Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 42 This variety show has no rules
After Qi Long got the box, he was asked to leave the restaurant and go back to his room to wash up. After everyone had completed the task of getting up and got the box, he was notified to go downstairs and take the bus to the starting point of the individual combat mission.

As soon as Qi Long got in the car, he saw Gao Dongqiang sitting in the car. He suddenly had an idea and walked up to him: "Brother!"

"What are you thinking?" Gao Dongqiang felt something was wrong when he saw Qi Long's expression. The two of them were too familiar with each other. He picked up the box that was originally placed between his feet and held it in his arms.

Qi Long coughed lightly: "I'm not fighting for this, what I mean is that we should form an alliance. Think about it, you have military power, I have intelligence, and the two of us are invincible!"

"What do you want to do?" Gao Dongqiang asked.

Qi Long pointed at the bus and said, "There is a space under the bus for luggage. We will ask them to write their names on the boxes and put them in, saying that it is a requirement of the program. Then you can get on the bus and I will secretly put all the things in their boxes into our boxes. Before the competition starts, we will have all ten items!"

Gao Dongqiang didn't agree when he heard it. Instead, he looked at Yan Min in the car in shock and said, "Director, is this okay?"

"You can do whatever you want. We don't have a script. It all depends on the members' performance!"

When Gao Dongqiang heard the director's agreement, he immediately started working with Qi Long, threw his suitcase into the suitcase, and then stood at the door.

Qi Long took a black cloth used to cover camera equipment and crawled into the suitcase below. He covered himself completely and hid inside, leaving a small camera to film himself.

Soon Yue Yunpeng, Guo Qilin, and Zhang Helun came down together. Gao Dongqiang, who was standing at the door, pointed at the suitcase and said, "The director said, ask the director for a pen, write your name on the suitcase, and put it down there!"

When the three heard what their uncle said, they did as he said without asking the director, and the others did the same.

The variety shows in this world are so backward that there is no vigilance. If it were a men's gang, they would have taken it seriously a long time ago!

Today, I will teach you a lesson.

After everyone was on the bus, Qi Long lifted the cloth and began to rummage through the box, putting the copper ear spoon, iron nail clippers, tin foil, wooden chopsticks and tiny porcelain ornaments into his pocket.

The box is not safe, you have to put it on your body!
In order to prevent them from discovering any problems, Qi Long also threw some small parts into their boxes, such as markers and whistles. They would pick them up and shake them as soon as possible to find something inside!

As for Gao Dongqiang? Just stuff him with a few more things, so that he thinks he has a lot of stuff inside, haha!

After doing all this, Qi Long quietly got out of the car, walked around and hurried over with the box in his hand: "I'm late, I'm late, the water pipe in the hotel is broken!"

"Uncle, you have to put the box down!" Shaobing reminded.

"Oh, okay!" Qi Long threw the box in.

The group arrived at the Jilin University campus and were arranged to get off the bus at different locations with their own suitcases.

When everyone got off the bus, the director issued a mission via his cell phone: [Everyone presses the button on other people's chests to attack successfully. After success, the treasure in the opponent's box will belong to you, and the person will become your subordinate. Once you have plundered five kinds of equipment, you can go to the campus radio station for verification.

The radio station will be open in ninety minutes. 】

Qi Long was delighted. Didn't that mean I won directly? I only needed to mess around for 90 minutes, so I won directly, right?

Just when he was excited, Yan Min, who adjusted the program strategy according to the random actions of the guests as he had imagined, sent another text message: [A thief appeared among you and stole all the equipment. Please catch him within ninety minutes!

Your follow-up director has a locator on him. Once a member hides somewhere, the locator will start working and your mobile phone will receive the member's location. 】

What the hell!

Qi Long, who was happy just now, was immediately confused. You just say there is a thief, others don’t know, but Dongqiang knows it’s me. As long as he joins forces with others, won’t I be finished?

The key is not to hide!

That’s great, it’s true that losing is winning and winning is losing!

Just as he was talking, Dongqiang called and shouted, "Qi Long!"

