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Chapter 383 5 Zhuang Guan
Chapter 383
Looking at the dull eyes of several apprentices, Tang Sanzan waved his hand.
"Take whatever you want, count as much as you want."
Dasheng: "." I don't know why, but I suddenly feel that the monk at this moment is so handsome.
The second brother: "." Hao!Simply inhumane!
I don't know why, but the second senior brother felt that he suddenly understood the reason why so many female fairies liked Tang Sanzhu.
I also understand why so many monsters want to catch Tang Sanbu knowing that they might be beaten to death or even eaten.
This is so special.
This is more than just eating his meat to live forever.
All the goblins who think about stewing Tang Sanbu and eating meat are ignorant idiots.
Tang Sanbu himself is the real treasure mountain.
This kind of monk is raised in a small dark room, and every day he pours out a spiritual fruit and a gourd elixir to give him a bite of food, otherwise he will be hungry, which is the best way to deal with it.
For such a monk, it is a waste of money to eat, and he will be punished by heaven.
"Master, let's be friends!"
With a plop, the second senior brother knelt down on the ground and hugged Tang Sanzan's thigh.
At this moment, the Taoist Jade Emperor and Guanyin Tathagata are not as shining in his eyes as the monk in front of him.
Just hug this monk's thigh tightly, as long as these elixir are enough.
What Jinxian, Taiyi, and Da Luo are definitely not his limit.
Don't forget that he can eat whatever he wants to make up for, he has innate supernatural powers to replenish his foundation, and he has elixir and fairy fruit to replenish his energy. From now on, Zhu Bajie can also be called the ancestor.
It's just, what will he call Zu at that time?
He is now a monk's apprentice, called Buddha?
No, there might be a fight with Sakyamuni.
Daozu?
No way, Daozu is also his former ancestor.
So... I was born as a monster, called the Demon Ancestor?
Uh. Let’s forget it, grabbing a woman’s name, I don’t want to do that, right?
Then
Well, there it is, Pig Zu!
From then on, Zhu Bajie is the ancestor of all pigs in the world.
In the future, with a big wave of his hand, the pig clan will go out to fight, and no grass will grow. Thinking about that scene, I am really a little excited.
Being hugged by the second senior brother on the thigh, Tang Sanzan looked at the second senior brother with a smile, and the second senior brother who looked directly felt hairy.
"Well, master, since master has spoken, as the saying goes, the elders can't deny it, so the old pig will naturally give master this face.
Master, you can take whatever you say, but I will not be polite to you, old pig! "
Letting go of Tang Sanzan's thigh, the second senior brother rushed over, plunged into the small pile of the pair of fairy fruit spirit pills, and buried himself directly in it.
While frantically stuffing it into his mouth, he put it in his pocket.
The only pity is that he found that these things seemed to be under some kind of restriction, and could not be installed in the magic weapon of space.
Otherwise, Zhu Bajie swears that he will definitely be able to clean up this pile.
I just don't know how Master put these things into his space magic weapon.
While thinking about it, the second senior brother pretended to eat while eating.
Until he hiccups after eating, he can't wait for the Jiuzhuan Golden Pill to fall out of his throat.
Knowing that he took off his clothes and packed them full, and couldn't fit another one, the second senior brother reluctantly walked out from the hill.
Looking back, the hill didn't seem to have decreased in the slightest, but it seemed to be a little more than before.
Compared with the second senior brother, the Great Sage is much calmer.
After all, he is someone who has seen big scenes, and the Great Sage didn't go in like the second senior brother to eat and stuff like crazy.
The Great Sage just walked to the edge of the hill, tasted the flavors one by one, memorized the taste of each pill, and separated the energy of each fairy fruit.
The Great Sage turned around and retreated. After walking a long distance, he changed suddenly amidst the bewildered expression of the second senior brother.
The supernatural powers of Fatianxiangdi were displayed, and the figure of the Great Sage was instantly magnified tens of thousands of times.
