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Chapter 376

As soon as Sha Laosan said these words, the eyes of other people looking at him were all bad.

Your master is obviously talking nonsense in a serious manner, can't you hear it?

Don't say anything else, just say that your master's name is Tang Sanzan, but he still calls himself his second brother. Can't you tell that he is talking nonsense?
How stupid are you?No brains, is it?
Then the great sage and the second senior brother thought again.

Damn, this guy seems to be really out of his mind right now.

Well, then don't bother with him.

Silently forgiving Sha Laosan for his ignorance in his heart, the great sage leaned on the pillar with his hands in his arms to watch the play, and the second senior brother's small eyes rolled around the old woman sitting next to Tang Sanzan from time to time.

A pair of eyes are dripping, I don't know what bad idea he is thinking.

After listening to Tang Sanzan's unreliable introduction, the old lady was in a bad mood.

Looking straight at Tang Sanzan with both eyes, he opened his mouth for a long time but couldn't utter a word.

After a long time, the old woman took a sip of tea and finally adjusted her mood.

"So, according to what the eminent monk said, the team ordered to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures is not the only one from you, the eminent monk?"

Tang Sanzan nodded, "Naturally."

After thinking about it, he added, "Take the team before Poor Monk as an example. Poor Monk's older brother, Tang Yizan, who can only rest after burying all the people, is ahead of Poor Monk in the matter of learning scriptures.

My elder brother was ordered by the king of Tang to learn Buddhist scriptures, and he took four apprentices along the way, a monkey king who made a big mistake and was trapped in Wuyu Mountain, a pig demon who violated the rules of heaven and was thrown down to the mortal world, and a disciple who was trapped in quicksand. The quicksand spirit of the world, a white dragon horse that travels thousands of miles every day.

The name of the poor monk is Tang Erzan, and people in the rivers and lakes form the burial sky and the burial place of Tang Erzan. It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that eating a piece of meat from the poor monk can lead to immortality.

Therefore, in order to be able to walk to the West Paradise alive and not be sent directly to the West Paradise, the poor monk subdued the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who made a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago and was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, and the Canopy Marshal who molested Chang'e and was demoted to his room 500 years ago. , 500 years ago, the rolling shutter general who overturned the glass lamp and was trapped in the Liusha River.

With these three apprentices, the hope of the poor monk to obtain the scriptures is greatly increased. "

Tang Sanbu looked at the old lady and continued to talk nonsense in a serious manner.

"After the poor monk left the Tang Dynasty, the king of Tang sent out the three younger brothers of the poor monk one after another.

The three burials of the Tang Dynasty, the burial of the sky, the burial of the ground, and the burial of the common people.

Burial sky, burial ground, burial common people, the Tang four burials that buried all common people and buried several bodies.

And the poor monk's youngest and most powerful fifth younger brother-the five burials of the Tang Dynasty, which buried the sky, buried the ground, buried the common people, and buried the Liudao burial. "

Old woman: "."

This didn't poke the monkey's nest, but the monk's nest, right?

And what kind of family are you guys?

One by one, they either buried the heavens and the earth or the common people, and what was even more frightening were those who buried the Six Paths without even letting themselves go?

It's harder to be cruel to others than to be cruel to yourself, isn't it?
mmp, the nonsense is so unreliable, how can you make people believe it?
How to believe?
Naturally it is superstition.

Well, the so-called superstition is to believe in a daze.

So the old woman hypnotized herself, while listening to Tang Sanzan's nonsense, she was so dazed that she didn't know why she believed Tang Sanzan's nonsense.

Tang Sanzan boasted nonsense, directly interrupting the old lady's established plan.

After a long time, I remembered my purpose.

then
"According to what Elder Tang said, since there are no less than five teams of Buddhist scriptures, it seems that the team of Elder Tang is not bad, right?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head, "Otherwise, even though the poor monk is only one of the Buddhist scriptures, it still represents one-fifth of the Buddhist scriptures, which is still very important."

The old woman took a deep breath, "Let's put it this way, the old woman has an unfeeling request here, and I wonder if the elder can fulfill it?"

Tang San stretched out his hand, "Old Madam, it's okay to say."

"That's right. The old lady's fortune is poor. Her husband died early, so she left three daughters with the old lady, orphans and widows, to guard the family business.

Now that the three daughters have grown up one after another, and the old woman is getting old, she wants to find a son-in-law for her daughter so that she can inherit the family business.

Today, as soon as I saw the elder's outstanding talent, I wanted to keep the elder in the village, marry a daughter to the elder, and accept the elder as your son-in-law. I don't know what the elder wants? "

As if she was afraid that Tang Sanzan would not agree, the old woman added, "Anyway, there are five elders and brothers. Even if the elder stays, there are other elders Tang who will go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. If you don't delay the business, please invite Tang "

Before the old woman finished speaking, she was interrupted by Tang Sanzan.

Tang San suddenly stood up from the chair, his eyes widened, he blushed and panted and stared at the old woman, "Son-in-law?"

The old lady said, are you going to bite me or something?He nodded on his face.

"I know this matter makes Elder Tang feel embarrassed, but"

Tang Sanzan interrupted the old woman's words before she could say anything, "No, it's not embarrassing, it's not embarrassing at all."

Tang Sanzan walked up to the old woman quickly, bowed down to the old woman and bowed, "To tell the truth to the old woman, although the poor monk is a monk, but because of his young age and deep practice, he has never cut off his emotions and six desires." .

When I just entered the door, I saw a daughter from the madam's house.

