Host please stay

Chapter 336
sound?

"Cough cough!"

Su Luo coughed twice, "Don't pay attention to these details, have you heard of the public face? It's the kind of face that looks the same when thrown into a crowd?

This system belongs to the public voice and has no special features. "

Tang Sanzun curled his lips, I believe your evil.

"Master, what kind of game are you playing!"

"This system is bound to the soul of the host from today, please let the host enjoy the mission of traveling and dying under the supervision of the system, and don't bear the name of three burials."

"Name? Master, what does death have to do with your disciple's name?"

"Ahem, it's the system, once again, it's the system!"

After emphasizing it again, Su Luo replied, "Three burials, burial in the sky, burial in the ground, and burial in the common people, the host himself is also a member of the common people in heaven and earth.

For the three burials, the ultimate fate is to bury several bodies. "

Tang Sanzan trembled immediately, his legs went limp and he almost knelt on the ground, "Master, the little bastard on your underwear hanging outside last night was not drawn by my apprentice, you...you can't kill someone to silence it!"

"shut up!"

Su Luo scolded, "In the past 18 years, under your greatness, nobleness, selflessness, love, integrity, and universal love... I can't make it up anymore. Under the training of your master who is the embodiment of justice, the host has developed a A good habit of habitually dying.

Such a habit is very helpful for the host to complete system tasks.

Please the host continue to maintain such a good habit, and carry it forward, don't forget it at all times, and stick to the core law of death that you will die if you don't do it.

Create passion, take risks, and create new worlds. "

Tang Sanzan: "." Master, you are afraid that your disciple will die too slowly, right?

"Master, tell me the truth, you gave me the name Tang Sanbu, right?"

From this kind of shameless style of speaking, boasting of his cheap nature that never blushes, if this guy who claims to be a system is not his master, Tang Sanzun would not believe it even if he was beaten to death.

"The host is asking about the origin of the name Sanbuan?
In other words, it was an autumn 18 years ago.

On that day, Su Daochang from the lunatic asylum woke up early, and felt that the weather was good, and the autumn air was crisp, which was a suitable day for spring.

So he walked down the path behind the Dead Man Mountain alone, and walked to the edge of the idiot river. From a distance, he saw a wooden basin floating along the idiot river from a distance.

Daoist Su took a look and saw that there was a baby less than a week old in the wooden basin. Out of kindness, he fished the baby out of the river and prepared to take it back to the lunatic asylum to be raised.

At this moment, the sky is full of flowers, golden lotuses are springing from the ground, white birds are singing, and a herd of beasts is crawling. With the chariot pulled by a real dragon and accompanied by a phoenix dancing, a heroic and extraordinary immortal descends from the sky."

"Master, you have taught your disciples not to tell lies!"

Before Su Luo finished speaking, he was interrupted by Tang Sanzan who couldn't take it anymore.

"Ahem, please trust the integrity of this system. This system is not a monk!"

"Ugh!"

Tang Sanzan sighed, shook his head helplessly, but felt relieved for a while.

18 years!

From the moment I opened my eyes, from the moment I remembered, what I saw in front of me was the old handsome face of my old Taoist priest who could not see the slightest aging and no wrinkles.

For 18 years, when I opened my eyes and ears, I heard the nagging voice of my old Taoist priest.

Over the past 18 years, all those who have worked hard are the tireless teachings of their old Taoist priests.

Over the past 18 years, I have already developed that habit.

Now going down the mountain, it seems that the sky is high and the birds are flying, and the sea is wide and the fish are leaping.

But if he really wants to leave the lunatic asylum, walk down the mountain of the dead, and never see his nagging master again, it is a lie in his heart to say that he is not uncomfortable.

He seems to be happy and complacent, but how can he not be afraid of the road ahead and hesitant about the future?
If there is no reluctance, it is obviously the day of liberation, how could the eyes be red at the moment of going down the mountain.

And now.
Everything seems to have not changed.

My master was still so shameless, he had clearly seen through him, yet he insisted on gritting his teeth and denying it was him.

He was the one who got his own name, but he still insisted on talking about a god, and even boasted about the sky and the ground with golden lotus.

If you are really that powerful, you are still living in this dilapidated lunatic asylum on this unshitty mountain of the dead?

The ostentation you always talk about, can the old Buddha afford it?
"Master, what shall we do next!"

After slandering in his heart for a while, Tang Sanzan asked in a low voice.

"The death mission is released: within three months, the host is requested to successfully reach the capital of the Tang Dynasty by using all mortal means, including but not limited to cheating, kidnapping, and stealing, without relying on external forces or using mortal forces— Chang'an!
Task Reward: Rebirth Curse!

Failure penalty: Hair grows to the face for three months. "

"Oh, by the way, does the host know what the capital means? In fact, not knowing does not affect the understanding of the death mission."

Tang Sanzan: "." Capital, can I not know?

On the TV in your room, the news broadcast on time at seven o'clock every day, the word "capital Beijing" has appeared [-] times if not a thousand times!
"Go to Chang'an, if you go to Chang'an, go to Chang'an."

Tang Sanzan was happy with the situation, and he had no purpose when he went down the mountain. It just so happened that he also wanted to see the prosperity of Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty under the rule of Zhenguan.

Moreover, the people he wanted to meet were all in Chang'an City.

What about Li Shimin, Cheng Yaojin, the two door gods Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong, and the two god sticks Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng.

The most important thing is that the future empress is still Xiao Wu, a lolita.

loli!