With a big hand grabbing it, the hill on the ground was obviously reduced by a small amount.
The other big hand went down again, and the hill on the ground was lost again.
Sha Laosan also had a full meal, and even the white horse gnawed a three-thousand, six-thousand, and nine-thousand-year-old flat peach, and poured a gourd of golden pills into his mouth before Tang Sanzan put away the remains on the ground. It is a pair of elixir from Xiaoshan.
Second senior brother: "."
Look at the fairy fruit and spirit pills that have been put away, look at the great sage who has cast the law of heaven and earth, and then look at himself who has almost exploded and is full of golden elixirs and fairy fruits.
The second senior brother suddenly wanted to cry.
He will do it in the same way!
It's just that why didn't he remember it?
Now that I think about it, it seems that it may be too late.
Looking at the Great Sage who obviously has a belly, the second senior brother also remembered that his master had said before that he would ask for ginseng fruit when he arrived at Wuzhuang Temple.
If you take these things away, they are all yours. You can’t eat them anytime.
But when the ginseng fruit arrived at Wuzhuang Temple, would he still be able to eat it?
The second senior brother didn't even think about whether Tang San could get ginseng fruit when he was buried in Wuzhuang Temple.
In fact, Tang Sanzan himself never thought about the possibility that he would not get ginseng fruit.
After pretending to be coercive, after frightening several apprentices, and after his white horse survived the catastrophe, Tang San buried his master and apprentice riding Sha Laosan again towards Longevity Mountain.
Perhaps it was the reason why he was full after eating Jindan and Xianguo, Sha Laosan was particularly efficient in driving the road again.
In half a quarter of an hour, Sha Laosan covered a distance of nearly three hundred miles.
After climbing up the Longevity Hill and arriving at the gate of Wuzhuang Temple, Tang San buried his master and apprentice down from Sha Laosan.
In order to show his respect to the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, Tang Sanzan knocked on the door himself.
"Bang Bang Bang!"
"Who is it?"
In the distance, a voice came from inside the door.
"Amitabha Buddha, the poor monk Tang Sanbu, burial sky, burial ground, burial common people, there are rumors in the rivers and lakes that eating a piece of poor monk meat can live forever.
The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Today, he passed by the Guibao Temple, and seeing that it was getting late, he came here to stay overnight."
However.
"Monk?"
A suspicious voice sounded from the door.
"Amitabha, if the donor insists on calling the poor monk that, it's fine."
There was a moment of silence inside the door, not knowing what to do.
"Amitabha, the poor monk has an old relationship with Zhenyuanzi Daxian"
"Squeak!"
As soon as the words fell, the door opened from the inside.
"Are you old with my master?"
The boy looked at Tang Sanzan with scrutiny in his eyes.
"Amitabha, that is exactly the case."
"Hmph, then you didn't say it earlier!"
The boy glared at Tang Sanzan, as if dissatisfied that the other party played tricks on him.
"Amitabha, is fellow Taoist Zhenyuanzi in the audience?"
Tang Sanzan put his palms together, he didn't seem to be angry because of the boy's impoliteness.
However, Tang Sanzan's words made the boy's face change.
Fellow? ?
I thought it was a little person who had been favored by the master. After all, my master is called the ancestor of the earth fairy. In the earth fairy world, it is not too much to have a relationship with my master. Immortals are all old with my master.
But the title Daoyou is not something ordinary people can use.
What is the identity of my master? ?
At the same level as the Buddha and Taoist ancestors, and on the same level as the demon ancestors.
There are not many such existences in the entire Three Realms who dare to call their masters as friends.
just
But I have never heard of one of my master's peers who is not a monk who is not the Buddha or the Four Great Bodhisattvas.
"Master Qing, go to the main hall and wait for a while. The master is retreating, and the junior will inform you."
Speaking of which, the boy invited another boy who should be lower than him to lead Tang Sanzan and others to the main hall, and ran to the backyard by himself.
