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Chapter 238 Really. Dog Eats Shit
Chapter 238 Really. Dog Eats Shit
"Is this...crazy?"
Seeing Qin Huizhi's insane appearance and listening to Qin Huizhi's crazy words, Zhifu Lu frowned, feeling that this matter was a bit complicated.
One moment he was clamoring that there was something wrong with this exam, but the next moment he turned into a lunatic.
Is it pretending to be crazy?Or really crazy?
If it is really crazy?Did he go crazy long ago, or did he go crazy just now?
In the imperial examinations over the years, there are many candidates who have been driven crazy. Naturally, Prefect Lu will not doubt this.
Although this time the government test was driven crazy, the mentality is indeed too bad.
But if it's really a lunatic, it's not worth worrying about uttering such crazy words.
The Great Xia Kingdom has been established for 300 years. The monarchs of all dynasties are wise and powerful, and the court is extremely powerful. It is not enough to embarrass a lunatic because of this matter.
It's just that it's really crazy or fake crazy, how to judge?
Just when Prefect Lu was in a dilemma, Prefect Lu's only daughter, Lu Hongyao, approached and whispered something in Prefect Lu's ear.
Hearing this, Zhifu Lu's expression darkened, and he glanced at the pet Huanhuan, who was sluggishly held by his beloved daughter, and Zhifu Lu nodded to his daughter, expressing his understanding.
"Where did the lunatic come from, dare to disturb the government's test release and cholera the people's hearts.
Come here, take it down for this government, and hit [-] big boards hard, so as to make an example! "
If the normal process is followed, this kind of questioning government test has insider affairs, and if conclusive evidence can be produced, the official will send a special envoy to investigate thoroughly.
If innocent people cause trouble, generally speaking, no one will re-examine the imperial examinations that have been settled, and unreasonable troubles, ranging from severe slaps to dozens of slaps, cancellation of honors, and never being hired by the court.
If it is serious, most of them will be imprisoned and convicted.
But now this Qin Huizhi is a 'lunatic' after all, and it's not good for Zhifu Lu to have the same knowledge as him.
But one was to vent his anger for his beloved daughter, and the other was because of this matter and he had to be punished. With a thought, Prefect Lu sentenced him to a severe punishment of [-] boards.
Of course, doing so has another meaning.
Ordinary normal people, when they are about to be punished, will mostly plead for mercy, even if he deserves what he deserves.
If Qin Huizhi still knew to beg for mercy, it would prove that he was pretending to be crazy.
Of course, even if you don't beg for mercy, you can see whether Qin Huizhi is really crazy or just pretending to be stupid from the details, changes in expression and so on.
Hearing the [-]th board, Qin Huizhi's eyes showed a look of fear, but thinking of his current situation, he gritted his teeth and suppressed that look of fear.
"Hey! Hey! Where are you taking me?"
Being picked up by two guards, Qin Huizhi still swayed like a swing, with a silly smile on his face.
However, when the guard pressed Qin Huizhi on the bench and began to pull up his trousers, Qin Huizhi began to scream.
"Bold! I am the reincarnation of Wenqu Xingjun, how dare you offend me!"
With a firm tone and fierce eyes, it was as if he believed what he said, making it impossible to tell that he was acting.
It's just that the guards don't care whether you are a Wenqu Xingjun or a Wuqu Xingjun. If the officials let you beat them, they will naturally give up.
Even if you are the Jade Emperor, you still have to suffer the same!
Bang!
Bang bang!
After three boards fell in succession, Prefect Lu has been observing Qin Huizhi's performance.
"Hey hey! It's okay, I'm Wenqu Xingjun!"
After being hit three times, his buttocks were reddened to the naked eye, and Qin Huizhi still had a smirk on his face, as if he truly believed that he was a god.
bang bang bang bang
After ten boards were dropped in succession, Qin Huizhi still smiled smugly.
"I said that I am Wenqu Xingjun, how can this ordinary thing hurt me, wait for me to recover my mana, and I will teach you."
Bang bang bang.
While speaking, the board kept falling.
"Hey hey hey, it doesn't hurt. Woohoo!"
Just when he said it didn't hurt, and then fell down, Qin Huizhi immediately whimpered.
"Mom, I'm going home!"
Like a three-year-old child, Qin Huizhi burst into tears with a demented expression on his face, and his Wenqu Xingjun stopped performing.
