Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 72 Winning is Losing, Losing is Winning

No one expected that this ranking was actually linked to meals. When they arrived at the Qiangsheng canteen, the table of Gao Dongqiang, the number one, was filled with fried steaks, sliced ​​roast duck, fried prawns, braised lion's head, and all kinds of delicious food.

The second place is shaobing. There is no freshly fried steak, but there are other meat dishes.

Later on, there were fewer and fewer meat dishes and more and more vegetarian dishes, until it even became a lunch box with three vegetarian dishes and one meat dish.

The so-called ordering meat means there are only some meat scraps in the lunch box, and you can hardly see any meat.

I hurried to Qilong, the third from the bottom, and had a small plate for breakfast, a plate of shredded potatoes, and a box of rice.

Cao Heyang, some pickles and a steamed bun.

Qin Xiaoxian. A rice ball, without any seasoning.

Everyone sat down to eat. At this time, a man with the demeanor of a big boss, followed by several men in suits and ties, walked into the cafeteria. Gao Dongqiang and Qi Long stood up immediately, and his fellow apprentices also stood up when they saw him.

The person who came was Dongqiang's father, Gao Qi.

"Godfather!"

"father!"

Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang hurriedly greeted him, and everyone stood up and called out: Grandpa!
"Oh my god, I'm a grandfather now, it would be great if this were true!" Gao Qi laughed.

Qi Long pointed at Dong Qiang and said, "Uncle Dong Qiang, did you hear me? Godfather dreams of holding his grandson. Hurry up. Godfather, take a look at Director Yan Min. Hug him!"

Everyone laughed, thinking that Yan Min was a "grandson"!

Gao Qi laughed: "If you want to hold your grandson, you can't just hold anyone you want, right?"

Everyone laughed again. Is Gao Dongqiang’s father so funny?

Gao Qi suddenly became confused, pointed at Dong Qiang and asked Qi Long: "You call him uncle?"

"Yes, according to the variety show setting, I am now a generation younger than him!" Qi Long explained.

Gao Qi nodded and shouted to Dong Qiang: "Oh, brother, eat well!"

Everyone burst into laughter and couldn't even handle Gao Dongqiang, the supporting actor.

Gao Qi knew that they were recording, so he came to watch during work hours. The chairman naturally didn't have to work from nine to five, so he came after lunch time.

After he left, everyone started to eat. Qi Long's plate of side dishes was not enough to go with the meal, even if he ate them one by one, it would not be enough. So he set his eyes on the food on Dong Qiang and Shao Bing's table.

"Uncles, you two don't eat fried food because you are doing fitness. How about your nephew help you eat the prawns?"

As soon as Qi Long took the lead, Luan Yunping, who was eating some meat in front of him, and the two who were even worse off behind him, all followed closely and said they could help.

Gao Dongqiang slammed the table and asked them to stand up and give him a lecture.

"We are crosstalk performers, not beggars. We must have the dignity of crosstalk performers, you know? In the past, when we crosstalk performers were lying on the ground, holding trays to entertain people, our hands could not point upwards, they had to be held flat. This is an old rule, do you understand?" Gao Dongqiang "trained his apprentice" in a serious manner.

"You can eat if you want. You have to earn your living with your own skills!"

Qi Long immediately smiled and said, "Uncle Master, are you listening to Guankou or Taiping lyrics?"

"Let's recite the poem 'Young China' that we just talked about! Start from the rising of the red sun and recite until the end of the country without borders!"

Except for Qi Long, the other three all took out their mobile phones to recite the text. Qi Long started to recite confidently. He did not have a high level of education on the stage, but that was his character setting. He had memorized a lot of serious poems.

Just say it out loud: "The red sun rises, its path is bright. The river flows out of the hidden stream, rushing into the ocean. The hidden dragon soars into the abyss, its scales and claws flying. The young tiger roars in the valley, and all the beasts are terrified."

As Qi Long began to recite, someone from the director team who was familiar with this segment whispered in agreement.

Qi Long turned around and pulled them over, carrying them on his back together.

"How beautiful are the young Chinese, who will never grow old. How strong are the young Chinese, who will never grow old with the country!"

"Okay, take it!" Gao Dongqiang handed him a plate of fried shrimps.

Qi Long bowed to express his gratitude and was walking back when Zhang Helun from the Yun Department called out, "Junior brother, give me half of your shrimp!"

"what?"

"What? Senior brother wants to eat too, you have to show him respect?!" Zhang Helun asked arrogantly, "I'm not afraid of the fat black guy Guo Degang, so why should I be afraid of you?"

