Host please stay

Chapter 337 Electric, electric, electric.
After going through thousands of mountains and rivers all the way, overcoming difficulties and obstacles, cheating, kidnapping and stealing, Tang Sanzan finally succeeded in rushing to the outside of Chang'an City on the [-]th day after the mission was released.

The journey was full of wind and dust, but Tang Sanzan didn't get a good night's sleep for more than six hours, and he didn't eat a full meal four times a day.

When I arrived at Chang'an City, I led my horse into Chang'an City's Tang Sanbu, thinking of the hardships I had experienced along the way, I couldn't help but burst into tears.

It's not easy, look at his small body, he's so skinny, he's gained a lot of weight!

Puffiness!
These are all endocrine disorders, hormone secretion disorders, and puffiness caused by the difficulties and obstacles along the way!

Thinking of this, Tang San could not help but squeeze out a few tears from his eyes.

"Finally arrived in Chang'an, master, has the disciple completed the task you mentioned?"

"It's the system! Once again, it's the system!"

Su Luo once again emphasized the issue of identity conversion, and then replied, "The host successfully arrived in Chang'an City in [-] days, completed the novice trial task, and now submit the task release reward."

"Because the host completed the task ahead of time, the task evaluation is excellent, and the reward is an upgraded version of the Rebirth Curse—an upgraded version of the Rebirth Curse!"

Tang Sanbu: "." An upgraded version of the Rebirth Curse, an upgraded version of the Rebirth Curse.

This naming style is very good, very master!

As expected of someone who can name himself Tang San Zan.

"Master, when it comes to naming, I still want to know. You named my apprentice San Zan, which means burying the sky and burying the common people. But why is this Tang Tang? Isn't your surname Su?"

"Ahem! The host, please respect yourself. How many times has this system been emphasized? It is the system, not the master.

Moreover, the host's name was given by the gods, and the system doesn't know what the gods were thinking when they named the host.

The origin of the three burials is to bury the common people in the sky and the ground. As for the surname Tang, it may be because Tang Seng is more friendly! "

"Dear dear?"

Tang Sanzan subconsciously stopped walking forward, his face was full of entanglements.

I have been looking for the truth for 18 years, is it possible that it is only because of kindness?

Isn't it like I guessed that my biological father's surname is Tang?

"Hey, judging from genetics, the host's father in this life should be named Chen."

"Chen? Chen Sanzan?"

Tang Sanzan shook his head, as expected, Tang Sanzan thought it sounded better.

As for the father surnamed Chen, Tang Sanzan already knew that his biological father was already dead.

just
Did you really give yourself the surname Tang just because you thought it was kind?Isn't it because he is the illegitimate son of a person named Tang?

"Hey, don't the host think that Tang Seng is much smoother than Chen Seng?

Moreover, for many things, the surname Tang is much more convenient than the surname Chen. "

Tang Sanzan thought for a while, "For example?"

"For example, the elder's surname is Tang, so sweet and sad.

For example, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship the Buddha. The monk who asked for the scriptures, the donor can be called the poor monk Tang Sanbu, or the poor monk Tang monk.

Is it much smoother than Chen Seng from Dongtu Tang Dynasty? "

Tang Sanzan: "." This reason is far-fetched.

If this is the truth, he would rather never know the truth!

However, although this truth is unreliable, it is very master!

"Hey" the host looked quickly, what was that doing up front? "

While Tang Sanzan was still struggling, he saw a group of people surrounded by a wall in the distance, pointing and discussing something.

Subconsciously, Tang Sanzan, who had to watch when there was excitement, came over.

Leaning over to listen and watch at the same time, Tang Sanzan quickly figured out what happened.

It turned out that there was an imperial list posted on the surrounded wall, which was the imperial list issued by the emperor today to recruit eminent monks and Taoist priests with the ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons to serve in the imperial palace.

The emperor's list also said that if you prove that you are indeed capable and capable, you will be rewarded generously and be reused by the emperor.

After hearing the news, Tang Sanzan's first reaction was to scoff.

Li Er?

Looking for eminent monks and Taoist priests to enter the palace?

Also recruit talents.

Did he think he hadn't read barnyard official and unofficial history?
There are records of that night, Tang Taizong Li Shimin was haunted by resentful ghosts, haunted by resentful ghosts, unable to sleep at night, unable to eat every day, ordered Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong to hold the door of the palace to prevent the resentful ghosts from entering.

This is the origin of the famous door god in later generations.

Of course, although he scoffed at Li Er's behavior of covering himself with a fig leaf after being frightened by a ghost, but Tang Sanzan planned to help him catch this ghost.

after all
Although Li Er promised the old dragon king to try his best to save his life, he failed to save the dragon in the end, so Wei Zhengmeng cut the old dragon king down.

But in this matter, Li Er is absolutely right!
You didn't know each other at all, but you, the old dragon king, because you made a bet with others, deleted and changed the raining time in the heaven, knowingly violated the rules of heaven.

Didn't you deserve it for being chopped off?
Speaking of Monkey King, I don't know how the monkey is doing now. My master hasn't told me the story after the havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

Could it be that it was really pressed for 500 years under that big mountain with five fingers?

If that's the case, Tang Sanzan is very curious.
Does he not have to eat? ?

Even if he doesn't need to eat, how should he resolve his bowel movements?

After the habitual crooked thinking, Tang Sanzan brought his thoughts back to the topic.

