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Chapter 202: No Furniture in the House (Part )

Liu Yonglu knew very well that no matter who performed the part about the tree without leaves, there was no way the joke could be resolved in the end. If the funny man told the supporting actor that it was a telephone pole, the supporting actor would never be convinced.

Why did he deliver food to the fat man and pretend to be the father and son to tell this story? It was not because he had nothing better to do. He wanted to test the fat man's character and to build a relationship with him.

If a peaceful solution is possible, it is better to do so. Let's put aside the truth or falsity of the information obtained through torture. If one of your own people gets hurt in the conflict, that would not be good and would be considered an unfulfilled goal.

But if you can't fool them, you have to be prepared. Hehe, big fat man, if you don't accept my toast, you will have to drink the wine for punishment. But don't blame Liu Touer and Lin Touer for being cruel and vicious.

The fat man's mouth was sore from practicing and his forehead was sweaty. Liu Yonglu thought, that's enough, let's continue.

"Come on, lead!"

Liu Yonglu led the fat boy to sing the position they had just practiced.

"Put down the knife. One, two, three, stabbed the sacrifice and put down the knife. No need for the knife!"

The fat guy actually couldn't keep up, it was mainly Liu Yonglu who was leading the way, and he was humming quietly beside him.

"My son!"

"Ah."

"Hmm? Just "hmm" is not enough. Is there any father who is afraid of his son and not afraid of his son? Does this sound like a relationship to the gods? It must be a fake to deceive me."

In order to show his closeness, Liu Yonglu raised his hand and put his arm around the fat man's shoulder. He felt his beard soften under his clothes, as if he was hugging a hot water bottle.

"Oh, then Dad, what should I say?"

“You have to be enlightened!
I am not your son, but I am, yes, someone's son!"

Liu Yonglu added to the performance as he spoke, raising his right thumb, pointing at the bridge of his nose, tilting his neck back and shaking his head.

"I see. Let's start from the beginning."

Liu Yonglu thought, what a good seedling, if he has this kind of supporting actor, next time not only will the house be free of furniture, but even Wu Misa might be able to return to the stage.

"My son!"

"I'm not your son, but I am, yes, someone's son!"

"You asked Dad to do it?"

The fat boy stopped talking, and his father didn't teach him the following words. Liu Yonglu felt sorry for the fat boy and reminded him quietly:
"My dear father, why is there no furniture in that room?"

"Oh... my father, why is there no furniture in that room?"

"Wow, this is the house? You're such a fool, it's a new house, it hasn't been decorated yet!"

After saying the last word, Liu Yonglu took a small step back to distance himself from the fat man. He put his hands in his pockets, one hand tightly grasped the bookmark, and the other hand grabbed the black stone, and he added two more words:
"This house is a nightmare that the gods just had, and we haven't had time to put furniture in it yet!"

He jumped back to the team, and the four of them seemed to have received the signal. They all stood up, some took out their guns, some took out their medicine, and they stared at the fat man with their eyes wide open. As soon as he turned his face, they would all shoot at him with the things in their hands.

As for the fat boy... he looked surprisingly calm. He smacked his lips, thinking about what his father had just said.

This person seemed to have said something, but also seemed not to have said anything.

He didn't believe that the space before him was the real world, but his father just said that this was a nightmare of the gods.

There seems to be a lot of knowledge in this statement. You know, not only the dreamland, but even the real world in front of us may be a dream of that adult. What does Dad mean? Is the 1408 in front of us related to that person?
Is it possible? Shani thought of the ancient books he had read, the eternal truths that the ancients regarded as the guiding principles. But... even if it is so, telling me this, I can't get out.

"that……"

Seeing the fat man's tone and expression, Liu Yonglu waved his hand at the four of them, telling them not to act rashly.

The fat man turned around and looked at Liu Yonglu and the others. He was also wondering, why did these people, who were sitting quietly on the ground just now, stand up in unison now? They all had the same posture, with their hands behind their backs and smiles on their faces. It was so funny and awkward.

"But, maybe I'm a bit stupid. Even if I know the secret of 1408, I can't leave here. How about you take me with you when you leave?"

The fat man had a struggling expression on his face, and he seemed to have not made up his mind whether he should turn against his cheap father or just let him deal with it.

"Hey, once a father, always a father, that's not even possible."

Liu Yonglu waved his hands and thought to himself, this is not a big problem. I can't stay in there forever. When I find a way out, I'll take you with me.

He picked up the bag and wanted to take out an apple to throw to the fat man, but what he touched was soft fur and warm flesh underneath.

This frightened Liu Yonglu. Could it be that something had been hidden in his bag while he was cooking?

He immediately withdrew his hand and looked down in the light from above his head. It turned out that the chicken was sleeping soundly in the gap between several bags of bread.

Huh? Why is this kid sleeping here?

"Get up, get up, get up!"

Liu Yonglu dragged out the apple and the walking chicken together. So how did the walking chicken come in? Millie Tang stuffed it in. Before coming, Millie Tang knew that the walking chicken could bring things out of the dreamland, and thought that it might be useful in 1408. She was afraid that Liu Yonglu would be unhappy, so she took the opportunity to throw the walking chicken into the backpack while it was asleep.

Under the tyranny of Millie Tang, Zou Ji dared not speak out.

At this time, the fat man Shani took the apple and looked at the running chicken again, his expression changing unpredictably. He seemed to know the origin of the running chicken!

"It's no problem to take you away, but as I said before, we are not here just to have a meal, but also to look for something. Do you have any clues?"

Shani took the apple and ate it in no time, not even leaving the core, but his eyes never left the chicken.

Millie Tang watched from the side and secretly took note in her mind that the characteristics of this fat man seemed to match those of a certain monster she knew.

Delicious, curious, and easy to imitate.

"I don't know what you're looking for, but there's a space in 1408 that's different from other places. I can't tell you exactly where it's different. You'll know when you see it."

The fat man scratched his head embarrassedly. Liu Yonglu exchanged glances with the other four. Now that things have come to this, they might as well go with him to take a look. Maybe they can find some clues.

The five people carried their luggage and the fat man set off again, but this time the formation was different. Lin Brown and Haverson walked in front with the fat man, but their positions were on the left and right, sandwiching him in the middle.

Liu Yonglu followed behind with the walking chicken and Millie Tang Roselis. As long as the fat man made any unusual movements, they would attack from behind.

"The previous bone theft was fake. The real skeleton is now in Hongyang Cave in the north country, on the third floor of Wangxiang Terrace. I use the whip to urge my horse to run fast, and I will steal the skeleton back and make the first contribution..."

Hey, here comes today's work. The inner side of 1408 is full of mysteries and contains countless secrets. Many people have actually guessed who Nodans is. I originally rearranged the letters to form a new name, but I felt it was too obscure, so I simply changed it a little bit. It's not difficult to guess.

But do you know who Mr. Shani is? I didn't change his name at all. There are many stories about him and his people in coc.

After the National Day, the weather will start to get colder. Please keep warm and don't catch a cold.

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(End of this chapter)