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Chapter 396 Monk, I'm Here to Rescue You
Looking at the picture in front of him, Tang Sanzan was completely fascinated.

"This is the Tang Sanzan you want to catch?"

Tang Sanzun raised his finger and pointed to the picture in front of him. Above the picture, there was a monk riding on a group of white horses. The one leading the white horse was a pig.

That's right, you read that right, it's not a monster with a pig's head and a human body, but a pig.

It's nothing more than a pig leading a horse. Behind the white horse, there is a golden monkey wearing a golden chain mail, a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on its head, and a golden cudgel on its shoulder.

If you guessed right, this golden monkey refers to Monkey King, Monkey King?
Look at the back of the monkey, the monk carrying a big package. The whole skin is blue, and it looks like an evil monk with a blue face and fangs.

That's all.

But, who can tell him, what is the situation of the monk on the white horse?
The head is just a circle, and he can understand that the facial features are all cartoon versions.

But please, can anyone tell him, when did Tang Sanbuy, a dignified monk, apply some kind of divine oil all over his body?

The skin of the whole body is golden and radiant, not personal color, this painting is really his Tang Sanbu?
"Are you sure... the Tang Sanbu you want to catch looks like this?"

Tang Sanzun looked at the two big fools and two fools in Jinjiaoyinjiao, and asked solemnly, pointing at the picture.

Hearing this, Dasha and Ersha looked at each other and nodded seriously.

"That's right, the master said, that's it."

"What did your master tell you?"

Jin Jiao thought for a while, "My master said, let us arrest a monk named Tang Sanzan, the biggest characteristic of that monk is his strong Buddha nature.

Our brothers went to the temple to observe those Buddha statues, and found that the Buddha statues are all in this image.

The master also said that the monk had three apprentices, a monkey, a pig, and a river monster from the Liusha River.

The monkeys and pigs, our brothers, have been observing for a long time before drawing them. As for the river monster in the quicksand river, although we have never seen anything like it, the river we saw has this color. I think the quicksand river monster that became a monk , should also be this color. "

Tang Sanbu: "."

What you said is so reasonable, I am so speechless.

but
"Where did you see the river, it turned out to be blue?"

Yinjiao replied without thinking, "Dongsheng Shenzhou is on the edge of Aolai country."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jin Jiao slapped his younger brother on the back of the head.

"How many times have I said it, it's called the sea, the East China Sea!"

Yinjiao curled his lips, "Didn't you say that rivers and seas are the same, and all rivers eventually converge to form the sea."

Tang Sanzan: "." You brothers are so fucking talented, the poor monk actually feels overwhelmed.

"Well, the two benefactors, I don't know the poor monk, can I stay in your lotus cave?"

Jin Jiao nodded, "No problem, you are a serious monk who came to deliver the courier to us, so we naturally want to treat you well."

Yinjiao nodded in the same way, "That's right, monk, please come and rest in the cave."

Tang Sanzan heaved a sigh of relief, although these two bastards were a bit stupid, but with their intelligence, they finally managed to sneak into the Lotus Cave.

just
"Huh? That's not right, monk, aren't you here to deliver a courier to us?"

When Yinjiao said this, Jinjiao also remembered, "Yes, that's right, the one with the express delivery, the one who will surely accomplish the mission."

Tang Sanzun shook his head, "That's right, the poor monk is here to deliver the courier to you."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao cast their eyes on Tang San Zan's face at the same time, "Then what about the courier you sent? Where is the monk named Tang San Zan?"

Tang Sanzan wanted to say that he was Tang Sanzan, but considering that these two guys grew up with milk powder, their IQs were worrying, and they still couldn't tell the truth after opening their mouths.

These days, no one believes the truth.

With one hand behind his back, with a flick of his fingers, a monkey hair obtained from the Great Sage changed into a human form.

It's really just a human form.

What Tang Sanzan created was exactly the human form of Tang Sanzan in the portrait of Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao.

"Here, this is the courier sent by the poor monk, a monk named Tang Sanzhu."

As Tang Sanzan stepped aside, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao saw Tang Sanzan transformed by the monkey hair.

Opening the portrait in his hand, the two compared it for a long time, and Jin Jiao nodded in affirmation.

"That's right, this is Tang Sanzan we want to catch."

Yin Jiao questioned, "But, he doesn't have a monkey, a pig, or a blue-skinned monk by his side."

Tang Sanbu: "."

Gritting his teeth, Tang Sanzan moved his finger to the ground behind him, and saw that the three leaves on the ground turned into a golden monkey wearing a golden armor, a pig carrying a nine-toothed rake, and a blue-haired pig carrying a burden. Pi monk.

"Here it is."

Just when Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao were wondering why there were no monkeys and pigs around Tang San Zan, Tang San Zan's voice sounded.

