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Chapter 239 I Really Just Want to Be Pretentious!
quiet!
In front of the gate of the Gongyuan, once again fell into a strange silence.

Except for the screams from a distance, there was no second sound in the whole street, and even subconsciously, the melon-eating crowd held their breath.

"The amazing value from Wu Wenqing is +111!"

"The amazing value from Lu Hongyao is +66!"

"The amazing value from Lu Qingyuan is +131!"

"From."

At the same time as there was a huge wave of reminders about the income of the awesome value, there was a gasp in Xu Xian's ear.

One by one looked at Xu Xian with elegant eyes, and the melon-eating crowd subconsciously took a few steps back, as if they were afraid that if they got closer, they would be the next one to be unlucky.

When the melon-eating crowd gasped, Qin Huizhi and Cai Yuanchang, who had fallen on the corner of the street, also reacted from the shock of 'stumbling'.

"Spray spray!"

"vomit!"

As soon as he realized it, Cai Yuanchang began to vomit profusely, as if he wanted to spit out last year's New Year's Eve dinner together with the things he had just gnawed into his mouth.

Seeing Cai Yuanchang behave like this, the people who eat melons far away don't know whether to laugh or cry.

The funny thing is, they don't know how many years they haven't seen anyone so unlucky, and it's not just one.

What wanted to cry was that seeing Cai Yuanchang vomit continuously, they also felt a sense of nausea spontaneously.

After all, it was a real shit in front of the public!
However.
What they didn't expect was that the more disgusting thing was yet to come.

Qin Huizhi, who also fell on the ground, fell like a real shit, even worse than Cai Yuanchang, didn't get up immediately.

After that fall, he knew it might be over.

After laying on the ground, from the corner of his eye, he glanced at Lu Zhifu, who was looking at him in the distance, with an inexplicable brilliance in his eyes. Qin Huizhi knew that he probably took a pill this time.

Let me ask, would a fool or a lunatic know that shit is disgusting?

Does the idiot know that he doesn't know, but he knows that if he behaves like a normal person, he will definitely be arrested by prefect Lu who is already displeased with him.

At that time, it is really unknown whether he can get away with it.

so.
Thinking of the possible consequences, and thinking that all of this was caused by Xu Xian, Qin Huizhi gave Xu Xian a dark and fierce look, and turned all his grievances into anger and hatred towards Xu Xian.

As the saying goes, anger starts from the heart, and evil grows from the gallbladder.

Under the boundless anger and depression, and in the face of desperation, Qin Huizhi did not look back, but made a move that even Xu Xian, who had expected him to be crazy and foolish, had not thought of.

"Hey hey hey! Good times!"

Getting up, Qin Huizhi reached out and wiped his face, making his face sticky.

Looking back at the crowd eating melons and grinning, Qin Huizhi made a move that scared everyone into doubting their lives.

he.
He didn't spit out what he gnawed in his mouth, on the contrary, he smirked and chewed a few mouthfuls.

do my best!

Qin Huizhi really went all out!

Aren't you waiting to see my joke?Don't you make me feel better?

Dog eating shit?
OK!

Who is afraid of who!
Anyway, it's already disgusting like this, can it be even more disgusting?
Disgusting me like this, you guys are watching the excitement and flying up?How can there be such a good thing?

come!Hurt each other!

Just with this principle that I am not going to have a good time, and others should not think about it, Qin Huizhi went completely crazy.

Crazy to the point of insanity!
"vomit!"

Vomited!

Really throw up!

The melon-eaters who saw this scene could no longer bear the nausea in their hearts. 80.00% of them felt their stomachs churning, and just vomited a piece.

However...they're still pretty good.

It was not the melon eaters who were hurt more, but Cai Yuanchang who was beside Qin Huizhi.

You know, he just met Qin Hui's treatment just now.

But at this moment, Cai Yuanchang, who was already disgusted and wished he could enjoy last year's New Year's Eve dinner, after seeing Qin Huizhi's actions, vomited again and again, as if wishing to spit out all the milk he had eaten when he was just born .

It's crazy to vomit.

After vomiting again and again, coupled with the successive blows, Cai Yuanchang's mind was lost for a moment, and he passed out just like that.

Unfortunately, Cai Yuanchang, who had fainted, lay forward again.

Get down here.
"Oh!"

He pressed his head on the pile of Xiang in front again.

"Hey hey hey! It's fun!"

Seeing that his friend was dizzy, Qin Huizhi was so disgusted by himself that he couldn't help but want to vomit.

But he knew he couldn't throw up.

The reason why he felt sick and wanted to vomit was more because of his own psychological effects.

But a fool, a lunatic... will never have such a clear judgment ability, and will not have this sense of cognition.

So, once I vomited, all previous efforts were wasted.

I wanted my friend to help me leave quickly, and wait until the turmoil of this matter is resolved.

However. Now my friend suddenly fainted, what can he do?He is also very desperate!

Got it!
You are dizzy!I'm dizzy too!

Thinking of this, he laughed silly twice, and said it was fun, Qin Huizhi seemed to have discovered some interesting game, and imitated Cai Yuanchang's movement of fainting, and suddenly fell forward.

"God, let me faint too!"

This was Qin Huizhi's last thought before his consciousness fell into a coma.

"Oh!"

After a loud crash, Qin Huizhi 'got his wish' and knocked himself away.

That sound. More than ten meters away, it hurts to hear it!

"Ugh"

At this moment, watching these two people hurt each other until they both passed out, and watching the people around me vomit all over the floor.

