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Chapter 340 mmp, so you are such a holy monk
Lying on the ground, Tang Sanzan looked as if he had nothing to love in his life, and he was no longer interested in the delicious food that made his eyes shine before.

It was not until half an hour later that Tang Sanzan recovered his intuition from the paralysis.

"Master, I am your pro-disciple!"

He said something with a resentful expression, rubbed his rumbling stomach, and saw that there was nearly half of the food left on the table, Tang Sanzan didn't think it was hot or cold, and started eating again.

It was another meal, and after eating the remaining half of the food, Tang Sanzan lay down on the bed comfortably, clutching his bulging stomach.

"Excellent! To be able to live such a life every day, even a god would not change it!"

After eating and drinking, the refreshed Tang Sanbu lay down on the bed, and soon fell into a deep sleep.

In the dream, he became a virtuous and eminent monk famous in the Three Realms. All the Buddhas recited scriptures for him, and Bodhisattvas asked him to teach the Dharma.

In the dream, he tore up the two mountains with his hands, stepped on the Liusha River with his feet, split the road to the sky with one palm, and smashed a hundred thousand mountains with one drink.

In the dream, he married his beautiful wife and concubine and lived a happy life.

On the day of the big wedding, the host and guest had a great time, uncovered the red hijab, drank a cup of wine, and as soon as he threw the bride on the bed, he was ready to hee hee hee.

then
"Bang Bang Bang!"

There was the sound of shifting outside the window, and the faint shout of "the sky is dry and the things are dry, be careful of the candles".

He was very interested, and with a wave of his hand, he blocked the sound of the outside world, and prepared to continue his unfinished journey of hehehe.

then
"Bang Bang Bang!"

Just as Tang Sanzan was about to scold, he suddenly thought that he had already cut off his voice?
Subconsciously turned his head to look out, and woke up from the dream when he turned his head.

"Bang Bang Bang!"

Outside the door, there was a knock on the door for the third time, Tang Sanzan rubbed his sleepy eyes and got up from the bed.

While arranging clothes, he was still muttering in his heart.

What does the bride grow up with?

Why can't I remember clearly?

However, how do I vaguely remember that the bride seems to have very thick hair, even with fluff on her hands and face?

Also remember that the bride's nose seems to be very high, and her ears seem to be very large.

And then there seems to be a long.long.beard?

Subconsciously shivering, Tang Sanzan was so frightened by his brain power that he woke up completely.

Mamma Mia, it's terrible, no wonder monks from other people's families can't get married.

If you marry a bride with that kind of image, if you want to live with a guy with a full body, a tall nose, big ears, and a beard every day in the future.

Thinking of that scene, Tang Sanzan felt that he would rather be alone for the rest of his life!

"Amitabha, a monk."

Damn it, why do other monks have rules and regulations not to be close to women, but the poor monk here is only one not to tell lies?
"Master! Let's discuss it and add a monk in the door rules that can't get close to women, okay?"

Tang Sanzan's request naturally did not get any response.

Oh, and not without a response.

"Bang Bang Bang!"

The knock on the door rang again, and there was a soft inquiry at the same time.

"Elder Tang, have you rested?

It's getting late, Your Majesty is waiting for you in the Hall of Liangyi! "

Liangyi Hall?
Tang Sanzan wondered, did Li Er sleep in the Liangyi Hall at night?It's so frugal that you can take both work and breaks?
After another thought, I was a fake Taoist priest's apprentice and a fake monk after all, so it was normal for people to shy away from me in the harem.

It's better during the day, but at night, it's really inappropriate for me to casually go in and out of the harem. Maybe that's why Li Er chose to wait for him in the Hall of Liangyi.

Thinking about it this way, Tang Sanzan understood.

"coming!"

In response, Tang Sanzan opened the door from the inside and walked out.

Following the beautiful little lolita lady all the way to the Hall of Eryi, Tang Sanzun saw Li Er was reviewing the memorial there, and beside Li Er, there was a little lolita following him.

If his memory is not as bad as that of a goldfish, this little loli should be Li Lizhi, the princess of Changle who was cured of anorexia by him today.

