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Chapter 344 To eat or not to eat, that is the question

Regarding the matter of learning scriptures, at the beginning, Tang Sanzan actually refused.

The reasons for his refusal were also very legitimate, and it was impossible to pick out any flaws.

At that time, facing Tang Wang Li Er's sincere request, Tang Sanzan said this -

The poor monk and the Buddhists are born to restrain each other, and they are not in harmony with the Buddha.

Once in the Western Paradise, I'm afraid that if I can't get the scriptures, the poor monk may fight with the Buddha.

Regarding Tang Sanzan's truth, His Majesty Li Er nodded in agreement, raised his hand and tapped Tang Sanzan's forehead with a smile on his face, "Brother Yu, you are being naughty again."

Tang Sanzan: "." You are naughty, and your whole family is naughty.

"Your Majesty, let's give up on this idea. I will go to the west for a thousand miles. If I don't talk back and forth for three to five years, the poor monk will not go if he is beaten to death."

As soon as these words came out, a familiar voice suddenly sounded in my mind.

"The task of killing the host to harm Datang has been completed, and the task is automatically submitted."

"The task submission is complete."

"The task reward is being settled."

"The settlement is completed, the task of host harming Datang has been completed very well, and the reward skill is super thigh-hugging magic.

Effect 100 of Super Thigh Hug Magic: [-]% hug the golden thigh of the friendly camp.

Effect [-] of Super Thigh Hugging Magic: The hostile faction with the hugged thigh loses all their cultivation before breaking free.

Please make persistent efforts to complete more death tasks. "

Hearing that his task of harming Datang has been completed, Tang Sanzan is in a wonderful mood. This beauty is not only because he has obtained a thigh-hugging spell, but also because he has completed this task, so he doesn't have to worry about his face covered with small jjs up.

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If the previous hosts who knew Su Luo knew what he was thinking, they would definitely tell him—you are too happy too soon.

really
The moment Tang Sanzan was happy, Su Luo's voice came to his mind again.

"Issuing the death mission - learning scriptures from the West.

The road to learn from the scriptures is thrilling and exciting, full of fun to die.

As an inspirational existence on the front line of death, the host does his part, how can he miss such a beautiful event?

Please the host immediately embark on the road to the west, and walk to the foot of the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain alive.

Mission accomplished, reward for it.

Therefore, the task is the main line task, which cannot be rejected or failed.

Punishment for mission failure: The tenth reincarnation is a ladyboy with a butt on her face. "

Tang Sanbu: "."

"If you can't kill me, I have to go!"

Looking bitterly at Li Er who was beaming with joy because of his sudden change in painting style, Tang Sanzan had a smile on his face and tears in his heart.

"Your Majesty, you don't need to persuade me any more. The poor monk has to do the matter of learning scriptures. Don't rob anyone. Anyone who dares to rob the poor monk will be anxious to anyone!
Without further ado, the poor monk starts now! "

Li Er: "."

Looking at the sudden change in Tang Sanzan's painting style, Li Er's face was full of bewilderment, and he couldn't figure out how the brain circuit of his younger brother grew.

One moment he looked like he would beat him to death and refuse to learn the scriptures, but the next moment he would beat anyone who dared not let him learn the scriptures.

Of course, although I don't understand why, everyone is happy in the end.

Ten miles away from Chang'an City, His Majesty Li Er personally led a white horse and handed over the reins to Tang Sanzan.

"Brother Yu, I'm going to Lingshan for a thousand miles. This white horse will be sent to my brother for transportation. Don't forget the Tang Dynasty when I go to my brother. I will get the scriptures and return to Chang'an as soon as possible."

Tang Sanzan took the reins from Li Er, bowed his hands to Li Er, got on his horse and was ready to set off.

"Brother Yu, wait a moment."

Tang Sanzan turned his head and looked at Li Er puzzled. It was you who urged him to learn the scriptures. It was you who stopped him when he was about to leave. What do you mean?
Stopping Tang Sanbu who was about to leave, His Majesty Li Er turned around and took a package from the eunuch behind him, "There is a thousand taels of gold in this package, and it will be used as a package for Yudi on the westbound journey, including the customs clearance document issued by my Tang Dynasty. , are all in this package.”

Passing the package to Tang Sanzan, His Majesty Li Er received an exquisite alms bowl made of purple gold from the maid.

"This purple gold bowl is a treasure offered by the people. I will give it to Yudi together. Yudi can use it for alms along the way."

Tang Sanbu: "."

Looking at Li Er, Tang Sanzan looked like he was looking at a fool.

Zijin!Alms bowl made of purple gold, which is more precious than gold, is used for alms?

Are you a fool!

Taking this thing to beg for alms, the chance of being robbed is definitely hundreds of times higher than the chance of being able to turn it into a vegetarian meal, right?

Even if you don’t get robbed, do you think a monk who always shows off his wealth with a purple gold bowl when begging for food has a higher chance of getting mercy and alms from others, and a higher chance of being beaten to death for showing off his wealth and pretending to be coercive?

Of course, even though he felt that Li Er was an idiot, Tang San Zan still took over the purple gold bowl.

He conveniently put the package containing customs clearance documents and gold into the ring, Tang San was buried in a brocade cassock, holding a nine-ringed tin rod in one hand, and a purple gold bowl in the other to measure it.

For some reason, he always felt that the purple gold bowl looked familiar.

"Eight years ago, the host picked up a purple gold bowl by the side of the road, and on the way back, he changed it to a golden carp."

