Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 79 Special Event Preparation
"You two are amazing. I watched with my own eyes as the screen changed from full of question marks to full of 'hahahaha' and '666'."

After they stepped off the stage, Acong, who was preparing for the star show in the backstage, smiled and praised the two.

Gao Dongqiang bumped into his friend. Both of them were second-generation rich people. They met at a party. Since they both liked playing games, they had always been gaming friends. After Acong set up a Ji Club, he often invited Dongqiang to watch offline games, and they had a good relationship.

"It's mainly because he's awesome. He wrote all the books. I was picking up trash at the bottom of the cliff at that time!" Gao Dongqiang pointed at Qi Long.

Ah Cong shook hands with Qi Long and said, "Now I have to listen to your crosstalk every day before going to bed!"

This was obviously a polite remark. Although Qi Long was not a rich second-generation, he had been with Dong Qiang for a long time and had heard Dong Qiang talk about things in his rich second-generation circle.

Apart from Dongqiang, a crosstalk practitioner, which rich second-generation would listen to crosstalk as his bedtime entertainment?

You can’t even imagine their entertainment, do you know?

Qi Long smiled and said, "How many people are listening?"

"Are you clapping while listening?" Dong Qiang asked casually.

"We are grateful to you for sleeping with us!"

"You have to pay. We can't be cheaper than the influencers, right?"

The two of them sang the same tune, and Ah Cong immediately reached into his pocket and said, "Here, one hundred yuan for forty minutes. I'll take the whole night!"

"Hahahahahaha!" the three of them laughed.

Once this sentence was uttered, it meant that Acong really listened to their crosstalk!
Dongqiang is going to take part in an exhibition match soon, and Acong comes to take him to the backstage room with computer equipment for emergency training. Qilong is not interested in watching them play games, so he goes back to the waiting room to watch the stage performance on the big screen.

On the way, I met Dadong who was packing up to leave. The two exchanged WeChat because Dadong saw a fan edited clip of Qilong's crosstalk in his fan circle, in which Ulabaha appeared.
Later in the lounge, several popular contestants from the girl group talent show who had just finished their performance came knocking on his door and asked if they could take a photo together. They said they were tired from training at the base and listened to Qi Long's crosstalk before going to bed at night.

Qi Long could tell that among these girls, only one was a real fan, and her smile was obviously more genuine, while the others had standard professional smiles.

It seems that they either came to accompany their sisters, or were forced by their agents and assistants to expand their circle.

"De Yun Dou Xiao She" is very popular now, and Yan Min has also begun to prepare for a TV variety show. With the support of the wealthy Gao Qi, the big company has flourished and recruited several variety show directors, and has cooperated closely with De Yun Society.

There are programs where Lao Guo tells storytelling and Xiao Yue does talk shows.

Now it seems that the development momentum is good. As one of the only two big-name artists, Qi Long is also the good friend of many management companies and artists.

Because she was a girl and they were off the stage, Qi Long didn't make any jokes about "sleeping with her".

"I don't perform enough crosstalk, you can listen to my senior brother Guo Degang!" Qi Long replied with a smile.

The girl who was laughing happily immediately retorted: "No, no, I got scared when he said 'Xiao Fan'!"

Qi Long nodded in agreement. This situation had also occurred to him when he was listening to Guo Degang's crosstalk in the hospital. The high-pitched voice with a bangzi accent immediately startled the drowsy people.

"Hahaha, so happy. I'll criticize him later and tell him to stop singing 'Jiao Xiao Fan'!"

This girl's name is Yang Chaoyue. Qi Long watched the girl group's performance just now. She is the most dull one among them. She has a kind of beauty that her limbs have just been tamed. She is not suitable for singing and dancing. However, she is very popular. When these female members were introduced one by one, her cheers were the loudest.

Of course, Qi Long also memorized the names of several other people. His memory had been enhanced, so he was very fast at memorizing names and reciting new lines.

He called out their names one by one and took photos with them. He then said with high emotional intelligence that he was a fan and asked them to sign autographs for him. Then they left the lounge.

The carnival lasted until the night. After the performance, there was a star show. Initially, the organizer wanted Qi Long to be the commentator. Qi Long's gaming level was not high, but he understood the game and did not refuse.

People should still do what they are good at and not get involved in other fields. He is good at crosstalk, and it is enough for him to be good at crosstalk.

However, he did accept an interview and was asked which team he supported in the star exhibition match.

"You asked that question. Dongqiang has been my partner for more than 20 years. We grew up together, so I support Team Zhou Jue Lun."

However, Gao Dongqiang performed well. He used a muscular hero to beat a female artist from the opposing Zhou Jue Lun team. For this, he also won the favor of many audiences. Everyone affirmed Dongqiang's performance: e-sports does not require emotions!
Qi Long and Dong Qiang have gained the favor of many game players with their performances in crosstalk and exhibition matches.

The most surprising thing is that many investors have seen their commercial value. These two people can perform crosstalk on a stage where there has never been any crosstalk performance before, and they can create crosstalk related to the theme.

So, occasions and programs that had never thought of inviting crosstalk performers to perform crosstalk in the past now invite them.

For example, the girl group talent show invited them to perform crosstalk on the night of the finals.

The head of Tencent's variety show department is still extremely optimistic about Qi Long.

But after Qi Long and Dong Qiang discussed it, they decided not to accept it. On the day of the finals, the ones who should receive the most attention should be the girls who have been competing for several months, and they should not steal the show.

As for other programs that don’t have fixed protagonists, you can participate in them.

But now, the two are focusing on their solo crosstalk performances. Tickets are already on sale and were sold out as soon as they were released.

This is very different from their previous commercial performances and wire festivals. Everyone comes for them, so of course they have to work hard to make the price of the ticket worth it. "Weight Loss Diary" is a program, and "Full of Knowledge" and "Criticizing the Three Kingdoms" are comedy programs.

There is another program in which the two are going to perform a traditional piece, "On Dreams".

The reason for choosing this program is that there are many polite people like Acong and the girl group artists who said they listened to their crosstalk before going to bed and sometimes dreamed of them performing crosstalk in their dreams.

This reminded Qi Long of another world he had seen during his hospitalization, the work of the Grand Master who chased after the guy who refused to eat and the little prince who was Hou's second apprentice. The adaptation was very interesting.

Lao Duanzi’s article “On Dreams” talks about what dreams indicate.

The young prince carefully choreographed a story about dreaming about going to hell, which included many jokes.

Qi Long was shocked when he heard it. After searching, he found out that this young prince was a good crosstalk artist, but he went to do talk shows and later became an actor. Qi Long said it was a pity.

This world does not exist because of the disparity between parallel worlds.
In that case, let us give this classic to everyone!
Wang Zijian’s crosstalk is also very good, especially during the time he partnered with Chen Shuo, he came up with a lot of good jokes. Those who are interested can listen to them.

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