Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 70 Junior Brother Can Also Become Senior Uncle!
Early the next morning, the actors from Douxiaoshe arrived at the gathering place.

Qi Long looked at the familiar building and said, "Isn't this the Qiangsheng Building? I was here two days ago!"

"Oh? Is this Uncle Qiang's father's company?" The group of people exclaimed in amazement.

Yan Min nodded, and after everyone stood up, she said, "Due to insufficient funds, we directly used the head office as one of the recording venues for this episode. There is no venue fee, it's free!"

"Why don't you charge the venue fee?" Gao Dongqiang immediately stood up and shouted, "Any money you can earn is a lot. My dad doesn't want it, so give me the venue fee!"

All crosstalk performers are like this. No matter how generous they are in private, when they are in front of the camera or on the stage, most of them are portrayed as stingy, because there are rules in the crosstalk industry that wealth cannot be shown on stage (except for the characters in crosstalk).

Qi Long immediately squeezed forward: "Forget it, forget it, I agree!"

"What's the use of your consent? I am my biological son and you are my godson!" Gao Dongqiang shouted immediately.

Qi Long waved his hand: "Dong Qiang, you don't know that I call your father godfather on the surface, but in fact, we are good brothers. We are brothers, so you have to call me uncle!"

Gao Dongqiang glared at him, locked his neck and walked out of the camera: "I'm going to take care of something!"

"Camera, where is the camera? Hurry up and follow me, someone will die!" Qi Long, who was held hostage, shouted hurriedly.

The nephews laughed out loud.
Dong Qiang was just playing around for a bit, so he let Qi Long go and put him back.

Qi Long sighed in frustration, then said to the camera: "Dongqiang is not that violent, it's all for the show. He is very friendly in private. Don't take it seriously. Xiaoxian, tell me, what did you see of Dongqiang in private!"

This is to pass on the topic and give other actors a chance to perform. Before the recording started, he and Qin Xiaoxian arrived first and thought about this.

Qin Xiaoxian's expression was serious: "Indeed, we were performing a group scene together that day, and Uncle Dongqiang came first. I pushed his dressing room to say hello, and found that he was applying nail polish at the time!"

Dongqiang was shocked himself and laughed: "What the hell?"

The other nephews applauded and cheered: "Uncle Qiang has this side of him?"

Everyone was laughing, but Qin Xiaoxian had a blank expression on his face, calmly accusing Dong Qiang. After the laughter died down, he continued, "Also, I heard that Brother Bing and Uncle Qiang made an appointment for canthoplasty surgery together!"

They both used to be overweight and had too much fat on their faces, which made their eyes look smaller. Even after losing weight, their eyes didn't get much bigger.

After Qin Xiaoxian finished speaking, everyone laughed again.

At this time, the director team released the members' recent information, and Qi Long, who was in charge of the situation, said, "The movie starring our Xiao Yueyue is about to be released, right?"

"Yes, the National Day period!" Yue Yunpeng nodded immediately.

Qi Long nodded: "Okay, let's go to the next topic! Dongqiang's father went to see Dongqiang's performance. Yes, I did go to see it!"

Yue Yunpeng, who had a lot of things to say for publicity, and Gao Dongqiang, who suddenly felt taken advantage of, were both stunned for a moment.

Gao Dongqiang came and dragged Qi Long away from the camera again, and shouted at Xiao Yueyue to continue promoting, and we will go back after you finish the promotion.

"Camera follow, camera follow!" Qi Long shouted again.

A group of crosstalk performers came up to stop the camera and said, "No need to follow me, Brother Yue, hurry up and promote it and say a few more words."

Yue Yunpeng took the opportunity to start promoting, saying that he and Liu Yan were a couple in that play!
Zhang Helun: "You play her bodyguard!"

"Why is he a bodyguard? I think that fat guy is a driver!" Luan Yunping praised.

"Cook, cook!" Guo Qilin also expressed his opinion. "Dog!" Shaobing shouted immediately.

Yue Yunpeng exclaimed, "Ah!" "I'm playing Liu Yan's boyfriend!"

"If someone licks a dog, he's not a dog anymore, right?" Qi Long and Dong Qiang came back arm in arm, seemingly in a good relationship, but Qi Long was limping and needed support.

Yan Min was laughing so hard on the side. The crosstalk performers are really something. As long as you give them a topic, they can start having fun.

After a little noise at the beginning, Yan Min announced the content of today's program:

"In the crosstalk industry, the Deyun Society has very strict rules. Junior brothers have to be respectful when they meet their senior brothers, not to mention when they meet their uncles!"

Qi Long nodded: "Indeed, this is only possible because there are cameras. Without cameras, they would have just knelt down to me and Dong Qiang!"

"I was kneeling and crying at the same time. Uncles, you left so early." Zhang Helun responded immediately.

“We still have to applaud!”

“And we have to smile and applaud!”

This is the joke from Qi Long's "Peeling the Jacket", which made people laugh again.

"Hey, don't be too slow and don't interrupt the director!" Qi Long immediately maintained order, which led to a round of complaints.

Weren't you the one who interrupted first?
Yan Min continued to explain the rules, saying that in this episode, nephews have the opportunity to become uncles, and younger brothers have the opportunity to become older brothers, and they would disrupt this relationship in the show.

Upon hearing this, Qi Long and Dong Qiang were fine, but everyone else was happy.

According to the ranking of the previous day, they were about to enter the building. Qi Long was first, and he was on the tenth floor; second was Guo Qilin, on the ninth floor; third was Dong Qiang, on the eighth floor, and so on.

The tenth and ninth floors are occupied by uncles, and the next eight floors are fellow disciples, namely Yunhe Jiuxiao, Longteng Sihai and the eight divisions of disciples.

Qin Xiaoxian successfully became Qin Haixian, Cao Heyang became Cao Siyang, and Shaobing became Jiubing
Everyone muttered their new names as they entered the building, one floor at a time.

Qi Long, who was on the tenth floor, saw a magnificently decorated corridor as soon as he entered. There was also a director's monitor that could see the images of the nine floors below. There were candles and synthetic steaks on the table.
Looking at the other people in the surveillance camera, the situation became more and more miserable as they went down. Qin Xiaoxian was directly in the messy basement.

The rules of the game were announced over the radio: a one-on-one ascending PK, with the tenth looking for the ninth, and the eighth looking for the seventh. The winner would stay, and the loser would return to the next level. After the game was over, the people on the tenth level would be fixed and become disciples of the Haizi class.

Qin Xiaoxian clenched his fists and cheered himself up, he must win!
"Today, I want to be the uncle-master!" Qin Xiaoxian shouted.

The others also cheered themselves up and got on the elevator. The first round of the game was about tearing stickers. Everyone had a sticker with the Deyun Douxiaoshe logo on their back, and the one who tore it off was the winner.

"Brother Long!" Guo Qilin's current identity is a senior uncle, so he just calls him "Brother"!

Qi Long nodded: "I'm here, Dalin, our senior brother Guo Degang has been in poor health recently. I'm on the phone right now, you can talk to him!"

As he spoke, Qi Long took out his phone and turned on the speaker.

Guo Qilin, who had just called his brother with high spirits, immediately became timid. He held the phone and whispered, "Dad?"

"Hey, after all these years, I finally heard this!"

Yu Qian's voice came from the phone, and Qi Long, who had successfully played a prank on him, immediately laughed with satisfaction.

(End of this chapter)