Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 88 A very discerning crosstalk artist

After Zhang Wanyi performed a drum music and Liu Muzi performed a Chinese-style dance, the competition between the two sides officially began. Before the start, everyone said that there was a secret couple mission.

They caused everyone to shout and scream, and they had to be caught.

The first round of the competition is held on a farm where there is a cylindrical haystack. After the game starts, people standing on the haystack can pass through within the specified time and can rest on the side. The team whose people pass through wins.

Everyone was concerned about the game, but Qi Long was concerned about the couple of staff members.

When we arrived at the set, we saw the man naturally put his hands in his pockets and the woman held his arm.

Wanna hold hands?

It’s hard to hold hands if you’re not in the same team. It seems like I have to find a way to get through. I secretly completed this couple task while watching!
Qi Long, the senior uncle of the men's team, was thinking about his own tasks, while Dong Qiang, as the absolute commander of the women's team, had already begun to arrange tactics.

At the beginning of the first round of the game, both sides began to fight for the haystack. Dongqiang and his three nephews were guarding the haystack, wanting the two girls (who had already changed into sportswear) to get on the haystack first.

The Qilong team accelerated forward, and with the advantage of numbers, Shaobing successfully rushed over and lay on the haystack and refused to come down.

As the one minute time was about to expire, Qi Long suddenly realized the opponent's tactical intention.

That’s not right!

Shaobing is the strongest fighter on our side. He passed directly and we are finished in the next round.

Qi Long, who was being dragged by Dong Qiang, shouted hurriedly: "Shaobing, come down quickly, come down quickly!"

"Ah?" Shaobing looked up at him blankly: "Ah?"

We are here to rob the haystack, why do you want me to come down?
The whistle blew to end the game, and Shaobing passed alone. Yue Yunpeng, who also didn't react, cheered with Shaobing. Qi Long stopped him: "It's over, our strongest force is gone!"

When these words were spoken, the men's team who reacted were all stunned.

Gao Dongqiang's women's team was cheering for the success of their tactics. At the same time, Dongqiang glanced at Qi Long and thought that his partner's reaction was a bit slow today. Shouldn't he have thought of this as soon as the rules came out?
Then he saw Zhang Wanyi, smiled and shook his head, he understood, her intelligence had dropped!
Dongqiang, who originally planned to leave Qi Long alone on the field to be ravaged, quietly changed the victim from Qi Long.

Give him some help, let him watch the game and chat with the girl, and then find someone else to bully.

In the second round, two girls passed;

In the third round, Qi Long didn't want to leave, so Dong Qiang held him and forced him onto the haystack.

Looking at the four brothers who were looking at each other in bewilderment, Qi Long had a humiliated expression but was ecstatic inside, as he had a chance to complete the couple's mission.

But he was suspected.

Guo Qilin and Cao Heyang pointed at Gao Dongqiang and Qi Long and said, "You two uncles are a secret couple, right? Why do you want to be carried like a princess? Why?"

"Save energy, I'll hold you like this later!" Gao Dongqiang shouted righteously with a clear conscience.

Qi Long also shouted at the side: "Let me be his secret lover? Why not just kill me? How bad is my vision?"

Guo Qilin and Cao Heyang looked as if they saw through everything. It was obvious that they had subconsciously believed that the princess hug was a hidden task and the two senior uncles were a secret couple.

Qi Long didn't care. He said he could vote for me, as long as he didn't vote for Wanyi and me at the same time, and we would win as a third party.

He even considered whether to divert the blame to someone else.

What Qi Long didn't expect was that as soon as he reached the viewing area while he was thinking, Zhang Wanyi pulled him over and held his arm as if nothing had happened. Afraid of being too obvious, she still clung to him and covered her arm with her clothes.

Qi Long was shocked. It was too obvious. He raised his head and made eye contact with Shao Bing. Shao Bing sighed, "Uncle Master, we are completely defeated!"

"Oh!" Qi Long breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Shaobing didn't have much tact!
After another three rounds of competition, Guo Qilin, Meng Hetang and Luan Yunping from the men's team were all forcibly sent away from the competition venue. Only Xiao Yueyue was not carried to the haystack by Dong Qiang because of his weight. He was isolated and helpless, with a look of despair on his face, and he could do nothing to watch others go up the haystack one by one.

The tragic scene caused everyone in the spectator area to laugh. The women's team just laughed innocently, while the men's team laughed and applauded to cheer them on.

But in the face of absolute strength, cheering is just a drop in the bucket. In the first round, the women's team won.

The second round of the game became a question-and-answer session about traditional culture instead of strength, and the task for couples was to hold hands.

Similarly, after answering a question correctly, Zhang Wanyi raised her hands and high-fived Qi Long, wanting to interlock their fingers. However, when Qi Long saw that everyone was watching, he quickly stopped the action.

"Wanyi, did you find the wrong person? We are in the same team!" Gao Dongqiang was speechless.

Zhang Wanyi pretended to have just reacted and covered her face with her hands and laughed.

Afterwards, when everyone was answering questions, the two of them secretly stood together, stretched their hands out from their sleeves and interlocked their fingers.

At the same time, Qi Long also implemented a plan to divert the trouble. When Gao Dongqiang was answering questions, he rushed over and covered his eyes from behind. Although he was hit by two elbow strikes that looked painful but were actually not that painful, he successfully won the victory.

And he was naturally highly suspected.

The third round of the game was shoulder to shoulder, which was simpler because this round was a separate chase. Whoever's name was picked up could be eliminated. Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi found each other first and completed the couple task on a bench.

The two high-fived and cheered. Qi Long looked at the camera with a proud look: "Three tasks, and none of them were discovered. These crosstalk actors are too ignorant, aren't they?"

At the end of the couple task voting session, Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang were voted out due to the strong suspicion of Guo Qilin and Cao Heyang.

When it was revealed that the real secret couple was Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi, everyone was stunned.

Guo Qilin covered his head and said, "I thought my uncle and Miss Wanyi were really in love!"

“I think so too.

I even helped them cover up. When they met, they held hands. I quietly moved in front of the camera! " Shaobing was also confused.

Gao Dongqiang asked: "While answering the questions, they were holding hands and walking around. Who of you saw it?"

More than half of the audience raised their hands.

Luan Yunping ran out and took out his phone: "I didn't see it, but I took a picture of this!"

In the photo, Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi were sitting together on a park bench, with Zhang Wanyi resting her head on Qi Long's shoulder.

Qi Long was shocked and Zhang Wanyi covered her face.

It turns out that it’s not that he has no vision, it’s that he has too much vision!
Everyone thought they were really dating, so they didn't think they were a secret couple, and they even helped cover up for them.
No matter what, Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi won and got the winning couple's gold ring. Everyone cheered: "Why don't you two just have a real relationship!"

Qi Long looked at the camera and said, "Well, we are going to get the marriage certificate next week. Please give us your money in advance. Come on, give us your money."

As soon as the money was mentioned, all the noise stopped.

Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi laughed and said, "See? This is the crosstalk performer from Deyun Club. They are all dressed up!"

Amidst laughter, the recording of the variety show portion of this hilarious episode ended.

(End of this chapter)