"I was watching the mountains from the tower, and I heard the chaos outside the city"
At the end of the fight, the Peking opera singing sounded from Qin Huizhi's mouth.
Finally, after the thirty boards were over, Qin Huizhi was pulled up from the bench.
"Qin Huizhi, you are guilty!"
It's also because Qin Huizhi's performance was too similar, he was really like a lunatic, and Zhifu Lu didn't see any problem from the beginning to the end.
However, despite this, Prefect Lu couldn't help but try again.
"Huh? Hehehe! Uncle Uncle, I want to eat Tangtang!"
Qin Huizhi walked around Prefect Lu, raised his hand and wanted to pluck Prefect Lu's beard.
Prefect Lu turned his head to avoid it, frowned and shouted 'throw it out'. Hearing this, the guards acted immediately, and Qin Huizhi was thrown out of the crowd.
Seeing Qin Huizhi being thrown to the ground, Cai Yuanchang hurried over to help his friend up.
He didn't know whether his friend was really crazy or fake.
However, as the saying goes, Qin Hui has close friends, and Cai Yuanchang and Qin Huizhi are really close friends. Although they don't know why their friends suddenly became like this, they still help Qin Huizhi up immediately.
"Yes, are you okay?"
Cai Yuanchang supported Qin Huizhi, helped him pull up his trousers, and asked with concern.
"Hee hee! Hee hee! Go home! Mom called me home for dinner!"
Qin Huizhi looked at Cai Yuanchang stupidly for a long time, then suddenly smiled foolishly, skipped and walked away.
That cheerful look didn't look like the one who had just received [-] boards.
Seeing Qin Huizhi end up like this, and thinking of the various insults these two bastards had done to him in the past few years, Xu Xian felt secretly relieved.
just
"Host, are you going to let these two go just like that?"
Just when Xu Xian watched the backs of Cai Yuanchang and Qin Huizhi go further and further away, Su Luo's voice sounded in his mind again.
"what?"
Hearing this, Xu Xian was taken aback, "System, isn't Qin Huizhi already insane? Doesn't it hurt your face to argue with a lunatic?"
Listening to Xu Xian's words, Su Luo couldn't help being amused, "Has the host ever heard a saying that if you beat a snake, you won't die, but you will suffer from it instead?"
"System, what do you mean?"
Xu Xian frowned, feeling a little cruel.
"Hehe, the host really thinks that Qin Hui has suddenly gone crazy?"
Without answering directly, Su Luo threw the ball to Xu Xian again.
Xu Xian frowned, thinking of Qin Huizhi's previous behavior, although it did look like he was crazy, but he always felt a little awkward.
It was as if...everything he said and did after he went crazy revealed a...a feeling that he couldn't describe in words. "
"Exaggerated!"
Just when Xu Xian didn't know how to describe it, Su Luo summed up his feeling in two words.
"Yes! Exaggerated! Although I don't quite understand the meaning of this word, but after hearing this word, I have a feeling that this word is what I want.
Then Qin Huizhi's previous performance had a sense of exaggeration."
After thinking about it, Xu Xian added, "It's too late."
After making a comment, Xu Xian didn't get a reply from the system, so Xu Xian couldn't help but asked again, "System, are you saying that Qin Huizhi is pretending to be crazy?"
Thinking of this possibility, Xu Xian couldn't help feeling shuddering.
The current him basically offended Qin Huizhi and Cai Yuanchang to death.
And if what Qin Huizhi did just now was just a show, and he wasn't really crazy, then this person's city is a bit too scary.
"Whether it's true or not, the host will know once he tries it."
After pointing to this point, it became very clear, Su Luo felt that there was no need for him to really turn Xu Xian into a marionette.
Sometimes for one thing, I just need to tell him whether he should do it or not, and the result he should get.
As for whether to do it and how to do it, there is nothing wrong with letting him develop on his own.
After all, he is the son of luck in this world during this period of time!
Hearing the system's words, Xu Xian took a deep look at Qin Huizhi and Cai Yuanchang who had walked out ten meters away.
Withdrawing his gaze, the corner of Xu Xian's mouth curled up slightly, and he turned to look at Qin Guan, who was quietly relieved by his side.
"You Shaoyou, do you know that the long dream I had was more than that."
"Oh?"
