Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 43 Ten Fakes!

When signing the contract for the variety show, Yan Min told everyone that they should just treat the variety show as a crosstalk stage. They should bully their partners when they should, and they should arrange things for their friends when they should. We don't want to do those ordinary variety shows where everyone is happy and everybody is happy.

The purpose is to have fun, for the variety show effect.

So, Luan Yunping, the vice president, became the first person to be played with, giving Shaobing a back massage.

After a while, Shaobing said he was a little thirsty and asked Xiaoluan to go to the staff to get a bottle of water.

Luan Yunping walked away with a smile, but his face turned gloomy when he turned around.

"Xiao Luan!"

Luan Yunping cursed in a low voice and immediately turned back to ask, "Hey, what's wrong?"

"Master uncle said he wants to drink too, bring two bottles!"

"Okay!" He turned his head and said, "I'll choke you two to death!"

Qin Xiaoxian: "Brother Bing, I want to drink too!"

Cao Heyang immediately raised his hand: "And mine, and mine!"

"Xiao Luan, four bottles of water!"

A deputy general manager was treated like a handyman, and several people laughed unkindly.

No matter how much fun they had, they couldn't forget the main mission. A few people drank the water that Luan Yunping had jogged fifty meters to bring them and started talking about who the thief was.

Luan Yunping was very considerate and ran to give Shaobing a back massage. Just as Shaobing raised the water bottle to drink water, Luan Yunping suddenly increased the strength of his hand, which immediately choked Shaobing and caused him to cough violently.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Qi Long, Qin Xiaoxian and Cao Heyang immediately laughed and applauded.

This is fun, revenge!
It would be meaningless if Luan Yunping didn't resist and just acted as a punching bag.

These crosstalk performers all know that an occasional counterattack from the supporting actor can have a very explosive effect, so they fought back.

While everyone was laughing, Meng Hetang, who saw a large group of people gathered here, ran over and joined the discussion.

"Since he wasn't the first one to get off the bus," Meng Hetang analyzed, "he might have been the last one to get on!"

Qi Long didn't show it on his face, but he felt a tightness in his heart.

Before he could argue, Shaobing next to him waved his hand and said, "The last person to get on the bus was Uncle Qi. It couldn't have been him. He only had a few seconds to run over and put the box down before getting on the bus. How could he have had that much time?"

Good nephew! Qi Long silently praised.

"How about this, can we gain mutual trust and everyone open their boxes!" Qi Long opened his box rhythmically, and there were markers inside.

Everyone followed suit. Including Luan Yunping who was eliminated, there was no copper, iron, porcelain, tin or wood in the six boxes.

Qi Long deliberately paced: "It must be among the four of them, Gao Dongqiang, Zhang Helun, Guo Qilin, and Yue Yunpeng! Is it possible that it is Guo Qilin? He is Guo Degang's son. There is no copper, iron, porcelain, tin, or wood in the box that Old Guo gave us. It was all given to his son!"

"That's not right. In the plot, we are the descendants of ten heroes. Guo Qilin is not the master's son!" Cao Heyang pushed his glasses.

Qi Long immediately looked at the camera: "Director, cut this sentence out. Cao Heyang did not intend to reveal the truth. Guo Qilin is not his master's son!"

"Hahahahaha!"

After laughing, Shaobing said: "Don't worry about anything else. There are six of us and only four of them. Can't we just beat all four of them?"

You see, players with muscles and strength have the same idea, just go for it head-on.

At this time, Qi Long's cell phone rang. It was a call from Zhang Helun.

Qi Long pressed the hands-free button: "Hello!" "Hello, uncle, it's He Lun!"

"Oh, you dialed the wrong number. Goodbye!" Qi Long hung up the phone. Before hanging up, he could still hear Zhang Helun's "Uncle" voice on the other end of the phone.

"Hahahahaha! Don't even give me a chance to finish my words!"

Not letting people finish speaking is also a common technique in crosstalk, using the fact that they want to say something but can't as a joke and a highlight.