I'm really curious how a pink and tender loli will transform into a future queen.

but
While thinking, Tang Sanzan walked along the path down the mountain to the town seven miles away.

Although it took three months to go to Chang'an for eight hundred miles, who knows what kind of dangers will be encountered along the way.

What's more, this is not a world only for mortals, in case you encounter some troubles along the way, encounter some monsters and ghosts.

Therefore, if you want to get to Chang'an within three months, it's better to go to the town and find a way to get out of it.

As for not completing the task
Tang Sanzan didn't even think about this matter. After all, when his master announced his punishment, he was like a monk and never lied.

And with a bald head and hair all over his face, Tang San Zan didn't want to experience this image for three months.

As for how to get a horse out of the town.
This kind of thing can't help Tang Sanbu!
An hour later, outside the Dead Man's Mountain, at the busiest market in Yanwang Town.

"Come and have a look, freshly baked Tang Monk meat, eat one piece to strengthen your body, eat two pieces to cure all diseases, eat three pieces for immortality!

For this day only, the purchase limit is two yuan per person, don't miss this opportunity, never miss it again! "

Tang San was buried with a white cloth spread on the ground, and on the white cloth were placed pieces of small pieces of meat, about one or two pieces, and there were only ten pieces in total.

At first, many people scoffed at a monk selling meat in a town market.

Someone asked the price curiously, and after hearing that the small piece of meat was asking for ten gold, he even shook his head and walked away, thinking that the monk was crazy.

However, with the call of Tang Sanzan, and as more and more people heard the news that someone was selling Tang Monk meat in the market, within half an hour, ten people came to Tang Sanzan's stall. Several waves of people.

"Brother Sanzhu, you're selling meat again!"

A vixen with electric eyes winked at Tang Sanzan.

"Go away, Sao Fox."

The rabbit spirit squeezed the vixen spirit away, and squatted down next to Tang Sanzan, "Brother Sanzan, your master is really bullying the honest monk, and every time the courtyard runs out of money, he will ask you to come down the mountain to sell meat.

Brother Sanbu, why don't you stay with your master and go home with your sister! "

"Elder Tang, is the meat this time real or fake?"

"That's right, Elder Tang, you see that you also have ten pieces of meat, why don't you limit it? Three pieces, I only want three pieces, okay?"

The wild dog demon and a brown bear monster all the time, with crude cover-ups, also leaned beside Tang Sanzan and asked.

"Go away, get out of my way!"

Just when a group of mountain spirits and wild monsters approached Tang Sanzan, wanting to buy more pieces of Tang Monk meat, a rough roar came from a distance.

Boom!
Boom!
The ground shook for a while, and the next moment, a mountain of flesh squeezed in from the crowd.

"Brother Sanzang, don't buy meat, my sister feels distressed after seeing it, go home with my sister, since my sister married you, all the property in the family belongs to you!
When my father left, he left me 27 mansions, [-] shops, three restaurants, and two brothels, east and west."

Roushan looked at Tang Sanzan affectionately, and spoke in a voice that was rougher than Zhang Fei's, saying that death does not pay for life.

Suppressing the feeling of vomiting, Tang Sanzan glanced at Roshan.

"It's Xiao Hei, those properties are all your mother's. Well, your father Hei Shan left you, how can you spoil them like this at will.

Listen to my brother's words, in the future, you must guard your property, not to be taken by others, and you must be worthy of your dead father's hard work. "

While speaking, Tang Sanzan murmured in his heart.

How could such a monk with morality and bottom line like the poor monk do such a thing of coming to eat soft food.

Of course, the most important thing is that you designed to play with your father to death six years ago. If you take over his inheritance now, the poor monk will be afraid that your father will be a ghost and will not let the poor monk go!
However, the matter of killing your father is no longer a poor monk!
Who told him to buy a piece of meat from the poor monk, and if the poor monk didn't sell it, he still wanted to use force!

A group of demons and goblins bargained around Tang Sanzan, and what they wanted was not to let Tang Sanzan sell his Tang monk meat cheaper.

In fact, for these mountain spirits and wild monsters who have lived for at least a hundred years, they can afford the little money for meat.

What they really care about is whether they can use some method to get Tang Sanbu back to their home.

Guarding such a big meat producer, who would look up to that one tael of broken meat!
Of course, if they weren't afraid of Tang Sanzan's master who didn't know what his background was, and who was so awesome ten years ago, he just let out a group of big monsters who besieged the madhouse to ashes, they would have used force long ago.

In the end, no one was able to marry Tang Sanzan back home, so a few of them bought a piece of Tang Monk meat and stewed it at home, dreaming in their hearts when they would be able to eat three pieces of Tang Monk meat and live forever .

As for Tang Sanbu, ten pieces of Tang monk meat were sold for a hundred taels of gold, and a Dawan horse was bought for more than ten taels of silver.

After moving out of the gate of Yanwang Town, Tang Sanzan got on his horse and rode away!

what?
You said that it is too cheap to buy a piece of Tang monk meat for ten taels of silver?

A joke, cut a piece of toenail and grind it into powder, buy a catty of pork for three pennies and divide it into ten cents, put nail powder on it, and sell it for a thousand taels of silver. Do you want to do this business?

ps: Well, about the 3335 chapters, the truth of the matter is this. Originally, the author had [-] chapters saved, and when he was about to update, when he opened Word, he suddenly found that [-] chapters had been deleted. After stealing it, there is only the last chapter left, so I sent chapter [-] directly.

Well, I say that, can you believe it?

(End of this chapter)