The two turned their heads and found that there was indeed a monkey, a pig and a blue-skinned monk beside Tang Sanbu.

Jin Jiao also learned to be smart, and asked again, "Where's the white horse?"

Asking like this, the two of them didn't have any doubts why these four living animals hadn't seen this obvious loophole before.

Tang Sanbu: "."

"Master, can I just beat them to death and rob them?"

"If you want to taste Dutian Shenlei again, give it a try."

After all, he is a man appointed by God to learn the scriptures. Tang Sanzan's cultivation base is especially destiny. It is because Su Luo concealed his cultivation base information after he passed the catastrophe at the age of three so that he did not encounter what he should not have encountered. trouble.

And now on the Westward Journey, it might be nothing to cast some small spells on weekdays, but the monk who should be robbed in the doomed catastrophe has killed the demon in a second.

Nine Nine 81 Difficulty has completely become the head of Nine Nine 81 that will come to your door automatically. See if the Heavenly Dao that is about to take shape can't help but jump out and hack you again.

After getting the answer he had guessed a long time ago, Tang Sanzan wasn't depressed at all.

Being directly hooked by the two, Tang Sanbu knew that if he found a branch and leaf to perform the transformation technique, it would be unreasonable.

"Wait!"

After thinking about it, Tang Sanzan left two words, turned around and walked to a place where the two of them could not see, picked up a small stone and cast the transformation technique and threw it on the ground.

"Oh!"

A white horse landed beside Tang Sanzan, Tang Sanzan got on the horse, and rode the horse towards the Golden Horn and Silver Horn.

After stopping beside the golden monkey pig head and the blue-skinned monk, Tang Sanzun patted the white horse under his crotch.

"The white horse is here."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao came over and walked around the white horse.

"That's right, riding a white horse, leading a pig, following a monkey, and a quicksand monster with a backpack.

You are Tang Sanzan. "

Jin Jiao pointed to Tang Sanzan who was riding on the white horse, and looked at the white horse under Tang Sanzan's crotch, the golden monkey, a pig and the blue-skinned monster beside him, with a determined expression on their faces.

Tang Sanbu: "."

Yinjiao nodded, "That's right, you lied to us earlier that you were the monk who delivered the courier. You really are a monk with a dark heart. You are Tang Sanzan at all."

Tang San Zan: "." mmp, the poor monk has said it several times, and the poor monk is Tang San Zan.

But you have to believe it.

Now the poor monk has conjured up the Tang Sanzhu you want to catch, but why do you somehow believe that the poor monk is Tang Sanbu?

"Monk, tell me. Are you Tang Sanzan?"

Jin Jiao stared at Tang Sanzan and asked seriously.

Tang San Zan: "Amitabha, the poor monk Tang Wu Zan, is the biological younger brother of Tang San Zan's mother and compatriots."

Jin Jiao: "Impossible. You are accompanied by a monkey, a pig, a blue-skinned monk, and riding a white horse. They are all the same as in the portrait. You are Tang Sanzan."

Tang Sanzhu: "But, the poor monk is different from the one in your portrait. This is the Tang Sanbu in your portrait."

Tang Sanzan pointed to the cartoon version of Tang Sanzan transformed from the monkey hair of the Great Sage, and said so.

"Hehe, when our brothers are stupid, he just looks like the monk in the portrait, and he is the only one who looks like the portrait.

But beside you, there are four that are exactly the same as those in the portrait, so you must be Tang Sanzan, right? "

Tang Sanzan: "." Is this the legendary minority obeying the majority?

What you said is so reasonable.

"That's right, the poor monk is Tang Sanzhu."

Tang Sanzan clasped his hands together and performed a Buddhist ceremony.

"Catch it in, starve it for three days, steam it and eat it.

The pig, monkey and monk were also tied up, and the white horse was slaughtered for dinner. "

With a wave of Golden Horn's hand, a group of little demons rushed up, and tied Tang Sanzan, the golden monkey, pig, blue-skinned monk, and even the white horse into the cave.

Seeing this sudden change, the Cerebellar Ax that kept the crowd looking at Tang Sanzan with a kind of admiration was immediately fascinated.

What's happening here?
The monk who was treated as a guest by the Great King and the Second Great King just now, why was he tied up the next moment?

"Great King, Second Great King, isn't this monk our guest? Why did you tie him up?"

Hearing Cerebellar Axe's words, King Yinjiao glared at him, "You still have the face to speak, you were the one who lied about the military situation before, saying that this monk is a monk delivering a courier, and you are here to send a monk named Tang Sanzan.

This monk himself is Tang Sanbu! "

Cerebellar Axe: "."

At that time, Cerebellar Ax was fascinated by the whole tiger.

What I said before is not this one. Is this monk called Tang Sanzan?