Zhang Helun called again, and Qi Long answered again: "I'm recording a variety show, please don't call me, bye!"

Hang up again, score twice, and the comedic effect is enhanced.

"Hahaha, Lun must be depressed now. I'm also recording a variety show," Luan Yunping laughed.

As it turned out, he had predicted it. The other four people who were about the same distance away were gathering together. Gao Dongqiang originally suggested that Zhang Helun call to get Qi Long's location, but Qi Long dialed the wrong number and hung up because he was recording a variety show, which made the other three, except Zhang Helun, laugh.

"Uncle Gao, does Uncle Qi hate me?"

Gao Dongqiang smiled and shook his head: "No, he just has something on his mind and doesn't dare to talk any more. Catch him! Call him when you see him!"

"okay!"

The four-member group here started to act, and the six-member group on the other side also divided into two teams to search for other people. Qi Long, Cao Heyang, and Qin Xiaoxian were in one group, and Shaobing, Luan Yunping, and Meng Hetang were in another group.

Qi Long brought Qin and Cao into the building. His target was not Gao Dongqiang and the other four, but to find the broadcasting room. As long as he waited until the broadcasting room opened and went in, he would be victorious!

Of course, their excuse was that these people might be indoors. Unexpectedly, the whereabouts of the three were discovered by Guo Qilin. He did not make it public, but called Gao Dongqiang. After all, his small body was no match for Qi Long and the other two.

Inside the building, Qi Long and three others searched the five-story building for a long time but didn't see anyone, so they took the elevator down from the fifth floor.

The elevator stopped at the second floor.

That's not right. It's summer vacation now and college students are on vacation. There shouldn't be many people on campus, so we applied to borrow the venue. If people need to attend classes, they certainly can't make trouble in the school.

When the door opened, it turned out to be not a passerby, but Guo Qilin.

When Guo Qilin saw the three of them, he turned and ran.

How could he not chase after him? Before Qi Long could say anything, Qin Xiaoxian and Cao Heyang rushed out. Qi Long also stepped out of the elevator door to follow the crowd. He was not very interested in eliminating Guo Qilin because he knew that the thief was definitely not him.

However, as soon as Qi Long walked out of the elevator door, he saw Gao Dongqiang rushing out from the corner.

What a trap!
Qi Long immediately returned to the elevator and desperately pressed the door closing button. Cao Heyang, who had a keen eye, also hurried back. The elevator slowly closed, and Qin Xiaoxian's tragic cry came from outside the door: "Uncle, Fourth Brother, save me!"

There was no way to save anyone, it was too dangerous outside. Qi Long and Cao Heyang looked at each other and gasped for breath, looking exhausted. It was tiring enough to search the building, and they had to go through such a shock after that.

"It's so scary, Uncle Dongqiang rushed towards me like a bull!" Cao Heyang sighed.

"Hurry up and tell Shao Bing that Gao Dongqiang is in this building, let him come to help! Only muscle can fight muscle!" Qi Long suggested: "Let's move outside and move away, and then go up to help when Shao Bing comes!"

Qi Long has already made plans. Even if Shaobing comes, he won’t help. He will go to another building to find the radio station!
Qi Long's plan was very successful. When Shaobing's group came to confront Gao Dongqiang's group with Qin Xiaoxian, he did not step forward, but ran away directly and successfully found the radio station in another building. He began to anxiously calculate the time.

When a large number of footsteps came towards this side, when he saw Gao Dongqiang leading Shaobing and others whose chests were already burst, the door of the broadcasting room opened and Qi Long took the lead and stepped in!
Sighs and arguments were heard outside the door: "I said it was him, how could you be fooled by him?"

"Uncle Qi is so mean!"

Qi Long inside the door was extremely excited. He quickly took out ten instruments from his pockets and placed them on the table: "Verify!"

Director Yan Min, who was wearing sunglasses, took a look and said, "Kick him out. Why are you trying to fool people with ten fakes?"

"Ah?" Qi Long was stunned and couldn't believe it.

Ten fakes?!
(End of this chapter)