Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 53 The Case Begins

Qi Long was singing and acting at the same time. Professor Guo happily drank one glass after another. Soon he felt dizzy and stood up and waved his hand: "Oh, I can't handle the alcohol. I need to go back and rest. Director, please send someone to Yihong Courtyard to pick up the top girl Yu Qianqian. I want to listen to that little song without clothes, hehehe."

Not long after Guo Degang returned to the house, Zhang Helun and Qin Xiaoxian in the restaurant got up and left the restaurant, followed by Guo Qilin, who said that he also could not drink.

Only Sun Honglei, Qi Long and Meng Hetang were in the restaurant. After a while, a young, unfamiliar child ran over.

As soon as he saw Sun Honglei, he spoke fluent Japanese. Sun Honglei listened and nodded seriously, but he was actually reading the report handed to him by the other party.

"Baga!" Sun Honglei slammed the table and stood up.

Qi Long, the actor who seemed close to Country B, and Meng Hetang, the businessman who worked for Country B, immediately stood up and lowered their heads carefully.

Sun Honglei looked up at the two of them and said, "You two are my friends from Country B. Don't worry. Come on, bring Yu Qianqian up to me!"

Yu Qian, dressed in women's clothing, was brought up by several young men. Qi Long, Meng Hetang and other crosstalk performers who were watching all started to hold back their laughter.

Sun Honglei was also amused: "Is it really Yu Qian? She looks like a top star too?"

"You people from country B are overusing it!" Yu Qian was being held hostage but he didn't let other people's words fall through. This is the master of supporting roles.

"Hahahaha!" Everyone couldn't hold back their laughter after hearing Yu Qian's words.

Sun Honglei walked forward, squinted his eyes, and slapped his own palm with a pia. The third-level actor Yu Qian also turned his head away in cooperation.

At this moment, everyone's smiles stopped abruptly.

Although a closer look revealed that the slap was fake, the sudden slap still caused the entire scene to fall silent, and even the director team were all scared!
"Yu Qianqian, you bitch! Tell me, how much confidential information did you steal? Tell me, where are you going to meet today? Tell me, and I won't kill you!"

Yu Qian laughed loudly: "I am a ruthless bitch. I am not sentimental about my country, but about my personal feelings! Invaders must die! Country A must win!"

After saying that, she bit hard and black blood flowed from the corner of her mouth!

Sun Honglei was shocked and rushed forward and shouted, "Pinch her mouth open for me, pinch it open for me, damn it! Drag her away. Those who are against our great country B, don't think that you can be freed by death. Take her to the secret laboratory and use her as an experimental subject. It just so happens that the laboratory is short of corpses for experiments!"

Sun Honglei turned around and scanned the entire room, "We are even more short of living test subjects!"

This sentence was a warning to everyone present. Sun Honglei's villain oppressive aura was fully activated, making many people afraid to look him in the face.

Sun Honglei nodded with satisfaction and asked his men to go upstairs to inform Mr. Guo that Miss Yu could not come. When his men went to pick her up, they ran into her in contact with resistance elements and discovered that she had confidential information in her hands.

As a result, something terrible happened. Professor Guo died in his bedroom.

Stepping outside the plot, we can say that the old couple have both returned home, their recording is over, and they just need to come over and show their faces!

Back to the plot, when Professor Guo died, the door was locked and the windows were closed.

That is to say!

"This is a closed-room murder case!" Yue Yunpeng made the detective declaration while holding a cigarette holder.

He is a detective of nationality A at the police station of country B. After the incident happened, he was transferred here by Chief Sun to investigate the case!
The murderer was identified among the nine of them. Yue Yunpeng went to look for evidence, and the nine people were gathered in the conference room at the same time.

Luan Yunping and Qin Xiaoxian were given some extra things by Director Sun because he disliked them (they lost in the last round). There were acupressure pads under the seats and on the backrests, and they had to sit and lean firmly.

The two men cried out in pain and sat down. Qi Long pointed at Qin Xiaoxian and asked Zhang Helun: "You two are brothers, right?" Zhang Helun waved his hands quickly: "If we are not, we don't have to share the same hardship!"

