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Chapter 377

promise you!
As soon as these three words were uttered, Lian Lian's complexion immediately changed, turning pale with a swipe.

Damn, have you been disturbed by the demon? ,

He didn't want Tang San to point out the talisman, at worst the temptation would not go on, and he would show himself directly, Tang San would dare to play with him.
Well, he seems really daring.

However, no matter what, he showed up and told him that this was a temptation. What could he say in the face of the three great Bodhisattvas and the Holy Mother of Lishan?
And what did you just do?In a moment of urgency, I directly shouted yes to you?
This... Once these words are spoken, it will be too late even if I change back to the identity of Guanyin.

Wouldn't it be more embarrassing to change back now?
The question is, what the hell is going on in my brain to say such a thing that doesn't fit my brain?

The inner demon must be the inner demon that has affected him.

Well, this bastard Tang Sanzan, every time I see him, nothing good will happen.

If it hadn't been for the invitation of the Holy Mother of Lishan several times, it would not be easy to refute the face of the boss, and he would not have come to participate in this trial even if he was killed.

What kind of pissing is Tang Sanzan, how can he still not understand the contact along the way?

Still trying, and in the end, it must be my own side that suffers.

No!

After going back this time, I must resign with the Buddha, dare Tang Sanzan to take the Monkey King, Marshal Canopy, General Roller Circus, and take the position of chief executive of the circus to learn Buddhist scriptures from the west. Done.

Just when Guanyin Bodhisattva was thinking this way, Tang Sanzan grabbed the opponent's hand.

"Really? Miss Lian Lian, did you really agree?
Poor monk Poor monk is so happy, so happy, so happy.

It is better to hit the sun than to choose the day. The poor monk is proficient in astronomy and geography, Qimen Dunjia, astrology and astrology. I just calculated that today is an auspicious day for getting married and avoiding funerals.

Miss Lian, let's get married tonight! "

Being grabbed by Tang Sanzan, Miss Lianlian subconsciously wanted to pull it out.

After pumping a few times, he found that Tang Sanzan's big hands were like iron tongs holding him motionless, and he couldn't pull it out at all.

On the other side, the old woman who was disgusted by Tang Sanbu before looked at Lianlian's appearance, her eyes flickered several times, revealing a meaningful smile.

"Since Elder Tang loves my daughter and she agrees with this marriage, the old lady will naturally have no objections.

Elder Tang is a great virtuous monk. Elder Tang said that today is an auspicious day for the zodiac. The old woman naturally believed what Elder Tang said.

Then it is better to hit the sun than to choose the day, and today the old lady will marry you two. "

Tang Sanzan grinned, grabbed Lian Lian's hand, "Thank you, Madam, for fulfilling your wish."

Lian Lian, who was caught by Tang Sanzan, was anxious, and she winked at the old woman, but the old woman turned a blind eye and ignored it.

The two girls named Zhen Zhen Ai Ai looked at the expression on Lian Lian's face, and whispered something in the ear of the old woman, but the old woman shook her head and said 'no problem'.

Then, the old lady made a decision on the spot, and the whole house began to decorate with lights and festoons, preparing for the wedding.

Soon, an hour passed.

The sun has set and night has fallen.

I don't know what the old woman and three daughters said, but no one objected to this marriage.

In the hall, Tang Sanbu was wearing a big red robe and a groom's hat, holding a piece of red silk with a red hydrangea on it, and the other end of the red silk was in Lianlian's hand.

Lian Lian was dressed in a phoenix crown and Xiapei, with a red hijab on her head, like a married bride.

The auspicious time has come, and the second senior brother who has experience in getting married acts as the master of ceremonies.

"The auspicious time has come, let the bridegroom and bride come in."

Tang Sanzan led Lian Lian to the center of the hall.

"Worship heaven and earth."

Tang Sanzun paused, frowned and glared at the second senior brother, "The second funeral in the teacher's name is the burial sky and the burial ground, and the one who got up again worshiped the sky and the earth?"

The second senior brother looked confused, "Master, this is the process."

"Forget it, the world doesn't need to pray."

The second senior brother nodded, "Then, let's pay homage to the high hall."

Tang Sanzan and Lian Lian bowed down to the old woman sitting at the head together.

"Second obeisance. Husband and wife worship each other."

After the second worship, remembering that he didn't worship heaven and earth at all, the second senior brother hurriedly changed his words and almost flashed his tongue.

The two turned around ninety degrees to face each other, bowed down and bowed to each other.

"Licheng, send it to the bridal chamber."

The second senior brother's loud voice sounded again, Tang Sanzan was ready to walk to the bridal chamber while holding the red silk.

At this moment, in the dark night, there was a knock on the door from a distance.

"Bang bang bang!

Bang Bang Bang!
Is there anyone please?
The poor monk Tang Sanzan, the Tang Sanzan who buried the people in the sky and buried the common people, is a monk who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and obtain the scriptures. Today, he passed by the precious place and saw that it was getting late, so he came to stay overnight. , I also hope that the benefactor will make it convenient. "

quiet!
In the lobby that had just finished worshiping heaven and earth, there was a moment of deathly silence.

Tang Sanbu?
A Tang Sanbu came outside?

Then this.
Everyone looked at the bridegroom holding the red silk in unison.

A Tang Sanbu came outside, so who is this?

"The second burial of the poor monk Tang."

