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Chapter 407 Can You...Afford It?
Chapter 407 Can You Afford It?
Tang Sanzan's voice was indeed quite powerful, and the middle-aged man in the dragon robe shivered.
After finally calming down, the middle-aged man with a whole shoe print on his face looked at Tang Sanzan with a puzzled expression.
"Li Er? Not only Elder Tang said who is Li Er? Xiao Wang doesn't know him."
Hearing that this voice was not the familiar voice of His Majesty Li Er who seemed to be spying on him, and who once proposed to sleep with him, Tang Sanzun rubbed his sleepy eyes.
"Well, it's not Li Er, it's the poor monk who admitted the wrong person.
That's right, Li Er is thousands of miles away from here, so how could he come here to do anything to the poor monk. "
Nodding his head, Tang Sanzan looked at the middle-aged emperor who still had shoe prints on his face, and frowned.
"You're supposed to be an emperor, right?
Who is the emperor of that country, why is he in such a miserable state, his body is wet and dripping water, those who don’t know think you, a 40-year-old emperor, are peeing his pants. "
Finally, Tang Sanzan added another sentence, "Did you drown?"
The middle-aged emperor opened his mouth, facing the legendary Tang sage monk in front of him, he had a feeling of being speechless.
Is this really the holy monk who told himself about Jinglong King?
The holy monk has this kind of beating?Is the holy monk so unreliable?
He suddenly felt that he was trusting some inhumane people, whether he had found the wrong person.
However, after all, this is his only chance.
No matter how unreliable Tang San Zan made him feel, but he has come, and it is not short of time to say his request.
Thinking of this, the middle-aged emperor bowed to Tang Sanzhu.
"Elder Tang didn't know that there was a king's capital forty miles to the west from the unnamed temple, and it was the king's city of Wuji Kingdom.
Xiao Wang Bucai is the king of the black-bone chicken country and the founder of the country. "
Tang Sanzan interrupted and asked, "Are you the black chicken king?"
The middle-aged emperor nodded.
Tang Sanzan asked again, "Then how did you get into such a ghostly look?
Even if it is a ghost, there are not many people who are worse than you, and they can't even afford to wear a clean dress. "
middle aged:"."
Taking a deep breath, resisting the urge to grab this monk as a substitute and then enter the underworld for reincarnation, King Wuji suppressed the mmp in his heart, and smiled on his face.
"The Elders Don't Know Something"
"Nonsense, how would I know if you don't tell me."
middle aged:"."
What the hell, can you make people talk properly?
Tang Sanzan seemed to realize that he shouldn't interrupt others, he waved his hand, "Speak, continue."
The middle-aged man took a look at Tang Sanzan, "The elder has something to let the elder know that Xiao Wang is the king of this black-bone chicken country and the founder of this black-bone chicken country.
Since Xiao Wang established the Wuji Kingdom, he has been working hard for several years. The territory of the Wuji Kingdom has been smooth and rainy year after year, and the country is peaceful and the people are safe.
According to God's will, Xiao Wang ordered people to build a temple outside the city to entertain the king's monks, and even personally nominated this temple—named it the Unnamed Temple.
A sentence from the "Tao Te Ching": The beginning of the unknown world, the mother of all things. "
Tang Sanbu: "."
mmp, it turned out that you were the idiot who gave this temple such an unlucky name, no wonder you were pushed into the well and drowned.
The nameless god is famous. You built a temple and asked monks to preside over it here, but when you named it, you chose a nameless name from the Taoist classics.
What the hell, if the monks can make you feel better, the poor monks won't make you feel better.
But, that's not the point, the point is
"This temple was built in accordance with the will of God? Did you follow the will of the temple?"
Immediately, King Wuji talked about how he made great achievements in governing the country, how he was appreciated by the Buddha, and how he wanted to lead him into the Western Paradise.
According to King Wuji, he built this temple to express his gratitude for Buddha's appreciation.
However, Tang Sanzan, who held a copy of "Journey to the West" in his arms, knew that the truth was not like this.
