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Chapter 345 Sun Wukong, I call you, do you dare to agree?
Human flesh?

Tang Sanzan said, you are thinking too much.

Only fools cut their own flesh for others to eat.

Uh, speaking of it, it seems that he used to be such a fool.

Moreover, what he was going to meet now was another such fool.

So there are still a lot of fools in this world!

Southless Rice Tofu!

Seeing that Li Er had taken Tang Monk's meat, Tang Sanzan turned his horse's head and left Chang'an again.

what?
Why don't you tell Li Er that this is not human flesh?Is it pork stuffed?
Why? ?Just don't tell him, only then can Tang Sanzhun's evil taste of wanting revenge after being forced to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures be satisfied!
Also, do you think it's easier to accept telling him that it's made from pork mixed with fingernail bits than making him think it's human flesh?
Of course, when Li Er finally made up his mind to eat human flesh for the sake of immortality after a lot of entanglement between heaven and man, it didn’t matter what happened to Tang Sanbu. yes. right?

"The white dragon horse, with its hooves facing west, carried Tang Sanzan on its back and followed San. Shit, the disciples of San don't even know where they're nesting."

After singing a few lines, Tang Sanzan couldn't continue singing, and started complaining instead.

"Besides, this white horse is definitely not a white dragon horse. The difference between a white horse and a white dragon horse is a thousand miles apart!"

"Sorry~"

Xu Shi understood Tang Sanzan's words, and the white horse under his crotch let out a long cry, expressing his dissatisfaction with Tang Sanzan.

It seems to want to tell him, don't look down on the white horse, the white horse also has self-respect.

Snapped!
Tang Sanzan slapped the white horse on the head.

"You Xiluulu shit, you Xiluulu, the poor monk is bothering me, I don't have time to quarrel with you."

As soon as he finished speaking, the white horse kicked in two premise, almost throwing Tang Sanzan off the horse.

"Hey, you're still not convinced!"

It was not easy to stabilize the horse, Tang Sanbu was so angry. ,

"You white horse, tell me yourself, do you have the ability of a white dragon horse to travel thousands of miles a day without bumps or bumps, or do you have the ability of a white dragon horse to fly into the sky and escape from the earth, and travel to the North Sea at dusk?"

"Sorry~"

"Not at all, are you? You don't have to be ashamed of me. Let's go, the poor monk is rushing to ride a white horse."

"Sorry~"

"Hey, you are still not convinced, let me tell you, that is, there is no choice now. When we get to Yingshoujian, see if the poor monk will throw your stupid horse into the river to feed the bastard."

"Sorry~"

One man and one horse said so, cursed, and headed west.

One day, everything was calm.

For two days, there were no disasters or difficulties.

In three days, there was a wave of thieves. Tang Sanzan didn't even get off his horse, holding a nine-ringed tin stick, and beat them all to the ground with each stick.

On the fourth day, Tang Sanbu passed through Shuangcha Ridge.

After three or four days of running-in, the white horse under the crotch was also tamed by Tang Sanzan, and it no longer made demons.

After entering Shuangcha Ridge, Tang Sanzan got off his horse.

There are mountains, rivers and trees in the Shuangcha Ridge, which is a good place for a picnic.

Picking up some firewood and lighting a fire, Tang Sanzan took out a pheasant he had just caught, plucked out its internal organs, put it on the fire and roasted it.

White horses don't eat meat, and Tang San buried barbecue, so he ran to the side to graze.

After Tang Sanzan roasted the pheasant, the white horse was also full, and began to have fun in Shuangchaling.

"You idiot, don't run far away. If tigers, leopards and wolves eat you, the poor monk can only walk to the west."

Seeing the white horse having fun, Tang Sanzan laughed and cursed, tore off a chicken leg and gnawed on it.

Here, Tang Sanzan just finished eating a pheasant, and wiped it on the brocade cassock that is invulnerable to water and fire and not stained by dust.

Just as he was about to call the white horse back, he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing, and the rhythmic cry of the white horse came from a distance.

The cry was so miserable that it made people feel sadder than a dead mother.

Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes helplessly, raised his feet and chased in the direction the white horse was running, after a few breaths, he saw the trembling white horse shivering behind a big tree.

On the other side of the big tree, there are two monsters with incomplete transformations standing, laughing at the white horse who can hide its head but not its butt, and hide its butt but not its head.

"You stupid horse, you think we can't see him by hiding behind a tree!"

"Haha, it's interesting, it's really interesting! Yo, brother, look, there's even a monk who came to your door by himself!"

"Haha, look at this monk's white and tender skin and tender flesh, brothers and we two are blessed today!"

"Yes, we brothers are blessed today!"

Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes, flipped the nine-ring tin stick in his hand, and two afterimages were drawn from his body and appeared beside the two goblins in an instant.

"Boom! Boom!"

When the stick fell, the two goblins turned into two corpses, one wolf and one tiger.

"You idiot, I told you not to have fun, and be careful not to be eaten by monsters.

What now?If you are in trouble, the poor monk will save you! "

Taking back the tin rod with nine rings that would not drip blood, Tang Sanzan walked back behind the big tree, pointed at the white horse and cursed.

"Sorry!"

The white horse knew it was wrong, lowered its head and barked weakly, and trot to the side of the two corpses, lowered its head and rubbed.

"What? You said baked?"

Tang Sanzan slapped the white horse on the head again, "I still don't accept that you are stupid, I don't know that tiger meat and wolf meat are unpalatable, and this kind of little fairy with incomplete transformation has too much evil spirit and meat It's all sour."

