Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 78 When the clapper book meets the game
Qi Long spoke up at this time: "I know why it was changed!"

"why?"

"Isn't it the Asian Games? This means that e-sports will become an official event. Once it becomes an official event, it will be broadcast on TV. Anything that is broadcast on TV must be more rigorous. Isn't that the case with our crosstalk? We are not allowed to say anything about ethics!

The alliance also needs to be regulated, and only with regulation can it go further!" Qi Long acted sensible.

"Oh, that's what happened! So the hero changed his name!"

"How many did you change?"

"Eight!"

Qi Long asked: "Are there any?"

Gao Dongqiang talked about the titles of eight heroes before and after the name change. The Desert Butcher was too bloody, so it was changed to Desert Sand. The Flame Soul of Revenge, but the word revenge was not good, so it was changed to Burning Flame Soul, and so on.

"Not enough, far from enough. This is definitely just the first batch. More will have to be changed later. I think there are several more heroes who should have their names changed!"

"Tell me about it!"

"Twisted tree spirit, how can it be a spirit? And it's twisted. Change it! Change it to: Hundred-year-old tree man!"

"Has it become a place to train talents?"

"Throwing a tree son is to cultivate talents, Scarlet Reaper, that vampire must also be changed!"

"How to change?"

"Change to blood-drawing volunteers. Listen to how positive this is. Let the opponents on the other side donate blood for free!"

The whole audience burst into laughter, this is outrageous, are the volunteers for blood drawing okay?

After Qi Long and everyone else laughed, there were several more people who came up, such as the Blood Harbor Ghost, which was changed to the Dock Bodhisattva; the Desert Grim Reaper, which was changed to the Desert Living Buddha; and the Devil Clown, which was changed to the Sunshine Boy!

Every time you say one, the audience will laugh!
Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang were extremely fast, like a machine gun. Qi Long mentioned an old name and shouted that it needed to be changed. Gao Dongqiang immediately followed up with "What to change". Qi Long gave a name that no one expected.

"The death of the Deathsinger was not good, change it!"

"Change what?"

"Ode to Joy, when you use your ultimate skill, just say [The holy, beautiful and brilliant light of the Goddess of Joy shines upon the earth. We come to your temple with enthusiasm in our hearts!], and ring the little bells of joy above the heads of the five opposing heroes!"

Gao Dongqiang scratched his head: "Are you deducting blood or adding blood?"

Qi Long suddenly looked at Gao Dongqiang and shouted, "Okay!"

Gao Dongqiang was immediately frightened: "What's wrong with you?"

"Your suggestion is very good. I suggest that the game be changed so that every hero starts out with very little health. Attacking the enemy will increase his health. When his health is fully increased, the hero will smile and wave at you to thank you, then return to the fountain to count down!"

"Taking heads, and saving people instead?"

"Even getting a kill should be changed, it should be called points."

"Are you crazy about the changes? The commentator said it's reasonable to get a kill, don't you think it's weird to get a point?"

Qi Long looked at Dong Qiang again: "Speaking of commentary, this commentary needs to be changed. Previously, there was a commentator named Duoduo who said that Jax was like a demon slayer from heaven, a real Tai Sui God on earth! It's too rude, it needs to be changed!"

"You want to change this too? How do you change it?"

"It's like a savior from heaven. What a great role model for the world!"

"Wow!" The commentator in the front row and the audience in the back row burst into laughter. The barrage on the Internet also changed from question marks at the beginning to "hahahaha". Many talented netizens also typed their own ideas for changes in the barrage, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room continued to rise.

Qi Long became interested again: "Oh, that's great. I'll do a traditional allegro called "Jax Conquers the Dragon". We can use this poem in it."

"Traditional allegro? There's a joke about the game League? How come I don't know about it?"

