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Chapter 406 Li Er, what the hell do you want to do to this poor monk?

Pingdingshan has a radius of [-] li and is located in Baoxiang Kingdom.

After watching Laojun leave with the two little monsters, the golden horn and silver horn, whose fate is uncertain, Tang Sanzan took his apprentices and continued to set off westward.

Although I don't know what will happen to Jinjiao and Yinjiao, but just like what Tang Sanzang himself said, these two idiots want to kill their own daughter. If such a boy is not slaughtered, it is possible to keep it for the New Year no?

As for the fact that Ah Li was hit with a stick, it was his great sage, not Jinjiaoyinjiao.
Who the hell said that?Do you have proof?

What?Did you make a video?
Hehe, don’t you know the law that videos cannot be used as evidence?
That's right, it's the law of the poor monk's family!
Ever since Ah Li was beaten and snatched away the golden rope, and since Laojun found the golden rope from Yin Jiao, the two have been unable to argue with each other.

What's more, although Tang Sanzan contributed to the flames, it is an indisputable fact that those two idiots wanted to design to kill his eldest lady.

Even if Laojun can die, the two of them will not complain about their death.

As for these two are a pair of mentally retarded children who drank too much, crime is an unconscious behavior that cannot control their own behavior.

Hehe, this is the fairyland, not the earth, and killing people does not require legal trials.

What's more, the stipulation that the mentally ill homicide does not have to be punished, in the eyes of Tang Sanzan, is as ridiculous as the law on the protection of juvenile animal crimes.

They have the privilege to be protected, so how innocent are the victims?
Well, in all fairness, although he said what he said, Tang Sanzan also knew that he was the least qualified to say such things.

After all, there are really not many people who have done more wicked things than him since he was a child.

After getting off Pingdingshan, the five hundred miles to the west are all undulating mountain roads.

Sha Laosan, who was promoted to the Taiyi realm by Ziqi, really traveled much faster, carrying his master and brothers all the way to the west, Sha Laosan only took three days to cross the boundary of Pingdingshan.

After passing Pingdingshan, the west is a smooth road.

Sha Laosan among the masters and apprentices stopped and went, and Tang Sanzan stopped from time to time to have a picnic and watch the wind. After about half a month, Sha Laosan walked through the Baoxiang Kingdom on foot. boundary.

Bordering on the west of Baoxiang Country is a small country called Wuji Country.

Although this country is small, Tang Sanzan just happened to know about it.

"Apprentices, the Wuji Kingdom is not far ahead, let's hold on, and when we get to the Wuji Kingdom, I will treat you to a big meal as a teacher."

Hearing about eating, the second senior brother's eyes lit up, he wiped the non-existent man on his forehead, and asked impatiently, "Master, what are you going to treat us to?"

"Braised lion head, how about it?"

Hearing this, the second senior brother curled his lips, "Master, we have trekked all the way, passed Pingdingshan and walked thousands of miles, this is finally something to look forward to, why don't you treat us to eat meatballs?
Tell me, a few meatballs, are you worthy of the road we have taken? "

Next, Lao San Sha interjected at the right time, "Second Senior Brother, isn't it always me who walks?"

The second senior brother tapped Sha Laosan on the head with the handle of the rake, "Don't talk if you have nothing to do, every time you can talk, you can always destroy the atmosphere that our master and apprentice have worked so hard to create."

"Yes yes yes!"

The Great Sage took a bite of the 9000-year-old flat peach, smashed it, threw most of the remaining peaches into the grass by the roadside, and wiped the peach juice in his hand on the package carried by Mr. Sha.

"Sir Sha, don't talk when you are fine. We have just created a tragic atmosphere here, where we have gone through hardships and obstacles, trekked mountains and rivers, and walked thousands of miles with hunger and hunger.
When you open your mouth, all the atmosphere is gone.

The most important thing about eating is the atmosphere.

The atmosphere is destroyed, even if you put ginseng fruit in your mouth, you can't taste it. "

As he said that, the Great Sage turned his hand and took out a ginseng fruit, wiped it on the package carried by Mr. Sha, put it in his mouth and began to chew.

"Look, this ginseng fruit is really tasteless, wait for my old grandson to taste it again."

Tang Sanzun turned his head and glared at the Great Sage, "Wukong, you are getting more and more mischievous, how many times have I told you, don't rub everything on the package that Sha Laosan is carrying, why don't you have a long memory? ?”

Hearing this, Sha Laosan's emotion just rose in his heart, Tang Sanzan's voice continued to remember, "Do you know this package, our master and apprentice will sit all the way to the west.

The road was dirty by you, don't we feel sick while sitting?

Everything, if you want to wipe it, just wipe it on Sha Laosan. "

Sha Laosan: "."

Sha Laosan, who lost his mind and dug out his heart, said that he had nothing to say.

Tang Sanzan completely ignored Sha Laosan's feelings, and was still teaching the Great Sage.

"And ah, how many times have I told you, this ginseng fruit doesn't taste like bananas, and the same goes for flat peaches.

Hey, what's the matter with you, Huang Zhongli and bananas don't taste the same.

Hey, that's ginkgo, apricot flavored.

Didn't the teacher just give you a gourd of banana-flavored Nine-Turn Golden Pills yesterday? Did you eat another one and throw the remaining 98 pills on the road? "

"I'm not talking about you for my teacher, Wukong, you are really getting more and more outrageous now, look at how cold and domineering you were when you tore up the Five Elements Mountain and just escaped from prison.

