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Chapter 384 Aren't You A Fool?

Zhen Yuanzi felt that if he wasn't crazy, then the monk in front of him must be crazy.

It's just that he is sure and certain that he is not crazy.

So, rule out a wrong option and come to the final conclusion - the monk in front of me is crazy.

Well, after reaching such a conclusion, Zhen Yuanzi subconsciously took a step back and distanced himself from Tang Sanzan.

It is said that it is not illegal for lunatics and psychopaths to bite.

In case of getting too close, this lunatic bites himself. Although it doesn't hurt, he is disgusting.

"Daxian?"

Seeing Zhen Yuanzi looking at him with weird eyes, and subconsciously taking a step back, Tang Sanzan was a little puzzled.

What's happening here?
The poor monk just asked you to beg for a few fruits to eat, so he couldn't be so stingy, and backed away in fright?

Even if you retreat, you still have to give those fruits.

"that."

Looking at Tang Sanzan's puzzled expression, Zhen Yuanzi was a little tangled up. After a few words, considering that the monk was a psychopath, Zhen Yuanzi felt that his tone needed to be more tactful.

"The holy monk knows the ginseng fruit of my Wuzhuang Temple.

So does the holy monk know that on this tree of mine, only 9000 fruits can be obtained in [-] years? "

Tang Sanzun nodded, thinking what's wrong with this guy, he didn't know that he only bears 9000 fruits on a tree for [-] years, so he would ask for so little?

If you are the same as the flat peach in the flat peach garden, believe it or not, the poor monk will be worth a thousand dollars with just one mouth.

"That"

Seeing Tang Sanzun nodding, Zhen Yuanzi asked again, "Since the holy monk knows that my tree only bears thirty fruits in 9000 years, do you know that I only have one tree."

Tang Sanbu: "."

It's over! It's over!

This Zhen Yuanzi is not a fool.

Take a look at what questions are being asked here, among the Three Realms, how many people know about Zhenyuanzi but don’t know that your Zhenyuanzi only has a ginseng fruit tree?

He felt that Zhen Yuanzi must have been stimulated by something, and he was so stimulated that he became stupid.

Looking at the dumb Zhen Yuanzi, Tang Sanzan felt inexplicably sympathetic.

This guy has become a fool. Isn't it a little too inhumane to exploit him like this? ?
Well, in the spirit of humanitarianism, the poor monk decided
"That poor monk suddenly felt that he couldn't finish eating a hundred or eighty fruits. After thinking about it, it's better to ask for less.

Daxian, give the poor monk 87 nineteen ginseng fruits that you have treasured. "

One hundred and eighty, at least eighty.

Now I only need 79, and I want one less, which saves Zhen Yuanzi one-eightyth, and saves one-thirtieth of the quantity on a tree.

Tang Sanzan felt that he was indeed worthy of the name of a holy monk. After knowing that Zhen Yuanzi had become a fool, he began to learn to be considerate of others.

Zhen Yuanzi: "."

79?

Seeing Tang Sanzan's expression of "I'm saving face and asking you less", Zhen Yuanzi became more and more sure that this Tang Sanzan was indeed a lunatic.

And maybe a fool too.

A stupid and crazy psychopath is now blocking the door to find ginseng fruit, what should he do?
To give, or not to give?

It stands to reason that he would give ginseng fruit, but he buried one, or even two, for Tang San.

Zhen Yuanzi didn't even feel bad for giving the Great Sage and Second Senior Brother the same one.

But the problem is
This crazy Tang Sanbu needs a hundred and eighty grains for a mouth, and 79 grains for less.

This is totally killing him.

so
Is the monk in front of him absolutely unable to lift a knife, or does he feel that he is afraid of his show?

Taking a step back again to prevent himself from being bitten, Zhen Yuanzi shook his head, "The holy monk is a little too strong.

Ginseng fruit, I don't have 79 pieces in stock here, how can I give you [-] pieces. "

Hearing Zhen Yuanzi's words, Tang Sanzan's face immediately turned cold.

Hello Zhenyuanzi.

You are not giving face to the poor monk.

In order to take care of your mental problems, the poor monks are asking for as few as possible. At the beginning, they planned to ask for one or two hundred, but now they have been reduced to 79. You are still haggling over it.

If you do this, the poor monk will lose face?
"Really don't give it?"

Zhen Yuanzi shook his head, and looked sympathetically at Tang Sanzan who was really crazy, "Really not."

"Of course not?"

Zhen Yuanzi sighed in his heart, the Jin Chanzi he knew back then was so smart and wise.

Now, it's just that I haven't seen him in 500 years, so how can I become a lunatic + fool? "

Tang Sanzun took a step forward and waved his hand.

"If not, just kill that little boy."

Zhen Yuanzi: "."

Great Sage: "."

Second senior brother: "."

This... What a strange brain circuit.

There is no ginseng fruit. Is there any direct connection with the Taoist boy you want to kill?
related?Of course there are.