As soon as these words came out, Guo Qilin, Yue Yunpeng, and Meng Hetang in the back also looked up at the shrimp in Qi Long's hand. Luan Yunping even stopped reciting the text and stared at it.

"Uncle is robbing!" Qi Long turned around and looked at Gao Dongqiang.

Gao Dongqiang waved his hand: "I can't control it. It has nothing to do with me."

"Puh, puh, puh!" Qi Long spat at the shrimps a few times, thinking he could control them, but they said it didn't matter and he could peel them.

Just like that, Qi Long only had three prawns left on the plate that he had earned by reciting the text. Qi Long muttered, "Deyun Society is such a big, happy family. Do you still want to steal something from your junior brother? Give me your pickles!"

As he said that, Qi Long brought all the pickles that Cao Heyang had been saving to himself.

After being stunned for a moment, Cao Heyang took away the only bottle of water that Qin Xiaoxian had swallowed the rice ball with and gulped down half of it.

When Zhang Helun, who built a new tomb, came to the area, those in the front started to grab the ones behind because of their eyes.

Cao Heyang's pile of pickles was snatched all the way from Qi Long to the sesame cake table. Gao Dongqiang didn't want to eat it, saying that there was too much salt, so he didn't grab the sesame cake.

Just as everyone was making a fuss, Director Yan Min spoke up: [There are still ten minutes left. If you don't take the corresponding clean-up action, you will be relegated to the lowest ranking. The more food is left, the lower your ranking will be. Those who have finished eating will move up in order.]

As soon as these words were spoken, the people in the front suddenly panicked.

what?
The bottom four in Longteng Sihai are singing a song, our food is little and will be finished soon!

Qi Long admired in his heart, Director Yan is really good, he made losing a win and winning a lose, and a blessing in disguise, he played it very clearly!

Zhang Helun quickly picked up the remaining seven or eight prawns and said, "Uncle, these are your prawns!"

"Don't call me uncle, I'm your junior brother. Senior brother, those are your shrimps. As a junior brother, you should respect your senior brother!" Qi Long replied in a servile manner.

"Junior brother, do you still want to eat? Brother will give you meat!" Guo Qilin quickly asked Luan Yunping.

Luan Yunping shook his head: "We are crosstalk performers, not beggars. We must have the dignity of crosstalk performers, understand?"

Cao Heyang followed closely behind: "In the past, when we were doing business, we couldn't even put our hands up when we wanted to support the money field!"

Qi Long: "This is the old rule, do you understand?"

Just as Gao Dongqiang scolded them, the four people from Longteng Sihai responded in a sarcastic manner.

"You can ask us to eat, but you have to perform a show, like sing a piece of rhyme!" Qin Xiaoxian was even showing off.

"Hahahahahaha!" four of them laughed together.

Qi Long gave an idea at this time: "The four of us should help one person to eat. If we all help, they will all go up and we won't be able to make any progress."

Meng Hetang and Yue Yunpeng, who had relatively less food, ignored them and started stuffing the food into their mouths quickly.

Guo Qilin, Zhang Helun and Shaobing, who obviously couldn't finish their food, immediately started reading out the dishes. They all spoke in unison and paused in unison, very neatly.

As for Gao Dongqiang, he chewed slowly.

Qi Long was dissatisfied. Why are you so leisurely and have no desire to win? What variety show are you participating in?

He immediately asked, "Is Uncle Qiang ready to call Gao Haiqiang?"

Gao Dongqiang said slowly: "There is also a rule that you cannot refuse a gift from an elder!"

Shaobing's eyes lit up when he heard this.

We are of the same generation as each other, not the elder, but he is the uncle now!

The four people's faces changed. Uh, did the reversal come too quickly?

Qi Long was shocked. His partner's reaction was really fast. He had thought of a way to reverse the situation right away? But he was not panicked.

"What did you say? I can't hear you clearly. My hearing is not good. We need to go wash our faces. Come back in ten minutes. Bye!"

Long Teng Sihai left, but Yunhe Jiuxiao stayed. The elders gave him some food, and Yunhe Jiuxiao turned into Long Teng Sihai.

But Zhang Helun was cunning. He hid Gao Dongqiang and Shaobing's dishes under the table before distributing them to them, causing Shaobing to sink underneath as well. Qin Xiaoxian and Qi Long, who finished eating the fastest, counterattacked and became two uncles!

Cao Heyang's steamed bun was not as easy to swallow as rice, so he was a step slower, but he did get the word "cloud" as he wished!
(End of this chapter)