As if he understood everyone's thoughts, the bridegroom officer smiled politely and nodded to everyone, then turned around.

"Third brother, is that you, third brother?
I'm your second brother Tang Erzan! "

"Second brother??

Is that you, brother?
I am your third brother Tang Sanzan! "

After the door opened with a 'squeak', a monk who looked exactly like the groom walked in, and the two hugged each other, putting on a big show of recognizing their relatives.

Old woman: "."

Three daughters: "."

Great Sage and Second Senior Brother: "."

"Huh? I met Master's third brother so soon."

Sha Laosan looked at the monk who was hugging with his master, licked his lips, and muttered in a low voice, "He looks delicious."

Great Sage: "."

Second senior brother: "."

The two looked at each other and covered their faces at the same time—scientific research has proved that people will die if they have no brains.

"So, second brother, you have returned to the common life and got married, and you have become a door-to-door son-in-law here, so you don't want to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

The monk named Tang Sanzan asked while looking at 'Tang Erzan' who was wearing the groom's official attire.

'Tang Second Burial' nodded, "There are elder brothers and three younger brothers who are going to learn scriptures, poor monk. Oh, it doesn't matter whether I go or not."

Tang Sanzan nodded, with an expression of approval, "That's right."

Afterwards, Tang San stood up, and bowed to the old woman who looked at the 'two brothers' communicating suspiciously.

"For those who are called old women, the poor monk also has an unfeeling request."

Old woman: "."

Audience: "."

"you"

The old woman opened her mouth, and Tang Sanzan quickly replied, "The poor monk saw the girl Aiai with just one glance, and at that moment, the poor monk felt that he couldn't help but fell in love.

Therefore, the poor monk wants to ask the old lady to fulfill her wish.

This daughter, if one is fake, it's fake, and it's also a trick to recruit two son-in-laws. "

Before the old lady could answer, 'Tang Er Zan' asked first, "Third brother, you... you don't want to learn scriptures anymore?"

Tang Sanzan shook his head, "As the second elder brother said, there are elder brother and two younger brothers in the matter of learning scriptures, and whether the poor monk goes or not will not affect the overall situation."

Everyone: "."

It was another wedding, and there was no delay, after all, everything was ready-made.

After Tang Sanbu went to Aiai, the two couples were about to walk out of the bridal chamber when suddenly
"Bang bang bang!

Bang Bang Bang!
Excuse me, is anyone there?

The four burials of the poor monk in the Tang Dynasty, the burial of the sky, the ground, and the common people, the four burials of the Tang Dynasty where all the common people were buried.

The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to pray to the Buddha in order to obtain the scriptures. Today, he passed by your place, and seeing that it was getting late, he came to stay for a night, hoping that the almsgiver would make it convenient for him. "

Everyone: "."

When Tang Sibu took Zhenzhen and the old woman married all three daughters, she looked spoiled.

However.
"Bang bang bang!

Bang bang bang! "

Just when the three couples were about to go to the bridal chamber, there was another knock on the door just in time.

"Excuse me, is anyone there?
The five burials of the poor monk in the Tang Dynasty, the five burials of the Tang Dynasty, burying the sky, burying the ground, burying the common people, and burying the six burials.

The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship the Buddha in order to obtain the scriptures. Today, he passed by the Guibao Temple. Seeing that it was getting late, he came to stay overnight. "

The old woman: "." This is really stabbing the monk's nest, right?
The most frightening thing was that among the three monks who were already standing in front of him, he couldn't see the slightest sign of a fake, let alone a trace of change.

So much so that she couldn't help but began to have some doubts in her heart.

Is it possible that these monks are real? ?
Could it be that the old Tang's family really had five monks in one litter, and all five monks went to learn scriptures?

Mmp, do you five monks have a real father named Tang Yugong?
Are there endless children and grandchildren?

However, even if it is true, there are already three monks, and all three monks have married their own 'daughters', and now there is no daughter to marry, so Tang Wuzan can't make any more troubles, right? ? ?

However.
"Madam doesn't know that after giving birth to the poor monk, his mother died of dystocia. The poor monk lacked maternal love since he was a child, so the object of his love is also older.

The poor monk just came in, and the moment he saw his wife, he felt that his wife was the person the poor monk had been waiting for in his life.

I also hope that my wife will not give up, and don't refuse the friendship of the poor monk.

If the wife is willing, the poor monk is willing to give up the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, and stay in this mansion with several elder brothers to take care of the wife and several beloved daughters. "

The old woman: "." mmp, are you a bunch of monks or a bunch of bandits?

Sanguang policy ah?
Even with the three-light policy, when will there be a new policy of marrying light?
This is exactly what they want to do, the mother and daughter are all married away!
Looking at the old woman who was directly there in a daze, the four Tang brothers looked at each other, "Anyway, it is enough for the eldest brother to learn the scriptures, and my brother and I are happy to be at ease, and I would like to stay in the mansion and get closer together, hope A woman is perfect."

When saying this, Tang Sanzan was still secretly speculating in his heart.

Speaking of which, I wonder if this time I can verify the doubts that have been lingering in my heart for more than ten years.

If the scene of the Four Saints testing their Zen mind really stripped away the Lianlian Guanyin.
So, is the big guy in women's clothing who has turned into a teenage girl a real girl's body, or is it bigger than himself after stripping it off?

(End of this chapter)