The real story should be that the Buddha sent Manjushri Bodhisattva to save the Wuji King, but the Wuji King didn't believe that the Bodhisattva was the real Buddha, so he ordered people to tie the Bodhisattva and sink him into the water for three days.
It is precisely because of this that the Buddha was furious, and sent Manjushri's mount, a green-haired lion, to push King Wuji into the well and let him soak in the water for three years.
It's just that it's one thing to know, but it's another thing to expose someone.
Everyone has no grievances in the past and no hatred in the present. If someone wants to tell a lie, you just have to see through it and not tell the truth.
Although Tang Sanzan was a little unreliable, but this time he was very reliable once.
"So, according to you, you built this temple to express your gratitude to Buddha.
So here comes the question again, how on earth did you drown? "
Hearing this, King Wuji sighed, "It's a long story."
"Oh," Tang Sanzan nodded, "Then don't talk about it, the poor monk doesn't really want to hear it, so go back to sleep first."
Black Chicken King: "."
What kind of player is this frankly? According to the script, shouldn't you reply to the king and ask His Majesty to explain in detail?
My heart was in a mess, seeing that Tang Sanzan really wanted to lie back on the bed and sleep, King Wuji was also anxious.
"Elder wait a minute, Xiao Wang will make a long story short."
After the narration by King Wuji, Tang Sanzan knew that there was no difference between the incident and the original record in Journey to the West.
It was the green-haired lion who was ordered to drown the black-bone chicken king. First, he transformed into a Taoist priest and successfully won the trust of the black-bone chicken king with immortal methods.
Well, it's amazing, every time the monsters sent out by the Buddhist sect to make things difficult for Tang Sanzhu's master and disciples, they will turn into Taoist priests.
In the end, it will be revealed that it is from Buddhism.
I don't know whether this kind of behavior discredited the Taoist sect, or blackened the Buddhist sect itself.
I don't know who came up with this stupid way. Anyway, if the person who gets along with this method is not mentally retarded, he is probably playing Infernal Affairs.
And when the green-haired lion successfully approached the black-haired king, the black-haired king didn't notice the clue of the blue-haired lion's wolf ambition at all, and made the green-haired lion the national teacher.
After that, once the green-haired lion and the black-haired king visited the garden of an unnamed temple, the green-haired lion turned into a Taoist and showed the black-haired king to look at the bottom of the well, and the black-haired king bent down and looked out foolishly.
Seeing this, the green-haired lion pushed from behind, and with a plop, the black-bone chicken king became a drowned chicken.
Then, the green-haired lion turned into a black-bone chicken king and became emperor for three years, enjoying the glory and wealth for three years.
However, the lion was slashed when it became the mount of Manjusri Bodhisattva, so there is no need to do pre-preparation work for practicing the Sunflower Canon.
Therefore, even though he has been the emperor for three years, he has no chance with the three thousand beauties in the harem.
After listening to King Wuji's long and short story, Tang Sanzhu nodded in understanding.
"So, why did you wake up the poor monk in the middle of the night like a ghost?
Could it be that it was because of the long nights of sleepless nights, seeing the poor monk who looked like a stranger like jade, and the monk's unparalleled beauty, and wanted to come to the poor monk to tell a story to the poor monk to relieve his boredom? "
Wuji King: "." You mmp, is your monk reliable or not? This king has made it so obvious. Why do you come to see you? Don't you have any clues in your mind?
Isn't the meaning of what the king said is not obvious enough?
I want to be resurrected, and I want you to avenge me.
Although he was roaring in his heart, King Wuji still had a kind of flattering smile on his face, but he didn't know that all the thoughts in his heart had been captured by Tang Sanzan, who was just full of mind reading skills and playing.
"Xiao Wang took the liberty to look for the elder tonight because he heard that the elder Tang is a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty and has always been merciful.
Followed by three apprentices with great powers, each of them is an expert in subduing demons and eliminating demons to do justice for the sky.
So Xiao Wang here, I have an unfeeling favor, please return it."
"cough,"
Even though he knew it was bad to interrupt others, Tang Sanzan interrupted King Wuji.