"Master, this Zhenyuanzi Daxian is not easy, are you sure you can really get ginseng fruit from him?"
Tang Sanzan looked calm, "Amitabha, as a teacher, he had an old relationship with Zhen Yuanzi in his previous life, and he was just begging for a few fruits. With this little face, the other party should still sell him as a teacher."
The second senior brother opened his mouth, wanted to say something but didn't say it.
Tang Sanzun smiled, "If Zhen Yuanzi is really worthless, and you have the help of your brothers and sisters as a teacher, can't you grab it if you can't ask for it?"
What is the purpose of his journey to the West?
His master had already told him.
It's just making trouble!
It's just desperate to die, desperate to make trouble.
If he works hard until he dies, and if he makes troubles that are beyond the will of nature, he will succeed, he will be able to go to the Western Paradise, and his task of learning Buddhist scriptures will be considered to be successfully completed.
Therefore, Zhen Yuanzi gave him ginseng fruit, and he ate it.
If you don't give it, it's just what he wants!
If you don't give it to him, you can pick up the plane and make trouble!
In Journey to the West, didn't Monkey King smash Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit tree?
That was the Monkey King in Journey to the West, and now he has himself, a great monk, as the background, and his master and apprentice work together to dig out his ginseng fruit tree by the roots.
Not only did he dig up the roots, if he was in a bad mood, he dared to dig up all the soil for planting trees, don't you believe it?
Thinking like this, while discussing in a low voice, the four master and apprentice walked towards the main hall.
It seems that he didn't notice the boy who was leading the way and kept pulling out the corner of his mouth.
"Oh, I met Master, I just patronized and discussed it, and forgot about this boy.
This is a boy in Zhenyuanzi's Great Immortal Temple, so what we said earlier won't be passed on to Zhenyuanzi's ears, right? "
When we arrived at the main hall, looking at the boy who retreated after being poured with tea, the second senior brother belatedly let out an exclamation.
then
"Marshal Tianpeng, why are you afraid that it will be heard in my ears?"
After the words fell, a figure came out from the back of the hall.
To be honest, he was also a little confused about the arrival of Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice.
According to the original plan, he should have received the invitation of Yuanshi Tianzun to discuss the Tao after two days, and it would take three days for Tang San to bury his master and apprentice to arrive at his Wuzhuang Temple.
This also gave Monkey King the opportunity to steal ginseng fruit and overthrow the ginseng fruit tree.
However, he would never have imagined that Tang San and his disciples arrived three days earlier riding Sha Laosan than riding the white horse.
And the sudden arrival of Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice made him unprepared, so he was blocked in the audience like this.
Therefore, when he heard the boy Qingfeng report that a monk had come, Zhen Yuanzi was in a daze.
You guys came here so suddenly, I don't have anything to explain here.
The most important thing is, how can I just sit back and watch the boy's immorality anger Sun Wukong and let him push his ginseng fruit tree away?
Sun Wukong doesn't push his own tree, how can his ginseng fruit tree be nourished and strengthened by the Sanguang Shenshui from the merit pool of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in the jade bottle?
For him, this was a problem that came out of nowhere.
just
It never occurred to him that just when he bravely came out to meet Tang Sanzan, he happened to hear the words of Marshal Tianpeng.
The other party seemed to be plotting something that he couldn't let himself know.
so.
"Huh? This one."
Just when Zhen Yuanzi was secretly suspicious, Tang Sanzan took a step forward and walked in front of Zhen Yuanzi.
"This is Immortal Zhen Yuanzi, right?
The poor monk sees that you look like a scumbag and a talented person, and you look like a good person who is willing to do good. At first glance, you are a good person predetermined by the world.
So, Daxian Zhenyuanzi, you see that you are so kind and generous. Your ginseng fruit blooms in 3000 years, bears fruit in 3000 years, and matures in another 3000 years.
How about a hundred and eighty tooth-beating offerings to the poor monk and his disciples? "
Zhen Yuanzi: "."