Sure enough, after hearing footsteps and seeing Tang Sanzan walking in, the little Lolita walked a few steps forward and bowed to Tang Sanzan, "Thank you Master for your kindness, Li Zhi."

Looking at the icy and polite little lolita, Tang Sanzun nodded, "You don't have to be polite, princess. It's the job of a poor monk to cure diseases and save lives."

Li Lizhi got up now, her whole appearance was soft, glutinous, and polite, and she vividly interpreted the four characters of "everyone's lady".

Tang Sanzan, who watched it, kept sighing, what a good little loli, she was beautiful and sensible, and she was much cuter than the little goblins in Dead Man Mountain.

Think about the vixen with charming eyes, the rabbit who glared at people with red eyes at every turn, and the Roushan Xiaohei whose father left dozens of properties and an entire industrial chain.

Oh my god, nothing compares!No comparison!
How about a goblin in a small place!
Li Lizhi's meeting with Tang San's burial was over, and Li Shimin finally finished the memorial in his hand.

Putting down the memorial, Li Er raised his head and looked at Tang Sanzan, "The mage is here. It's night, and the monster dragon may come at any time. I don't know if the mage has rested. I dare to ask someone to invite me. I hope the mage is not surprised. "

Tang Sanzang cupped his hands at Li Er perfunctorily, "I have seen Your Majesty."

After the hands-on salute, Tang Sanzan straightened up and shook his head at Li Er, "Of course not to be blamed, killing demons and demons, helping the world and saving people are the tasks we monks should have.

However, His Majesty may have made a mistake. "

"Oh?" Li Er was taken aback, "I don't know what the mage said?"

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan laughed sinisterly and treacherously.

Just when Li Er was terrified by Tang Sanzan's laughter, Tang Sanzan stretched out a middle finger and pointed behind Li Er.

"The monster dragon may come at any time, but it has already come."

rub!
It is said that once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of well ropes for ten years.

Xu Shi was frightened by the old dragon king, and after hearing Tang Sanzan's words and seeing Tang Sanzan's expression that didn't seem to be joking, Li Er jumped up from the dragon chair without thinking about knocking down the table. The hurting thigh jumped directly to Tang Sanzan's side.

"What the mage said, is it true?"

It has to be said, after all, it is a generation of emperors, so frightened, apart from trembling in voice, Li Er didn't stutter a word.

This made Tang Sanzan secretly admire him.

Nodding his head, Tang Sanzan turned his head to look at the overturned dragon chair.

"I'm still curious about how this little emperor, who perfidiously murdered his brother and imprisoned his father, had the guts to invite his two door gods away. It turned out that he hired a guy with real skills."

While Tang Sanzun looked over, a headless ghost gradually appeared under the dragon chair knocked over by Li Er.

"Hehehe, monk, I think you are not afraid of those who don't know, don't think that you can really do whatever you want with a little knowledge, this king is the ghost of a real dragon after all, and it's not something ordinary ghosts can compare to.

I advise you not to meddle in other people's business, otherwise when the time comes, don't blame me for being cruel and ruthless. "

The headless ghost didn't have a head. He was holding his head in his hands. At this time, half of his head was exposed under the dragon chair. He opened and closed his mouth, saying words that made people want to step on him a few times.

In fact, Tang Sanzan really did just that.

Patted and suddenly saw the headless ghost, he was so frightened that he pushed his father aside and crawled into the shoulder of his pregnant Princess Loli to signal him not to be afraid, Tang Sanbu let go of Princess Luo, and walked straight to the headless ghost. beside the ghost.

Lift the right foot and lift it up high.

"Oh!"

Step on the chattering mouth of the headless ghost, three times to the left, three times to the right, twist the neck, twist the buttocks, and use the toes as the axis to crush on the mouth of the headless ghost.

"Pretend, right?"

"Dragon King, right?"

"La Sou is ruthless, right?"

Tang Sanzan kept exerting force on his feet, "I was crushed under the chair and couldn't move, and I was still pretending to be aggressive with me.

If you want to pretend to be aggressive, please climb out from under the chair first, okay? "

Tang Sanzan's mouth is also bad enough. If the old Dragon King can get out in a while, why would he lie under the dragon chair and talk to him like this regardless of his image?
after all
The Dragon King doesn't want to lose face, does he?