"Since you know whether to invite or not, there is no need to say it."
Black Chicken King: "."
Not to mention, how did he come back to life?
How did he regain his throne?
"Elder."
Tang Sanzun glanced at King Wuji, "Okay, what's the matter, you can just get straight to the point."
Hearing this, the expression on Wuji King's face changed several times, and he knelt down in front of Tang Sanzan with a plop.
"Elder Tang, I heard that your great apprentice, Sun Wukong, is the Monkey King who caused disturbances in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, and he has the power to penetrate the heavens and the earth.
Xiao Wang implores the elders to let your big apprentice use the technique of resurrection to bring Xiao Wang back to life, help Xiao Wang expose the evil way, and regain the throne. "
Tang Sanzun glanced at the Wuji King who was kneeling on the ground, and blinked.
"Resurrection?"
The black chicken king nodded.
Tang Sanzan just laughed, "Why do you need my big apprentice to bother you when you are brought back to life? The poor monk has the Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill here. Just knock this pill down. Even if you are only left with a pile of bones, it can save you from death." gone."
While speaking, Tang Sanzan had an extra pill in his hand.
Seeing the elixir and hearing Tang Sanzang's words, the Wuji King's eyes immediately became blazing.
If he hadn't tried his best to restrain himself, he might have rushed to grab the pill.
"Want it?"
Seeing the expression of King Wuji, Tang Sanzan asked with a smile.
King Wuji nodded and looked at Tang Sanzan eagerly.
Theoretically speaking, after asking this question, and I chose the correct answer, the next step should be to give me the pill, right?
just
He obviously overestimated Tang Sanzan's integrity.
"Do you want the Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill?"
The black chicken king nodded.
Tang Sanzun grinned, "Can you afford it?"
PS: Recommend a friend the "Summoning Master" DND Conferring Gods, the protagonist has the summoning golden finger to come to another world, gradually promoted from weak to powerful to legendary, condensed divinity, ignited divine fire, weaved godhead, obtained priesthood, and created through golden finger [Summoner] This spellcaster profession.
(End of this chapter)
Tang Sanzan's voice was indeed quite powerful, and the middle-aged man in the dragon robe shivered.
After finally calming down, the middle-aged man with a whole shoe print on his face looked at Tang Sanzan with a puzzled expression.
"Li Er? Not only Elder Tang said who is Li Er? Xiao Wang doesn't know him."
Hearing that this voice was not the familiar voice of His Majesty Li Er who seemed to be spying on him, and who once proposed to sleep with him, Tang Sanzun rubbed his sleepy eyes.
"Well, it's not Li Er, it's the poor monk who admitted the wrong person.
That's right, Li Er is thousands of miles away from here, so how could he come here to do anything to the poor monk. "
Nodding his head, Tang Sanzan looked at the middle-aged emperor who still had shoe prints on his face, and frowned.
"You're supposed to be an emperor, right?
Who is the emperor of that country, why is he in such a miserable state, his body is wet and dripping water, those who don’t know think you, a 40-year-old emperor, are peeing his pants. "
Finally, Tang Sanzan added another sentence, "Did you drown?"
The middle-aged emperor opened his mouth, facing the legendary Tang sage monk in front of him, he had a feeling of being speechless.
Is this really the holy monk who told himself about Jinglong King?
The holy monk has this kind of beating?Is the holy monk so unreliable?
He suddenly felt that he was trusting some inhumane people, whether he had found the wrong person.
However, after all, this is his only chance.
No matter how unreliable Tang San Zan made him feel, but he has come, and it is not short of time to say his request.
Thinking of this, the middle-aged emperor bowed to Tang Sanzhu.
"Elder Tang didn't know that there was a king's capital forty miles to the west from the unnamed temple, and it was the king's city of Wuji Kingdom.
Xiao Wang Bucai is the king of the black-bone chicken country and the founder of the country. "
Tang Sanzan interrupted and asked, "Are you the black chicken king?"
The middle-aged emperor nodded.
Tang Sanzan asked again, "Then how did you get into such a ghostly look?