"Sorry~"

The white horse looked educated, raised its head and let out a cry.

next moment.
"Elder, don't be afraid, this old man is here to save you."

Just as the white horse barked, a mid-spirited voice came from afar.

The next moment, an old man with a white beard broke into Tang Sanzan's sight.

"You came to save me?"

Tang Sanzan pointed at the old man, then at himself, with questioning eyes.

The old man nodded subconsciously.

"Oh, sorry, you're late."

Old man: "." mmp, this old man just wants to share some of the merits of learning scriptures. Didn't he just drink a bottle of fine nectar and jade liquid when he descended to the earth, and just walked away for a while when he was squatting?

How to drip, the merit of urinating is gone when you get it?

"Elder, who killed these two beasts?"

Looking at Tang Sanzan who looked like a mortal, Taibai Jinxing didn't think he would kill the wolf and tiger demons.

He felt that someone must have broken the rules and took away the merits that had been negotiated for him while he was going to pee.

Tang Sanzun blinked, looked at the flustered Taibai Jinxing, and pointed at himself weakly, "Old man, I want to say. I killed this, don't you believe it?"

Taibai Jinxing: "Elder, don't make fun of me!"

Tang Sanzan: "." Sure enough, another unbeliever.

He is also very helpless if he can't see the matter of cultivation level!
You may not believe it, but since he was struck by lightning once when he was three years old 16 years ago, he has not been able to see what state he is in since then.

Taibai Jinxing left, very sad and hopeless.

That loneliness.Xiao Suo's back view gave people the illusion that he was abandoned by the whole world.

Even, looking at Taibai Jinxing's back when he was about to leave, Tang Sanzan couldn't help but wonder in his heart whether he had gone too far.

He finally had a chance to gain some merit, and he even robbed him. Isn't that a little too much?
How about giving them a chance?
After seeing off Taibai Jinxing, Tang Sanzan got on the white horse and continued his journey westward.

Until Tang Sanzan came out of Shuangcha Ridge with one person and one horse, the branches of the big tree where the white horse had been hiding earlier surged, and several branches were inserted into the corpses of the wolf demon and tiger demon.

Not long after, there were only two wolf skins and tiger skins left in place.

"Let me tell you, next time you dare to run around and cause trouble, the poor monk will watch you being sucked into a horse by a big tree and will not save you!"

Out of Shuangcha Ridge, Tang Sanzan was riding on the white horse and still reprimanding his temporary mount.

"Sorry~"

The white horse was out of danger and began to have fun again.

"Hey, slow down, I'm still not convinced after scolding you a few times!"

In fact, he also knew that the white horse couldn't understand his words at all, and he was just entertaining himself by scolding.

However, the long journey to the west, if he doesn't have some fun, he is afraid that he will drive himself crazy!

Just like that, laughing and cursing, after driving for more than half a month, Tang Sanzan rode a white horse through a forest.

Just halfway there, there was a sudden sound of a tiger roaring, and the white horse, which was under psychological shadow, gave up its hooves and almost knelt on the ground.

It almost threw a Tang Sanzan into the air.

Tang San was so angry that he thumped the white horse, "Why are you so cowardly, so cowardly!"

Without any strength, the beaten white horse just let out a few whispers in a low voice, indicating that it was not that our army did not work hard, but that the enemy army was too strong.

After all, if you are a white horse in front of a tiger, you are also cowardly.

Tang Sanzan was not an unreasonable monk. After beating the white horse, he turned to look at the culprit—the white tiger.

The white tiger was blocking the road at this moment, staring at Tang Sanzan, who was thin and tender.

It seems to be considering whether to eat the hands first or the feet first, or whether to eat that shiny big bald head first?
"Ow~"

With a howl, the white tiger rushed towards Tang Sanzan.

"Oh!"

Tang Sanzan kicked the white tiger into the air, and was about to go up to make up the knife.

"call out!"

Just kicking the flying white tiger, an arrow from the back struck.

bass!
Tang San buried the arrow in his hand with a wave of his hand, "Who? Who dares to sneak attack the poor monk, come out for the poor monk, and the poor monk promises to kill you!"

In the end, Tang Sanzan didn't really beat the guy named Liu Boqin to death. After all, the original intention of his archery was to save him because he was about to be eaten by a tiger.

Elder Tang is a decent person and reasonable.

So. When Liu Boqin invited Elder Tang to visit his village, Elder Tang smiled kindly and refused him.

What a joke, throwing a dark arrow at this elder, and still want to get merit from this elder?There is no door!

And
The apprentice of the poor monk is in front, so I will stay with you in this ink mark when I have time.

Riding on Baima Mountain, crossing the barrier between the two mountains, and looking at a five-fingered mountain in front of him, Tang Sanzan suppressed the excitement in his heart, and kicked the "Journey to the West" in his hand to his chest.

He took the rein, clamped the horse's belly with his legs, and shouted, "Drive!"

At the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, the monkey was idly catching lice on his head with his exposed hand when he heard the sound of horseshoes in the distance.

Subconsciously, the monkey raised his head and took a look. ,

Under the setting sun, a great monk whose head reflected the afterglow of the setting sun was riding on a white horse, coming towards him with a gentle smile on his face.

The beautiful picture at that moment deeply impressed the monkey and remembered it for the rest of his life.

Of course, what impressed the monkey most was the words that the great monk yelled at himself when he rode a horse to his own Five Elements Mountain.

"Sun Wukong, I will call you apprentice, do you dare to agree?"

(End of this chapter)