After being reminded by his master, Tang Sanzan also remembered that such a thing had indeed happened.

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"You also said it wasn't my master, it wasn't my master, how did you know what happened eight years ago?"

Putting away the purple gold bowl, Tang Sanzan curled his lips, waved his hands to His Majesty Li Er, put his legs on the horse's belly, and the white horse trotted westward.

"Brother Yu, I have traveled a thousand miles to the west, when will I be able to return to the Tang Dynasty?"

Tang Sanzan turned around and said, "It takes three to five years at least to ten years at most to go to the West Paradise.

Waiting for the Sanskrit sounds to resound throughout the territory of the Tang Dynasty, flowers falling from the sky, and golden lotuses springing up from the ground, and the day when all the branches of the trees point to the east in the whole country, it will be the time when the poor monk returns. "

In the territory of the Tang Dynasty, Sanskrit sounds resounded everywhere, flowers fell from the sky, and golden lotuses sprouted from the ground. In the whole country, the branches of the trees pointed to the east.

Thinking silently in his heart, looking at Tang Sanzan's back disappearing into the scorching sun, Li Er couldn't help showing a bit of emotion on his face—you are young, so good!

"Go back to the palace."

His Majesty Li Er issued an order, and the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty accompanied each other, arranged the ceremony, and left for the Taiji Palace.

With all the civil and military skills of the Manchu Dynasty, the speed of the journey was naturally not fast, and it took half an hour to walk into the city gate.

The moment the team stepped into Chang'an City.

"Om~"

The entire city of Chang'an was enveloped by a burst of Sanskrit sounds. Looking up, it was like a celestial girl scattering flowers, some smallpox falling.

Looking down, a misty golden lotus flower phantom appeared.

In an instant, all the trees and branches of the entire Chang'an City pointed to the east.

This momentary change made all the monarchs and ministers of the Tang Dynasty, including Li Er, stunned for a while, and even forgot to hurry.

Almost subconsciously, everyone turned their heads and looked outside the gate of Chang'an City.

Under the sun that was moving westward, a monk was riding on a white horse. His big bald head shone brightly reflecting the sun, and he was riding his horse from west to east.

"His Majesty!"

"Brother Yu, have you come back from learning the scriptures?"

The send-off team here hasn't returned to the palace yet, and you, who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, have come back. Isn't your action a little too fast?
If I had known that you were such a quick shooter, then there would be no need to send you off with such a big fanfare.

The imperial palace has set up a banquet, and when you leave, I will warm a pot of wine for you, and the wine may be just right for you to drink when you come back from the scriptures.

Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes and looked at Li Er like a fool.

"Your Majesty, are you stupid?"

As soon as these words came out, all civil and military officials in the Manchu Dynasty fell silent. In the entire Tang Dynasty, there was only one person who dared to talk to His Majesty Li Er like this, and no other person could be found.

Li Er was also taken aback by Tang Sanzan's words, thinking that he had not fetched the scriptures, why did you come back?

I've finished seeing you off, and you still want to pick someone up?Do you really think I dare not kill the monk or what?

Fortunately, when Tang Sanzan came back this time, he didn't intend to put down the pick. He had more important things to do when he came back.

Looking at His Majesty Li Er who was staring at him, Tang Sanzan touched the ring on his left hand with his right hand, and a piece of meat wrapped in oiled paper weighing one catty appeared in his hand.

"Your Majesty, the poor monk walked halfway and suddenly remembered that although this trip is theoretically at least three to five years, at most ten years.

But it can't be said that the poor monk will get up in a wave. If he encounters some troubles and delays a little more time, he doesn't know when the return date will be.

Therefore, in order to avoid the tragedy that the poor monk can only go to your grave and burn the scriptures to you after returning, you can take this meat back and stew it, stew it, and eat it. "

The words were rough but not rough, listening to Tang San's words that Wuliu could not be buried, Li Er subconsciously took the oiled paper bag.

"This is this?"

"Oh, this is the Tang Monk meat that is rumored to be immortal, you can go back and stew it, stew it and eat it.

Just one catty is enough for three people. You, Empress Changsun, and Princess Changle should share it. "

"Gudong!"

In front of the gate of Chang'an City, there was the sound of people's eardrums buzzing and swallowing saliva.

The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, including a thousand cattle guards, looked at the oiled paper bag in Li's second hand, like a hungry wolf who had been hungry for seven days and seven nights and finally saw the meat.

If it wasn't for not knowing whether what Tang Sanzan said was true or not, and if it wasn't for knowing that Li Er was the emperor, someone would have rushed to snatch it.

"This Tang monk meat?"

Compared with the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, Li Er has a better understanding of the three characters of Tang monk meat.

Tang monk meat, isn't it the meat of Tang Sanbu?After all, Tang Sanzan mentioned countless times in his self-introduction that eating his meat could lead to immortality.

so.
"Brother Yu, are you serious?"

Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes, the picture of the poor monk came back with Tang Monk meat specially made for you, do you think it can still be fake?
Tang Sanbu just made an expression, and Li Er understood the meaning of the other party in seconds.

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Looking at the Tang monk's flesh in his hand, Li Er began to struggle again in his heart.

"Tang monk meat!
Eat the meat of Tang Monk that can live forever!

Looking at the past and the present, which emperor does not want to live forever?
But now, as long as you eat this meat, you will live forever.

But, this is really human flesh! "

so.
To eat or not to eat?This is a problem!
(End of this chapter)