Even if it is a ghost, there are not many people who are worse than you, and they can't even afford to wear a clean dress. "
middle aged:"."
Taking a deep breath, resisting the urge to grab this monk as a substitute and then enter the underworld for reincarnation, King Wuji suppressed the mmp in his heart, and smiled on his face.
"The Elders Don't Know Something"
"Nonsense, how would I know if you don't tell me."
middle aged:"."
What the hell, can you make people talk properly?
Tang Sanzan seemed to realize that he shouldn't interrupt others, he waved his hand, "Speak, continue."
The middle-aged man took a look at Tang Sanzan, "The elder has something to let the elder know that Xiao Wang is the king of this black-bone chicken country and the founder of this black-bone chicken country.
Since Xiao Wang established the Wuji Kingdom, he has been working hard for several years. The territory of the Wuji Kingdom has been smooth and rainy year after year, and the country is peaceful and the people are safe.
According to God's will, Xiao Wang ordered people to build a temple outside the city to entertain the king's monks, and even personally nominated this temple—named it the Unnamed Temple.
A sentence from the "Tao Te Ching": The beginning of the unknown world, the mother of all things. "
Tang Sanbu: "."
mmp, it turned out that you were the idiot who gave this temple such an unlucky name, no wonder you were pushed into the well and drowned.
The nameless god is famous. You built a temple and asked monks to preside over it here, but when you named it, you chose a nameless name from the Taoist classics.
What the hell, if the monks can make you feel better, the poor monks won't make you feel better.
But, that's not the point, the point is
"This temple was built in accordance with the will of God? Did you follow the will of the temple?"
Immediately, King Wuji talked about how he made great achievements in governing the country, how he was appreciated by the Buddha, and how he wanted to lead him into the Western Paradise.
According to King Wuji, he built this temple to express his gratitude for Buddha's appreciation.
However, Tang Sanzan, who held a copy of "Journey to the West" in his arms, knew that the truth was not like this.
The real story should be that the Buddha sent Manjushri Bodhisattva to save the Wuji King, but the Wuji King didn't believe that the Bodhisattva was the real Buddha, so he ordered people to tie the Bodhisattva and sink him into the water for three days.
It is precisely because of this that the Buddha was furious, and sent Manjushri's mount, a green-haired lion, to push King Wuji into the well and let him soak in the water for three years.
It's just that it's one thing to know, but it's another thing to expose someone.
Everyone has no grievances in the past and no hatred in the present. If someone wants to tell a lie, you just have to see through it and not tell the truth.
Although Tang Sanzan was a little unreliable, but this time he was very reliable once.
"So, according to you, you built this temple to express your gratitude to Buddha.
So here comes the question again, how on earth did you drown? "
Hearing this, King Wuji sighed, "It's a long story."
"Oh," Tang Sanzan nodded, "Then don't talk about it, the poor monk doesn't really want to hear it, so go back to sleep first."
Black Chicken King: "."
What kind of player is this frankly? According to the script, shouldn't you reply to the king and ask His Majesty to explain in detail?
My heart was in a mess, seeing that Tang Sanzan really wanted to lie back on the bed and sleep, King Wuji was also anxious.
"Elder wait a minute, Xiao Wang will make a long story short."
After the narration by King Wuji, Tang Sanzan knew that there was no difference between the incident and the original record in Journey to the West.
It was the green-haired lion who was ordered to drown the black-bone chicken king. First, he transformed into a Taoist priest and successfully won the trust of the black-bone chicken king with immortal methods.
Well, it's amazing, every time the monsters sent out by the Buddhist sect to make things difficult for Tang Sanzhu's master and disciples, they will turn into Taoist priests.
In the end, it will be revealed that it is from Buddhism.
I don't know whether this kind of behavior discredited the Taoist sect, or blackened the Buddhist sect itself.
I don't know who came up with this stupid way. Anyway, if the person who gets along with this method is not mentally retarded, he is probably playing Infernal Affairs.
And when the green-haired lion successfully approached the black-haired king, the black-haired king didn't notice the clue of the blue-haired lion's wolf ambition at all, and made the green-haired lion the national teacher.
