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Chapter 394 Open the door, your courier has arrived

"Ding dong dong dong dong gourd baby."

"I lost three when I was born."

"Wind and rain and lost three."

"I'm the only one left!"

On Pingdingshan, in front of the Lotus Cave, Tang Sanzan came slowly from a distance humming a happy song.

This time, Tang Sanzan played a guest role as a courier boy, preparing to send himself to the Lianhua Cave in Pingdingshan by courier.

As for the reason.
Do you understand fishing law enforcement?
Waiting for those two idiots to catch him, it doesn't have to be long.

Thinking that his baby will be kept by those two idiots for a while, Tang San can't wait.

Under such impatience, Tang Sanzan decided to take the initiative to send him to the door, let Jinjiaoyinjiao catch him, and then the Great Sage and the second senior brother came to rescue him.

Of course, although he likes to die, Tang Sanzun does not die without confidence.

To be on the safe side, to ensure that he would not really be stewed by those two idiots, Tang Sanzan carried a monkey hair of the Great Sage with him.

At that time, if there is danger, the Great Sage will come to rescue him in time.

After all, reality is not a novel, nor is it acting in a TV series.

Not all monsters are so short-sighted, they have to starve for a few days after catching Tang Sanzan, discuss how to eat and discuss for a few more days, and wait for the great sage to come to save them.

What's more, with the IQs of the Jinjiao and Yinjiao brothers, even if they were acting, Tang Sanzan couldn't guarantee that they wouldn't stew themselves before the Great Sage came.

As we all know, the more intelligent and self-righteous an actor is, the more he likes to change the script according to his own ideas.

"Ding dong dong dong dong dong gourd baby~"

Humming a song, Tang Sanzan walked to the entrance of the Lotus Cave with brisk, joyful steps.

"Dong Dong Dong~"

"Dong Dong Dong~"

Tang Sanzan took a nine-ring tin stick and smashed it on the cave door a few times.

"Open the door! Your courier has arrived!"

"Crash~"

The cave door was raised, and a little monster with a tiger's head and a tiger's brain ran out from it.

"Hey, a cerebellar axe!"

Looking at this little monster with a tiger head and a tiger brain, Tang Sanzan showed surprise in his eyes.

Although Cerebellar Ax's meat is not tasty, he has a special fate with Cerebellar Axe.

Along the way, he no longer knows how many Cerebellar Axes have been killed.

Strange to say, it is clear that one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, which proves that the number of tigers is rare, but for some reason, it seems that every mountain has such a fine cerebellar axe.

It may also be that the Cerebellar Ax was originally a Beastmaster, with a relatively high survival rate, and it would be easier to become a master if he lived for a long time.

Cerebellar Axe. Bah, bah, bah, the tiger-headed tiger demon looked at Tang Sanzan, and when he heard Tang Sanzan call him Cerebellar Axe, his face was stupefied.

"What are you? How do you know my name?"

Tang Sanzan: "." What the hell are you really called Cerebellar Axe?

"The benefactor of the cerebellar axe, the poor monk Tang Sanzan, buried the common people in the sky and buried the common people. It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that eating a piece of the poor monk's meat can make him immortal.

The poor monk came from the Western Paradise and the Tang Dynasty from the Eastern Land, and went to the Daleiyin Temple of the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and learn scriptures. Today, he passed by Guibao Cave. I also hope that the benefactor of Cerebellar Axe will make it convenient. "

Halfway through speaking, Tang Sanzan accidentally hiccupped.

Secretly slandering in his heart, he blamed Bajie for insisting on persuading the poor monk to eat before he came, so as not to starve after a long drama.

It's all right now, I just burped when I said something about my hunger and thirst, how do people see me as a teacher now?

As a teacher, he is determined to be that Oscar statuette, a qualified actor, how can he allow such a serious flaw in his acting skills.

Sure enough, when Tang Sanzan was secretly scolding the second senior brother in his heart, Cerebral Axe couldn't help looking at Tang Sanzan with weird eyes, as if he was looking at a bastard who opened his eyes and told nonsense.

pill!

Seeing Cerebellar Axe's expression, Tang San said in his heart a pill, this person seems to be about to collapse.

Although he knows that he is unreliable, it is easy to collapse the character, especially when he wants to play a real monk, the character collapses as quickly as possible.

It's just that he thought that his character set would collapse, but he didn't expect that now that he didn't even see the real master, the character set would collapse in seconds.

so
Murder or kill?
Since this cerebellar ax that was closely related to me caused his avatar to collapse, and he collapsed this cerebellar axe before being discovered by others and hid the body, can he keep his avatar from collapsing for a period of time?

Mom~
Master, acting is really difficult!
It seems that if you want to challenge Oss to watch the statuette in the future, you can only act in your true colors.

With so many thoughts in his heart, Tang Sanzan had already raised the nine-ringed tin stick in his hand, ready to give this Cerebellar Axe a hard blow.

Donor of the Cerebellar Axe, don't blame the poor monk for being cruel.

If you want to blame, you can only blame the poor monk for hiccupping at the wrong time. If you want to blame, you can only blame the fact that you heard the poor monk belching and knew that the poor monk was not hungry.

so.
Cerebellar axe, die
Just as Tang Sanzan lifted up the nine-ringed tin rod, Cerebellar Axe withdrew his puzzled eyes from him and looked up at the sun in the middle of the sky
"It's getting dark. Is it late?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

Looking up at the sun in the middle of the sky, Tang San was speechless for a while.

mmp, I scared the poor monk to death. I thought this person was going to collapse. It turned out that the poor monk burped and saw through the truth that the poor monk was not hungry.

