Tianjin people will never lose SAN
Chapter 201: The House Has No Furniture
Chapter 201: No Furniture in the House (I)
After this shout, Liu Yonglu, Shi Weitian and the other four all looked up in shock at the fat man in front of them. Liu Yonglu had prepared a lot of words to fool him, but he didn't expect the fat man to agree with just a few words without even running.
Liu Yonglu didn't say anything. He looked the fat man up and down, inside and out. He felt that the fat man's stomach was moving up and down, left and right, as if there was a little mouse hiding under his white coat, perhaps because he was full or something.
"Let's make it clear that our relationship will end when we learn from each other. When 1408 is released, you will remember me and buy me a bag of good tea. That will be your filial piety.
If you ignore me on the street, I won't be offended. If you feel bad, call me when we meet, and I can't ignore you either."
"Okay, Dad, I'm ready."
The fat man had a serious expression, his eyes were full of desire for knowledge. The four people behind him, Lin Brown and the little genius were all dumbfounded, staring at Millie Tang, thinking, how could they have found out a big guy in his fifties during the investigation mission?
Millie Tang looked calm as usual and secretly waved at the three people, meaning, forget it, just watch the show.
This was not the first time she had seen Liu Yonglu doing something immoral, and she knew him too well what kind of person he was.
But... she also glanced at Mr. Shani. This guy was a little unusual. If those followers had no intelligence, their behaviors would be roughly the same as those of wild beasts, and it would be completely impossible to communicate with them.
But if they have intelligence, they are all very shrewd, and their cruelty and cunning are far beyond that of humans. No one knows what's wrong with this guy's brain, and he was trapped by Liu Yonglu before he could say a few words.
"Well, if you want to learn the knowledge of this room without furniture, should you learn it from the beginning or from the middle?"
"Then of course, learn from the beginning."
"Okay, I'll take care of an honest child like you."
Liu Yonglu reached out to Millie Tang:
"Handkerchief."
Millie Tang didn't know what he was going to do, but she still handed him her purple handkerchief.
"If we want to learn first, we have to dress up and reenact the scene."
As he spoke, Liu Yonglu folded a strip of cloth from his handkerchief and put it on his head. The fat man followed suit and folded a strip of cloth from his white napkin and put it around his head.
"Raise your hand a little higher on your shoulder, because we are acting out the scene where the father and son go to the beach for mass, and they are holding sacrificial knives in their hands."
Liu Yonglu raised his left hand into a fist and placed it on his left shoulder.
"But ceremonial knives are usually carried in the arms, not on the shoulders."
"What do you know? We are not sacrificing ordinary people, but creatures in the sea, beasts in the abyss. If they are short, can you dig them out?"
The fat man Shani was shocked. This person was indeed extraordinary. He was a worshiper of gods but dared to provoke even the monsters in the sea. He was worthy of being a person who could come and go freely in 1408.
You must prick up your ears and listen carefully later. It will be too late to regret if you miss a word.
"We were on our way to organize a mass ceremony, and as we were walking, we saw a dreamland on the side of the road."
Liu Yonglu stood up and waved his hand in front of him:
“The scenes in the dream were intertwined and changed, and the mysteries were endless, but there was only one thing: there were only countless strange rooms and not much furniture.
At this time, as a son, you ask me, and I will pour out all the dry knowledge in my stomach and teach you all the causes and consequences. "
"it is good!"
Listening to Liu Yonglu talking about Zhenggen, the fat man standing nearby imitated Liu Yonglu's posture and demeanor exactly. The four people behind him were curious and stretched their necks to listen, wanting to know what Liu Yonglu could teach them.
"There are a few lines of lyrics in it, all of which are mass incantations used to call upon the gods above the starry sky."
Of course there is! The fat man nodded slightly. It would be strange if he had no words. The existence of the spell showed that this person was indeed a real talent and had a great background.
"Nothing to do today."
Liu Yonglu's shout scared Xia Ni so much that he shuddered. What kind of tune is that? No wonder this knowledge was passed down orally without any written records, and his accent could not be described in books.
"Nothing to do today."
The fat man imitated Liu Yonglu's singing, but he didn't have Liu Yonglu's singing skills, so his singing sounded like a wolf's howl. "I'm fine, and you're fine too? Then who will preside over the mass later? Who will the gods listen to? You have to sing the next line!
Mass on the seashore."
"Oh... Mass at the seaside."
"I came to this in a dream... ah."
The voice was so tortuous that the other five people present, including Mr. Shani, could not hear clearly what Liu Yonglu sang. The fat man was so beautiful. It was a good thing that I was not asked to sing this line, otherwise I would never be able to learn it even if you kill me.
"Mass by the sea."
"And still say Mass? Just one! You can't say more than that. You have to sing the fourth verse."
"So what's the fourth sentence?"
"I saw the furniture, Mo Ying'er!"
Liu Yonglu shook his head and taught the fat man the improved version of the tree without leaves, and he was also tired. This was an impromptu song. He had to make up the words for the next sentence in his head while singing with his mouth.
"I saw the furniture, Mo Ying'er!"
After Xia Ni finished singing, he looked straight at Liu Yonglu. He was singing the main part and the other party was about to tell him the secret of 1408!
"Don't be in a hurry. There is another line after this. It is quite long. We must sing it together and in unison.
The clapper must be placed accurately. I will sing it once for you to feel it."
"Put down the knife. One, two, three, stabbed the sacrifice and put down the knife. No need for the knife!"
If Mr. Shani could barely keep up with the previous few lines of the spell, he really had a hard time with this one. When Liu Yonglu sang, his lips moved a few times, but he couldn't keep up with a single word.
"Mr. Bean...Mr. Bean..."
"Ok?"
"Dad, what do these sentences mean? Can you sing them slower?"
"Come, let me explain to you. We were going to mass, but suddenly we saw a distorted dream before our eyes. We wanted to explore the forbidden knowledge buried deep inside. That must mean something. Should we offer sacrifices?"
"You should give it!"
"That's right. We two were chanting spells while offering blood sacrifices to the sea monsters to show our respect to the gods. The one or two bodies were the sacrifices."
"Oh……"
Shani suddenly realized that if he didn't explain it, he would have to reproduce the scene. Without his father to explain it to him, he would not be able to understand it no matter what he said.
"It won't work if you sing too slowly. Our spells are very structured, and the good thing about it is the structure.
How about this, you practice on your own first, I'll pack up, and then we can sing together after you're done practicing."
Liu Yonglu turned his head and saw that the little genius brother and sister and Lin Bulang were all looking at him in disbelief. At first, the three of them thought that Liu Yonglu was joking, but after hearing the last sentence, the three of them were convinced. After all the joking, it turned out that the other person was really good at it. This thing could not have been thought up on the spur of the moment.
Only Millie Tang turned her back. She had to hold back her tears of joy.
Why did Liu Yonglu let the fat guy practice for a while longer? He also passed a few jargons to those people and explained.
"Gentlemen, get your swords ready. If you don't like the sound of cuan, we'll have to fight shoulder to shoulder."
What does this mean? Everyone, prepare your tactics. If this fool doesn't fall for it later, let's go together and teach him a lesson!
Hey, here comes today's work. The inner side of 1408 is full of mysteries and contains countless secrets. Many people have actually guessed who Nodans is. I originally rearranged the letters to form a new name, but I felt it was too obscure, so I simply changed it a little bit. It's not difficult to guess.
But do you know who Mr. Shani is? I didn't change his name at all. There are many stories about him and his people in coc.
After the National Day, the weather will start to get colder. Please keep warm and don't catch a cold.
(End of this chapter)
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