(End of this chapter)
Looking at the dull eyes of several apprentices, Tang Sanzan waved his hand.
"Take whatever you want, count as much as you want."
Dasheng: "." I don't know why, but I suddenly feel that the monk at this moment is so handsome.
The second brother: "." Hao!Simply inhumane!
I don't know why, but the second senior brother felt that he suddenly understood the reason why so many female fairies liked Tang Sanzhu.
I also understand why so many monsters want to catch Tang Sanbu knowing that they might be beaten to death or even eaten.
This is so special.
This is more than just eating his meat to live forever.
All the goblins who think about stewing Tang Sanbu and eating meat are ignorant idiots.
Tang Sanbu himself is the real treasure mountain.
This kind of monk is raised in a small dark room, and every day he pours out a spiritual fruit and a gourd elixir to give him a bite of food, otherwise he will be hungry, which is the best way to deal with it.
For such a monk, it is a waste of money to eat, and he will be punished by heaven.
"Master, let's be friends!"
With a plop, the second senior brother knelt down on the ground and hugged Tang Sanzan's thigh.
At this moment, the Taoist Jade Emperor and Guanyin Tathagata are not as shining in his eyes as the monk in front of him.
Just hug this monk's thigh tightly, as long as these elixir are enough.
What Jinxian, Taiyi, and Da Luo are definitely not his limit.
Don't forget that he can eat whatever he wants to make up for, he has innate supernatural powers to replenish his foundation, and he has elixir and fairy fruit to replenish his energy. From now on, Zhu Bajie can also be called the ancestor.
It's just, what will he call Zu at that time?
He is now a monk's apprentice, called Buddha?
No, there might be a fight with Sakyamuni.
Daozu?
No way, Daozu is also his former ancestor.
So... I was born as a monster, called the Demon Ancestor?
Uh. Let’s forget it, grabbing a woman’s name, I don’t want to do that, right?
Then
Well, there it is, Pig Zu!
From then on, Zhu Bajie is the ancestor of all pigs in the world.
In the future, with a big wave of his hand, the pig clan will go out to fight, and no grass will grow. Thinking about that scene, I am really a little excited.
Being hugged by the second senior brother on the thigh, Tang Sanzan looked at the second senior brother with a smile, and the second senior brother who looked directly felt hairy.
"Well, master, since master has spoken, as the saying goes, the elders can't deny it, so the old pig will naturally give master this face.
Master, you can take whatever you say, but I will not be polite to you, old pig! "
Letting go of Tang Sanzan's thigh, the second senior brother rushed over, plunged into the small pile of the pair of fairy fruit spirit pills, and buried himself directly in it.
While frantically stuffing it into his mouth, he put it in his pocket.
The only pity is that he found that these things seemed to be under some kind of restriction, and could not be installed in the magic weapon of space.
Otherwise, Zhu Bajie swears that he will definitely be able to clean up this pile.
I just don't know how Master put these things into his space magic weapon.
While thinking about it, the second senior brother pretended to eat while eating.
Until he hiccups after eating, he can't wait for the Jiuzhuan Golden Pill to fall out of his throat.
Knowing that he took off his clothes and packed them full, and couldn't fit another one, the second senior brother reluctantly walked out from the hill.
Looking back, the hill didn't seem to have decreased in the slightest, but it seemed to be a little more than before.
Compared with the second senior brother, the Great Sage is much calmer.
After all, he is someone who has seen big scenes, and the Great Sage didn't go in like the second senior brother to eat and stuff like crazy.
The Great Sage just walked to the edge of the hill, tasted the flavors one by one, memorized the taste of each pill, and separated the energy of each fairy fruit.
The Great Sage turned around and retreated. After walking a long distance, he changed suddenly amidst the bewildered expression of the second senior brother.
The supernatural powers of Fatianxiangdi were displayed, and the figure of the Great Sage was instantly magnified tens of thousands of times.