If it was said that he didn't believe even a single punctuation mark in Xu Xian's words before, then Qin Shaoyou is very interested in Xu Xian's so-called immortal entrusting dreams.
"Appreciate further details."
Seeing that there was still such cooperation, Xu Xian looked around and attracted the attention of many people, including the Prefect Lu and Miss Lu, and even Wu Wenqing, the school administrator of the Hangzhou Mansion.
Even Lu Zhifu and Wu Wenqing couldn't help looking at him with interest after hearing Ms. Lu's explanation about Xu Xian's "immortal entrusting dreams".
Seeing that everyone's attention was on him, Xu Xian raised his head slightly, with his right hand behind his back, with a confident smile on his face.
"You don't know something about Shaoyou. In the dream, besides telling me that I will be able to achieve the fame of being a child, and today's lucky star is shining, he also predicted an interesting thing."
"What's interesting?"
Qin Shaoyou didn't have the time to listen to Xu Xian's trickery, so he couldn't help urging him.
"This is an interesting thing"
Xu Xian's eyes flicked over the faces of a group of melon eaters, and finally fell on Qin Huizhi and Cai Yuanchang, who had almost reached the corner of the street.
"The immortal also said that today I will meet a fool who pretends to be crazy, and anyone who gets close to that fool will be a dog to eat shit."
Hearing Xu Xian's words, many people couldn't help but frown, thinking that what Xu Xian said about shit and shit was insulting to gentlemen.
However, before people started talking, two exclamations were heard from afar.
Following the prestige, he saw that for some reason, Qin Huizhi, who had come to the corner, slipped and fell headfirst.
This planting was completely unexpected for Cai Yuanchang, and Cai Yuanchang was supporting Qin Huizhi at this time.
Therefore, by this area, Cai Yuanchang's body also uncontrollably fell forward with Qin Huizhi.
They were only more than ten meters apart, and there were people with amazing eyesight who even saw clearly that there happened to be two lumps of objects that couldn't be seen clearly in front of the two of them.
It's just that although it's not very clear, it looks familiar from the outline.
Someone subconsciously looked at the shit that was stepped on by Cai Yuanchang before
There is indeed some similarity in color.
so.
Really. Dog eating shit?
(End of this chapter)
"Is this...crazy?"
Seeing Qin Huizhi's insane appearance and listening to Qin Huizhi's crazy words, Zhifu Lu frowned, feeling that this matter was a bit complicated.
One moment he was clamoring that there was something wrong with this exam, but the next moment he turned into a lunatic.
Is it pretending to be crazy?Or really crazy?
If it is really crazy?Did he go crazy long ago, or did he go crazy just now?
In the imperial examinations over the years, there are many candidates who have been driven crazy. Naturally, Prefect Lu will not doubt this.
Although this time the government test was driven crazy, the mentality is indeed too bad.
But if it's really a lunatic, it's not worth worrying about uttering such crazy words.
The Great Xia Kingdom has been established for 300 years. The monarchs of all dynasties are wise and powerful, and the court is extremely powerful. It is not enough to embarrass a lunatic because of this matter.
It's just that it's really crazy or fake crazy, how to judge?
Just when Prefect Lu was in a dilemma, Prefect Lu's only daughter, Lu Hongyao, approached and whispered something in Prefect Lu's ear.
Hearing this, Zhifu Lu's expression darkened, and he glanced at the pet Huanhuan, who was sluggishly held by his beloved daughter, and Zhifu Lu nodded to his daughter, expressing his understanding.
"Where did the lunatic come from, dare to disturb the government's test release and cholera the people's hearts.
Come here, take it down for this government, and hit [-] big boards hard, so as to make an example! "
If the normal process is followed, this kind of questioning government test has insider affairs, and if conclusive evidence can be produced, the official will send a special envoy to investigate thoroughly.
If innocent people cause trouble, generally speaking, no one will re-examine the imperial examinations that have been settled, and unreasonable troubles, ranging from severe slaps to dozens of slaps, cancellation of honors, and never being hired by the court.
If it is serious, most of them will be imprisoned and convicted.
But now this Qin Huizhi is a 'lunatic' after all, and it's not good for Zhifu Lu to have the same knowledge as him.
But one was to vent his anger for his beloved daughter, and the other was because of this matter and he had to be punished. With a thought, Prefect Lu sentenced him to a severe punishment of [-] boards.