Turning into a ghost is a shame, right?

The reason why he didn't come out was not because he didn't want to, but because he couldn't come out!

What was that thing pressing him down?
Dragon Chair!
What is a dragon chair?The exclusive throne of the emperor of a country, it can be said that the one who sits on it is the emperor supreme.

The dragon chair represents the luck of a country, and the dragon chair is the most important weapon of the country.

For ordinary people, this dragon chair may be just a throne that is out of reach.

But for demons, ghosts, and even ordinary gods, this is an unshakable weapon.

Once being suppressed by the dragon chair, it is equivalent to suppressing the luck of a country and the will of hundreds of millions of people in a country.

Don't say that the old Dragon King of Jinghe has turned into a ghost. Even if he was still the Dragon King, he was pushed under this chair with his scumbag strength. If no one helped him up, he would be fine. The chance to stand up.

Tang San Zan is so good, he has harmed many goblins who wanted to eat his flesh since he was a child, even the old black mountain demon who has been around for thousands of years has been harmed to death by him.

I don't know how many bad fights I have fought, mastered the magic skills of cheating, abducting and stealing, and deeply understood the true meaning of taking advantage of his illness to kill him.

Don't make trouble at this time, is it possible that the old dragon king must be pulled out from under the dragon chair, and the two sides will set up a ring to fight one-on-one!
"You let me go!"

Being buried by Tang San broke the predicament, the old Dragon King's voice was a little unnatural.

Snapped!
Tang Sanbu squatted down and slapped the old Dragon King's head, "Come out by yourself!"

"You have the ability to let me out."

Snapped!
"You have the ability to climb out by yourself!"

"You take advantage of others' danger, you are not a hero!"

Snapped!
"The poor monk is a monk, not your bloody hero."

"You have the ability to let me out to fight!"

Tang Sanzan raised his hand and shook it. After the old Dragon King closed his eyes in fright, he did not fall down in the end.

"One-on-one, right? The poor monk will satisfy you!"

As he said that, Tang Sanzhu let go of the foot on the old Dragon King's head, and sat down cross-legged beside the old Dragon King.

"Namo Duopoye~Duoheche~"

In Tang San's mouth, there was a Sanskrit sound, which made Li Er and the others mesmerized by hearing it, and even the old Dragon King couldn't help but change his face.

"Your Mahayana Rebirth Mantra!"

The old dragon king was shocked, really shocked, he never thought that a monk in the world would understand the true meaning of Mahayana Buddhism.

Snapped!
Tang Sanzan, who was still dignified one moment before, slapped the old Dragon King directly on the head the next moment.

"Wrong, it's an upgraded version of the Rebirth Curse—an upgraded version of the Rebirth Curse!"

God knows that Tang San did not feel ashamed at all when he said this name.

The old dragon king: "Forget it, the old dragon admits that he has fallen. If he can get Mahayana Buddhism to save him and go straight to reincarnation, he can prove the next life. There is nothing the old dragon can't let go."

As he said that, the old dragon king gave up his resistance and was completely immersed in the super-sanskrit sound of the upgraded version of the mantra.

Not long after, the old dragon king's resentment was gone, he was fished out from under the dragon chair by the guiding light, stood in the void and bowed to Tang Sanzan and Li Er.

"Prince Tang, Xiaolong has offended you.

Holy Monk, Xiaolong, thank you Holy Monk for his kindness. If we meet in the next life, there will be a reward! "

The guiding light dissipated, and the ghost of the old dragon king went down to the underworld and disappeared completely.

Tang San stood up, looking at the direction where the old Dragon King disappeared, he couldn't help but blush.

"Amitabha, it's a poor monk who is showing signs, you have to admit it early, how can the poor monk give you 500 years of suffering in purgatory before reincarnation?

After 500 years in the [-]th hell, I hope to see the Dragon King benefactor in the next life and not forget the original intention! "

Li Er: "."

Li Lizhi: "."

Palace guard: "."

mmp, so you are such a holy monk.

(End of this chapter)