Then it's all right, my personality is finally stable.

Master, let’s just talk about it. Your apprentice is very talented, and he can win an Oscar without acting in his true colors!
With an instant change of mind, Tang Sanzan quietly put down the nine-ring tin staff, with a gentle smile on his face.

"Of course, Cerebellar Ax benefactor, the sun is in the middle now, and it's almost noon.

The Pingdingshan is so high that the poor monk has a mortal body, and he will definitely not be able to descend the mountain in one afternoon.

If you can't go down the mountain, the poor monk will spend the night in the mountain at night.

There are many wolves, tigers and leopards in the mountains, as well as monsters.

Poor monk, an ordinary monk, if he encounters wolves, tigers and leopards, especially monsters, wouldn't his life be completely insecure? ? "

Hearing this, Cerebellar Axe looked at Tang Sanzan suspiciously.

After thinking about it, he nodded seriously.

"Indeed, wolves, tigers and leopards are more dangerous, and demons and ghosts are less good and evil. If you meet a monk at night, you will basically die."

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan nodded repeatedly, "That's right, so I would like to ask the benefactor of the Cerebellar Axe to let the poor monk spend the night in the cave."

Cerebellar Ax hesitated, looked up at Tang Sanzan
"But, I am also the tiger among wolves, tigers and leopards. Our cave is full of monsters. Wouldn't it be more dangerous for you to live here at night?"

Tang Sanzan: "." mmp, why did this Cerebellar Ax suddenly become smarter.

It's over! It's over!

The character is about to collapse again.

or
Thinking in his heart whether he should just kill him or not, Tang Sanzan was still making his last effort.

"The words of the benefactor of the Cerebellar Axe are wrong, but you must know that wolves, tigers and leopards are animals.

The ancients said that parrots can keep their words inseparable from birds, and orangutans can keep their words inseparable from animals. Although people can speak without faith, it is not easy for animals.

It is said that although parrots and orangutans can talk, they are still beasts because they have no thoughts.

And the reason why human beings are human is that human beings have more thoughts than animals.

Cerebellar Ax Donor You used to be a Cerebellar Axe, but now you can speak, think, and have friendly and cordial conversations with humans.

This proves that you have broken away from the category of beasts, and are no longer a simple cerebellar axe. "

Cerebellar Ax was stunned, "Then what am I?"

Tang Sanzan thought for a while, "You are not a simple cerebellar axe!"

Cerebellar Axe: "."

"Monk, what you said makes sense!"

Tang Sanzan chuckled, "Of course, Cerebellar Ax benefactor, you are not a simple Cerebellar Axe, so naturally you are not a jackal.

As for the monsters, although you, the Cerebellar Ax benefactors, have all become spirits.

But you must know that the poor monk came here to stay with you on his own initiative, not as meat that you caught.

There is an essential difference between the two, the poor monk took the initiative to come to stay overnight, and the poor monk occupies a dominant position in the communication with your demon brothers.

The blood eater was caught by you yourself, you put in the effort, the blood eater was forced to be caught, and you occupy a dominant position. "

Tang Sanzan looked at Cerebellar Axe's bewildered look, and asked with a smile, "So, the benefactor of Cerebellar Axe, the poor monk, was it you who captured it?"

Cerebellar Ax shook his head, "No."

Tang Sanzan clapped his hands, "That's right, although the poor monk came to stay with you, but the poor monk himself is free.

The poor monk entered your cave through communicating with you, and he is your guest.

Not only should you not harm the poor monk, but you should also protect the poor monk from being hurt by other demons.

Only in this way can you prove that you have broken away from the category of beasts, and that you are a real goblin who understands reason.

Donor of the Cerebellar Axe, do you think what the poor monk said is reasonable? "

Cerebellar Ax blinked, looked at Tang Sanzan, his eyes filled with deep admiration, and nodded fiercely.

"Monk, what you said is too reasonable."

Looking at the worship in Cerebellar Axe's eyes, Tang Sanzan was a little embarrassed.

"Where is it, the poor monk just knows a little more than you. As long as you study more, the cerebellar ax benefactor, one day you will be as knowledgeable as the poor monk."

Cerebellar Axe nodded heavily, "Monk, I, Cerebellar Axe, will definitely study hard in the future."

As soon as he said that, Cerebellar Ax turned around and ran inside, "Monk, wait, I'll ask the king if he can let you stay overnight."

Hearing this, Tang Sanzun nodded, watched the Cerebellar Ax run into the hole, and said, "Run slowly, don't fall."

Cerebellar Ax stopped, turned around and looked at Tang Sanzan gratefully, "So, if you run slower, you won't fall?"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback, looked at Cerebellar Axe sympathetically, and nodded, "Run slower and you won't fall."

Cerebellar Fu's eyes became more and more grateful, "By the way, monk, what are you doing here?"

Tang Sanzan smiled, "Send the courier."

Cerebellar Axe: "Express delivery? What is that?"

Tang Sanzan thought for a while, "It's just a gift."

"what?"

"A monk!"

(End of this chapter)