qi Long ran into the crowd, scanned people's WeChat accounts, bought a few masks and distributed them to the members, and then watched the sand art performance.

Sha Yi smiled at the phone and read in a child's innocent voice: "Do you know how to eat stinky tofu? I'll teach you. Just twist it first!"

After saying that, he twisted the bottle cap to open it, and in an instant, the stinking smell wafted out.

Sha Yi immediately put on a mask of pain, and the director called "Cut" and asked him to start again.

How can you use this expression when recording a commercial?
As people from the north, it was fine. However, Wang Jiaer, a Hong Kong native who had been to South Korea, was very confused when he heard this: "No, does anyone really eat this?"

"Yes, many people eat two pieces of this for breakfast and spread them on fried steamed bread slices. It tastes very delicious!" Gao Dongqiang explained to him.

Wang Jiaer still didn't understand: "But if you want to eat tofu, just eat tofu. Why do you want to eat something that has the texture of tofu and is so smelly?" Qi Long turned around and replied: "Because you can't eat shit directly!"

"Hahahahahahaha!" The members were amused by Qi Long's words.

Passersby saw them laughing wildly and were very curious as to what they were laughing at. They could only wait for the clips to be edited out after the show was aired in the future.

Sha Yi continued shooting his commercial. He twisted the bottle cap to open it, then licked it while saying "Lick it again". This made the expression of Sha Yi, a professional actor, stiffen, and he started again.

It took Sha Yi six times to complete the filming of the simple twisting, licking and soaking advertisement.

After coming back, Sha Yi asked his assistant for some perfume to spray, but it turned out to be both smelly and fragrant, which was even more strange. In the end, he just brushed his teeth and washed his hands before giving up.

Next it was Qin Xiaoxian's turn. He was given a very sour candy called "xiudou". The outer shell was extremely sour and needed to be held in the mouth for dozens of seconds before it turned into normal sweet candy.

While filming the part where he could only eat explosive acid, he had to smile and say to the camera, "What should I do if my throat feels better? It's probably useless. Use small chrysanthemum super sweet candy. One piece is guaranteed to make your throat uncomfortable and ruin your throat. I only use super sweet candy, super sweet candy, the candy is super sweet!
This series needs to be said with a smile, a sincere smile, and finally, you have to act cute.

"Qin Xiaoxian is not a fool!" Qi Long cheered for Qin Xiaoxian who was wearing a mask of pain, causing the whole audience to burst into laughter.

Qi Long ate garlic, Sha Yi ate stinky tofu, and Qin Xiaoxian ate super sour xiudou.

The other four thought that the three of them had already taken away the most terrifying thing, but they didn't expect that this time the production crew was really inhumane.

Stinky tofu can be reused, and the classic stinky tofu oxygen mask was used. Let them shoot the commercial wearing the stinky tofu oxygen mask!

Shen Teng was so irritated that he almost cried.

Wang Jiaer was not having a good time either. He drew the lottery ticket for Lao Di Du Dou Zhi Er, and had to shoot an advertisement similar to that of soy milk. He had to act as if the advertisement tasted good, and he also spent half his life on it.

Yang Chaoyue drew a bowl of extremely spicy turkey noodles, which made his lips swollen from eating it.

Dongqiang's was the Laoshan White Snake Grass Water. At first, everyone was gloating, but Dongqiang passed it once. Qin Xiaoxian thought there was something wrong with the water at that time. He took a sip and sprayed Shen Teng, who was also questioning him, in the face.

Qi Long handed a tissue to Shen Teng. Qin Xiaoxian stared at Gao Dongqiang in shock after apologizing: "Are you human? It's so hard to drink, but you drank half a bottle in one gulp without changing your expression?"

"As long as you think this thing is healthy, you won't find it so bad to drink. This water can protect the liver, nourish the stomach, detoxify, and clear away heat. It's very healthy!" Health communication ambassador Dong Qiang said without fear.

