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Chapter 395 More poisonous than Sanlu milk powder

Cerebellar Ax left, leaving Tang Sanzan with a dashing back.

Not long after, Tang Sanzan heard the sound of Cerebellar Ax communicating with people from the cave.

"Eldest King, Second Great King, there is a monk outside the door who wants to spend the night in our residence."

At this moment, a strange voice sounded, "Monk?"

"Yes, my lord, there is indeed a monk outside the door who wants to spend the night with us."

Another strange voice sounded.

"Is it a serious monk?"

Cerebellar Ax hesitated, thought for a while and replied, "A monk is a monk, so I don't know if he is serious or not."

The great king pondered for a moment and then asked, "What does the monk do?"

"Back to the great king, the monk said he was delivering the courier."

Second King: "Express delivery?"

"That's right," Cerebellar Fu nodded, "SF Express, the mission must be fulfilled."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao glanced at each other, hearing Cerebellar Axe's words, they felt a sense of ambiguity.

After a while of silence, Yinjiao stretched his thighs, "SF Express, the mission must be fulfilled, what you said is wonderful!"

King Jinjiao asked, "Second brother, where is the magic?"

King Yinjiao looked at Jinjiao contemptuously, "Brother, look, this SF express should be a kind of express delivery with the wind.

This express delivery is highlighted by a fast word. Those of us who know how to ride the clouds and fog know that it is all going with the wind, and it must be faster than the headwind!

Besides, the mission must be achieved. Although I don’t know what it means when I say this sentence, I just have a sense of reliability. Brother, do you think so? "

The King of Golden Horn thought for a while, and then slapped his thigh, "Wonderful! SF Express, the mission must be fulfilled, it really is wonderful!

Listening to it makes people feel reliable. "

"Correct!"

King Yinjiao nodded in agreement, "Brother is right, reliable.

Therefore, in my opinion, the monk outside the door must be a serious monk. "

The King of Golden Horn thought for a while, and nodded in the same way, "The monk of SF Express must be a serious monk."

After finishing speaking, King Jinjiao looked at Yinjiao with some doubts.

"Brother, speaking of this courier. I still don't understand what this courier is?"

Yinjiao looked at his brother with contempt again, "Brother, you are so ignorant, since it is called express delivery, it must be delivered to you quickly.

The focus is on a fast word. ",

Jin Jiao asked again, "Highlight the word "kuai", but what exactly is express?"

Yinkaku looked at his brother's eyes with more and more contempt, and opened his mouth to give an answer, but after opening his mouth two or three times, Yinkaku suddenly realized that
I don't even know what that courier is.

After all, Yinjiao is a little smaller than Jinjiao, and the time spent in front of the alchemy furnace is also shorter, and he is less poisoned by erysipelas, and his IQ is slightly higher than Jinjiao's.

After finding out that he didn't know what a courier was, Yinjiao rolled his eyes and wanted to make up an answer. Anyway, Jinjiao didn't know, did he?

However, as soon as the eyeballs rolled halfway, Yinjiao discovered that Cerebellar Axe was still standing aside.

At this moment, Yinjiao remembered that Cerebellar Ax was reporting to them that a serious monk delivering a courier was coming to stay with them overnight.

Thinking of this, Yinjiao felt that he was not far from the answer.

"Cerebellar Axe, the second king will give you a chance to show off today. You can explain to your king what the express delivery is."

Cerebellar Axe nodded repeatedly, and at the same time was secretly grateful to Tang Sanzan.

See, what the serious monk said is indeed correct, monsters should read more, and only when they know more can they have a chance to express themselves.

Just like now, just because I asked a few words before leaving, I have an extra chance to perform in front of the king.

Therefore, I must read more and learn more in the future.

Correctly going further and further down the road of an unscrupulous cerebellar axe.

Thinking this way in his heart, Cerebellar Axe raised his chest and raised his head, and replied with a smile like that of the monk outside the door.

"Back to the big king and the second big king, the express delivery is to deliver things."

"A delivery?"

Not only Jin Jiao, but even Yin Jiao was slightly taken aback by this answer.

Is the answer to this question that stumped the two brothers so simple?

Oh my god, master is not good. After our brother descended to earth, his cleverness and wisdom seemed to be compromised.

Master, after catching Tang Sanbu, can we hurry back to the sky, the earth fairyland is too scary.

Thinking this way with the fear of the Earth Immortal Realm in his heart, after all, the Golden Horn King did not think as much as the Silver Horn King. He did not expect that the intelligence and wisdom of the two brothers would be affected after they arrived in the Earth Immortal Realm.

After getting the answer, I immediately made a summary.

