Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Dongqiang fell into doubt of everything and self-doubt. Under this circumstance, the referendum in the hot spring club began. Dongqiang's eyes swept across each of them, then took out the evidence and began to observe.

Dong Qiang's fierce look made everyone a little panicked, and the scene fell into silence for a while.

"Eh? Why don't you guys try to reason?" Dong Qiang raised his head and asked a soul-searching question.

Qi Long reacted instantly: "I already have the answer, there is no need to deduce it!"

"Isn't it because you are a thief yourself?" Dong Qiang asked.

Qi Long pushed him with the attitude of a supporting actor: "It must not be him, it must be Brother Sha and Qin Xiaoxian, it must be them, they betrayed their brothers!"

“Not us.”

A group of people started clamoring, but Dongqiang had already made a bold decision. He noticed the signatures in the photo and wrote down the names of the other six people during the referendum.

After a while, the program team announced: "Gao Dongqiang wins!"

The other six people will receive massage from an old Chinese medicine master in this hot spring club.

The old master's hand was really strong. Qi Long was sitting, and his hand just touched his shoulder. He immediately felt a piercing pain: "Ahhh!!!"

"The decibel level has exceeded the limit, keep pressing!" Dong Qiangle Hehe commanded.

If she wanted it to be over as soon as possible, she had to shut up and not scream. But with that level of pain, how could she possibly not scream?

Including Yang Chaoyue, each of them received at least two minutes of pain massage experience, and the recording of this episode officially ended!

After the recording was finished, everyone simply had a meal together in the buffet restaurant of the club. They also talked about the variety show festival in a few days and wondered how many people from "Let's Run" would win awards.

However, everyone unconditionally supports Qi Long in winning the Best Variety Show Actor of the Year, whether it is "Extreme Men's Group" at the beginning and end of the year, or "Let's Run" which has accompanied the audience for a year and is different and interesting every episode, including the variety show with the highest number of online clicks "Deyun Douxiaoshe", the main characters of these three powerful variety shows are Qi Long.

Time flies, and the day of the variety show festival arrived in a blink of an eye. Qi Long walked the red carpet twice. First, he and the men's gang walked on the red carpet as a male model, and then he ran to "Let's Run" and posed for a photo running in front of the red carpet.

Then he sat in the middle of the two tables in the front row. The round table on the left was for the Men Gang, and the round table on the right was for the Running Man team. Then the award ceremony began.

Starting with small awards, such as low-cost online variety shows, variety show screenwriters, variety show directors, and variety show teams, after a series of awards belonging to the staff were over, it was time for the artists to receive their awards. Qi Long and Dong Qiang took the stage as the two presenters for the Best Newcomer Award.

The audience immediately began to applaud.

"Good job, when everyone applauds, I feel like I'm performing crosstalk!" Qi Long joked.

Before Dongqiang could say anything, the people below started to make a noise: "Let's sing a song, let's sing a song!"

"I don't have any prepared words, how can I do this?" Qi Long waved his hands, looking unconvinced.

"Yes!" Dong Qiang knew what he was going to say when he saw his state, so he just followed his lead.

"You guys don't know, at today's award ceremony, every regular member of the variety show has the possibility of winning an award, so Dongqiang and I were busy writing acceptance speeches in the back, and didn't write any crosstalk scripts!" Qi Long said.

"Yes, you have to write down clearly who you are thanking!"

"We can't let others thank the leaders or the director, and then we, the crosstalk actors, suddenly have a brainwave and say: Thank your eight generations of ancestors. Can you bear it?"

The whole audience burst into laughter.

Qi Long took out a piece of white paper from his pocket and said that it was a thank-you note written by Gao Dongqiang and he could read it to everyone.

Everyone welcomed him with applause.

Qi Long started to recite: "I am so happy to receive this XX award. What is this XX award?"

Dongqiang explained: "I don't know what award I won, so I'll write XX first, and then I'll fill in the award when it's awarded."

"Oh, what if it's the Best Newcomer Award?"

"That is to win the Best Newcomer Award. I am very honored!"

"Oh~ Then it's the Best Variety Show Artist Award?" "Then it is"

"Then I want the Sexiest Female Artist Award!"

“Does that mean I can win this award?”

A small joke, after everyone laughed, Qi Long got down to business.