Of course, doing so has another meaning.
Ordinary normal people, when they are about to be punished, will mostly plead for mercy, even if he deserves what he deserves.
If Qin Huizhi still knew to beg for mercy, it would prove that he was pretending to be crazy.
Of course, even if you don't beg for mercy, you can see whether Qin Huizhi is really crazy or just pretending to be stupid from the details, changes in expression and so on.
Hearing the [-]th board, Qin Huizhi's eyes showed a look of fear, but thinking of his current situation, he gritted his teeth and suppressed that look of fear.
"Hey! Hey! Where are you taking me?"
Being picked up by two guards, Qin Huizhi still swayed like a swing, with a silly smile on his face.
However, when the guard pressed Qin Huizhi on the bench and began to pull up his trousers, Qin Huizhi began to scream.
"Bold! I am the reincarnation of Wenqu Xingjun, how dare you offend me!"
With a firm tone and fierce eyes, it was as if he believed what he said, making it impossible to tell that he was acting.
It's just that the guards don't care whether you are a Wenqu Xingjun or a Wuqu Xingjun. If the officials let you beat them, they will naturally give up.
Even if you are the Jade Emperor, you still have to suffer the same!
Bang!
Bang bang!
After three boards fell in succession, Prefect Lu has been observing Qin Huizhi's performance.
"Hey hey! It's okay, I'm Wenqu Xingjun!"
After being hit three times, his buttocks were reddened to the naked eye, and Qin Huizhi still had a smirk on his face, as if he truly believed that he was a god.
bang bang bang bang
After ten boards were dropped in succession, Qin Huizhi still smiled smugly.
"I said that I am Wenqu Xingjun, how can this ordinary thing hurt me, wait for me to recover my mana, and I will teach you."
Bang bang bang.
While speaking, the board kept falling.
"Hey hey hey, it doesn't hurt. Woohoo!"
Just when he said it didn't hurt, and then fell down, Qin Huizhi immediately whimpered.
"Mom, I'm going home!"
Like a three-year-old child, Qin Huizhi burst into tears with a demented expression on his face, and his Wenqu Xingjun stopped performing.
"I was watching the mountains from the tower, and I heard the chaos outside the city"
At the end of the fight, the Peking opera singing sounded from Qin Huizhi's mouth.
Finally, after the thirty boards were over, Qin Huizhi was pulled up from the bench.
"Qin Huizhi, you are guilty!"
It's also because Qin Huizhi's performance was too similar, he was really like a lunatic, and Zhifu Lu didn't see any problem from the beginning to the end.
However, despite this, Prefect Lu couldn't help but try again.
"Huh? Hehehe! Uncle Uncle, I want to eat Tangtang!"
Qin Huizhi walked around Prefect Lu, raised his hand and wanted to pluck Prefect Lu's beard.
Prefect Lu turned his head to avoid it, frowned and shouted 'throw it out'. Hearing this, the guards acted immediately, and Qin Huizhi was thrown out of the crowd.
Seeing Qin Huizhi being thrown to the ground, Cai Yuanchang hurried over to help his friend up.
He didn't know whether his friend was really crazy or fake.
However, as the saying goes, Qin Hui has close friends, and Cai Yuanchang and Qin Huizhi are really close friends. Although they don't know why their friends suddenly became like this, they still help Qin Huizhi up immediately.
"Yes, are you okay?"
Cai Yuanchang supported Qin Huizhi, helped him pull up his trousers, and asked with concern.
"Hee hee! Hee hee! Go home! Mom called me home for dinner!"
Qin Huizhi looked at Cai Yuanchang stupidly for a long time, then suddenly smiled foolishly, skipped and walked away.
That cheerful look didn't look like the one who had just received [-] boards.
Seeing Qin Huizhi end up like this, and thinking of the various insults these two bastards had done to him in the past few years, Xu Xian felt secretly relieved.
just
"Host, are you going to let these two go just like that?"
Just when Xu Xian watched the backs of Cai Yuanchang and Qin Huizhi go further and further away, Su Luo's voice sounded in his mind again.
"what?"
Hearing this, Xu Xian was taken aback, "System, isn't Qin Huizhi already insane? Doesn't it hurt your face to argue with a lunatic?"