To the teacher, he shouted at each monk, and took the golden cudgel at every turn.

Of course, being a teacher does not mean supporting you and calling you a monk. Wait a minute. Put down the golden cudgel for me.

Look now, what have you become? ?

It’s okay to be lazy, you have also learned to be a prodigal.

Just talk about the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, do you know how much effort it took for the teacher to steal a few gourds?You just eat one and throw away the whole gourd?
Throwing things is nothing, but what if you hit someone?Even if it hits no one, but flowers and plants, it will make a bunch of golden fairies and big demon kings, right? "

"And you, Bajie, I'm not talking about you as a teacher, you are not much better than your elder brother.

How many times has my teacher told you not to swallow the peach pit when eating flat peaches, you said you lost the peach pit that time? "

Tang Sanzan was training his disciples, while Sha Laosan was on his way silently.

As time went on, the sun gradually moved westward.

Finally, before Father Sun's old face was completely afraid to see anyone again, Sha Laosan walked to a temple after a long journey.

"Master, there is a temple here, why don't we just spend the night in this nameless temple."

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan stopped his endless reprimand, raised his head and looked at the sky, "Hey, it's going to be dark soon."

Sighing how time flies, Tang Sanzan set his eyes on the plaque of the temple and found that it was an unnamed temple.

Well, whoever named this temple must be a retard.

Because Tang Sanzan saw that the four big characters written on the horizontal plaque on the temple are exactly 'nameless temple'.

"Wukong Bajie Xiaobai, we are staying overnight, let's come down."

Tang Sanzun said hello, and the two apprentices and the mount turned over from Sha Laosan and fell to the ground.

"Old Sha, knock on the door."

Hearing this, Sha Laosan took a step forward, raised his hand and knocked lightly on the door three times.

"Bang Bang Bang!"

There was no response in the slightest.

"Be more aggressive."

Sha Laosan knocked three more times.

There was still no response.

"Be more aggressive."

Sha Laosan again increased his strength and knocked three times, but there was still no sound.

"Wukong, smash it!"

Hearing this, the great sage held the golden cudgel with both hands, jumped up high, and a stick fell from top to bottom, hitting Sha Laosan squarely on the body.

Looking at the aggrieved Sha Laosan, Tang Sanzan had a look of hatred.

"Tell me about you, I told you three times to make you work harder, but with the little effort you used, you still couldn't even hear the knock on the door.

You tell me as a teacher, is it because the teacher didn't give you food, or because the teacher abused you, huh? "

Old San Sha looked at Tang Sanzan with tears in his eyes, "Master, the last time I ate. It was half a month ago."

Tang Sanzan stared, "Nonsense, the night before yesterday, you secretly picked up and ate the 6000-year-old flat peach that your elder brother threw away after taking two bites, you think you don't know about it? "

"Wukong, knock on the door."

Looking at Old San Sha with hatred, Tang Sanzun turned his head and said to the Great Sage.

"okay."

The Great Sage responded, put away the iron rod and stepped forward.

"Bang bang bang" knocked on the door three times.

With every blow, the gate of the temple trembled fiercely, and with every blow, the entire ground of the temple trembled like an earthquake.

Almost at the next moment when the knock on the door fell, the temple door creaked and opened a gap.

then
"boom!"

Amidst the bang, the gate of the temple fell directly backwards.

"what!"

A scream sounded, and under the fallen temple gate, a head, two hands and two feet were exposed in a large font.

"This door is too weak."

Seeing that his apprentice just knocked on the door three times and then collapsed, Tang Sanzan curled his lips, stepped forward and pulled up the monk who was hit by the door, and asked with a little concern, "Are you alright?"

The monk was directly stunned. When Tang Sanzan asked, the monk shook his head subconsciously, "It's okay, I have practiced."

Tang Sanzan nodded, "That's good, if nothing happens, the poor monk will not compensate you.

The poor monk, master and apprentice passed by Guibao and saw that it was getting late, and wanted to stay overnight, not only this little master, could it be convenient? "

Now the monk has come to his senses, Tang Sanzan asked, the monk nodded repeatedly.

"Convenient! Convenient! Naturally convenient!"

Does he dare to say that it is inconvenient?
Three knocks on the door knocked on his family's thousand-year-old huanghuali wood door like this.

If he dared to say that it was inconvenient, then if the hand knocking on the door knocked on his head.

Even if he has practiced hard for 18 years and has not had time to break the boy's kung fu, he can't handle it, right?

In this way, Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice successfully lived in this unnamed temple, and received warm hospitality from the whole temple.

After drinking and eating, Tang San buried his master and apprentice in the most luxurious guest room in the temple to rest.

At night, when he was sleeping drowsily, Tang Sanzan vaguely heard someone calling him.

"Master~"

"Master~"

"Master from the Tang Dynasty~"

Subconsciously, Tang Sanzan replied, "Bajie, don't be naughty."

"."

The voice paused, and the next moment, a middle-aged man in a dragon robe appeared beside Tang Sanzan.

"Master from Tang Dynasty, wake up, wake up."

As soon as Tang Sanzun opened his eyes, he saw a middle-aged man in a dragon robe standing beside his bed, picking up the shoes beside his bed by reflex.

"Snapped!"

A size 42 shoe covers a size 38 face.

"Li Er, what the hell do you want to do to this poor monk?"

(End of this chapter)