With a big hand grabbing it, the hill on the ground was obviously reduced by a small amount.
The other big hand went down again, and the hill on the ground was lost again.
Sha Laosan also had a full meal, and even the white horse gnawed a three-thousand, six-thousand, and nine-thousand-year-old flat peach, and poured a gourd of golden pills into his mouth before Tang Sanzan put away the remains on the ground. It is a pair of elixir from Xiaoshan.
Second senior brother: "."
Look at the fairy fruit and spirit pills that have been put away, look at the great sage who has cast the law of heaven and earth, and then look at himself who has almost exploded and is full of golden elixirs and fairy fruits.
The second senior brother suddenly wanted to cry.
He will do it in the same way!
It's just that why didn't he remember it?
Now that I think about it, it seems that it may be too late.
Looking at the Great Sage who obviously has a belly, the second senior brother also remembered that his master had said before that he would ask for ginseng fruit when he arrived at Wuzhuang Temple.
If you take these things away, they are all yours. You can’t eat them anytime.
But when the ginseng fruit arrived at Wuzhuang Temple, would he still be able to eat it?
The second senior brother didn't even think about whether Tang San could get ginseng fruit when he was buried in Wuzhuang Temple.
In fact, Tang Sanzan himself never thought about the possibility that he would not get ginseng fruit.
After pretending to be coercive, after frightening several apprentices, and after his white horse survived the catastrophe, Tang San buried his master and apprentice riding Sha Laosan again towards Longevity Mountain.
Perhaps it was the reason why he was full after eating Jindan and Xianguo, Sha Laosan was particularly efficient in driving the road again.
In half a quarter of an hour, Sha Laosan covered a distance of nearly three hundred miles.
After climbing up the Longevity Hill and arriving at the gate of Wuzhuang Temple, Tang San buried his master and apprentice down from Sha Laosan.
In order to show his respect to the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, Tang Sanzan knocked on the door himself.
"Bang Bang Bang!"
"Who is it?"
In the distance, a voice came from inside the door.
"Amitabha Buddha, the poor monk Tang Sanbu, burial sky, burial ground, burial common people, there are rumors in the rivers and lakes that eating a piece of poor monk meat can live forever.
The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Today, he passed by the Guibao Temple, and seeing that it was getting late, he came here to stay overnight."
However.
"Monk?"
A suspicious voice sounded from the door.
"Amitabha, if the donor insists on calling the poor monk that, it's fine."
There was a moment of silence inside the door, not knowing what to do.
"Amitabha, the poor monk has an old relationship with Zhenyuanzi Daxian"
"Squeak!"
As soon as the words fell, the door opened from the inside.
"Are you old with my master?"
The boy looked at Tang Sanzan with scrutiny in his eyes.
"Amitabha, that is exactly the case."
"Hmph, then you didn't say it earlier!"
The boy glared at Tang Sanzan, as if dissatisfied that the other party played tricks on him.
"Amitabha, is fellow Taoist Zhenyuanzi in the audience?"
Tang Sanzan put his palms together, he didn't seem to be angry because of the boy's impoliteness.
However, Tang Sanzan's words made the boy's face change.
Fellow? ?
I thought it was a little person who had been favored by the master. After all, my master is called the ancestor of the earth fairy. In the earth fairy world, it is not too much to have a relationship with my master. Immortals are all old with my master.
But the title Daoyou is not something ordinary people can use.
What is the identity of my master? ?
At the same level as the Buddha and Taoist ancestors, and on the same level as the demon ancestors.
There are not many such existences in the entire Three Realms who dare to call their masters as friends.
just
But I have never heard of one of my master's peers who is not a monk who is not the Buddha or the Four Great Bodhisattvas.
"Master Qing, go to the main hall and wait for a while. The master is retreating, and the junior will inform you."
Speaking of which, the boy invited another boy who should be lower than him to lead Tang Sanzan and others to the main hall, and ran to the backyard by himself.
