Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 77 Crosstalk Performance at the Game Carnival
Whenever he has free time, Qi Long will take out his mobile phone to watch videos. Now he no longer needs to worry about coins. He draws a guaranteed amount every day, some useful but not very useful props, and then starts watching videos from another world to find inspiration.

Qi Long was stunned when he saw the song "Young China" sung by a singer from another world on the homepage.
The mobile phone chat was leaked, and we talked about skin care. I can understand that skin care was pushed in the short video on the same day.

Has it been upgraded to monitoring now? When I was recording, I memorized "Young China", and you can push me such a song?
High technology.

Fortunately, the software in this world does not have this function, so you won’t be pushed ads on the same day when you chat with your friends about what you want to buy.
After listening to the children's songs for a while, Qi Long began to compose.

The carnival event for that game is about to begin, and he also has a crosstalk performance to perform. The performance must be related to the game, but Qi Long hopes to make passers-by laugh as much as possible, and that even those who have never played the game can understand it, so he has to write something more popular.

Through reading materials, he found that: in any game, there are players complaining about the problem of [River God].

For example, many shooting games change the color of blood to green or black in order to avoid appearing bloody and violent. In short, it cannot be red.

For example, in card games with illustrations, no matter whether male or female characters, too much skin exposure is not allowed. They used to wear vests, but now they are changed to T-shirts or even long sleeves.

Many games have also made large-scale one-size-fits-all changes to the chat function. Many words cannot be typed, and even the word "stimulation" turns into asterisks.
This is a common thing in games, and it can even be said to be a thing in the entertainment industry. Novels, games, videos, and forums all have these parts, and they can be added to crosstalk to make jokes wrapped in sarcasm.

It’s like watching a commentary video from another world. Heads cannot be called heads, they should be called points; the Bloodthirsty Sword should be called the Absorbing Sword; and all nicknames should be changed to positive ones!

However, after all, I am being paid to perform, so I have to ask the organizer's opinion. What if I am not allowed to say that, then all the crosstalk I created would be in vain, right?

So you have to communicate with the organizer first, and if it doesn’t work, try other jobs and creative ideas.

The operation person in charge was not sure, so he reported it to his supervisor, who only gave a reply the next day: It’s feasible!
Their show "Canteen" is also often complained about, so this is nothing.

Qi Long began to write the script. During the writing process, Dong Qiang called him. Qi Long answered the phone without thinking: "Hello!"

"Where is the travel program? I've been dragged to a scenic spot to be a cliff cleaner, picking up trash from the cliffs."

Hahahahahaha.

Qi Long immediately realized that his buddy had been dragged by the production crew to "Amazing Challenge". He was definitely a cleaner. This was quite scary. If it were Qi Long, his whole body would probably freeze. He felt weak in the knees as he looked down from the railing on the fifth floor.
"Ahem, sorry, no sales pitches, no buying!" Qi Long held back his smile and treated the other party's call seriously as a sales pitch, then hung up the phone, giving them a show effect.

The Alliance’s eighth anniversary carnival was a grand affair, with a program schedule that took up three or four hours. Many well-known artists and internet celebrities attended.

The most famous one is the singer Zhou Jue Lun who participated in the performance competition with Dong Qiang.

In addition, there are the well-known middle-aged youth Wang Datong, Xiaokai from a youth group, the middle-aged internet addict Chen He, the actor Lin Gengxin, a band with a little fame overseas, and a popular contestant in Tencent's girl group talent show, etc.

The host is Zhu Zhen, the host of Modou TV.

In addition to the performances of these artists, there are also internet celebrities hosting related games.

But everyone is singing or dancing, the only difference is the lines of the voice actors and CGs. Their crosstalk is unique.

To be honest, this is the first time for the two brothers to perform crosstalk in such a large venue. We are a little nervous. If this fails, it will be really disappointing.

But as the show started, the brothers' tension subsided.
The reason is simple: the previous shows gave them confidence.

The accidents of those internet celebrities who sing are a little bit serious. They are either breathing weakly and making no sound, or they are simply out of tune, or they sing the lyrics wrong or something.

The chain of accidents was not ended until Wang Dadong came on stage and rocked the place with his good friend the guitarist.

The past has been like that, how can we be any worse? After all, we are crosstalk performers who have performed so many shows, what are we afraid of?
"Please enjoy the crosstalk: "I Love League", performed by Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang!" Zhu Zhen announced the show, and the two brothers walked onto the stage in suits from the contestants' stage, and the audience gave them encouraging applause.

This is not a performance of the Deyun Society. People come here for the crosstalk. They may come to see their idols perform or watch a star show. It's good to be able to reach out and clap.

That is to say, since "The Comedy Club" is popular now, Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang are very popular, otherwise, there might not be even this little applause.

The live streaming platforms on the Internet are also full of question marks. Why are the crosstalk actors here to join in the fun? Are they trying to take advantage of the popularity?

This carnival invited a host to have a car accident and also asked crosstalk performers to join in the fun?

Qi Long didn't pay attention to the applause, and smiled as he started talking about the opening: "Our alliance is getting better and better now, with such a big carnival."

"Yes!"

“It has become a demonstration event at the Asian Games this year.”

Gao Dongqiang said: "It's a pity that it wasn't broadcast!"

With just this one sentence, there was laughter at the scene. The audience resonated with it. At that time, there was no live broadcast platform for the Asian Games e-sports event, which made the audience who wanted to watch the Chinese team anxious and looked for the broadcast source everywhere.

When performing crosstalk, it is important to narrow the distance between the audience and the audience, so that the performance will go much more smoothly.

Whether it is talking to college students about postgraduate entrance exams, talking about Lao Guo in a Deyun performance, or mentioning this here, it is all to narrow the distance.

The effect was obviously good and everyone laughed.

"Indeed, even though it wasn't broadcast, we still want to congratulate our Chinese team for winning the gold medal!" As Qi Long said this, the audience applauded and cheered.

In this game, the Chinese division has always been suppressed. There has been no finals champion in eight years, and there has only been a champion in the mid-season tournament. Every year is the most promising year, but every year it disappoints everyone.

This year, except for the finals, the Chinese division won several games. The audience was optimistic about the Royal Never Give Up team in the Chinese division, so the official organized this carnival with a big investment in order to attract more players to return.

"I am like many gamers. I used to play often when I had time, but later I played less because I was busy. But I still watched the competitions all the time!" Qi Long continued to talk about the common topics using his identity as a gamer.

"That's right, there's no time!"

"I used to be so awesome. In S2, I climbed onto the level of Super Master using skateboard shoes!" The baggage was thrown out. This was a character that didn't exist at the time, and there was no setting for Super Master.

Gao Dongqiang stopped him immediately: "You are talking nonsense, aren't you? S2 has skateboard shoes? There are extraordinary masters?"

"Then I remembered it wrong. I was using the Outlaw, the male gun!"

"Please wait a moment, the title reported is wrong, the male gunner is now called Gunfire Maniac!"

"Ah?" Qi Long was surprised.

Gao Dongqiang explained: "You haven't played for a while. I changed it. I changed eight heroes!"

"Why change it?" Qi Long asked.

Gao Dongqiang seemed to be about to answer, but he took a breath and froze, then raised his head: "Yes, planner, why did you change it?"

This is standing on the player's side, and everyone laughed.

ps. In a parallel world, time doesn’t follow the same path as our world. After all, this isn’t a rebirth story~
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(End of this chapter)