Qi Long took a sip, swallowed it and commented: "No, no, no, I think it tastes like the water boiled from a rotten mat that has been fermented by sweat for three summers, and then mixed with bitter and salty sea water!"

"What a ruthless guy!" After hearing Qi Long's introduction, Sha Yi gave Dong Qiang a thumbs up.

Wang Jiaer tried it and found a place to spit it out: "This is the same as bean juice, it's the same!"

"It has to be Dong Qiang, or else he is the health propaganda shit in the entertainment industry?" Qi Long sighed.

Dong pushed him: "So disgusting?"

"That is?"

"ambassador."

"Isn't this different?"

"Hahahaha"

In this round of the game, Gao Dongqiang who passed one line, Yang Chaoyue who passed three lines, and Wang Jiaer who passed four lines got clues.

Although Qi Long also passed four lines, his words were a little longer than Wang Jiaer's, which resulted in him not taking as long as Wang Jiaer. The three of them got a clue. The person in the clue was holding a pen in his hand. After Dong Qiang read it, he began to check everyone's hands.

That was Wang Jiaer's hand, but the key point was that on the wall behind the hand holding the pen, there was a group photo with signatures of all the members of the Running Man team, which also revealed that the criminals were the six of them.

Dongqiang didn't notice those things and was checking the hands. Finally, he locked on Qin Xiaoxian, Wang Jiaer, and Qi Long. The color of their hands was whiter, similar to the ones in the photo.

Yang Chaoyue's hands are also white, but she is a girl and her hands are relatively small, so she was excluded by Dongqiang.

Dongqiang looked at Shayi and smiled: "I will find out your accomplice soon!"

In the third round of the game, everyone came to a large hot spring pool, changed into comfortable clothes and went to the sauna room. The temperature of the sauna room was set to over 60 degrees Celsius. It was so hot that people started sweating immediately.

The program team announced the task, which was very simple: a bowl of steaming mutton soup with a spoonful of mutton oil and chili on top. After drinking the soup, you could go out for a shower. The top three would get hints about being undercover.

Everyone looked at each other and decided that they couldn't let Gao Dongqiang finish drinking first, so they started slurping the drink without caring about the heat.

This unusual behavior immediately puzzled Gao Dongqiang: "Why are you so active in completing the task today? Shen Teng, Brother Teng, is this your style?"

"I'm afraid of the heat, I have to go out quickly!" Shen Teng explained.

Dongqiang looked at his expression and felt something was wrong, so he picked up the mutton soup and poured it into his mouth.

"Have you developed muscles in your tongue? Aren't you afraid it's too hot?" Qi Long put down the bowl of soup and decided to let others drink it while he tried to delay Gao Dongqiang.

Dongqiang let the mutton soup stay in his mouth for a while, and swallowed it after the temperature dropped. He turned around and said, "Mutton soup is healthy!"

"Hahahaha, then tell me how you got healthy?"

"I don't know, but it's healthy anyway!" Dongqiang took another bite.

Qi Long continued to delay: "Brother, slow down, eating hot rice is not good for the esophagus, let's take it slow!"

Dong Qiang glared at Qi Long, his eyes full of suspicion.

I didn't expect that Qi Long, a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, also had problems. I was almost fooled by you before. Now you can't hide it anymore, right? It seems that those hands belong to Qi Long!
Dong Qiang has identified three suspects in his mind. They are Qi Long, whom he had suspected from the very beginning, Shen Teng who was suddenly active in the mission today, and Qi Long who has revealed his true colors. Qin Xiaoxian, who suddenly stood up to drink soup, also caught his attention.

This guy is a bit suspicious.
"You, today are just like the day when we were doing the hidden mission together. You think everyone has problems, but in fact, not so many people have problems!" Qi Long drank the soup in small sips, trying to make up for it after he noticed that Dongqiang was looking at him with a wrong look.

Dongqiang was secretly alert, huh? Am I really overthinking it, and having the illusion that everyone is a wolf when playing Werewolf? (End of this chapter)