What I said was that this monk named Tang Sanzan came to deliver the courier, and what he delivered was a monk.

However, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao obviously didn't care about the confused inner thoughts of a Cerebellar Axe. After glaring at the Cerebellar Axe, they led a group of younger brothers and tied 'Tang Sanbuy Master and Disciple' into the Lotus Cave.

Looking at the backs of the Great King and the Second Great King, and seeing Tang San Zan being pushed into the cave by all the goblins, a moment of confusion and bewilderment flashed in Cerebellar Axe's eyes, and then... replaced by a touch of firmness.

At this moment, if someone is very close to him and listens carefully, he will definitely hear something in his mouth.

"Although I used to be a cerebellar axe, now I can talk, I can think, and I can have friendly and cordial conversations with humans.

This proves that I have broken away from the category of beasts, and I am no longer a simple cerebellar axe. "

"I'm not a simple cerebellar axe."

"The monk came here on his own initiative to spend the night, not the meat we caught.

There is an essential difference between the two. It was the monk who took the initiative to come to stay overnight, and the monk occupied a dominant position in the communication with us.

The blood eater is caught by ourselves, we have made efforts, the blood eater is forced to be caught, and we occupy a dominant position. "

The more he talked, the brighter Cerebellar Axe's eyes became. The more he talked, the more Cerebellar Axe felt that he had found some kind of faith.

"So...not only should we not harm the monk, but we should also protect the monk from being harmed by other demons.

Only in this way can we prove that we have broken away from the category of beasts and are real goblins who understand reason. "

While talking to himself, he walked into the cave.

When the figure completely disappeared in front of the cave, Cerebellar Axe left the last words.

"I, Cerebellar Axe, am a reasonable monster.

The monk and Tang Sanzan are my guests of Cerebellar Axe.

A reasonable goblin Cerebellar Axe will not let his guest monk Tang Sanbu be hurt by other goblins!

Cerebellar Axe. Protect your guests. "

In the Lotus Cave, Tang Sanzan finally got his wish and was tied into the cave by two boys, Jinjiao and Yinjiao.

Looking at the group of little monsters surrounding him, although he knew that he could blow them to death with just one breath, Tang Sanzan still chose to let them push and shoved him.

While following the little demons into a cave that seemed to imprison mortals, Tang Sanzan also contacted the Great Sage in his heart through the monkey hair that had become a cartoon version of Tang Sanzan.

"Wukong, as a teacher, he has been successfully kidnapped by Dasha and Ersha. You and Bajie can do it now."

Not long after, the Great Sage replied, "Got it."

After a stick of incense, a few demons in the Lotus Cave killed the white horse, skinned the horse, and boiled the horse meat in a large pot.

When the smell of meat was still in the pot, there was a burst of shouting and cursing outside the Lotus Cave.

"Monster, return my master."

"Fairy, return my grandfather, master!"

The voices of the great sage and the second senior brother sounded one after another, followed by a knock on the door.

The sound was pounding like a drum, and Jin Jiao fell off the chair and fell to the ground.

Hearing the door slamming outside, Yinjiao jumped up from the chair with a bang.

"Who dares to come to my Lotus Cave to cause trouble."

As he said that, King Yinjiao picked up the Seven Star Sword, took out the purple gold and red gourd with one move, and rushed towards the gate of the Lotus Cave aggressively.

On the other side, Tang Sanzhuan listened to the yelling and cursing of the two apprentices, thinking that this wave should at least be able to snatch the mutton fat jade bottle, purple gold and red gourd.

If the plantain fan can be taken away together, the task of Pingdingshan is basically completed.

Just as he was thinking like this, two bangs suddenly came from his ears.

As soon as Tang Sanzun turned his head, he saw a head protruding from the cave door in a tiger-like manner.

"Cerebellar Axe?"

Looking at the protruding head, Tang Sanzan looked dazed.

Cerebellar Axe showed some joy on his face, and grinned at Tang Sanzan, "Monk, I'm here to save you."

PS: I recommend Baoju's new book "The King of Hatred":
I have the best medical skills.But I just don't treat others, hate me.

I can make small pills that can cure people of all diseases, but I just don't sell them, bite me.

I have peerless martial arts, but I want to pretend to be a weak chicken to abuse you, pretentious.

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Ever since Li Zhengjian was bound by the hatred system, he has been unable to behave properly since then.

As the sun rose, he leaned against the head of the bed to reflect a silhouette, and he couldn't help but sigh:
"So lonely..."

　In the past three days, the walking distance was close to 11 kilometers, which was exhausting. I returned to the hotel at 30:[-] yesterday, and I apologized for the day off.

　　This chapter is today's update, more than 4000 words guaranteed chapter.

　　It will probably stabilize tomorrow, and then you can resume updating and slowly return to a state of continuous outbreak.

　　
　
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