"What I mean is, good brothers, shouldn't you sit on his lap to make you look closer?" Qi Long said with a wicked smile.

Zhang Helun understood immediately and sat on Qin Xiaoxian's lap, causing Qin Xiaoxian to wail in pain, "Brother Lun, stop, help!"

Shaobing immediately ran to Luan Yunping's side upon seeing this, and shouted, "Manager, let's get closer!"

At the same time, he sat on Luan Yunping's legs, causing Luan Yunping to scream in pain, and then he hammered Shaobing's back to ask him to go away.

Shaobing was still happy: "Look, I give him a massage and he gives me a massage, we are like brothers!"

"I told you to get out!"

At this time, Yue Yunpeng came back from investigation. When he saw such a good thing, he immediately rushed up and sat on Luan Yunping's other leg, torturing the vice president together with Shaobing.

After all, this is a variety show, there is no need to be too serious. It should be serious when it should be serious, and funny when it should be funny.

Only when Sun Honglei came in did everyone stop working. Yue Yunpeng began to report his investigation findings. Preliminary judgment was that the little black fat man died of suffocation, but it was unclear whether it was physical suffocation or suffocation from taking medicine. He had ordered the police officers to start investigating what the professor had eaten and drunk.

Sun Honglei asked with a fake smile: "Anything else you found?"

"No more!" Yue Yunpeng shook his head aggrievedly: "Director, don't you praise me?"

Yue Yunpeng's unique crosstalk style of acting cute and funny made Sun Honglei's facial muscles twitch for the first time, but as a professional veteran actor, he immediately shouted:
"Did you find anything useful? You want me to praise you? You stay here and discuss with the nine of them. In an hour, you will hold a referendum. The one with the highest number of votes is the killer. I will interrogate him severely, extremely severely!"

Sun Honglei left the room again, leaving time for everyone.

Xiao Yueyue hosted everyone to introduce themselves and learned the current identities of most people.

The merchant brothers He Lun and Xiao Xian, Longmen Hotel manager Luan Yunping, chef Shao Bing, and waiter Gao Dongqiang are the hotel service staff. In addition, the hotel has long-term tenant Cao Heyang, Mumbai Ban who is staying today, and his friend, the writer Guo Qilin.

Qi Long was merely invited to the dinner, he had no place to stay, and he didn't even leave the restaurant.

At the same time, no one here knew him, or rather, they knew Qi Long, but Qi Long didn't know them. It seemed like Qi Long was a person who had jumped out of the story and was just invited here to perform a play.

“What do you usually sing?”

[The peach leaves are pointed, the willow leaves cover the sky, Grandpa Ming, listen carefully to me, this incident happened in Longmen Hotel, a man died in Longmen Hotel, his name is Guo Degang. The deceased is Guo Degang, he is not tall, his eyes are cunning and bright, just like an old gangster! ]

"Hahahahahaha!" At first, everyone felt it was a bit abrupt when they saw Qi Long suddenly singing "Exploring Qingshui River". It turned out that his uncle had improvised another song. Although it didn't follow the rhyme and he changed the tune, it was still interesting.

As soon as Qi Long finished singing, Gao Dongqiang clapped his hands: [The autumn rain continues, and frost falls on the Qingshui River. What an old rogue, he should be dragged to the river and drowned. It would be better to take Yu Qianqian with him. The two of them are a bitch and a dog, forever and ever, ah hey hey! ]

Everyone laughed again, Uncle Dongqiang is not bad, this is also a beautiful wish, I wish Guo and Yu will be together forever!
"Stop singing. Even if Yu Qianqian is a prostitute, how can she be worthy of Professor Guo?" Qi Long asked righteously, and then reacted: "No, I said it the other way around. How can Professor Guo fall for a prostitute?"

When shouting, Qi Long's eyes were looking at Gao Dongqiang. The two partners didn't say anything, but their eyes recognized each other.

Qi Long’s secret code for connecting: you sing the first paragraph of "Exploring Qingshui River", and he will continue with the third paragraph. At this time, you have to interrupt him with righteous words.

My comrades in Longmen Hotel!

(End of this chapter)