"So, this courier has a prominent word "fast", and it is for delivery.

To sum up, express delivery should be to deliver things to people quickly. "

At that moment, Jin Jiao felt that in his mind, a kind of sacred light called wisdom flashed away, and then completely disappeared.

"My brother summed it up quite rightly. Express delivery is to deliver things to people quickly."

Hearing the conclusion of the two great kings, Cerebellar Axe also nodded in affirmation.

Jin Jiao looked at Cerebellar Axe and asked again, "Then what is it?"

Cerebellar Ax thought for a while, and copied Tang Sanzan's answer - "A monk!"

"A monk?"

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao stared at each other, and they both saw the puzzlement in each other's eyes.

"You mean you, there is a serious monk delivering a courier outside the door, who wants to send us a monk, and then the serious monk who gave us a monk gave us a monk, and wants to spend a night in our cave accommodation?"

Hearing Yin Jiao finish such a long paragraph in one breath, Jin Jiao was completely stunned.

Handsome!
So handsome!
My younger brother was able to sum things up like this... well, perfect!

Is this still the younger brother who is overwhelmed by him in every way?
Cerebellar Axe didn't see the careful thinking of the two great kings, but nodded, "That's right, the serious monk who wants to spend the night in our cave will send us a monk."

Jin Jiao was afraid that his younger brother would rob him of the opportunity to show his wisdom, so he immediately asked, "What monk?"

This sentence stumped Cerebellar Axe.

Because in his words, there should be a monk and a monk.

One monk delivered the courier and stayed overnight, and the other monk was delivered by the courier monk.

But what the king is asking now is... what monk?
So, is the king asking a monk now, or a monk?

Great King, you are making things difficult for me!
However, after thinking about it for a long time, Cerebellar Ax realized that he only knew what kind of monk that monk was, and that monk didn't say what kind of monk the monk he was going to give was.

Ever since, the answer is ready to come out.

"The three burials of the poor monk in the Tang Dynasty, the burial in the sky, the ground, and the common people. There are rumors in the world that eating a piece of meat from the poor monk can make you live forever in the three burials of the Tang Dynasty."

After rereading such a passage, Cerebellar Axe continued, "This is the monk. It is said that he came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land and went to the Western Paradise to worship the Buddha and obtain the scriptures."

As soon as Cerebellar Ax finished speaking, he saw his big king and second big king jump up from their chairs with a thud.

"What? Tang Sanbu?
Cerebellar Axe, are you sure that the monk sent Tang Sanbu? "

Hearing what his great king asked, Cerebellar Ax was stunned, unable to react for a while.

What the great king said was that he was sent to the Tang Sanbu, meaning that the monk who sent the monk was the Tang Sanbu, or was the one sent by the monk to the Tang Sanbu?
I know that the monk who sent the monk is Tang Sanbu, but I don't know which monk the king is asking.

However, what I said was the monk who sent the monk, so I think the monk who came to ask the king is also the monk who sent the monk.

Immediately Cerebellar Axe nodded, "That's right, my lord, that monk is indeed called Tang Sanzan, buried in the sky, buried in the ground, and buried in the common people. There are rumors in the world that eating a piece of his meat can make him immortal."

Saying that, Cerebellar Axe's eyes revealed a look of expectation.

Immortal, what kind of feeling would that be?
At least, you don't have to be caught and stripped of tiger skins to make clothes and chairs like your mother and sister, the meat is marinated, and even the bones are soaked into wine, right?
Just when Cerebellar Ax was dreaming of what it would be like to live forever, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao looked at each other, and rushed out of the cave in unison.

"Second brother (big brother), that monk is indeed a decent monk, he is so kind, he knew that we were going to arrest Tang Sanbu, and after searching for more than ten days, he still couldn't find it, so he brought Tang Sanbu to us.

Hurry up, let's go outside the cave door to welcome the decent monk in person. "

Before the words were finished, the two brothers Jinjiao and Yinjiao rushed out of the Lotus Cave.

"Where is that, where is Tang San buried?"

Standing in front of the cave, Jin Jiao spoke first, looking around.

Yin Jiao also looked around, even looking behind Tang Sanzan, but he didn't see the target he was looking for.

After looking around but not seeing the monk he was looking for, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao's eyes fell on Tang Sanzan at the same time.

"The serious monk, are you the serious monk who delivered the courier?"

Tang Sanzan was taken aback for a moment, thinking what was going on with the golden and silver horns, why did he still look respectful when he saw him?

Could it be that you are afraid after knowing the experience of the poor monk?

Or, have they seen through the idea of ​​the poor monk wanting to snatch their baby to play for a few days?