Xu Xian, who obviously wanted to vomit, suddenly suppressed the nausea in his heart, and a poetic feeling came to his heart.

Taking a step forward, Xu Xian's voice sounded.

"Boiled Beans for Soup"

After reading a sentence, Xu Xian took another step forward.

This sound also successfully pulled everyone's attention away from the disgusting feeling.

Just as everyone turned their attention to Xu Xian, Xu Xian took the third step, and at the same time, the next game sounded again.

"Let's think it's juice"

Then, Xu Xian took one sentence at a time, one sentence at a time.

"Osmunda burning under the cauldron"

"The beans weep in the cauldron"

"Born from the same root"

"Why is it too urgent to meet each other?"

From the first step to read the poem, to the end of the poem, Xu Xian has taken seven steps.

During these seven steps, a poem was read from Xu Xian's mouth, which shocked all the melon-eaters, including the magistrate and Xuezheng.

You know, this is not the earth, and naturally there will be no culture of the earth.

The dynasty Xu Xian belonged to was called Daxia, and it had been established for more than 300 years.

But before Daxia, although there were dynasties, the belt did not last week, Qin and Han, nor did it experience Sui, Tang, Song and Yuan.

Therefore, in this world with a completely different history from the earth, there is no Three Kingdoms, and the character Cao Zhi has never appeared.

so.
Naturally, a seven-step poem by Cao Zhi has never appeared in this world.

What's more, the beautiful talk of seven steps into a poem is unprecedented, and there will be no one to come after.

But at this moment, this coercion made Xu Xian just pretend it so casually.

It was really put on at will.

Seeing that Qin Huizhi deliberately disgusted people, but made his good friend faint from nausea.

After seeing Cai Yuanchang fainted, he took the opportunity to trick his good friend, leaving his friend Ji Qin Huizhi at a loss, so he could only imitate him by hitting his head hard on the ground and knocking himself out.

Xu Xian felt infinite emotion in his heart.

He wanted to chant a poem to express his heart.

However. With his talent and learning, it is obviously impossible to have that kind of ability.

Give him ten days and half a month to write a doggerel, and there is still a little bit of possibility.

As for the poems that he now composes according to the time and situation.
Xu Xian said - you are making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger!

Fortunately, Fat Tiger can be difficult, but the system is difficult.

After Su Yu paid a little awesome value, Xu Xian successfully exchanged for a seven-step poem, and successfully pretended to be a learned guy.

At the same time, it can be regarded as being inexplicably passed the Tongsheng exam for myself, drawing a convincing ending that is not perfect.

Taking seven steps in succession, reciting a seven-step poem, Xu Xian kept on stepping, walking in the opposite direction to Cai Yuanchang of the Qin Hui.

The government test is over, and it's more exciting than ever to pretend.

There is nothing for him here, so he naturally wants to slip away as soon as possible.

The elder sister at home is still waiting for him to report back!

Seeing Xu Xian leaving a poem and leaving the venue leisurely, the melon-eating crowd were stunned for a while, and Qin Shaoyou, who realized it, hurriedly trotted after him.

Today's Xu Xian has brought him too much shock.

At the same time, while Qin Shaoyou was catching up, among the crowd, a pair of curious eyes followed Xu Xian's back, drifting further and further away.

"Okay! Such a sentence is born from the same root, so why bother with each other!"

It wasn't until Xu Xian walked far away that Xuezheng Wu Wenqing realized the shock of Xu Xian's seven-step poem, and couldn't help applauding Xu Xian's poem.

"I heard from Xiao Hongyao before that Xu Hanwen, Qin Huizhi and Cai Yuanchang are from the same township, originally they were classmates, so it can be said that we share weal and woe.

However, as soon as Xu Hanwen arrived at the scene, the two sneered at Xu Hanwen, humiliating him in every possible way, trying to make people look ugly.

At this moment, the two of them have ended up like this, and it can be regarded as self-inflicted.

But Xu Hanwen's kindness surprised me deeply.

The poem is about cooking beans to make soup and burning beans to make fire, which is easy to understand. The last sentence, "It is born from the same root, why is it too urgent to fry each other" expresses Xu Hanwen's helplessness at being bullied and humiliated by his classmates.

Being so humiliated and seeing his classmates in trouble, Xu Hanwen not only did not make trouble, but instead wrote such a poem.

Such a mind, such a sentiment, in comparison, it is really superior to judge. "

Xuezheng Wu Wenqing's comments made the melon eaters who didn't know the truth straight up: So that's the case, it turns out that Xu Xian and Xu Hanwen are such a noble person, it seems that we misunderstood him earlier.

Seeing that everyone was lost in thought, Wu Wenqing, Xuezheng, nodded slightly, with a satisfied look on his face, "Xu Hanwen's mind has impressed me.

However, what I admire more is Xu Hanwen's poetic talent.

This poem is suitable for the time and the situation, and it is obviously written out of feelings before leaving.

And from the beginning to the completion of the poem, it is only in the beginning.

Seven steps into a poem, not to mention that there will be no one to come, but looking at the past and present, there is only one person who has this talent. Xu Hanwen! "

Hearing Mr. Xuezheng's comments, the melon-eating crowd gasped for a while.

It turns out that Xu Xian and Xu Hanwen are so good?

However, Xu Xian, who has already passed away, is ignorant of Master Xuezheng's super high opinion of him.

Xu Xian would definitely be stunned if he found out about Master Xuezheng's evaluation of him——

I don't know myself, so I am so noble and powerful?

But I really just want to pretend to be tough!
(End of this chapter)