"Just hit the board for me. I didn't bring a board with me. Listen to me:"

Under Qi Long's direction, Gao Dongqiang picked up the clappers with a confused look on his face and began to play. Qi Long found a rhythm point and began the performance:

[F6 spreads his wings and flies freely, Jax holds a lantern and shines brightly, Master Yideng is famous all over the world and is known as the ultimate singles king]

Qi Long started to sing a paragraph, and in the interval, Dong Qiang even complained: "Traditional allegro also has English, F6"

Qi Long continued to sing. This part was actually a modified short segment of Wu Song fighting the tiger. After all, "like a demon lord slaying the tiger from heaven" was about the story of Wu Song. As long as Wu Song was replaced by Jax, game elements were added, and the tiger was replaced by an ancient dragon in the end, there would be no problem.

At the beginning, many audiences did not think they could get into the fast-paced storytelling. However, when they saw the fast-paced storytelling which was highly related to the game, they were all attracted. They listened carefully to Qi Long singing the fast-paced storytelling and were curious about what would happen next.

In the story, Jax came to a store selling weapons, and the store sold its own products to the weapon master:
[I have: Sheep Knife, Bloodthirster, Cloth Armor, Ruined Three Items, Heart of Steel, Corruption Potion, Red Potion, and Anger Potion, which tastes better than Maotai.

The weapon said: "Okay, okay, I want all your weapons, bring me some more mixtures to try!"

After finishing three bottles of potion, the weapon master Jax was not satisfied and wanted more. He argued with the boss and insisted on continuing to drink. He used threats and inducements to force the boss to drink a total of eighteen bottles and was ready to go out.

Knowing that he was going to the lower river, the boss quickly stopped him:

[You can't go to the river in the lower lane. There is a dragon's nest in the river in the lower lane now. An ancient dragon king spawned. He ate the pedestrians passing by and threw the remaining bones aside. Two or three heroes dare not move, and four or five heroes have to wear divine equipment. I advise you to continue to rest here. It's not too busy to leave when you have enough people! ]

"We are going to encounter a dragon!" Gao Dongqiang explained while clapping his hands.

Soon, Jax reached the river in the bottom lane. Qi Long let out a "whoosh" and Dong Qiang immediately began to speed up and beat the clapperboard. Qi Long's muttering also began to get faster and faster, using a fast tone to describe the oppressive feeling of the Ancient Dragon King.

[A gust of wind blew in all directions, and an ancient giant dragon king flew in the sky. The dragon was dozens of meters long, its breath was emitting blue flames, and its row of steel teeth was terrifying. The crab was so frightened that it dived to hit the weapon. The weapon panicked and hit the wall when it flashed! ]

"Good!" The audience cheered in unison.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was also full of 6s. These game players, who may have never been exposed to the fast-paced storytelling, were attracted by the clear pronunciation and fascinating performance of the fast-paced storytelling.

[Jacos thought, I shouldn't be so panicked, I am a duel champion who has taken the elixir, the Grandmaster's power shines, and the counter storm can reduce damage. He jumped up and slashed, and beat the dragon king hard. I don't know how many times he hit it, but the dragon can no longer be crazy. He just beat the dragon to death, and his soul flew away and blood gushed out. Jacos continued to fight and would not let him hurt anyone again.]

After Dongqiang's crisp two-beat allegro, Qi Long concluded:
"Jax is famous for his ability to subdue dragons and eliminate evil for the people! This is him, like a savior from heaven, a true role model for the world, this Jax:"

Qi Long said this and stopped talking with Gao Dongqiang.

Many people in the audience immediately shouted, "Awesome!"

This is a classic joke in the league's commentary, and the audience knows it.

Qi Long shook his head and gave a thumbs up: "Positive energy!"

"Go to hell!" Dong Qiang pushed him.

At this point, the crosstalk ended, and the two men bowed and left the stage, receiving thunderous applause in return.

Many game players who had never been exposed to crosstalk before and did not watch variety shows remembered Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang through this crosstalk performance!
Some people also discovered through this performance that quick-speaking storytelling is so interesting!

This paragraph is still the work of [Kuaiban Metaverse] UP master, he often changes comics and games into Kuaiban books, a very interesting treasure UP.

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