He saw this job on a software. An elementary school student's composition was scolded madly by his father, which made Qi Long very happy. So he wrote a crosstalk job called "Writing a Composition". This short segment was used in the impromptu crosstalk performance at the award ceremony.

The award presenters also came up to perform their programs. It was the first variety show festival, so there weren't so many rules, and the programs were usually funny, so they did whatever they could to entertain the audience.

Qi Long continued reading: "I am able to receive this award thanks in particular to Mr. Na Yu, the chairman of Waner Company, and most importantly, to my father, Mr. Gao, who invested in Na Yu!"

"I'm not showing off!" Dongqiang said proudly with a grin, causing laughter.

Qi Long: "My father used to be a prostitute, but later his health declined. I know he worked very hard. It is not easy to work in the service industry. Fortunately, he finally opened a big company with the help of a wealthy female client."

The audience was already laughing. Dong grabbed the paper and said, "What nonsense is this? Did I write that?"

"Isn't it? Look, you wrote here: My father is a duck maker!"

"Isn't there a circle in front? I don't know how to write the word 'roast' for barbecue, so I drew a circle, and it means roast duck!"

A little twist brought laughter again.

Dong Qiang reached into Qi Long's pocket and said, "No, I have to thank you too. I want to thank my wife for winning the award. She always helps me find girls every morning. Huh? Is your wife so nice?"

"sock!"

The two of them used the joke from this illiterate program to make the scene more joyful and full of laughter.

After a while of noise, the two brothers finally presented the awards. The winner of the Best Newcomer Award was: "Run, Deyun Douxiaoshe, Qin Xiaoxian!"

Several variety show groups from the Waner series stood up to congratulate Qin Xiaoxian, and several people from the Running Man team also hugged him to congratulate him.

Afterwards, the Best Contrast Variety Show Actor award was won by Sa Beining, a legal program host who later showed off his funny personality.

For the Best CP Combination Award, Sun Honglei and Zhang Yixing fought their way through the siege and defeated Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang; He Ling, Sa Beining and Wang Ou and Wei Chen's Chengquan CP successfully won the award.

The Best Award was won by He Ling. When he received the award, he congratulated Qi Long: "Sasa and I have already won awards. It seems that the final grand prize will go to Qi Long. It doesn't matter. They all belong to us, the members of the NZND group!"

The director of Shanghai TV and the director of Hunan TV went on stage together to present the final award of the day: Best Variety Show Artist.

"Winners: "Extreme Men's Gang", "Let's Run", "Deyun Douxiaoshe", crosstalk actor: Qi Long!"

Although people around had already started "opening champagne" to celebrate, at this moment, the dust settled, when Qi Long's name was called out, the two programs and some of De Yun's nephews who were regular members of other variety shows sitting in the back, as well as the actors who had participated in Qi Long's variety shows, stood up and applauded to celebrate for him.

Qi Long also shook hands with the artist friends who came to congratulate him one by one, then strode forward and won the trophy for Best Variety Show Host.

The acceptance speech was naturally not the playful wife looking for socks during the award ceremony just now, but a sincere thank you to everyone. Qi Long was like a roll-call machine, nominating even the big-name staff one by one and telling about their hard work behind the scenes.

There was even a hint of humor in his tone: "You guys don't know, but the planners of 'Men's Gang' and 'Let's Run' compete with each other every day to see who loses the most hair. It won't be long before our company doesn't even need to use light bulbs."

Amidst everyone's laughter, he put away his smile and said: "Everyone can see our efforts on stage, but not many people know about their efforts. So as a variety show host on stage, I will work harder in the future so that their efforts will not be in vain."

There was thunderous applause.

After the applause, Qi Long talked about himself: "I am Qi Long, a crosstalk artist. I have liked telling jokes to people since I was a child. When others laugh, I feel a sense of accomplishment. I always think that it is a great thing to make people laugh. Here I pay tribute to all the variety show artists and comedians who bring laughter to everyone.

I also wish all the audience to smile and have fun in the future!"

The whole audience stood up and applauded, a salute was fired on the stage, and in the sky full of colorful flowers, Qi Long took a step back and bowed deeply.

This concludes the award ceremony!
The above is what I want to give to every book lover. I wish you all laugh and have fun. If you can laugh even because of a joke or a plot in this book, I will feel a sense of accomplishment. Thank you for your support. Goodbye!
(End of the book) (End of this chapter)