The old dragon king himself violated the rules of heaven, and he didn't have the strength to make a big disturbance in the heavenly palace, so he was chopped off.

Before he died, he asked Li Er to hold Wei Zheng and save his life.

Li Er promised to give it a try, but he didn't talk too much, saying that he would definitely be able to save him, but he just tried his best.

And Li Er really worked hard.

In order to hold back Wei Zheng, he deliberately brought Wei Zheng to play chess. Didn't he just watch Wei Zheng fall asleep, as if he felt hot in his sleep and sweated on his forehead? In order to show his image of being a king, he slapped Wei Zheng a few times ?
Who knew that Wei Zheng was chasing after you in his dream, the old dragon king?
Who knew that just a few blows of the wind would boost Wei Zheng's speed, let him catch up and cut you old Dragon King?

So, there is absolutely nothing wrong with Li Er in this matter, okay?

Helping you is due to affection, not helping you is due to duty!

In the end, they did their best to help you, but because you didn't get it done, you got the punishment you deserved, and after you died, your soul lingered and haunted Li Er.

You can't be so shameless as a dragon or a ghost, right?
His master is shameless enough, but the bottom line is not as low, low, low, low as the old Dragon King!
The series of trembling sounds made by the low character was not Tang San Zan's original intention, but the shock that made his whole body numb and weak, which made him unable to hold back the last voice.

"Under the wise leadership of the system, the host is asked to be a five-hearted young man who always walks on the front line of death and respects the teacher. It is disrespectful to complain about respecting the teacher in his heart, and it violates the core principles of self-cultivation of the host. .

If the host commits a crime for the first time, he will be punished with an electric shock. If the host does not repent, the punishment will increase with the number of times. "

After finally recovering from the tingling feeling of electric shock, such a voice came from Tang Sanzan's mind.

Tang Sanzan: "." He also said that he was not the master, and he felt that he was upright, upright, upright, upright~
After another tingling sensation, Tang Sanzan was purified from body to mind.

While scolding the old dragon king for his lack of integrity, he thought about venting all his grievances today on the old dragon king's dragon soul.

This matter of venting anger is the first skill his master taught him since he can remember, and he has already practiced this skill to perfection.

Building one's own happiness on the pain of others will double the satisfaction of one's own happiness, and sharing one's pain on the happiness of others will replace the experience of both parties.

For so many years, he has survived under the clutches of his master in this way.

so.
"Stab!"

Under the bewildered gazes of the crowd of onlookers, Tang Sanzan pushed through the crowd and grabbed a piece of imperial list posted on the wall.

"Hula"

In the next moment after Jie Huangbang, a group of Qianniuwei rushed over and surrounded Tang Sanzhong with Li Sanchong and Wai Sanchong.

While being dazed, Tang Sanzan was still listening to someone in Qianniuwei communicating in a low voice.

"The emperor's list has been revealed! Finally someone has revealed the emperor's list, and the eldest princess' illness is cured!"

Hearing the words of the group of Qianniuwei, Tang Sanzan, who was a little confused when he was suddenly surrounded, couldn't help but become even more confused!

Princess?
sick?
Wasn't the reason why the imperial list recruited talented people and strangers from all over the world to help Li Er catch ghosts when Taoist monks entered the palace?Why is it related to treating Princess Changle again?

Wait. Wait.

It's a bit messy, let the poor monk sort it out first!
That one
I lived in the Madman's Asylum for 18 years, so I won't go into detail about this.

Got the master's permission to go down the mountain, and was tricked by the master to trek all the way through mountains and rivers, and went through many dangers to reach Chang'an. This is not a detailed analysis.

After entering Chang'an City, I saw Li Er's imperial list.

Later, because I complained about Master in my heart, I was shocked two or three times by the narrow-minded Master.

This is not the point, the point is that after being stunned by the electric shock, he walked to the wall and raised his hand to reveal Li Er's imperial list without looking carefully.

so
What is the problem?
Is Li Er's original intention of posting the imperial list wrong, or is it the emperor's
Subconsciously glanced at the wall, then looked down at his hands.

This royal list is wrong!
Tang Sanzan: "." Mmp, Li Er, come here if you have the ability, the poor monk promises not to beat you to death!
Why don't you tell me how many bad things happen to your family in a year? Princess Changle's illness hasn't been cured yet, so you have the leisure to provoke the old Dragon King's bad things, but instead of marrying a fox, you end up messing around .

It's beautiful now, my daughter is sick and no one can find a cure, and I am scared to death by the headless dragon soul again.

Let me tell you, that is to say, I met a poor monk. If I met two people, I would put your daughter's anorexia there, and then the person who catches ghosts and subdue demons will reveal the imperial list. I guess there is no time to catch ghosts I was also clicked by you first!
When he was so slanderous in his heart, he never thought that he would be a Taoist monk who catches ghosts and subdue demons, and he would not foolishly expose the wrong imperial list for treating the princess!

"Ugh!"

After cursing in his heart for a while, he sighed helplessly. Under the bewildered eyes of the Qianniu guards and the onlookers, Tang Sanzan turned around and decisively revealed another imperial list for catching ghosts and subduing demons.

"Forget it, don't bother the two masters with one thing, the two troubles, let the poor monk solve them together."

Glancing at the bewildered crowd, Tang Sanzan gave an evaluation of "have never seen the world" in his heart, and then released his bold words very calmly, pretentiously, and flirtatiously.

(End of this chapter)