Listening to Xu Xian's words, Su Luo couldn't help being amused, "Has the host ever heard a saying that if you beat a snake, you won't die, but you will suffer from it instead?"
"System, what do you mean?"
Xu Xian frowned, feeling a little cruel.
"Hehe, the host really thinks that Qin Hui has suddenly gone crazy?"
Without answering directly, Su Luo threw the ball to Xu Xian again.
Xu Xian frowned, thinking of Qin Huizhi's previous behavior, although it did look like he was crazy, but he always felt a little awkward.
It was as if...everything he said and did after he went crazy revealed a...a feeling that he couldn't describe in words. "
"Exaggerated!"
Just when Xu Xian didn't know how to describe it, Su Luo summed up his feeling in two words.
"Yes! Exaggerated! Although I don't quite understand the meaning of this word, but after hearing this word, I have a feeling that this word is what I want.
Then Qin Huizhi's previous performance had a sense of exaggeration."
After thinking about it, Xu Xian added, "It's too late."
After making a comment, Xu Xian didn't get a reply from the system, so Xu Xian couldn't help but asked again, "System, are you saying that Qin Huizhi is pretending to be crazy?"
Thinking of this possibility, Xu Xian couldn't help feeling shuddering.
The current him basically offended Qin Huizhi and Cai Yuanchang to death.
And if what Qin Huizhi did just now was just a show, and he wasn't really crazy, then this person's city is a bit too scary.
"Whether it's true or not, the host will know once he tries it."
After pointing to this point, it became very clear, Su Luo felt that there was no need for him to really turn Xu Xian into a marionette.
Sometimes for one thing, I just need to tell him whether he should do it or not, and the result he should get.
As for whether to do it and how to do it, there is nothing wrong with letting him develop on his own.
After all, he is the son of luck in this world during this period of time!
Hearing the system's words, Xu Xian took a deep look at Qin Huizhi and Cai Yuanchang who had walked out ten meters away.
Withdrawing his gaze, the corner of Xu Xian's mouth curled up slightly, and he turned to look at Qin Guan, who was quietly relieved by his side.
"You Shaoyou, do you know that the long dream I had was more than that."
"Oh?"
If it was said that he didn't believe even a single punctuation mark in Xu Xian's words before, then Qin Shaoyou is very interested in Xu Xian's so-called immortal entrusting dreams.
"Appreciate further details."
Seeing that there was still such cooperation, Xu Xian looked around and attracted the attention of many people, including the Prefect Lu and Miss Lu, and even Wu Wenqing, the school administrator of the Hangzhou Mansion.
Even Lu Zhifu and Wu Wenqing couldn't help looking at him with interest after hearing Ms. Lu's explanation about Xu Xian's "immortal entrusting dreams".
Seeing that everyone's attention was on him, Xu Xian raised his head slightly, with his right hand behind his back, with a confident smile on his face.
"You don't know something about Shaoyou. In the dream, besides telling me that I will be able to achieve the fame of being a child, and today's lucky star is shining, he also predicted an interesting thing."
"What's interesting?"
Qin Shaoyou didn't have the time to listen to Xu Xian's trickery, so he couldn't help urging him.
"This is an interesting thing"
Xu Xian's eyes flicked over the faces of a group of melon eaters, and finally fell on Qin Huizhi and Cai Yuanchang, who had almost reached the corner of the street.
"The immortal also said that today I will meet a fool who pretends to be crazy, and anyone who gets close to that fool will be a dog to eat shit."
Hearing Xu Xian's words, many people couldn't help but frown, thinking that what Xu Xian said about shit and shit was insulting to gentlemen.
However, before people started talking, two exclamations were heard from afar.
Following the prestige, he saw that for some reason, Qin Huizhi, who had come to the corner, slipped and fell headfirst.
This planting was completely unexpected for Cai Yuanchang, and Cai Yuanchang was supporting Qin Huizhi at this time.
Therefore, by this area, Cai Yuanchang's body also uncontrollably fell forward with Qin Huizhi.
They were only more than ten meters apart, and there were people with amazing eyesight who even saw clearly that there happened to be two lumps of objects that couldn't be seen clearly in front of the two of them.
It's just that although it's not very clear, it looks familiar from the outline.
Someone subconsciously looked at the shit that was stepped on by Cai Yuanchang before
There is indeed some similarity in color.
so.
Really. Dog eating shit?
(End of this chapter)
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