"Master, this Zhenyuanzi Daxian is not easy, are you sure you can really get ginseng fruit from him?"
Tang Sanzan looked calm, "Amitabha, as a teacher, he had an old relationship with Zhen Yuanzi in his previous life, and he was just begging for a few fruits. With this little face, the other party should still sell him as a teacher."
The second senior brother opened his mouth, wanted to say something but didn't say it.
Tang Sanzun smiled, "If Zhen Yuanzi is really worthless, and you have the help of your brothers and sisters as a teacher, can't you grab it if you can't ask for it?"
What is the purpose of his journey to the West?
His master had already told him.
It's just making trouble!
It's just desperate to die, desperate to make trouble.
If he works hard until he dies, and if he makes troubles that are beyond the will of nature, he will succeed, he will be able to go to the Western Paradise, and his task of learning Buddhist scriptures will be considered to be successfully completed.
Therefore, Zhen Yuanzi gave him ginseng fruit, and he ate it.
If you don't give it, it's just what he wants!
If you don't give it to him, you can pick up the plane and make trouble!
In Journey to the West, didn't Monkey King smash Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit tree?
That was the Monkey King in Journey to the West, and now he has himself, a great monk, as the background, and his master and apprentice work together to dig out his ginseng fruit tree by the roots.
Not only did he dig up the roots, if he was in a bad mood, he dared to dig up all the soil for planting trees, don't you believe it?
Thinking like this, while discussing in a low voice, the four master and apprentice walked towards the main hall.
It seems that he didn't notice the boy who was leading the way and kept pulling out the corner of his mouth.
"Oh, I met Master, I just patronized and discussed it, and forgot about this boy.
This is a boy in Zhenyuanzi's Great Immortal Temple, so what we said earlier won't be passed on to Zhenyuanzi's ears, right? "
When we arrived at the main hall, looking at the boy who retreated after being poured with tea, the second senior brother belatedly let out an exclamation.
then
"Marshal Tianpeng, why are you afraid that it will be heard in my ears?"
After the words fell, a figure came out from the back of the hall.
To be honest, he was also a little confused about the arrival of Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice.
According to the original plan, he should have received the invitation of Yuanshi Tianzun to discuss the Tao after two days, and it would take three days for Tang San to bury his master and apprentice to arrive at his Wuzhuang Temple.
This also gave Monkey King the opportunity to steal ginseng fruit and overthrow the ginseng fruit tree.
However, he would never have imagined that Tang San and his disciples arrived three days earlier riding Sha Laosan than riding the white horse.
And the sudden arrival of Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice made him unprepared, so he was blocked in the audience like this.
Therefore, when he heard the boy Qingfeng report that a monk had come, Zhen Yuanzi was in a daze.
You guys came here so suddenly, I don't have anything to explain here.
The most important thing is, how can I just sit back and watch the boy's immorality anger Sun Wukong and let him push his ginseng fruit tree away?
Sun Wukong doesn't push his own tree, how can his ginseng fruit tree be nourished and strengthened by the Sanguang Shenshui from the merit pool of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in the jade bottle?
For him, this was a problem that came out of nowhere.
just
It never occurred to him that just when he bravely came out to meet Tang Sanzan, he happened to hear the words of Marshal Tianpeng.
The other party seemed to be plotting something that he couldn't let himself know.
so.
"Huh? This one."
Just when Zhen Yuanzi was secretly suspicious, Tang Sanzan took a step forward and walked in front of Zhen Yuanzi.
"This is Immortal Zhen Yuanzi, right?
The poor monk sees that you look like a scumbag and a talented person, and you look like a good person who is willing to do good. At first glance, you are a good person predetermined by the world.
So, Daxian Zhenyuanzi, you see that you are so kind and generous. Your ginseng fruit blooms in 3000 years, bears fruit in 3000 years, and matures in another 3000 years.
How about a hundred and eighty tooth-beating offerings to the poor monk and his disciples? "
Zhen Yuanzi: "."
(End of this chapter)
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