After that, once the green-haired lion and the black-haired king visited the garden of an unnamed temple, the green-haired lion turned into a Taoist and showed the black-haired king to look at the bottom of the well, and the black-haired king bent down and looked out foolishly.
Seeing this, the green-haired lion pushed from behind, and with a plop, the black-bone chicken king became a drowned chicken.
Then, the green-haired lion turned into a black-bone chicken king and became emperor for three years, enjoying the glory and wealth for three years.
However, the lion was slashed when it became the mount of Manjusri Bodhisattva, so there is no need to do pre-preparation work for practicing the Sunflower Canon.
Therefore, even though he has been the emperor for three years, he has no chance with the three thousand beauties in the harem.
After listening to King Wuji's long and short story, Tang Sanzhu nodded in understanding.
"So, why did you wake up the poor monk in the middle of the night like a ghost?
Could it be that it was because of the long nights of sleepless nights, seeing the poor monk who looked like a stranger like jade, and the monk's unparalleled beauty, and wanted to come to the poor monk to tell a story to the poor monk to relieve his boredom? "
Wuji King: "." You mmp, is your monk reliable or not? This king has made it so obvious. Why do you come to see you? Don't you have any clues in your mind?
Isn't the meaning of what the king said is not obvious enough?
I want to be resurrected, and I want you to avenge me.
Although he was roaring in his heart, King Wuji still had a kind of flattering smile on his face, but he didn't know that all the thoughts in his heart had been captured by Tang Sanzan, who was just full of mind reading skills and playing.
"Xiao Wang took the liberty to look for the elder tonight because he heard that the elder Tang is a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty and has always been merciful.
Followed by three apprentices with great powers, each of them is an expert in subduing demons and eliminating demons to do justice for the sky.
So Xiao Wang here, I have an unfeeling favor, please return it."
"cough,"
Even though he knew it was bad to interrupt others, Tang Sanzan interrupted King Wuji.
"Since you know whether to invite or not, there is no need to say it."
Black Chicken King: "."
Not to mention, how did he come back to life?
How did he regain his throne?
"Elder."
Tang Sanzun glanced at King Wuji, "Okay, what's the matter, you can just get straight to the point."
Hearing this, the expression on Wuji King's face changed several times, and he knelt down in front of Tang Sanzan with a plop.
"Elder Tang, I heard that your great apprentice, Sun Wukong, is the Monkey King who caused disturbances in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, and he has the power to penetrate the heavens and the earth.
Xiao Wang implores the elders to let your big apprentice use the technique of resurrection to bring Xiao Wang back to life, help Xiao Wang expose the evil way, and regain the throne. "
Tang Sanzun glanced at the Wuji King who was kneeling on the ground, and blinked.
"Resurrection?"
The black chicken king nodded.
Tang Sanzan just laughed, "Why do you need my big apprentice to bother you when you are brought back to life? The poor monk has the Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill here. Just knock this pill down. Even if you are only left with a pile of bones, it can save you from death." gone."
While speaking, Tang Sanzan had an extra pill in his hand.
Seeing the elixir and hearing Tang Sanzang's words, the Wuji King's eyes immediately became blazing.
If he hadn't tried his best to restrain himself, he might have rushed to grab the pill.
"Want it?"
Seeing the expression of King Wuji, Tang Sanzan asked with a smile.
King Wuji nodded and looked at Tang Sanzan eagerly.
Theoretically speaking, after asking this question, and I chose the correct answer, the next step should be to give me the pill, right?
just
He obviously overestimated Tang Sanzan's integrity.
"Do you want the Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill?"
The black chicken king nodded.
Tang Sanzun grinned, "Can you afford it?"
PS: Recommend a friend the "Summoning Master" DND Conferring Gods, the protagonist has the summoning golden finger to come to another world, gradually promoted from weak to powerful to legendary, condensed divinity, ignited divine fire, weaved godhead, obtained priesthood, and created through golden finger [Summoner] This spellcaster profession.
(End of this chapter)
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