But it was Tang Sanzan who saw that Xiaodao boy approached Zhen Yuanzi, and was about to tell the truth.

As a young master of death who always insists on the front line of death, how could Tang Sanzan not know how to protect himself when he is dying and not really kill himself?

Except for the one accidental death in the game of Four Saints, he has never died a second time in his life.

The reason why he can be so strong is because of his vigilance that can nip all crises in the bud in time.

Sure enough, after Tang Sanzan raised his hand and pointed, the little boy subconsciously stopped in his tracks.

Listening to Tang Sanzan's words, and thinking of Tang Sanzan's ferocious expression when he said he was going to loot their Wuzhuang Temple, Xiao Daotong felt his brain go blank for an instant.

Seeing his tiger body trembling, Xiao Daotong was stunned and bowed before bowing his head. Tang Sanzan was secretly satisfied with his domineering aura.

But Zhen Yuanzi, while gaining a deeper understanding of the extent of Tang San's insanity, also saw the Taoist boy who came to his side.

Although there are not too many rules in his Wuzhuang temple, when the master is entertaining guests, it is not something that just a Taoist boy can approach.

Especially this way of childlike innocence is so bad, he was so frightened that he was so stupid.

Frowning, Zhen Yuanzi waved at Daotong, "Qingye, step back first."

Hearing his master's order, Dao Tong, whose mind was still blank, retreated subconsciously according to his master's order.

Seeing Daotong walking away foolishly, Tang Sanzan secretly let out a sigh of relief.

To be a robber, you must have principles.

Quietly enter the village, do not shoot.

Once people are prepared in advance to startle the snake, many moves will not work.

It's like his special skill of hugging thighs, although I don't know if it will work for Zhen Yuanzi.

But let's say that a dignified quasi-sage, if he is prepared, will let him, who is slightly stronger than the fifth slag, hug his thigh?

According to what his master said, his thigh-hugging magic can make 100% of the enemies who are hugged lose their cultivation. within the definition of %.

100% after all?

However, a theory is a theory after all. In theory, a small stone can directly destroy the earth after reaching several times the speed of light, but can a small stone reach several times the speed of light?
Tang Sanzan felt that, to be on the safe side, he had to hug his thigh unexpectedly to increase the success rate of being able to hug his thigh.

"Ugh!"

Seeing Tang Sanzan looking thoughtfully at the departing Daotong, Zhen Yuanzi couldn't help but sigh.

Thinking that although Jin Chanzi and I were not close friends, at least we had known each other once.

Now that Jin Chanzi was not only reincarnated, but also a fool, Zhen Yuanzi felt a little sympathetic.

"Forget it, I still have some ginseng fruit here, let me give you three or four today."

It was only halfway through the talk that Yuanzi Zhen noticed Sha Laosan who seemed to have no sense of existence, and gritted his teeth and added another one.

Tang Sanbu: "."

Seeing Zhen Yuanzi's generous face, Tang Sanzan wanted to scold her.

mmp, the poor monk is ready to grab his thighs and loot, what the hell are you telling the poor monk that you want to give the poor monk four fruits?

Four fruits are enough for an egg, it's really easy to bully a poor monk, right?
It's just that everyone gritted their teeth and said that they were going to give him four fruits, and he suddenly hugged his thighs, beat people up and ransacked Wuzhuang temple, isn't he a little careless?

If it spreads in the future, will there be a notoriety of him not paying attention to Tang San's burial and repaying kindness and revenge in the Three Realms?
Although he didn't care, once the demons behind him knew that he didn't pay attention, and knew his nature of repaying favors, bah bah, who doesn't pay attention, who will repay favors?
After hearing the rumors that he is not particular and that he will repay his kindness with revenge, will it have a great impact on his continued deception in the future?

If it spreads because of this, everyone will guard against him when he tries to die in the future, so that he will not have the chance to cheat people to death.

Doesn't that hurt?
Thinking of this, Tang Sanzan couldn't help but start to doubt when he looked at Zhen Yuanzi who was looking very angry.

Did this bastard know that he was going to do something, so he said he wanted to give him fruit to plug his mouth? ? ,

The more he thought about it, the more Tang Sanzan felt that this conjecture was credible.

Otherwise, how do you explain that when Zhen Yuanzi said he would give him three fruits, and the next moment he was about to use the excuse that he wanted three peaches to kill four scholars, he changed his name to four? ?

This guy can't really read minds, can he?

Thinking of his fear of being dominated by his master's mind-reading skills, Tang Sanzan couldn't help feeling a little apprehensive.

just
no, sorry.

Four ginseng fruits. Not enough!
Looking at Zhen Yuanzi, lowering his head, Tang Sanzan gritted his teeth.

Wave your hand.

brush!
A hill that was put away before appeared in Zhen Yuanzi's main hall.

"Eighty, the poor monk will exchange it with you."

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