Tang Sanzan thought about it in his heart, but nodded calmly on his face, and even reminded Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao tactfully.

"Amitabha Buddha, the poor monk Tang Sanbu, burial sky, burial ground, burial common people, there are rumors in the rivers and lakes that eating a piece of poor monk meat can live forever.

The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the Daleiyin Temple in the west to worship Buddha and obtain the scriptures. Today, he passed by the Guibao Cave, hungry and thirsty, and seeing that it was getting late, he came here to stay overnight. "

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao waved their hands at the same time, "It's easy to talk about staying overnight. Monk, you sent us Tang Sanbu. We should treat you courteously. Not to mention the delicious food and drink. As for the accommodation, it's up to you how long you want to stay. How long will you stay?"

Silver Horn nodded agreeingly, "That's right, stay as long as you want.

Now take out Tang Sanzan. "

Tang Sanbu: "."

After discovering that there were problems with Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit, he thought that the Taishang Laojun would definitely not have any problems in alchemy.

And the Great Sage was fine after taking so many pills from Laojun, which is enough to show that the problem with the pills is not the pill itself.

Therefore, it can only be caused by the waste alchemy of alchemy and the erysipelas discharged along the pores of the alchemy furnace.

It's just that he never thought that Taishang Laojun's alchemy would cause such a big problem.

Look. Look at these two dolls.

This good pair of boys was not very smart in the first place, but now that the poisonous pills have been checked for all these years, what kind of harm has they done to these two silly children?
The legendary Sanlu milk powder is like this at most, right?
At this moment, looking at Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, he had the urge not to rob them.

Do you want to grab them a little bit?The dangling golden rope is the belt of the Taishang Laojun, why don't we grab it?

Anyway, the second senior brother can't use such a good belt, can he?
When thinking this way, Tang Sanzan looked at Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao sympathetically, and reminded him tactfully again.

"That... I mean, the poor monk... is Tang Sanbu."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao set their eyes on Tang Sanzan at the same time.

"The poor monk is Tang Sanbu? Where is that poor monk?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

What the hell, I can't talk today.

"I am Tang Sanzan!"

Jin Jiao Yin Jiao's complexion changed upon hearing the words, "Are you Tang San Zan?"

Tang Sanzan nodded, "It's guaranteed to be fake!"

Jin Jiaoyin Jiao glanced at him and shook his head at the same time, "Change it!"

Tang Sanbu: "."

"Hmph, I thought you were a decent monk, but I didn't expect you to talk nonsense with your eyes open.

If it weren't for the fact that our two brothers are so smart and intelligent, we have already seen everything, and we might have been fooled by you. "

After Golden Horn finished speaking angrily, Silver Horn nodded in agreement.

"That's right, you black-hearted monk, you just said that the poor monk is Tang Sanzhu, and then you said you were Tang Sanzhu.

Don't you think we brothers can't hear the contradiction between your words? "

Jin Jiao added, "That's right, and Cerebellar Ax said just now, a monk delivering a courier came outside the door.

That monk sent a monk, and that monk was Tang Sanbu.

You are delivering the courier, it is that monk, not that monk. "

Tang Sanzan: "." Oh mmp, what you said makes sense, the poor monk almost believed it.

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao looked at each other, and they both looked at Tang Sanzan with contempt.

"Also, Monk, if you want to lie to our brothers, there is no way."

Yinjiao nodded, "That's right, the master has made it clear before going down to earth, let us catch Tang Sanzan from the Great Tang Dynasty in the East."

Jin Jiao went on to say, "In order not to catch mistakes, our brother followed the master's instructions and drew a portrait of Tang Sanbu."

Yinjiao said again, "The master said, there are three apprentices beside Tang Sanbu, a monkey, a pig, and a red-haired Monk Sha."

"right,"

Jin Jiao waved his hand and spread out a picture scroll, "Also, that monk is riding a white horse. You said you are Tang Sanzan, where is your horse?"

Tang Sanbu was lost, and I thought that if there is a portrait, can you still not recognize the poor monk?
Although the poor monk didn't bring his apprentices or ride a white horse, his appearance didn't change at all.

Perhaps in his heart, Tang Sanzan looked at the portrait in Jinjiaoyinjiao's hands, and was so fascinated at that time.

"This is the Tang Sanzan you want to catch?"

ps: I should be busy in the car, on the road, and meeting with classmates.

I took the time to code a chapter first, with more than 4000 words, which is ahead of most authors.

There is no guarantee that there will be an update today.

If I can come back from the morning shift, I will try to code out a chapter or two.

If it's too late, the two chapters combined into one big chapter will not count as a delay or arrears.

(End of this chapter)