"Dongqiang, someone overestimated our situation. My box has become a marker!" Qi Long quickly explained, "There are no good people among crosstalk performers!"

"is it?"

"Really, you have to believe me!" Qi Long said seriously. "No matter if you are or not, I will eliminate you and you will know. Are you ready to be my subordinate? Wait!" Dong Qiang hung up the phone in a cold tone.

Qi Long stared at the production team: "What kind of horror show is this?!"

Run quickly, or your position will be exposed.

Of course, moving also means risks, and Qi Long soon met a program member, Qin Xiaoxian.

"Xiao Qin, Xiao Qin!"

"Uncle" Qin Xiaoxian remained alert: "Are you a thief?"

"No, I changed the things in my box to marker pens." Qi Long opened the box, and a marker pen suddenly appeared inside.

Qin Xiaoxian also opened his box: "I changed it to a whistle. Who is it? How wicked! I didn't notice it at first!"

Yes, I am a bad person. My name is Qi Delong. If I add Dongqiang into it, wouldn’t it be Qi Delong Dongqiang?

"That's right. There are no good people among crosstalk performers. I guess the first person to get off the bus has a problem!" Qi Long pretended to analyze: "Who got off the bus first?"

"Luan Yunping!" Qin Xiaoxian said, "Brother Luan can't do this, right?"

"Why not? If you think about it this way, what if it was a task given by the program team for him to switch things up? He was just following the task given by the program team!" Qi Long said.

Qin Xiaoxian nodded: "That makes sense!"

Qi Long figured it out. Hiding from Gao Dongqiang would not show his ability. Not moving would expose his position. Moving would increase the risk of being encountered. He should gather a group of people and pretend to form an alliance to prevent Gao Dongqiang from acting rashly. He could bite back when necessary. There were a lot of things in his box, and the clanging noises were louder than those of anyone else!

While walking at a distance from Qin Xiaoxian, they soon met Shaobing on the road. Qi Long's serious analysis fooled Shaobing, and the three brothers formed an anti-Luan Yunping alliance and searched for Luan Yunping together.

Not long after, they ran into Luan Yunping.

Shaobing, the son disciple, and Luan Yunping, the favorite disciple, seemed to be at odds with each other, so they rushed up on the spot.

"I'm not a thief, it's not me, Shaobing, are you a tiger?" Luan Yunping ran away.

Qi Long yelled from behind: "Why are you running?"

"Nonsense, how can I not run if you chase me?" Luan Yunping retorted.

"If you don't run, then we won't chase you, right?"

"If I don't run, you will kill me, right?"

At this time, Cao Heyang came out from the corner and stopped Luan Yunping. Shaobing rushed forward and pressed Luan Yunping's chest.

Luan Yunping sat on the ground panting and threw the box aside: "It really wasn't me, there was only a whistle inside!"

Shaobing was also confused. Huh? Not Luan Yunping? Uncle Qi's analysis just now made sense. He was the first one to get off the bus.

Qi Long immediately put on a stern face, of course, with the kind of exaggerated acting that can be seen at a glance by a crosstalk actor, and pretended to be angry: "How do you talk to your leader? Shaobing eliminated you, you are his subordinate, why are you throwing boxes? You think this is a regular meeting of the Deyun Club, and you throw your phone and start scolding people?"

Luan Yunping immediately looked at Shao Bing in a flattering manner: "Shao Ge! Bing Ge!"

Shaobing, who was a little confused when he saw that he had killed the wrong person, immediately put on a comfortable expression: "Luan Yunping, you have come to this day, hahahaha, so cool, you should be eliminated, hehe!"

"Brother Bing, look at this, if an uncle becomes your subordinate..." Luan Yunping looked at Qi Long with eye drops.

Qi Long turned around and was about to run, but Shao Bing waved his hand: "Uncle, I won't be fooled by this kind of provocation. If it weren't for you, would I have the chance to call Luan Yunping "Little Luan"? Hehehe, Xiao Luan, talk less and do more!"

(End of this chapter)