Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 87 Secret Couple
After the special show ended, Qi Long and Dong Qiang treated everyone to a meal to thank the supporting actors and went to a restaurant together.

What’s interesting is that the restaurant owner knew them and insisted on giving them a discount.

"It's not a broken bone, is it?"

Qi Long's words made the restaurant owner and everyone at the table burst into laughter!
The humor of crosstalk performers is often revealed inadvertently in life, when they subconsciously respond to others' comments, tell jokes, and so on.

The language art of crosstalk also comes from life. Interesting and novel things in life can be incorporated into crosstalk.

Take this restaurant for example, it is very popular. Everyone is queuing up at the stairs on the second floor. On the corner railing of the stairs, there is a decorative ball. You can see it from a long distance. It is shiny and the surface is so smooth that it reflects light.

When several people arrived, Xiao Chi was just queuing there, and he subconsciously reached out his hand and started rubbing it.

The fact that it can be polished so brightly is definitely the credit of the public. Everyone who is waiting there will polish it!
After Qi Long found out, he joked with his boss and said that he had thought of a side job. If someone's walnuts or balls were dry and rough, he wanted them to be rounder.

Then give the boss some money and put it on the railing of the stairs where you queue up, and it will be ready in a few days!
"Then I'll give everyone a cactus!" Gao Dongqiang joked, and there were bursts of laughter in the private room.

Everyone was toasting here, and the audience recording of the special show had also been uploaded to the Internet. In an instant, a large number of crosstalk lovers and fans of Qi Long and Dong Qiang went to watch it. UP hosts who specialized in commenting on crosstalk also watched it live, and the live broadcast room was filled with "hahahaha".

Especially "On Dreams", which has never been performed in a small theater. It started with the Black and White Impermanence coming out to say tongue twisters, and the video barrage and the "hahahaha" in the live broadcast room never stopped.

When it comes to the explosive gag of "eat with dip", there is a high energy scene in front of the screen at the beginning.

Many online viewers also lamented that they missed the time to buy tickets and were unable to watch the show offline, which was a bit of a loss.

Regardless of the feedback online and offline, Qi Long and Dong Qiang have proved the box office appeal and commercial value of their crosstalk. In the future, their crosstalk shows and commercial performances will only increase more and more.

That night, he received a message of congratulations from Miss Wanyi.

What he didn't expect was that the next day, just after returning to the capital, before recording the latest episode of "The Comedy Society", he met Zhang Wanyi.

On that day, he came to a recording studio early in the morning and recorded "I Steal Oil for My Motherland". CCTV took a fancy to this song and wanted to release it on the video website using its official account, accompanied by a video of the beacon country's atrocities in the third world.

His schedule was to attend a variety show recording at 11 a.m. after recording the song.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I came out of the recording studio, I met Zhang Wanyi, seven or eight staff members from the Douxiaoshe, and Yan Min.

"What's going on? Isn't the recording started at 11 o'clock?"

Yan Min waved her hand, and two male staff members came and put a chest-strap microphone on him and announced the task:
"This episode is a competition between a male team and a female team. You two are a secret couple, which is equivalent to the third party lineup in Werewolf. You must complete the couple task certification challenge during the variety show recording without being discovered by others. In the final vote, if you don't get the highest number of votes, you will win alone!"

"Secret couple?" Qi Long was surprised. He was concentrating on recording the variety show and asked, "What mission?"

Zhang Wanyi smiled beside her, with a little blush on her cheeks.

"When we get to the set, our couple staff will demonstrate the moves, and you two just need to follow them!"

There is an engaged couple in the production team of Douxiaoshe. The man is a jib photographer and the woman is a creative editor.

There is no rule against in-company romance in a startup company. Qi Long recognized them and pointed at the two people behind Yan Min and shouted, "Da Ming and Lan Lan, you two kiss for the show effect. I am willing to sacrifice myself for the variety show!"

He looked back at Zhang Wanyi, with a wicked smile on his face, rubbing his hands together with a lustful look.

Zhang Wanyi knew that Qi Long was not such a person in private, and the camera was turned on for the show effect, so she gently pushed Qi Long: "Brother Qi, I had snail noodles for breakfast!"

As we all know, snail noodles taste delicious, but they smell even better!
"Xiao Chi, find me two cloves of garlic. I can't let this go to waste!"

"Then I have to eat some onions!" Zhang Wanyi is a girl from Northeast China. Although her experience studying in the south and listening to drum music has made her dialect less northeastern, she still has the humorous genes and the spirit of never admitting defeat of the people of Northeast China, and she immediately started a fight.

Qi Long: "Then I'll eat two pieces of ginger raw!"

“I eat Wangzhihe stinky tofu!”

When Qi Long mentioned this, he thought of the disgusting food rhymes he had memorized for "On Dreams".

He opened his mouth and said: [Then I eat Yin Saner's bean juice, the crew's canned herring, the stinky amaranth stems from Jiangsu Province, and the stinky meat buns from southern Henan.]

Zhang Wanyi stood aside like a supporting actor, listening to him finish, and spread her hands: "Then go eat, I won't complete the couple mission!"

"No, go buy some flavor freshener!" Qi Long's face changed immediately and ordered Xiao Chi.

The staff were all laughing, but this time their laughter was not like the laughter that Qi Long laughed at in the previous recordings. Instead, it was a silent laughter, inexplicably.
Yan Min smiled and said, "That's wishful thinking. I'm not like that. I'm a serious director!"

"Then I'll feel relieved, so she won't take advantage of me!"

Zhang Wanyi pushed him, and the two of them officially accepted the task and started discussing it seriously. For example, when recording, they had to pretend that it was the first time they met today, and they couldn't reveal that they had met before today!

At ten o'clock in the morning, Qi Long arrived at the recording location. Luan Yunping, Shaobing, Meng Hetang, Guo Qilin and Yue Yunpeng were present. A glance at the lineup showed that these six were the six people with the highest votes in the previous crosstalk performance.

In the last episode, everyone went to a nursing home and an orphanage to volunteer, and the voting audience for the crosstalk performance were retired elderly people and children in the nursing home.

Qin Xiaoxian's handsome face did not get any extra points, but instead dragged Gao Dongqiang, who was in the same group with him, into the bottom four. There was a penalty for the bottom four in this round.

The punishment was that Gao Dongqiang, Zhang Helun, Qin Xiaoxian and Cao Heyang appeared on stage wearing wigs in an extremely eye-catching manner.

When the six people heard that there was a female guest, they were speechless. They walked to the director in unison and started to complain: "Be a human being, where is the female guest?"

While they were still arguing, two girls came in arm in arm, wearing cheongsams and looking very pretty.

One is Zhang Wanyi, and the other is the youngest of the Seven Flowers, a girl group newly signed by the Waner Group. Her name is Muzi, and she has long straight black hair.

The men’s team, who were very dissatisfied just now, are even more dissatisfied!

Qi Long jumped up and shouted: "This is too much! Why can they be on the same team with the girls after losing? Is this a punishment or a reward? This is too much!"

(End of this chapter)