Not afraid of the old lady's jokes, the first time I saw that lady, I felt that I was in love.

At that moment, the poor monk felt that he had lived for 19 years, not for becoming an eminent monk, but for this journey to the west.

And the poor monk's journey to the west this time was not for learning scriptures. The reason why he took this path of learning scriptures was entirely because God wanted to fulfill the fate between the poor monk and the lady. "

The old woman: "." What the hell are you looking like you can't wait?
What about your virtuous and eminent monks who are not close to women?

What about your ten-year practice of clear rules and precepts?

Your westward journey to learn Buddhist scriptures, why not give up if you don’t reach Lingshan Mountain?

Now, what the hell are you telling me you fell in love just by looking at my daughter? ?

Now why are you telling me that you only found out today that the meaning of your life is not to learn the scriptures, but to come here on the way to learn the scriptures and meet my daughter?
I.
Come on, the deity's demon summoning doesn't work, and the demon summoning banner doesn't work for monks.

Where is the deity's demon refining pot?
Bring it to the deity, and the deity will smash the grandson to death.

"Old lady?"

Seeing the old woman staring straight at him, looking like she wanted to eat people, Tang Sanzan subconsciously felt a little guilty.

Damn, don't you know that you ate Zen Master Wuchao?
Shouldn't it? ?
At that time, the corpses and traces had been destroyed, and the land of the local mountain gods had also been cleaned up.

The poor monk is a monk, a dignified holy monk, they should never suspect that the poor monk ate the golden crow.

Fortunately, Tang Sanzan didn't let the old woman in front of him know about these brain supplements, otherwise the legendary pot for refining demons might have been smashed on his shiny forehead.

"Ah? Oh, what the elder means is that you are willing to be the son-in-law in the old woman's house?"

The old woman had a strange expression, as if she had eaten a fly.

Tang Sanzan nodded repeatedly, "Yes, of course I am willing.

It's better to ask the old lady to invite the lady just now, the poor monk wants to ask the lady's opinion on the spot. "

"True, Aiai, Lianlian, come out to pick up. Come out to meet some elders."

The old woman turned her head with twitching corners of her eyes, and shouted behind the screen.

"Come on~"

Two voices answered reluctantly, and three young women half-hidden by light veils came out from behind the screen.

But I saw the woman named Zhenzhen, who was about two years old, the fish and wild goose, the moon and the flowers.

The eighteen-year-old girl named Ai Ai is also full of beauty and beauty.

The last pity, I don't know what is on my mind, there is a bit of sadness between the brows, and there is a bit of Lin Daiyu's sorrow and tactful tactful "Autumn window has felt that autumn is endless, how can autumn rain help the desolation".

As soon as the three daughters came out, Tang Sanzan rushed to the youngest Lian Lian with a groan.

"The second burial of the little monk in the Tang Dynasty, the second burial of the burial in the sky and the ground, there are rumors in the world that if you eat a piece of meat from the little monk, you can live forever and rise to immortality immediately. How dare you ask the girl's name?"

That girl Lian Lian was caught off guard by Tang Sanzan, she was timid and cowardly, she said shyly, "My name is Lian Lian."

After speaking, Miss Lianlian turned her head away from looking at Tang Sanzan, with a shy look on her face.

In fact, she was afraid that looking at Tang Sanzang again, she would not be able to help but smash her mutton fat jade bottle in the face of this unscrupulous monk.

Tang Sanzan nodded, "So it's Miss Lian Lian.

I also ask Miss Lianlian to forgive the poor monk for his presumptuousness, so that the girl can know.

I just saw you for the first time in front of the gate outside the mansion, and the figure of the girl has already walked into my heart.

Your voice, face, smile, and every action you take have been deeply imprinted in the heart of the poor monk, and you can't get rid of them.

Only after meeting you did the poor monk know the meaning of his life, which is not in practicing, not in learning scriptures, and not in the Tang monk meat that can make people live forever by eating a piece.

The poor monk was born to meet you.

Miss Lian Lian, in order to be with you, the poor monk is willing to give up the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, the poor monk is willing to take off his cassock and return to secular life, and the poor monk is willing to marry into the mansion to be a son-in-law.

Girl, are you willing to accept the poor monk's wishes and be with the poor monk? "

To be honest, I have lived for so many years, where have I seen such a battle?

Don't say that you are a fake lady from a big family, even if it is true, who has seen such a coquettish confession these days

Shocked by Tang Sanzan's sudden coquettishness, Miss Lian Lian said "I" several times, but she couldn't say a complete sentence.

Seeing this, Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes and thought about it.

"By the way, when he said that he wanted to return to vulgarity, the poor monk went to the west to learn scriptures, and he was enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Now that I want to return to the secular world and get married, and no longer go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures, it is natural to tell the Bodhisattva so that the Bodhisattva can know. "

As he said that, Tang Sanzang flipped over a piece of golden talisman paper and it appeared in his hand.

Seeing the golden talisman paper, Miss Lianlian's complexion immediately changed.

"This talisman paper is an invitation talisman that can invite Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it is the last piece of invitation talisman in the poor monk's pile of invitation talismans.

The poor monk is using it here today. Please come to Guanyin Bodhisattva to witness and propose to the girl to show the poor monk's sincerity. "

Speaking of Tang Sanzan, the talisman paper was about to be ignited.

"Don't! Don't order."

The girl named Lian Lian looked at Tang Sanzan's key point talisman paper, her heart flickered, she waved her hand to stop it, and said indiscriminately, "Don't order it, I promise you."

(End of this chapter)